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** In the same story, Jane learns to bake for the first time and then makes her customers eat those cakes by pointing her gun at them. [[LethalChef The looks on the men's faces tell us very clear how those cakes taste like]]. One guy who hasn't eat them yet comes up to her, opens his shirt and tells her to shoot him.
** In the next story involving Calamity Jane, she and Luke have to deal with a spreading myth about Calamity Jane being a ghost witch and demoness who eats people. During their trip, they are attacked by Indians, but when they recognize Jane, they run away terrorized. When she starts to go after them out of anger, the Chief decides to [[HeroicSacrifice stay behind and give his life to save the tribe]]. Cue the following dialogue:
** In the next story involving Calamity Jane, she and Luke have to deal with a spreading myth about Calamity Jane being a ghost witch and demoness who eats people. During their trip, they are attacked by Indians, but when they recognize Jane, they run away terrorized. When she starts to go after them out of anger, the Chief decides to [[HeroicSacrifice stay behind and give his life to save the tribe]]. Cue the following dialogue:
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** In the same story, Later on, Jane learns to bake for the first time and then makes her customers eat those cakes by pointing her gun at them. [[LethalChef The looks on the men's faces tell us very clear how those cakes taste like]]. One guy who hasn't eat them yet comes up to her, opens his shirt and tells her to shoot him.
** * In the next story involving Calamity Jane, "Ghost Hunt", she and Luke have to deal with a spreading myth about Calamity Jane being a ghost witch and demoness who eats people. During their trip, they are attacked by Indians, but when they recognize Jane, they run away terrorized. When she starts to go after them out of anger, the Chief decides to [[HeroicSacrifice stay behind and give his life to save the tribe]]. Cue the following dialogue:
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* A Freud-esque psychologist trying to find criminals as test subjects to prove he can "cure" criminals by dealing with their Freudian issues. Lucky Luke and him go to visit the Jail, where the Warden presents him some of the prisoners. Said prisoners include:
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* A In "A Cure for the Daltons". a Freud-esque psychologist trying to find searches for criminals as test subjects to prove he can "cure" criminals by dealing with their Freudian issues. Lucky Luke and him go to visit the Jail, where the Warden presents him some of the prisoners. Said prisoners include:
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* In one book, Luke is escorting an artist in a town famous for being a place where everybody does nothing but drink and fight. As they approach, the artist suggest to go in a saloon named the Golden Spurr Saloon, but Luke suggests to instead go to the Silver Spun. The reason?
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* In one book, "The Painter", Luke is escorting an artist in a town famous for being a place where everybody does nothing but drink and fight. As they approach, the artist suggest to go in a saloon named the Golden Spurr Saloon, but Luke suggests to instead go to the Silver Spun. The reason?
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** The Daltons disguise themselves a bushes to spy on Lucky Luke. They see him and a cavalry regiment escorting a big crate marked "NITRO", assume it's a crate of gold headed for a town called Nitro, and mug some cavalrymen for their uniforms and horses. Or rather, Joe, Jack and William do, Averell ''keeps his bush disguise'' while on horseback.
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** The Daltons' angle counts as a hilarious IdiotPlot: They thought they were going after a crate of gold headed to Nitro City. at the end of the story it's explained to them that they were chasing a crate of ''nitroglycerine'', they all faint at the risk they took and and it being AllForNothing.
** The Daltons disguise themselves a bushes to spy on Lucky Luke. Theysee him and a cavalry regiment escorting a big crate marked "NITRO", assume it's a crate of gold headed for a town called Nitro, and later on mug some cavalrymen for their uniforms and horses. Or rather, Joe, Jack and William do, Averell ''keeps his bush disguise'' while on horseback.
** The Daltons disguise themselves a bushes to spy on Lucky Luke. They
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* '''"Go West! A Lucky Luke Adventure"''':
** Averell keeps getting his hands on pistols and hiding them from his brothers, and using them as models to make replicas out of soap and cacti. He keeps pulling them out as Joe laments not having a gun, to the latter's dismay at the fact that Averell has been hiding a gun for weeks.
--> '''Jack:''' Where'd you get them guns? You have a collection, or what?
** Averell keeps getting his hands on pistols and hiding them from his brothers, and using them as models to make replicas out of soap and cacti. He keeps pulling them out as Joe laments not having a gun, to the latter's dismay at the fact that Averell has been hiding a gun for weeks.
--> '''Jack:''' Where'd you get them guns? You have a collection, or what?
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** Greeley sampling the entire drink menu at the saloon and staggers out drunk off his ass, only to come in again minutes later, stone cold sober, with a new edition of the ''Daily Star'' revealing that the saloon owner waters down his drinks.
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** Greeley sampling the entire drink menu at the saloon and staggers out drunk off his ass, only to come in again minutes later, stone cold sober, with a new edition of the ''Daily Star'' revealing that the saloon owner owner/bartender waters down his drinks.drinks. The bartender drops all his glasses in shock.
--> '''Bartender''': Mom's glass set!!
--> '''Bartender''': Mom's glass set!!
** Due to their paper shipments being destroyed, the Daily Star staff are forced to increasingly desperate makeshift material to print on, including printing on the back of a WantedPoster, wall paper samples, and finally, printing the text on the side of some of the random animals they'd gotten as payment for subscriptions.
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** The poor train conductor who keeps getting caught up in the fighting for the nitro train, even though he only took the job so he could live somewhere quiet and stress-free. After the shootout at the station, he quits, and heads to an abandoned station connected to an unused track in the mountains... only for the nitro train to come rolling by just a few minutes later, much to his horror, due to Luke having changed train tracks after the Union Pacific saboteurs blew up the original track. This leads to a hilarious BrickJoke in the end, after the train tunnel has been finished, and the work on the new railway is finally underway. The foreman points out a tiny cabin in the middle of the prairie, telling Luke the first train station will be located there, and Luke stops by to tell the owner the happy news. After he leaves, Luke can't help but feel like he's met the man living there before...
--> '''Conductor''': *chopping down his cabin with an axe* ''I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!''
--> '''Conductor''': *chopping down his cabin with an axe* ''I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!''
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* '''Nitro''':
** The Daltons disguise themselves a bushes to spy on Lucky Luke. They see him and a cavalry regiment escorting a big crate marked "NITRO", assume it's a crate of gold headed for a town called Nitro, and mug some cavalrymen for their uniforms and horses. Or rather, Joe, Jack and William do, Averell ''keeps his bush disguise'' while on horseback.
-->'''William:''' Averell, take that disguise off, you'll get us noticed!\\
'''Averell:''' But wasn't the point of dressing up as bushes to be unnoticed?
** The Daltons disguise themselves a bushes to spy on Lucky Luke. They see him and a cavalry regiment escorting a big crate marked "NITRO", assume it's a crate of gold headed for a town called Nitro, and mug some cavalrymen for their uniforms and horses. Or rather, Joe, Jack and William do, Averell ''keeps his bush disguise'' while on horseback.
-->'''William:''' Averell, take that disguise off, you'll get us noticed!\\
'''Averell:''' But wasn't the point of dressing up as bushes to be unnoticed?
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-->'''William:''' Here's the compass, Joe! Now you can really save us all! It was right underneath Averell's mattress, just as I said. Weird how much stuff he's got hidden away under there.\\
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-->'''William:''' Here's the compass, Joe! Now you can really save us all! It was right underneath Averell's mattress, just as I said. Weird how much stuff he's got hidden away under there.there, by the way.\\
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'''William:''' Can you imagine? There was even gun there! But I didn't bring ''that,'' of course! After all, what use is a a ''gun'' for finding your way?\\
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'''William:''' Can you imagine? There was even a gun there! But I didn't bring ''that,'' of course! After all, what use is a a ''gun'' for finding your way?\\
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** The MoodWhiplash during the climax, where the entire telegraph crew is close to death, stuck with no water in the middle of the salt plains in Utah, and Luke prepares to set off on a suicide mission to find help, only for them to be [[SavedByBedouins saved by a caravan of Mormons]], led by Joseph Smith himself. The funny part starts when James Gamble asks Smith if they have any water, and Smith says they do, and they also brought a virtual DrinkOrder, including milk, tea, a variety of fruit juices... but no alcohol (for obvious reasons).
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** The MoodWhiplash during the climax, where the entire telegraph crew is close to death, stuck with no water in the middle of the salt plains in Utah, and Luke prepares to set off on a suicide mission to find help, only for them to be [[SavedByBedouins [[BedouinRescueService saved by a caravan of Mormons]], led by Joseph Smith himself. The funny part starts when James Gamble asks Smith if they have any water, and Smith says they do, and they also brought a virtual DrinkOrder, drink order, including milk, tea, a variety of fruit juices... but no alcohol (for obvious reasons).
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** Due to running low on telegraph poles during one stretch of the trip, the crew improvises with anything they can, including random trees, and even a totem pole.
** Two Indians observe the crew setting up the poles and attaching the wire, and since they have no idea what a telegraph is, assume this is some new kind of fence the White Man has invented, and put up a set of poles with wire around their camp.
** Two Indians observe the crew setting up the poles and attaching the wire, and since they have no idea what a telegraph is, assume this is some new kind of fence the White Man has invented, and put up a set of poles with wire around their camp.
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* '''The Singing Wire''':
** The MoodWhiplash during the climax, where the entire telegraph crew is close to death, stuck with no water in the middle of the salt plains in Utah, and Luke prepares to set off on a suicide mission to find help, only for them to be [[SavedByBedouins saved by a caravan of Mormons]], led by Joseph Smith himself. The funny part starts when James Gamble asks Smith if they have any water, and Smith says they do, and they also brought a virtual DrinkOrder, including milk, tea, a variety of fruit juices... but no alcohol (for obvious reasons).
** The Mormons take them back to their settlement, where the team can rest from their ordeal, and enjoy their "amusements". The men cheer and hoot, imagining the usual saloon debaucheries. It then cuts to the whole crew inside a church, singing hymns with angry looks on their faces, except Luke, who can barely contain his laughter.
** The MoodWhiplash during the climax, where the entire telegraph crew is close to death, stuck with no water in the middle of the salt plains in Utah, and Luke prepares to set off on a suicide mission to find help, only for them to be [[SavedByBedouins saved by a caravan of Mormons]], led by Joseph Smith himself. The funny part starts when James Gamble asks Smith if they have any water, and Smith says they do, and they also brought a virtual DrinkOrder, including milk, tea, a variety of fruit juices... but no alcohol (for obvious reasons).
** The Mormons take them back to their settlement, where the team can rest from their ordeal, and enjoy their "amusements". The men cheer and hoot, imagining the usual saloon debaucheries. It then cuts to the whole crew inside a church, singing hymns with angry looks on their faces, except Luke, who can barely contain his laughter.
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-->'''William:''' Here's the compass, Joe! Now you can really save us all! It was right underneath Averell's mattress, just as I said. Weird how much stuff he's got hidden away under there by the way.
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-->'''William:''' Here's the compass, Joe! Now you can really save us all! It was right underneath Averell's mattress, just as I said. Weird how much stuff he's got hidden away under there by the way.there.\\
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'''Joe:''' [[SurroundedByIdiots I was born into a family of idiots]]!
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'''Joe:''' [[SurroundedByIdiots I was I've been born into a family of idiots]]!
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'''Jasper:''' Well, hurry it up, then! I've got a hole to fill here!'''
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'''Jasper:''' Well, hurry it up, then! I've got a hole to fill here!'''here!
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-->'''Joe:''' You took your sweet time. We were starting to wonder where you'd gone to!\\
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-->'''Joe:''' You took your sweet time. time! We were starting to wonder where you'd gone disappeared to!\\
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'''Joe:''' And you didn't bring it with you?\\
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'''Joe:''' And you didn't bring it with you?\\it?\\
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** After yet another return to the prison and another suprisingly polite encounter with Jasper, who ''still'' doesn't think to hold him back because he's too busy being annoyed at how he never gets to fill in that tunnel, William finally returns to his brothers.
-->'''William:''' Here's the compass, Joe! Now you can really save us all! It was right underneath Averell's mattress, just as I thought... that guy sure has a lot of weird stuff hidden under there, by the way!\\
-->'''William:''' Here's the compass, Joe! Now you can really save us all! It was right underneath Averell's mattress, just as I thought... that guy sure has a lot of weird stuff hidden under there, by the way!\\
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** After yet another return to the prison and another suprisingly surprisingly polite encounter with Jasper, who ''still'' doesn't think to hold him back because he's too busy being annoyed at how he never gets to fill in that tunnel, William finally returns to his brothers.
-->'''William:''' Here's the compass, Joe! Now you can really save us all! It was right underneath Averell's mattress, just as Ithought... that guy sure has a lot of weird said. Weird how much stuff he's got hidden away under there, there by the way!\\way.
-->'''William:''' Here's the compass, Joe! Now you can really save us all! It was right underneath Averell's mattress, just as I
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'''William:''' Can you imagine? He even had a gun there! But of course I didn't bother to bring ''that.'' After all, what use is a a gun for finding your way?\\
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'''William:''' Can you imagine? He There was even had a gun there! But of course I didn't bother to bring ''that.'' ''that,'' of course! After all, what use is a a gun ''gun'' for finding your way?\\
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* In the ''Rantanplan'' comic ''Les Cervaux'' ("The Brains"), after Averell has been kidnapped from the prison, the other three Daltons break out to go find him and William turns out to practically be channeling Averell when it comes to idiocy... and Jasper, the prison guard isn't too far behind:
-->'''Jack:''' Where should we go now, Joe?\\
'''William:''' I think we're lost, Joe.\\
'''Joe:''' Nah! ''Averell's'' lost! We've just gone slightly astray! I wish we had a map, though...\\
'''William:''' Averell had one under his mattress. He used to read it at night to get to sleep. \\
'''Joe:''' Well, go get it, then!\\
'''William:''' Well, it's just that... umm...\\
'''Joe:''' What?\\
'''William:''' It's just that I need a map to find my way back to the prison.\\
''*Joe hits him*''\\
'''William:''' All right, all right! I'm running!\\
'''Joe:''' [[SurroundedByIdiots I was born into a family of idiots]]!
** William eventually finds his way back to the prison, entering it through the same escape tunnel that he and his brother used to get out. He runs into Jasper, who's been given the task of filling in the tunnel.
-->'''Jasper''': ''*gets out a measuring tape to measure William's height*'' William Dalton!\\
'''William:''' That's right, but don't let me disturb you. I just dropped by to fetch something.\\
'''Jasper:''' Well, hurry it up, then! I've got a hole to fill here!'''
** After William leaves the prison again (and from the prison we hear the sounds of Jasper being attacked by the warden for letting William escape), he finally makes it back to Joe and Jack.
-->'''Joe:''' You took your sweet time. We were starting to wonder where you'd gone to!\\
'''William:''' Sorry, I got lost on the way back.\\
'''Joe:''' Really? ''While holding a map?!''\\
'''William:''' Oh, right. How silly. I plain didn't think to look at it!\\
''*Joe hits him*''\\
'''Joe:''' You.... you... you ''Averell!''
** After Joe tries to consult the map, he concludes that they really need a compass too.
-->'''William:''' I know where there's a compass. Saw one underneath Averell's mattress when I went to fetch the map!\\
'''Joe:''' And you didn't bring it with you?\\
'''William:''' Uh... no, Joe, I...\\
''*Joe hits him again*''\\
'''Joe:''' So! ''What'' are you gonna do now?!\\
'''William:''' Um... go fetch the compass from underneath Averell's mattress.\\
'''Joe:''' And ''how'' are you gonna find your way back?!\\
'''William:''' Oh, that won't be a problem! I made sure to have lots of landmarks!\\
''*William runs off, and Joe and Jack are flabbergasted to see that he's drawn arrows pointing towards the prison on almost every rock*'''
** After yet another return to the prison and another suprisingly polite encounter with Jasper, who ''still'' doesn't think to hold him back because he's too busy being annoyed at how he never gets to fill in that tunnel, William finally returns to his brothers.
-->'''William:''' Here's the compass, Joe! Now you can really save us all! It was right underneath Averell's mattress, just as I thought... that guy sure has a lot of weird stuff hidden under there, by the way!\\
'''Joe:''' ...huh?\\
'''William:''' Can you imagine? He even had a gun there! But of course I didn't bother to bring ''that.'' After all, what use is a a gun for finding your way?\\
''*Joe stares at him in astonishment... and then hits him again*''
-->'''Jack:''' Where should we go now, Joe?\\
'''William:''' I think we're lost, Joe.\\
'''Joe:''' Nah! ''Averell's'' lost! We've just gone slightly astray! I wish we had a map, though...\\
'''William:''' Averell had one under his mattress. He used to read it at night to get to sleep. \\
'''Joe:''' Well, go get it, then!\\
'''William:''' Well, it's just that... umm...\\
'''Joe:''' What?\\
'''William:''' It's just that I need a map to find my way back to the prison.\\
''*Joe hits him*''\\
'''William:''' All right, all right! I'm running!\\
'''Joe:''' [[SurroundedByIdiots I was born into a family of idiots]]!
** William eventually finds his way back to the prison, entering it through the same escape tunnel that he and his brother used to get out. He runs into Jasper, who's been given the task of filling in the tunnel.
-->'''Jasper''': ''*gets out a measuring tape to measure William's height*'' William Dalton!\\
'''William:''' That's right, but don't let me disturb you. I just dropped by to fetch something.\\
'''Jasper:''' Well, hurry it up, then! I've got a hole to fill here!'''
** After William leaves the prison again (and from the prison we hear the sounds of Jasper being attacked by the warden for letting William escape), he finally makes it back to Joe and Jack.
-->'''Joe:''' You took your sweet time. We were starting to wonder where you'd gone to!\\
'''William:''' Sorry, I got lost on the way back.\\
'''Joe:''' Really? ''While holding a map?!''\\
'''William:''' Oh, right. How silly. I plain didn't think to look at it!\\
''*Joe hits him*''\\
'''Joe:''' You.... you... you ''Averell!''
** After Joe tries to consult the map, he concludes that they really need a compass too.
-->'''William:''' I know where there's a compass. Saw one underneath Averell's mattress when I went to fetch the map!\\
'''Joe:''' And you didn't bring it with you?\\
'''William:''' Uh... no, Joe, I...\\
''*Joe hits him again*''\\
'''Joe:''' So! ''What'' are you gonna do now?!\\
'''William:''' Um... go fetch the compass from underneath Averell's mattress.\\
'''Joe:''' And ''how'' are you gonna find your way back?!\\
'''William:''' Oh, that won't be a problem! I made sure to have lots of landmarks!\\
''*William runs off, and Joe and Jack are flabbergasted to see that he's drawn arrows pointing towards the prison on almost every rock*'''
** After yet another return to the prison and another suprisingly polite encounter with Jasper, who ''still'' doesn't think to hold him back because he's too busy being annoyed at how he never gets to fill in that tunnel, William finally returns to his brothers.
-->'''William:''' Here's the compass, Joe! Now you can really save us all! It was right underneath Averell's mattress, just as I thought... that guy sure has a lot of weird stuff hidden under there, by the way!\\
'''Joe:''' ...huh?\\
'''William:''' Can you imagine? He even had a gun there! But of course I didn't bother to bring ''that.'' After all, what use is a a gun for finding your way?\\
''*Joe stares at him in astonishment... and then hits him again*''
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* '''The Daily Star'''
** The album centers on Lucky Luke assisting hapless newspaper publisher Horace Greeley (a HistoricalDomainCharacter who would go on to found the ''New York Tribune''), in his efforts of trying to distribute news in the West, with mixed results to say the least. When Luke first meets him, he's trying to pull his printing press out of a river after his latest attempt infuriated too many people.
** Greeley sampling the entire drink menu at the saloon and staggers out drunk off his ass, only to come in again minutes later, stone cold sober, with a new edition of the ''Daily Star'' revealing that the saloon owner waters down his drinks.
** The counterfeiter who tries to pay for his drink with a dollar bill [[EpicFail that's blank on one side because he ran out of ink]].
** The album centers on Lucky Luke assisting hapless newspaper publisher Horace Greeley (a HistoricalDomainCharacter who would go on to found the ''New York Tribune''), in his efforts of trying to distribute news in the West, with mixed results to say the least. When Luke first meets him, he's trying to pull his printing press out of a river after his latest attempt infuriated too many people.
** Greeley sampling the entire drink menu at the saloon and staggers out drunk off his ass, only to come in again minutes later, stone cold sober, with a new edition of the ''Daily Star'' revealing that the saloon owner waters down his drinks.
** The counterfeiter who tries to pay for his drink with a dollar bill [[EpicFail that's blank on one side because he ran out of ink]].
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* In Billy the Kid's debut album, Billy orders hot chocolate for the patrons and himself. He then ask why everyone isn't drinking. A patron retort that it's too hot. Billy then angrily shout at everyone to drink. [[ThatsGottaHurt Cue patrons quickly gulping down the hot beverage down their throats.]]
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* In Billy the Kid's debut album, Billy orders hot chocolate for the patrons and himself. He then ask why everyone isn't drinking. A patron retort that it's too hot. Billy then angrily shout at everyone to drink. [[ThatsGottaHurt Cue patrons quickly gulping down the hot beverage down their throats.]]]] When Billy goes for his he stops after a sip and admits it's really hot, wondering how the patrons gulped it down.
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** Why are the Daltons even free in this album? Because the CardboardPrison they're usually locked up in had hired a telegraph operator that didnt really know morse code, and had interpreted the message to release a mild-mannered inmate named Joe Milton for good behavior as "release Joe DALTON for good behavior". Joe has to be physically thrown out of jail because [[CardCarryingVillain he finds the idea of being pardoned a personal insult]].
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** Why are the Daltons even free in this album? Because the CardboardPrison they're usually locked up in had hired a telegraph operator that didnt didn't really know morse Morse code, and had interpreted the message to release a mild-mannered inmate named Joe Milton for good behavior as "release Joe DALTON for good behavior". Joe has to be physically thrown out of jail because [[CardCarryingVillain he finds the idea of being pardoned a personal insult]].
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---> '''Joe''': '''IF THAT HORSE DOESNT STOP LAUGHING, I'LL TURN IT INTO GLUE!!!'''
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---> '''Joe''': '''IF THAT HORSE DOESNT DOESN'T STOP LAUGHING, I'LL TURN IT INTO GLUE!!!'''
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---> '''Joe''': You cant shoot customers for every bad review.
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---> '''Joe''': You cant can't shoot customers for every bad review.
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--->'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.
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--->'''Joe:''' (opening the door showing four aces in his hands) Hey.\\
--->'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.\\
--->'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.\\
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--->'''Joe:''' (opening the door showing four aces in his hands) Hey.\\
Hey.
--->'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.\\
--->'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.
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-->'''Joe:''' (opening the door showing four aces in his hands) Hey.\\
'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.\\
'''Jack:''' (also showing four aces) Just a second.
'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.\\
'''Jack:''' (also showing four aces) Just a second.
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->'''Joe''': You are an idiot!
--->'''Averell''': [[SarcasmBlind Oh, okay, that's all I wanted to know...]]
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** Toward the end of the issue, Luke starts travelling around the West to get the Dalton, who have decided to split up so they could find him. Having captured Averell, he goes after Jack, who tries to defeat him by cunning, [[MasterOfDisguise using various disguises to approach Luke and kills him while he doesn't suspect anything]]. The plan is constantly foiled by ''Averell'', who instantly recognizes his brother and identifies him out loud, ruining the effect of surprise. After around the third attempt, Jack ends up hitting Averell out of frustration:
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** Toward the end of the issue, Luke starts travelling around the West to get the Dalton, who have decided to split up so they could find him. Having captured Averell, he goes after Jack, who tries to defeat him by cunning, [[MasterOfDisguise using various disguises to approach Luke and kills kill him while he doesn't suspect anything]]. The plan is constantly foiled by ''Averell'', who instantly recognizes his brother and identifies him out loud, ruining the effect of surprise. After around the third attempt, Jack ends up hitting Averell out of frustration:
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--->'''Jack:''' Calm down, Whatsyername.
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--->'''Jack:''' Calm down, Whatsyername.Whatsyername...
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--->'''Jack:''' Calm down, Whatsyername...Whatsyername.
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* '''A cure for the Daltons'''
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--->Wanted: Joe Dalton; 1 dollar 90
--->Wanted: Jack Dalton; 75 cents
--->Wanted: William Dalton; a true art plaster object
--->Averell Dalton: Not Wanted
--->Wanted: Jack Dalton; 75 cents
--->Wanted: William Dalton; a true art plaster object
--->Averell Dalton: Not Wanted
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-->'''Averell''' (''pointing at Luke''): Hey, what are you doing Jack?! ''He'' is the one you are supposed to hit, not me!
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--->'''Calamity Jane''': So those [censored] Sioux attack our [censored] camp! Then I go find the [censored] captain, and I tell him...
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-->'''Chief''': Devour me.
-->'''Jane''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]? Eeeeeh... no thanks, I already took lunch...
-->(Luke arrives)
-->'''Jane''': Ah, Luke! Please explain this moron I ''don't wanna eat him''!
-->'''Chief''': Ghost can eat Chief; all I ask is she spares his tribe.
-->'''Jane''': Your ''tribe''?! (to Luke) He overestimates my appetite!
-->'''Jane''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]? Eeeeeh... no thanks, I already took lunch...
-->(Luke arrives)
-->'''Jane''': Ah, Luke! Please explain this moron I ''don't wanna eat him''!
-->'''Chief''': Ghost can eat Chief; all I ask is she spares his tribe.
-->'''Jane''': Your ''tribe''?! (to Luke) He overestimates my appetite!
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-->'''Luke''': Chill out, she is not going to eat you!
-->'''Jane''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, I just ate an entire tribe of natives!]]
-->'''Jane''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, I just ate an entire tribe of natives!]]
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--->'''Jack''' (to an infuriated Joe): Calm down, Frank!
--->'''William''': Wait, no! Joe is Robert! ''You'' are Frank!
--->'''Averell''': Wait, then who am I?
--->'''Joe''': The next one who call me Joe is a dead man!
--->'''Jack''': Calm down, What's-his-name!
--->'''Averell''': No, seriously, who am I supposed to be?
--->'''Joe''': You are an idiot!
--->'''William''': Wait, no! Joe is Robert! ''You'' are Frank!
--->'''Averell''': Wait, then who am I?
--->'''Joe''': The next one who call me Joe is a dead man!
--->'''Jack''': Calm down, What's-his-name!
--->'''Averell''': No, seriously, who am I supposed to be?
--->'''Joe''': You are an idiot!
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--->'''Luke''': We need to split up to cover more ground. Joe, go North; Jack, go South; William, go West; Averell, go East.
--->'''Joe''': What about you?
--->'''Luke''': Me? Well, I am following you!
--->'''Joe''': Of course. Don't expect us to be stupid enough to leave you alone here!
--->(all Daltons follow the instructions and leave, each one believing Luke is following one of the others)
--->'''Luke''' (alone): They really ''are'' dumber than I thought.
--->'''Joe''': What about you?
--->'''Luke''': Me? Well, I am following you!
--->'''Joe''': Of course. Don't expect us to be stupid enough to leave you alone here!
--->(all Daltons follow the instructions and leave, each one believing Luke is following one of the others)
--->'''Luke''' (alone): They really ''are'' dumber than I thought.
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--->'''Joe Dalton''': Your money! ''Now''!
--->'''Customer''': But I ''am'' coming to give it to you, I want to open a credit here!
--->'''William Dalton''': Normally, I should be on the other side, with a weapon!
--->'''Averell Dalton''': Don't you have something to eat?
--->'''Customer''': But I ''am'' coming to give it to you, I want to open a credit here!
--->'''William Dalton''': Normally, I should be on the other side, with a weapon!
--->'''Averell Dalton''': Don't you have something to eat?
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--->'''Lucky Luke''': Do any of those interest you, professor?
--->'''Psychologist''': Not really, but I'd love to meet their judges.
--->'''Psychologist''': Not really, but I'd love to meet their judges.
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--->"Woulda been worse if it'd been the Desert of Hunger."
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--> '''Averell:''' I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?\\
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--> '''Police Chief:''' You put a pile of salt on the back of your hand, lick it up, and drink in one gulp... Salud!\\
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--> '''Jack:''' It'll be interesting to see foreign banks!\\
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--> '''Mook 1:''' Mì revolver!\\
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--> '''Jolly''': No sense questioning it. I've lost track of the story at some point.
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--> '''Averell''': ''Gimme my gun, Joe!!''
--> '''Joe''': You cant shoot customers for every bad review.
--> '''Joe''': You cant shoot customers for every bad review.
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--> '''Joe''': '''IF THAT HORSE DOESNT STOP LAUGHING, I'LL TURN IT INTO GLUE!!!'''
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-->'''Luke:''' The Dalton have a baby!\\
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* In Billy the Kid's debut album, Billy orders hot chocolate for the patrons and himself. He then ask why everyone isn't drinking. A patron retort that it's too hot. Billy then angrily shout at everyone to drink. [[ThatsGottaHurt Cue patrons quickly gulping down the hot beverage down their throats.]]
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* One book has a Freud-esque psychologist trying to find criminals as test subjects to prove he can "cure" criminals by dealing with their Freudian issues. Lucky Luke and him go to visit the Jail, where the Warden presents him some of the prisoners. Said prisoners include:
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* One book has a '''A cure for the Daltons'''
* A Freud-esque psychologist trying to find criminals as test subjects to prove he can "cure" criminals by dealing with their Freudian issues. Lucky Luke and him go to visit the Jail, where the Warden presents him some of the prisoners. Said prisoners include:
* A Freud-esque psychologist trying to find criminals as test subjects to prove he can "cure" criminals by dealing with their Freudian issues. Lucky Luke and him go to visit the Jail, where the Warden presents him some of the prisoners. Said prisoners include:
** When the psychologist turns into a villain and leader of the Daltons Luke keeps pressing his BerserkButton by calling him crazy, his first attempt to shoot him is stopped by Joe suggesting they decide it at poker who of the gang gets to do it. The psychiatrist recomposed himself as he wants Luke to see his genius and demands that the Daltons leave so he can go on a MotiveRant with Luke. Joe asks William to bring cards just in case. Then when Luke still calls him crazy and the doc is about to shoot him:
-->'''Joe:''' (opening the door showing four aces in his hands) Hey.\\
'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.\\
'''Jack:''' (also showing four aces) Just a second.
** The psychologist getting the "calm down, Joe. Joe, calm down" from Jack, William and Joe when he loses his nerves.
-->'''Joe:''' (opening the door showing four aces in his hands) Hey.\\
'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.\\
'''Jack:''' (also showing four aces) Just a second.
** The psychologist getting the "calm down, Joe. Joe, calm down" from Jack, William and Joe when he loses his nerves.
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* '''A cure for the Daltons'''
** When the psychiatrist turns into a villain and leader of the Daltons Luke keeps pressing his BerserkButton by calling him crazy, his first attempt to shoot him is stopped by Joe suggesting they decide it at poker who of the gang gets to do it. The psychiatrist recomposed himself as he wants Luke to see his genius and demands that the Daltons leave so he can go on a MotiveRant with Luke. Joe asks William to bring cards just in case. Then when Luke still calls him crazy and the doc is about to shoot him:
-->'''Joe:''' (opening the door showing four aces in his hands) Hey.\\
'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.\\
'''Jack:''' (also showing four aces) Just a second.
** The psychiatrist getting the "calm down, Joe. Joe, calm down" from Jack, William and Joe when he loses his nerves.
** When the psychiatrist turns into a villain and leader of the Daltons Luke keeps pressing his BerserkButton by calling him crazy, his first attempt to shoot him is stopped by Joe suggesting they decide it at poker who of the gang gets to do it. The psychiatrist recomposed himself as he wants Luke to see his genius and demands that the Daltons leave so he can go on a MotiveRant with Luke. Joe asks William to bring cards just in case. Then when Luke still calls him crazy and the doc is about to shoot him:
-->'''Joe:''' (opening the door showing four aces in his hands) Hey.\\
'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.\\
'''Jack:''' (also showing four aces) Just a second.
** The psychiatrist getting the "calm down, Joe. Joe, calm down" from Jack, William and Joe when he loses his nerves.
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** When the psychiatrist turns into a villain and leader of the Daltons Luke keeps pressing his BerserkButton by calling him crazy, his first attempt to shoot him is stopped by Joe suggesting they decide it at poker who of the gang gets to do it. The psychiatrist recomposed himself as he wants Luke to see his genius and demands that the Daltons leave so he can go on a MotiveRant with Luke. Joe asks William to bring cards just in case. Then when Luke still calls him crazy and the doc is about to shoot him:
-->'''Joe:''' (opening the door showing four aces in his hands) Hey.\\
'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.\\
'''Jack:''' (also showing four aces) Just a second.
** The psychiatrist getting the "calm down, Joe. Joe, calm down" from Jack, William and Joe when he loses his nerves.
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* '''A cure for the Daltons'''
** When the psychiatrist turns into a villain and leader of the Daltons Luke keeps pressing his BerserkButton by calling him crazy, his first attempt to shoot him is stopped by Joe suggesting they decide it at poker who of the gang gets to do it. The psychiatrist recomposed himself as he wants Luke to see his genius and demands that the Daltons leave so he can go on a MotiveRant with Luke. Joe asks William to bring cards just in case. Then when Luke still calls him crazy and the doc is about to shoot him:
-->'''Joe:''' (opening the door showing four aces in his hands) Hey.\\
'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.\\
'''Jack:''' (also showing four aces) Just a second.
** The psychiatrist getting the "calm down, Joe. Joe, calm down" from Jack, William and Joe when he loses his nerves.
** When the psychiatrist turns into a villain and leader of the Daltons Luke keeps pressing his BerserkButton by calling him crazy, his first attempt to shoot him is stopped by Joe suggesting they decide it at poker who of the gang gets to do it. The psychiatrist recomposed himself as he wants Luke to see his genius and demands that the Daltons leave so he can go on a MotiveRant with Luke. Joe asks William to bring cards just in case. Then when Luke still calls him crazy and the doc is about to shoot him:
-->'''Joe:''' (opening the door showing four aces in his hands) Hey.\\
'''Williams:''' (showing also four aces) Wait.\\
'''Jack:''' (also showing four aces) Just a second.
** The psychiatrist getting the "calm down, Joe. Joe, calm down" from Jack, William and Joe when he loses his nerves.
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** Why are the Daltons even free in this album? Because the CardboardPrison they're usually locked up in had hired a telegraph operator that didnt really know morse code, and had interpreted the message to release a mild-mannered inmate named Joe Milton for good behavior as "release Joe DALTON for good behavior". Joe has to be physically thrown out of jail because [[CardCarryingVillain he finds the idea of being pardoned a personal insult]].
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** Why are the Daltons even free in this album? Because the CardboardPrison they're usually locked up in had hired a telegraph operator that didnt really know morse code, and had interpreted the message to release a mild-mannered inmate named Joe Milton for good behavior as "release Joe DALTON for good behavior". Joe has to be physically thrown out of jail because [[CardCarryingVillain he finds the idea of being pardoned a personal insult]].insult]].
* '''From the Cartoon:'''
** In the "Dalton cowboys" after the Dalton kidnaps a baby:
-->'''Luke:''' The Dalton have a baby!\\
'''Everyone:''' The Dalton are reproducing!?\\
'''Luke:''' Calm down, it's just a kidnapping.\\
''everyone sighs in relief''
* '''From the Cartoon:'''
** In the "Dalton cowboys" after the Dalton kidnaps a baby:
-->'''Luke:''' The Dalton have a baby!\\
'''Everyone:''' The Dalton are reproducing!?\\
'''Luke:''' Calm down, it's just a kidnapping.\\
''everyone sighs in relief''
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** Why are the Daltons even free in this album? Because the CardboardPrison they're usually locked up in had hired a telegraph operator that didnt really know morse code, and had interpreted the message to release a mild-mannered inmate named Joe Milton for good behavior as "release Joe DALTON for good behavior". Joe has to be physically thrown out of jail because he finds the idea of being pardoned a personal insult.
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** Why are the Daltons even free in this album? Because the CardboardPrison they're usually locked up in had hired a telegraph operator that didnt really know morse code, and had interpreted the message to release a mild-mannered inmate named Joe Milton for good behavior as "release Joe DALTON for good behavior". Joe has to be physically thrown out of jail because [[CardCarryingVillain he finds the idea of being pardoned a personal insult.insult]].
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*** There's a hilarious scene during their practice where their singing get so bad it ruins the mayonaisse the cook is working on.
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'''Mook 4:''' Ay! [[ExplosiveBarrels The tequila storage!]]
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'''Mook 4:''' Ay! [[ExplosiveBarrels The tequila storage!]]storage!]]
* '''Dalton City'''
** The Daltons catch Luke sneaking around and "forces" him to help them set up shop in the abandoned outlaw town by pretending to be a guest. As such, they have him try out the various services such as the restaurant, the hotel, and, of course, looking after his horse. Jolly Jumper's reaction to William Dalton grooming him is hilarious.
--> '''Jolly''': No sense questioning it. I've lost track of the story at some point.
** Luke rejecting Averell's cooking, which turns out to be Averell's BerserkButton.
--> '''Averell''': ''Gimme my gun, Joe!!''
--> '''Joe''': You cant shoot customers for every bad review.
*** Of course, the near-omnivorous Rantanplan loves his food. He also loves the bar of soap Jack Dalton dropped on the floor.
** Joe gains a crush on the madame of a travelling dance troupe, and falls for Luke's "suggestion" that he ask her to marry him (in reality a plot to trick outlaws to come to a fake wedding). While Luke initially suggests William or Jack to be the groom, Joe blushes and stammers that he was thinking about popping the question. Apparently Jolly Jumper finds the whole issue hysterical.
--> '''Joe''': '''IF THAT HORSE DOESNT STOP LAUGHING, I'LL TURN IT INTO GLUE!!!'''
** Why are the Daltons even free in this album? Because the CardboardPrison they're usually locked up in had hired a telegraph operator that didnt really know morse code, and had interpreted the message to release a mild-mannered inmate named Joe Milton for good behavior as "release Joe DALTON for good behavior". Joe has to be physically thrown out of jail because he finds the idea of being pardoned a personal insult.
* '''Dalton City'''
** The Daltons catch Luke sneaking around and "forces" him to help them set up shop in the abandoned outlaw town by pretending to be a guest. As such, they have him try out the various services such as the restaurant, the hotel, and, of course, looking after his horse. Jolly Jumper's reaction to William Dalton grooming him is hilarious.
--> '''Jolly''': No sense questioning it. I've lost track of the story at some point.
** Luke rejecting Averell's cooking, which turns out to be Averell's BerserkButton.
--> '''Averell''': ''Gimme my gun, Joe!!''
--> '''Joe''': You cant shoot customers for every bad review.
*** Of course, the near-omnivorous Rantanplan loves his food. He also loves the bar of soap Jack Dalton dropped on the floor.
** Joe gains a crush on the madame of a travelling dance troupe, and falls for Luke's "suggestion" that he ask her to marry him (in reality a plot to trick outlaws to come to a fake wedding). While Luke initially suggests William or Jack to be the groom, Joe blushes and stammers that he was thinking about popping the question. Apparently Jolly Jumper finds the whole issue hysterical.
--> '''Joe''': '''IF THAT HORSE DOESNT STOP LAUGHING, I'LL TURN IT INTO GLUE!!!'''
** Why are the Daltons even free in this album? Because the CardboardPrison they're usually locked up in had hired a telegraph operator that didnt really know morse code, and had interpreted the message to release a mild-mannered inmate named Joe Milton for good behavior as "release Joe DALTON for good behavior". Joe has to be physically thrown out of jail because he finds the idea of being pardoned a personal insult.
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** And later still, when everyone's still ocnfused about their new names...
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** And later still, when everyone's still ocnfused confused about their new names...
