History Funny / LuckyLuke

29th Aug '17 3:26:16 AM jto5334t
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** And later still, when everyone's still ocnfused about their new names...

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** And later still, when everyone's still ocnfused confused about their new names...
29th Aug '17 3:25:19 AM jto5334t
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'''Jack:''' Calm down, Whatsyername...

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'''Jack:''' --->'''Jack:''' Calm down, Whatsyername...
29th Aug '17 3:24:52 AM jto5334t
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6th Jul '17 5:23:49 AM Theokal3
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** '''Averell (still not getting the plan):''' Joe, I don't get it. Have we become honest men?\\

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** '''Averell --> '''Averell''' (still not getting the plan):''' plan): Joe, I don't get it. Have we become honest men?\\



--> '''Averell:''' I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?

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--> '''Averell:''' I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?frijoles?\\



--> '''Jack:''' It'll be interesting to see foreign banks!
'''William''': We'll be like tourists!
'''Averell:''' Maybe we'll get to go inside one of their jails! That way, when we get back we'll be able to tell Oxford Bill, who's always bragging about having been to prison in England-

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--> '''Jack:''' It'll be interesting to see foreign banks!
banks!\\
'''William''': We'll be like tourists!
tourists!\\
'''Averell:''' Maybe we'll get to go inside one of their jails! That way, when we get back we'll be able to tell Oxford Bill, who's always bragging about having been to prison in England-England-\\
11th Apr '17 1:00:47 PM Chabal2
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-->'''Jane''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]? Eeeee... no thanks, I already took lunch...

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-->'''Jane''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]? Eeeee...Eeeeeh... no thanks, I already took lunch...



** Then at the end, when they go to inform the Wells Fargo head about their success. The poor man acts terrorized to see Jane:

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** Then at the end, when they go to inform the Wells Fargo head about their success. The poor man acts is terrorized to see Jane:Jane (as the last time she saw him, she demolished his desk and two henchman because her new rifle had gone missing on one of his stagecoaches):



* In one book, Joe decides that he and his brothers will cover their tracks by using fake names, calling themselves the Joes Brother: Frank, Louis, Robert and Jim Jones. Needless to say, the others (especially Averell) have a hard time understanding this, and HilarityEnsues:

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* In one book, Joe decides that he and his brothers will cover their tracks by using fake names, calling themselves the Joes Brother: Jones Brothers: Frank, Louis, Robert and Jim Jones. Needless to say, the others (especially Averell) have a hard time understanding this, and HilarityEnsues:



** And later still, when everyone's still ocnfused about their new names...
'''Jack:''' Calm down, Whatsyername...



** A man who killed the Governor's brother-in-law. Was originally sentenced to death, but the Governor reduced it to three years in jail;

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** A man who killed the Governor's brother-in-law. Was originally Originally sentenced to death, but the Governor reduced it to three years in jail;jail [[ObnoxiousInLaws by the Governor]];



--->'''Lucky Luke''': Does any of those interest you, professor?
--->'''Psychologist''': Not really, but I'd love to have a word with their judges.

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--->'''Lucky Luke''': Does Do any of those interest you, professor?
--->'''Psychologist''': Not really, but I'd love to have a word with meet their judges.judges.
** The shrink trips over Rantanplan, who only reacts once he's getting up.
--> Interesting specimen...



* Les Dalton se Rachètent: a page starts depicts Joe Dalton with elegant clothes and being saluted by several characters after reforming; in short, he's become a well respected, law-abiding citizen. Cue the next panel, where his siblings wake him from his scream-inducing nightmare.

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* Les Dalton se Rachètent: a page starts depicts Joe Dalton with elegant clothes and being saluted by several characters after reforming; reforming ("How are you doing, Mr. Dalton?" "Good ol' Joe!" "Go say hello to that nice Mr. Dalton"); in short, he's become a well respected, well-respected, law-abiding citizen. Cue the next panel, where his siblings wake him from his scream-inducing nightmare.nightmare.
** '''Averell (still not getting the plan):''' Joe, I don't get it. Have we become honest men?\\
'''Joe:''' Averell, you being stupid is one thing, but I will not tolerate your using ''language!''
* '''Tortillas for the Daltons''':
** The Daltons discover Mexican food:
--> '''Averell:''' I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?
'''Espuelas:''' It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo...
** Lucky Luke discovers tequila:
--> '''Police Chief:''' You put a pile of salt on the back of your hand, lick it up, and drink in one gulp... Salud!\\
[[http://www.t3fb.com/lucky_luke/84_tortillas_94.jpg Refreshing, no?]]
** Joe decides to rob a local bank.
--> '''Jack:''' It'll be interesting to see foreign banks!
'''William''': We'll be like tourists!
'''Averell:''' Maybe we'll get to go inside one of their jails! That way, when we get back we'll be able to tell Oxford Bill, who's always bragging about having been to prison in England-
'''Jack and/or William:''' (offscreen) Don't strangle him, Joe!
** After the Daltons attack the bank (which turned out to be empty, as the only money that passes through there are cock fight bets), the excited banker goes to the cantina to celebrate, as his bank is finally entering the modern business world (and even received advice on what a proper bank should look like from Joe).
** The Daltons train to act like mariachis to infiltrate a landlord's hacienda. Their singing is so bad it drives the bandito teaching them first to tears, then to attempted suicide.
** The final shootout:
--> '''Mook 1:''' Mì revolver!\\
'''Mook 2:''' Mì revolver's trigger!\\
'''Mook 3:''' The finger I use to pull mì revolver's trigger!\\
'''Mook 4:''' Ay! [[ExplosiveBarrels The tequila storage!]]
11th Feb '17 11:51:30 AM N.Harmonik
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* Les Dalton se rachètent: a page starts depitcs Joe Dalton with elegant clothes and being saluted by several characters after reforming; in short, he's become a well respected, law-aviding citizen. Cue the next panel, where his siblings wake him from his scream-inducing nightmare.

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* Les Dalton se rachètent: Rachètent: a page starts depitcs depicts Joe Dalton with elegant clothes and being saluted by several characters after reforming; in short, he's become a well respected, law-aviding law-abiding citizen. Cue the next panel, where his siblings wake him from his scream-inducing nightmare.
9th Sep '16 3:29:42 PM NeoAC
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----

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*Les Dalton se rachètent: a page starts depitcs Joe Dalton with elegant clothes and being saluted by several characters after reforming; in short, he's become a well respected, law-aviding citizen. Cue the next panel, where his siblings wake him from his scream-inducing nightmare.
17th Aug '15 4:01:42 PM Theokal3
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** Toward the end of the issue, Luke starts travelling around the West to get the Dalton, who have decided to split up so they could find him. Having captured Averell, he goes after Jack, who tries to defeat him by cunning, [[MasterOfDisguise using various disguises to approach Luke and kills him while he doesn't suspect anything]]. The plan is constantly foiled by ''Averell'', who instantly recognizes his brother and identifies him out loud, ruining the effect of surprise. After around the third attempt, Jack ends up hitting Averell out of frustration:
-->'''Averell''' (''pointing at Luke''): Hey, what are you doing Jack?! ''He'' is the one you are supposed to hit, not me!
25th Aug '14 1:31:45 AM Theokal3
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-->'''Jane''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]? Eeeee... no thanks, I already took breakfast this mourning...

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-->'''Jane''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]? Eeeee... no thanks, I already took breakfast this mourning...lunch...


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** Then at the end, when they go to inform the Wells Fargo head about their success. The poor man acts terrorized to see Jane:
-->'''Luke''': Chill out, she is not going to eat you!
-->'''Jane''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, I just ate an entire tribe of natives!]]
5th Aug '14 4:56:23 AM Patachou
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* "The Ballad of the Daltons", Averall's response to the Desert of Thirst:

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* "The Ballad of the Daltons", Averall's "WesternAnimation/LaBalladeDesDalton", Averell's response to the Desert of Thirst:
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