History Funny / LuckyNumberSlevin

6th Jan '14 2:57:32 AM Mystnmist1217
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* Slevin vs. the mugger. It's just plain priceless.

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* Slevin vs. the mugger. It's just plain priceless. Especially when you consider that ''[[spoiler: it didn't really happen!]]'' Slevin's even a smartass [[spoiler: in his own mind.]]



* A FunnyBackgroundEvent: The entire time the Boss is explaining Slevin's troubling predicament, Slevin is trying to pour himself a glass of water. It seems to exasperate the hell out of the Boss if you watch his facial expressions.

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* A FunnyBackgroundEvent: The entire time the Boss is explaining Slevin's troubling predicament, Slevin is trying to pour himself a glass of water. It seems to exasperate the hell out of the Boss if you watch his facial expressions. expressions, when he realizes he has been monologuing and Slevin's been trying to get a drink of water. Slevin even gets caught and still goes for it while the Boss begins to walk out of the room. [[spoiler: HarsherInHindsight, when you realizes it's because he himself is a hitman, plotting to kill the Boss. He doesn't care if he gets caught, because he knows there won't be any consequences for the Boss thinking he's a schmuck, since he's essential in Goodkat's "plan."]]
4th Nov '13 9:35:05 AM Kyoko
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-->'''Slevin''': I don't go on again until eight.

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-->'''Slevin''': I don't go on again until eight.eight.
** The conversation after she sees him naked and returns for the cup of sugar also bears mentioning because it is also unstoppably adorable.
-->'''Lindsay''': It's like something out of a Norman Rockwell painting.
-->'''Slevin''': What? My penis?
-->'''Lindsay''': The sugar. The penis thing's not very Mayberry.
6th May '12 1:02:32 AM Kyoko
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* Slevin accidentally flashing Lindsay is funny enough, but the scene is immediately topped when Lindsay ''rushes back into the apartment a second time to try and catch another look''. The smug look on Slevin's is priceless.
-->'''Lindsay''': I was trying to catch the next show.

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* Slevin accidentally flashing Lindsay is funny enough, but the scene is immediately topped when Lindsay ''rushes back into the apartment a second time to try and catch another look''. The smug look on Slevin's face is priceless.
-->'''Lindsay''': I was trying wanted to try and catch the next show.
2nd May '12 1:11:53 AM Kyoko
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** The back and forth between Slevin and the cops when they grab him off the street for a quick word is incredible. Like many of Slevin's conversations, it ends with him getting punched.

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** The back and forth between Slevin and the cops when they grab him off the street for a quick word is incredible. Like many of Slevin's conversations, it ends with him getting punched.punched.
* Slevin vs. the mugger. It's just plain priceless.
-->'''Slevin''': ...am I being mugged?
-->'''Mugger''': ''(gives him an insolent glare and punches him in the nose)''
* The delivery of [[http://youtu.be/W4hMWHRLEF4 this line]] is nothing short of amazing.
* "I'm a world class assassin, fuckhead."
* The Boss is pretty damn scary and intimidating, but he does have a knack for being a DeadpanSnarker.
-->'''Slevin''': I thought he was the Boss.
-->'''The Boss''': ''(glances at his bodyguard)'' Why? Do we look alike?
* A FunnyBackgroundEvent: The entire time the Boss is explaining Slevin's troubling predicament, Slevin is trying to pour himself a glass of water. It seems to exasperate the hell out of the Boss if you watch his facial expressions.
* Lindsay and Slevin's entire adorable conversation about James Bond. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
* Slevin accidentally flashing Lindsay is funny enough, but the scene is immediately topped when Lindsay ''rushes back into the apartment a second time to try and catch another look''. The smug look on Slevin's is priceless.
-->'''Lindsay''': I was trying to catch the next show.
-->'''Slevin''': I don't go on again until eight.
17th Apr '12 7:33:41 PM Morcae
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-->'''Slow''': "Tell it to the one legged man so he can bump it off down the road."

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-->'''Slow''': "Tell Tell it to the one legged man so he can bump it off down the road."



-->'''Elvis''': "Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the fuck your name is--the Virgin Mary herself could come waltzing up in here with her fine ass titties hanging out and everything and if she said your name was Jesus Christ, I still gotta take you to see The Boss. Know why?"
-->'''Slevin''': "No."
-->'''Elvis''': "Orders. Now, you do know what orders is, right? Orders is ''orders''."
-->'''Slevin''': "So I guess no one ever taught you not to use the word you're defining in the definition."
-->'''Elvis''': ''(punches Slevin in the gut)'' "Say something else! I will break your motherfuckin' nose, I ain't playin' with you!"
-->'''Slevin''': "My nose is already broken."

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-->'''Elvis''': "Nick, Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the fuck your name is--the Virgin Mary herself could come waltzing up in here with her fine ass titties hanging out and everything and if she said your name was Jesus Christ, I still gotta take you to see The Boss. Know why?"
why?
-->'''Slevin''': "No."
No.
-->'''Elvis''': "Orders. Orders. Now, you do know what orders is, right? Orders is ''orders''."
''orders''.
-->'''Slevin''': "So So I guess no one ever taught you not to use the word you're defining in the definition."
definition.
-->'''Elvis''': ''(punches Slevin in the gut)'' "Say Say something else! I will break your motherfuckin' nose, I ain't playin' with you!"
you!
-->'''Slevin''': "My My nose is already broken."



-->'''Lindsey:''' "So what are you gonna say?"
-->'''Slevin:''' "The same thing a man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or to the left."
-->'''Lindsey:''' "...What's that?"
-->'''Slevin:''' ''[[MathematiciansAnswer "Yes."]]''

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-->'''Lindsey:''' "So So what are you gonna say?"
say?
-->'''Slevin:''' "The The same thing a man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or to the left."
-->'''Lindsey:''' "...
left.
-->'''Lindsey:''' ...
What's that?"
that?
-->'''Slevin:''' ''[[MathematiciansAnswer "Yes."]]''Yes.]]''
** The back and forth between Slevin and the cops when they grab him off the street for a quick word is incredible. Like many of Slevin's conversations, it ends with him getting punched.
11th Jan '12 6:16:06 PM AnonymousApathy
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-->'''Elvis''': "Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the fuck your name is--the Virgin Mary herself could come waltzing up in here with her fine ass titties hanging out and everything and if she said your name was Jesus Christ, I still gotta take you to see The Boss. Know why?"

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-->'''Elvis''': "Slevin, "Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the fuck your name is--the Virgin Mary herself could come waltzing up in here with her fine ass titties hanging out and everything and if she said your name was Jesus Christ, I still gotta take you to see The Boss. Know why?"
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