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'''Jack:''' Calm down, Whatsyername...
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** '''Averell (still not getting the plan):''' Joe, I don't get it. Have we become honest men?\\
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--> '''Averell:''' I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?
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--> '''Averell:''' I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?frijoles?\\
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--> '''Jack:''' It'll be interesting to see foreign banks!
'''William''': We'll be like tourists!
'''Averell:''' Maybe we'll get to go inside one of their jails! That way, when we get back we'll be able to tell Oxford Bill, who's always bragging about having been to prison in England-
'''William''': We'll be like tourists!
'''Averell:''' Maybe we'll get to go inside one of their jails! That way, when we get back we'll be able to tell Oxford Bill, who's always bragging about having been to prison in England-
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--> '''Jack:''' It'll be interesting to see foreign banks!
banks!\\
'''William''': We'll be liketourists!
tourists!\\
'''Averell:''' Maybe we'll get to go inside one of their jails! That way, when we get back we'll be able to tell Oxford Bill, who's always bragging about having been to prison inEngland-England-\\
'''William''': We'll be like
'''Averell:''' Maybe we'll get to go inside one of their jails! That way, when we get back we'll be able to tell Oxford Bill, who's always bragging about having been to prison in
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-->'''Jane''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]? Eeeee... no thanks, I already took lunch...
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-->'''Jane''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]? Eeeee...Eeeeeh... no thanks, I already took lunch...
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** Then at the end, when they go to inform the Wells Fargo head about their success. The poor man acts terrorized to see Jane:
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** Then at the end, when they go to inform the Wells Fargo head about their success. The poor man acts is terrorized to see Jane:Jane (as the last time she saw him, she demolished his desk and two henchman because her new rifle had gone missing on one of his stagecoaches):
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* In one book, Joe decides that he and his brothers will cover their tracks by using fake names, calling themselves the Joes Brother: Frank, Louis, Robert and Jim Jones. Needless to say, the others (especially Averell) have a hard time understanding this, and HilarityEnsues:
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* In one book, Joe decides that he and his brothers will cover their tracks by using fake names, calling themselves the Joes Brother: Jones Brothers: Frank, Louis, Robert and Jim Jones. Needless to say, the others (especially Averell) have a hard time understanding this, and HilarityEnsues:
** And later still, when everyone's still ocnfused about their new names...
'''Jack:''' Calm down, Whatsyername...
'''Jack:''' Calm down, Whatsyername...
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** A man who killed the Governor's brother-in-law. Was originally sentenced to death, but the Governor reduced it to three years in jail;
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** A man who killed the Governor's brother-in-law. Was originally Originally sentenced to death, but the Governor reduced it to three years in jail;jail [[ObnoxiousInLaws by the Governor]];
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--->'''Lucky Luke''': Does any of those interest you, professor?
--->'''Psychologist''': Not really, but I'd love to have a word with their judges.
--->'''Psychologist''': Not really, but I'd love to have a word with their judges.
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--->'''Lucky Luke''': Does Do any of those interest you, professor?
--->'''Psychologist''': Not really, but I'd love tohave a word with meet their judges.judges.
** The shrink trips over Rantanplan, who only reacts once he's getting up.
--> Interesting specimen...
--->'''Psychologist''': Not really, but I'd love to
** The shrink trips over Rantanplan, who only reacts once he's getting up.
--> Interesting specimen...
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* Les Dalton se Rachètent: a page starts depicts Joe Dalton with elegant clothes and being saluted by several characters after reforming; in short, he's become a well respected, law-abiding citizen. Cue the next panel, where his siblings wake him from his scream-inducing nightmare.
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* Les Dalton se Rachètent: a page starts depicts Joe Dalton with elegant clothes and being saluted by several characters after reforming; reforming ("How are you doing, Mr. Dalton?" "Good ol' Joe!" "Go say hello to that nice Mr. Dalton"); in short, he's become a well respected, well-respected, law-abiding citizen. Cue the next panel, where his siblings wake him from his scream-inducing nightmare.nightmare.
** '''Averell (still not getting the plan):''' Joe, I don't get it. Have we become honest men?\\
'''Joe:''' Averell, you being stupid is one thing, but I will not tolerate your using ''language!''
* '''Tortillas for the Daltons''':
** The Daltons discover Mexican food:
--> '''Averell:''' I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?
'''Espuelas:''' It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo...
** Lucky Luke discovers tequila:
--> '''Police Chief:''' You put a pile of salt on the back of your hand, lick it up, and drink in one gulp... Salud!\\
[[http://www.t3fb.com/lucky_luke/84_tortillas_94.jpg Refreshing, no?]]
** Joe decides to rob a local bank.
--> '''Jack:''' It'll be interesting to see foreign banks!
'''William''': We'll be like tourists!
'''Averell:''' Maybe we'll get to go inside one of their jails! That way, when we get back we'll be able to tell Oxford Bill, who's always bragging about having been to prison in England-
'''Jack and/or William:''' (offscreen) Don't strangle him, Joe!
** After the Daltons attack the bank (which turned out to be empty, as the only money that passes through there are cock fight bets), the excited banker goes to the cantina to celebrate, as his bank is finally entering the modern business world (and even received advice on what a proper bank should look like from Joe).
** The Daltons train to act like mariachis to infiltrate a landlord's hacienda. Their singing is so bad it drives the bandito teaching them first to tears, then to attempted suicide.
** The final shootout:
--> '''Mook 1:''' Mì revolver!\\
'''Mook 2:''' Mì revolver's trigger!\\
'''Mook 3:''' The finger I use to pull mì revolver's trigger!\\
'''Mook 4:''' Ay! [[ExplosiveBarrels The tequila storage!]]
** '''Averell (still not getting the plan):''' Joe, I don't get it. Have we become honest men?\\
'''Joe:''' Averell, you being stupid is one thing, but I will not tolerate your using ''language!''
* '''Tortillas for the Daltons''':
** The Daltons discover Mexican food:
--> '''Averell:''' I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?
'''Espuelas:''' It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo...
** Lucky Luke discovers tequila:
--> '''Police Chief:''' You put a pile of salt on the back of your hand, lick it up, and drink in one gulp... Salud!\\
[[http://www.t3fb.com/lucky_luke/84_tortillas_94.jpg Refreshing, no?]]
** Joe decides to rob a local bank.
--> '''Jack:''' It'll be interesting to see foreign banks!
'''William''': We'll be like tourists!
'''Averell:''' Maybe we'll get to go inside one of their jails! That way, when we get back we'll be able to tell Oxford Bill, who's always bragging about having been to prison in England-
'''Jack and/or William:''' (offscreen) Don't strangle him, Joe!
** After the Daltons attack the bank (which turned out to be empty, as the only money that passes through there are cock fight bets), the excited banker goes to the cantina to celebrate, as his bank is finally entering the modern business world (and even received advice on what a proper bank should look like from Joe).
** The Daltons train to act like mariachis to infiltrate a landlord's hacienda. Their singing is so bad it drives the bandito teaching them first to tears, then to attempted suicide.
** The final shootout:
--> '''Mook 1:''' Mì revolver!\\
'''Mook 2:''' Mì revolver's trigger!\\
'''Mook 3:''' The finger I use to pull mì revolver's trigger!\\
'''Mook 4:''' Ay! [[ExplosiveBarrels The tequila storage!]]
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* Les Dalton se rachètent: a page starts depitcs Joe Dalton with elegant clothes and being saluted by several characters after reforming; in short, he's become a well respected, law-aviding citizen. Cue the next panel, where his siblings wake him from his scream-inducing nightmare.
* Les Dalton se rachètent: a page starts depitcs Joe Dalton with elegant clothes and being saluted by several characters after reforming; in short, he's become a well respected, law-aviding citizen. Cue the next panel, where his siblings wake him from his scream-inducing nightmare.
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*Les Dalton se rachètent: a page starts depitcs Joe Dalton with elegant clothes and being saluted by several characters after reforming; in short, he's become a well respected, law-aviding citizen. Cue the next panel, where his siblings wake him from his scream-inducing nightmare.
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** Toward the end of the issue, Luke starts travelling around the West to get the Dalton, who have decided to split up so they could find him. Having captured Averell, he goes after Jack, who tries to defeat him by cunning, [[MasterOfDisguise using various disguises to approach Luke and kills him while he doesn't suspect anything]]. The plan is constantly foiled by ''Averell'', who instantly recognizes his brother and identifies him out loud, ruining the effect of surprise. After around the third attempt, Jack ends up hitting Averell out of frustration:
-->'''Averell''' (''pointing at Luke''): Hey, what are you doing Jack?! ''He'' is the one you are supposed to hit, not me!
-->'''Averell''' (''pointing at Luke''): Hey, what are you doing Jack?! ''He'' is the one you are supposed to hit, not me!
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-->'''Jane''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]? Eeeee... no thanks, I already took breakfast this mourning...
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-->'''Jane''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]? Eeeee... no thanks, I already took breakfast this mourning...lunch...
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** Then at the end, when they go to inform the Wells Fargo head about their success. The poor man acts terrorized to see Jane:
-->'''Luke''': Chill out, she is not going to eat you!
-->'''Jane''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, I just ate an entire tribe of natives!]]
-->'''Luke''': Chill out, she is not going to eat you!
-->'''Jane''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, I just ate an entire tribe of natives!]]
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* "The Ballad of the Daltons", Averall's response to the Desert of Thirst:
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* "The Ballad of the Daltons", Averall's "WesternAnimation/LaBalladeDesDalton", Averell's response to the Desert of Thirst:
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* In one book, Luke is escorting an artist in a town famous for being a place where everybody does nothing but drink and fight. As they approach, the artist suggest to go in a saloon named the Golden Spurr Saloon, but Luke suggests to instead go to the Silver Spun. The reason?
--->'''Luke''': Because the Golden Spurr is very, very, very, very, very dangerous.... while the Silver Spun is just very dangerous.
--->'''Luke''': Because the Golden Spurr is very, very, very, very, very dangerous.... while the Silver Spun is just very dangerous.
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** Throughout the movie, Rintincan is convinced that the Daltons stole the jail (they actually blew it up wile attempting to dig their way out), so he follows them around intending to capture them. When they reach the Desert of Thirst, this is what he has to say:
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** Throughout the movie, Rintincan is convinced that the Daltons stole the jail (they actually blew it up wile while attempting to dig their way out), so he follows them around intending to capture them. When they reach the Desert of Thirst, this is what he has to say:
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-->"Woulda been worse if it'd been the Desert of Hunger."
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** Throughout the movie, Rintincan is convinced that the Daltons stole the jail (they actually blew it up wile attempting to dig their way out), so he follows them around intending to capture them. When they reach the Desert of Thirst, this is what he has to say:
--->"It's gettin' worse, now somebody's [[BreakingTheFourthWall stolen the scenery!]]"
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--->'''Luke''': We need to split up to cover more ground. Joe, go North; Jack, go South; William, go West; Averell, go West.
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--->'''Luke''': We need to split up to cover more ground. Joe, go North; Jack, go South; William, go West; Averell, go West.East.
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* "The Ballad of the Daltons", Averall's response to the Desert of Thirst:
-->"Woulda been worse if it'd been the Desert of Hunger."
-->"Woulda been worse if it'd been the Desert of Hunger."
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*** Then Luke arrives:
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** In the next story involving Calamity Jane, she and Luke have to deal with a spreading myth about Calamity Jane being a ghost witch and demoness who eats people. During their trip, they are attacked by Indians, but when they recognize Jane, they run away terrorized. When she starts to go after them out of anger, the Chief decides to [[HeroicSacrifice stay behind and give his life to save the tribe]]. Cue the following dialogue:
-->'''Chief''': Devour me.
-->'''Jane''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]? Eeeee... no thanks, I already took breakfast this mourning...
*** Then Luke arrives:
-->'''Jane''': Ah, Luke! Please explain this moron I ''don't wanna eat him''!
-->'''Chief''': Ghost can eat Chief; all I ask is she spares his tribe.
-->'''Jane''': Your ''tribe''?! (to Luke) He overestimates my appetite!
-->'''Chief''': Devour me.
-->'''Jane''': ...[[FlatWhat What]]? Eeeee... no thanks, I already took breakfast this mourning...
*** Then Luke arrives:
-->'''Jane''': Ah, Luke! Please explain this moron I ''don't wanna eat him''!
-->'''Chief''': Ghost can eat Chief; all I ask is she spares his tribe.
-->'''Jane''': Your ''tribe''?! (to Luke) He overestimates my appetite!
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* A few panels later, Lucky Luke shoots in the air in an attempt to get people's attention. Someone bet his boots that his gun is empty; Luke immediately shoots a few more times. Cue the guy giving his boots to another guy in the next panel.
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* Some plots actually qualify as [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments of Funny]]. For example, one book involved a Clan war between two families, who recognize each other through their facial features and systematically shoot at each other whenever they meet each other. The problem is, they both aim incredibly bad, so they constantly fail at killing each others and only end up causing collateral damages.
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* Some plots actually qualify as [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments of Funny]].SugarWiki/FunnyMoments. For example, one book involved a Clan war between two families, who recognize each other through their facial features and systematically shoot at each other whenever they meet each other. The problem is, they both aim incredibly bad, so they constantly fail at killing each others and only end up causing collateral damages.
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--->'''Averell''': [[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm Oh, okay, that's all I wanted to know...]]
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--->'''Averell''': [[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm [[SarcasmBlind Oh, okay, that's all I wanted to know...]]
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** A man who killed the Governor's stepbrother. Was originally sentenced to death, but the Governor reduced it to three years in jail;
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** A man who killed the Governor's stepbrother.brother-in-law. Was originally sentenced to death, but the Governor reduced it to three years in jail;
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** In the same story, Jane learns to bake for the first time and then makes her customers eat those cakes by pointing her gun at them. [[LethalChef The looks on the men's faces tell us very clear how those cakes taste like]]. One guy who hasn't eat them yet comes up to her, opens his shirt and tells her to shoot him.
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* In ''Calamity Jane'', Lucky Luke goes to the Saloon to see how Jane is doing. He finds her narrating the tales of her youth to the customers... who think she "[[SirSwearsALot know how to find the good words to make the tale enjoyable]]":
--->'''Calamity Jane''': So those [censored] Siou attack our [censored] camp! Then I go find the [censored] captain, and I tell him...
--->'''Calamity Jane''': So those [censored] Siou attack our [censored] camp! Then I go find the [censored] captain, and I tell him...
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* In ''Calamity Jane'', Lucky Luke goes to the Saloon to see how Jane is doing. He finds her narrating the tales of her youth to the customers... who think she "[[SirSwearsALot know knows how to find the good words to make the tale enjoyable]]":
--->'''Calamity Jane''': So those [censored]Siou Sioux attack our [censored] camp! Then I go find the [censored] captain, and I tell him...
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--->'''Jack''': Calm down, What-his-name!
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--->'''Jack''': Calm down, What-his-name!What's-his-name!
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--->'''Averell''': [[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm O, okay, that's all I wanted to know...]]
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--->'''Averell''': [[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm O, Oh, okay, that's all I wanted to know...]]
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* In one scene, the Dalton have captured Lucky Luke, but need to find Rantanplan. They decides to temporarly use Luke's help and advice:
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* In one scene, the Dalton have captured Lucky Luke, but need to find Rantanplan. They decides decide to temporarly temporarily use Luke's help and advice:
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--->(all Dalton follow the instructions and leave, each one believing Luke is following one of the others)
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--->(all Dalton Daltons follow the instructions and leave, each one believing Luke is following one of the others)
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* Marcel Dalton trying to have his nephew working in a bank. Cue those dialogues:
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* Marcel Dalton trying to have his nephew nephews working in a bank. Cue those dialogues:this bit of dialogue:
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--->'''William Dalton''': Ordinary, I would be on the other side, with a weapon!
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--->'''William Dalton''': Ordinary, Normally, I would should be on the other side, with a weapon!
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* One book has a Freud-esque psychologist trying to find criminals as test subjects to prove he can "cure" criminals by dealing with their freudian issues. Lucky Luke and him go to visit the Jail, where the Warden presents him some of the prisonners. Said prisonners include:
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* One book has a Freud-esque psychologist trying to find criminals as test subjects to prove he can "cure" criminals by dealing with their freudian Freudian issues. Lucky Luke and him go to visit the Jail, where the Warden presents him some of the prisonners. prisoners. Said prisonners prisoners include:
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** A man who destroyed an entire town, killing twelve thousand people. Sentenced to one year for bothering the neightboors with the noises;
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** A man who destroyed an entire town, killing twelve thousand people. Sentenced to one year for bothering the neightboors neighbours with the noises;
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* One book has Lucky Luke escorting a team as they go through a town full of [[TheGamblingAddict Gambling Addicts]]. As they enter in the saloon:
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* One book has Lucky Luke escorting a team as they go through a town full of [[TheGamblingAddict Gambling Addicts]]. As they enter in the saloon:
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* A few pannels later, Lucky Luke shoots in the air in an attempt to get people's attention. Someone bet his boots that his gun is empty; Luke immediatly shoot a few additionnal times. Cue the guy giving his boots to another guy the next panel.
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* A few pannels panels later, Lucky Luke shoots in the air in an attempt to get people's attention. Someone bet his boots that his gun is empty; Luke immediatly shoot immediately shoots a few additionnal more times. Cue the guy giving his boots to another guy in the next panel.
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* One book has Lucky Luke escorting a team as they go through a town full of [[TheGambitAddict Gambit Addicts]]. As they enter in the saloon:
--->"I bet you 5 dollars [[CaptainObvious those strangers aren't from the town]]!"
** a few pannels later, Lucky Luke shoots in the air in an attempt to get people's attention. Someone bet his boots that his gun is empty; Luke immediatly shoot a few additionnal times. Cue the guy giving his boots to another guy the next case.
--->"I bet you 5 dollars [[CaptainObvious those strangers aren't from the town]]!"
** a few pannels later, Lucky Luke shoots in the air in an attempt to get people's attention. Someone bet his boots that his gun is empty; Luke immediatly shoot a few additionnal times. Cue the guy giving his boots to another guy the next case.
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* One book has Lucky Luke escorting a team as they go through a town full of [[TheGambitAddict Gambit [[TheGamblingAddict Gambling Addicts]]. As they enter in the saloon:
--->"I -->"I bet you 5 dollars [[CaptainObvious those strangers aren't from the town]]!"
** a * A few pannels later, Lucky Luke shoots in the air in an attempt to get people's attention. Someone bet his boots that his gun is empty; Luke immediatly shoot a few additionnal times. Cue the guy giving his boots to another guy the next case.panel.
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* One book has Lucky Luke escorting a team as they go through a town full of [[TheGambitAddict Gambit Addict]]{{s}}. As they enter in the saloon:
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* One book has Lucky Luke escorting a team as they go through a town full of [[TheGambitAddict Gambit Addict]]{{s}}.Addicts]]. As they enter in the saloon:
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** a few cases later, Lucky Luke shoots in the air in an attempt to get people's attention. Someone bet his boots that his gun is empty; Luke immediatly shoot a few additionnal times. Cue the guy giving his boots to another guy the next case.
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** a few cases pannels later, Lucky Luke shoots in the air in an attempt to get people's attention. Someone bet his boots that his gun is empty; Luke immediatly shoot a few additionnal times. Cue the guy giving his boots to another guy the next case.
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* One book has Lucky Luke escorting a team as they go through a town full of GambitAddict{{s}}. As they enter in the saloon:
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* One book has Lucky Luke escorting a team as they go through a town full of GambitAddict{{s}}.[[TheGambitAddict Gambit Addict]]{{s}}. As they enter in the saloon:
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--->'''Psychologist''': Not really, but I'd love to have a word with their judges.
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--->'''Psychologist''': Not really, but I'd love to have a word with their judges.judges.
* One book has Lucky Luke escorting a team as they go through a town full of GambitAddict{{s}}. As they enter in the saloon:
--->"I bet you 5 dollars [[CaptainObvious those strangers aren't from the town]]!"
** a few cases later, Lucky Luke shoots in the air in an attempt to get people's attention. Someone bet his boots that his gun is empty; Luke immediatly shoot a few additionnal times. Cue the guy giving his boots to another guy the next case.
* One book has Lucky Luke escorting a team as they go through a town full of GambitAddict{{s}}. As they enter in the saloon:
--->"I bet you 5 dollars [[CaptainObvious those strangers aren't from the town]]!"
** a few cases later, Lucky Luke shoots in the air in an attempt to get people's attention. Someone bet his boots that his gun is empty; Luke immediatly shoot a few additionnal times. Cue the guy giving his boots to another guy the next case.
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--->'''Averell Dalton''': Don't you have something to eat?
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--->'''Averell Dalton''': Don't you have something to eat?eat?
* One book has a Freud-esque psychologist trying to find criminals as test subjects to prove he can "cure" criminals by dealing with their freudian issues. Lucky Luke and him go to visit the Jail, where the Warden presents him some of the prisonners. Said prisonners include:
** A man who refused to pay his food, arguing it was lacking salt, and killed everybody in the restaurant. Sentenced to five years for swearing and rude behaviour;
** A man who killed the Governor's stepbrother. Was originally sentenced to death, but the Governor reduced it to three years in jail;
** A man who destroyed an entire town, killing twelve thousand people. Sentenced to one year for bothering the neightboors with the noises;
** A man who stole a horse; sentenced to prison for life;
*** Even better is the psychologist's reaction:
--->'''Lucky Luke''': Does any of those interest you, professor?
--->'''Psychologist''': Not really, but I'd love to have a word with their judges.
* One book has a Freud-esque psychologist trying to find criminals as test subjects to prove he can "cure" criminals by dealing with their freudian issues. Lucky Luke and him go to visit the Jail, where the Warden presents him some of the prisonners. Said prisonners include:
** A man who refused to pay his food, arguing it was lacking salt, and killed everybody in the restaurant. Sentenced to five years for swearing and rude behaviour;
** A man who killed the Governor's stepbrother. Was originally sentenced to death, but the Governor reduced it to three years in jail;
** A man who destroyed an entire town, killing twelve thousand people. Sentenced to one year for bothering the neightboors with the noises;
** A man who stole a horse; sentenced to prison for life;
*** Even better is the psychologist's reaction:
--->'''Lucky Luke''': Does any of those interest you, professor?
--->'''Psychologist''': Not really, but I'd love to have a word with their judges.
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--->'''Luke''' (alone): They really ''are'' dumber than I thought.
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--->'''Luke''' (alone): They really ''are'' dumber than I thought.thought.
* Marcel Dalton trying to have his nephew working in a bank. Cue those dialogues:
--->'''Joe Dalton''': Your money! ''Now''!
--->'''Customer''': But I ''am'' coming to give it to you, I want to open a credit here!
--->'''William Dalton''': Ordinary, I would be on the other side, with a weapon!
--->'''Averell Dalton''': Don't you have something to eat?
* Marcel Dalton trying to have his nephew working in a bank. Cue those dialogues:
--->'''Joe Dalton''': Your money! ''Now''!
--->'''Customer''': But I ''am'' coming to give it to you, I want to open a credit here!
--->'''William Dalton''': Ordinary, I would be on the other side, with a weapon!
--->'''Averell Dalton''': Don't you have something to eat?
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--->'''Averell''' (to William and Jack): See? Told you!
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--->'''Averell''' (to William and Jack): See? Told you!you!
* In one scene, the Dalton have captured Lucky Luke, but need to find Rantanplan. They decides to temporarly use Luke's help and advice:
--->'''Luke''': We need to split up to cover more ground. Joe, go North; Jack, go South; William, go West; Averell, go West.
--->'''Joe''': What about you?
--->'''Luke''': Me? Well, I am following you!
--->'''Joe''': Of course. Don't expect us to be stupid enough to leave you alone here!
--->(all Dalton follow the instructions and leave, each one believing Luke is following one of the others)
--->'''Luke''' (alone): They really ''are'' dumber than I thought.
* In one scene, the Dalton have captured Lucky Luke, but need to find Rantanplan. They decides to temporarly use Luke's help and advice:
--->'''Luke''': We need to split up to cover more ground. Joe, go North; Jack, go South; William, go West; Averell, go West.
--->'''Joe''': What about you?
--->'''Luke''': Me? Well, I am following you!
--->'''Joe''': Of course. Don't expect us to be stupid enough to leave you alone here!
--->(all Dalton follow the instructions and leave, each one believing Luke is following one of the others)
--->'''Luke''' (alone): They really ''are'' dumber than I thought.
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* Some plots actually qualify as [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments of Funny]]. For example, one book involved a Clan war between two families, who recognize each other through their facial features and systematically shoot at each other whenever they meet each other. The problem is, they both aim incredibly bad, so they constantly fail at killing each others and only end up causing collateral damages.
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* Some plots actually qualify as [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments of Funny]]. For example, one book involved a Clan war between two families, who recognize each other through their facial features and systematically shoot at each other whenever they meet each other. The problem is, they both aim incredibly bad, so they constantly fail at killing each others and only end up causing collateral damages.damages.
* In one book, Joe decides that he and his brothers will cover their tracks by using fake names, calling themselves the Joes Brother: Frank, Louis, Robert and Jim Jones. Needless to say, the others (especially Averell) have a hard time understanding this, and HilarityEnsues:
--->'''Jack''' (to an infuriated Joe): Calm down, Frank!
--->'''William''': Wait, no! Joe is Robert! ''You'' are Frank!
--->'''Averell''': Wait, then who am I?
--->'''Joe''': The next one who call me Joe is a dead man!
--->'''Jack''': Calm down, What-his-name!
--->'''Averell''': No, seriously, who am I supposed to be?
--->'''Joe''': You are an idiot!
--->'''Averell''': [[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm O, okay, that's all I wanted to know...]]
** Cue William and Jack complaining due to Joe not allowing them to steal anything and begging him to do so just to get decent food:
--->'''Joe''': No, you idiots!
--->'''Averell''': But I didn't say anything!
** Then when William and Jack try to explain:
--->'''Averell''': No! ''I'' am Idiot! Joe said so!
--->'''Joe''': I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME JOE! (beat him up) You idiot!
--->'''Averell''' (to William and Jack): See? Told you!
* In one book, Joe decides that he and his brothers will cover their tracks by using fake names, calling themselves the Joes Brother: Frank, Louis, Robert and Jim Jones. Needless to say, the others (especially Averell) have a hard time understanding this, and HilarityEnsues:
--->'''Jack''' (to an infuriated Joe): Calm down, Frank!
--->'''William''': Wait, no! Joe is Robert! ''You'' are Frank!
--->'''Averell''': Wait, then who am I?
--->'''Joe''': The next one who call me Joe is a dead man!
--->'''Jack''': Calm down, What-his-name!
--->'''Averell''': No, seriously, who am I supposed to be?
--->'''Joe''': You are an idiot!
--->'''Averell''': [[DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm O, okay, that's all I wanted to know...]]
** Cue William and Jack complaining due to Joe not allowing them to steal anything and begging him to do so just to get decent food:
--->'''Joe''': No, you idiots!
--->'''Averell''': But I didn't say anything!
** Then when William and Jack try to explain:
--->'''Averell''': No! ''I'' am Idiot! Joe said so!
--->'''Joe''': I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME JOE! (beat him up) You idiot!
--->'''Averell''' (to William and Jack): See? Told you!
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* In ''Calamity Jane'', Lucky Luke goes to the Saloon to see how Jane is doing. He finds her narrating the tales of her youth to the customers... who think she "[[SirSwearALot know how to find the good words to make the tale enjoyable]]":
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* In ''Calamity Jane'', Lucky Luke goes to the Saloon to see how Jane is doing. He finds her narrating the tales of her youth to the customers... who think she "[[SirSwearALot "[[SirSwearsALot know how to find the good words to make the tale enjoyable]]":
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* In ''Les Cousins Dalton'', we get to see the second incarnation of the Dalton at their beginning. Here are their original "Wanted posters":
--->Wanted: Joe Dalton; 1 dollar 90
--->Wanted: Jack Dalton; 75 cents
--->Wanted: William Dalton; a true art plaster object
--->Averell Dalton: Not Wanted
** Then we get their first confrontation with Luke, where he easily defeat them without even fighting. Cue them retreating:
--->'''Joe''': It's not over, Cowboy! WeWillMeetAgain!
--->'''Lucky Luke''': I sure hope so! It was amusing.
* In ''Calamity Jane'', Lucky Luke goes to the Saloon to see how Jane is doing. He finds her narrating the tales of her youth to the customers... who think she "[[SirSwearALot know how to find the good words to make the tale enjoyable]]":
--->'''Calamity Jane''': So those [censored] Siou attack our [censored] camp! Then I go find the [censored] captain, and I tell him...
* Almost everything that goes in Rantanplan's head turns out as this.
* Some plots actually qualify as [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments of Funny]]. For example, one book involved a Clan war between two families, who recognize each other through their facial features and systematically shoot at each other whenever they meet each other. The problem is, they both aim incredibly bad, so they constantly fail at killing each others and only end up causing collateral damages.
--->Wanted: Joe Dalton; 1 dollar 90
--->Wanted: Jack Dalton; 75 cents
--->Wanted: William Dalton; a true art plaster object
--->Averell Dalton: Not Wanted
** Then we get their first confrontation with Luke, where he easily defeat them without even fighting. Cue them retreating:
--->'''Joe''': It's not over, Cowboy! WeWillMeetAgain!
--->'''Lucky Luke''': I sure hope so! It was amusing.
* In ''Calamity Jane'', Lucky Luke goes to the Saloon to see how Jane is doing. He finds her narrating the tales of her youth to the customers... who think she "[[SirSwearALot know how to find the good words to make the tale enjoyable]]":
--->'''Calamity Jane''': So those [censored] Siou attack our [censored] camp! Then I go find the [censored] captain, and I tell him...
* Almost everything that goes in Rantanplan's head turns out as this.
* Some plots actually qualify as [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments of Funny]]. For example, one book involved a Clan war between two families, who recognize each other through their facial features and systematically shoot at each other whenever they meet each other. The problem is, they both aim incredibly bad, so they constantly fail at killing each others and only end up causing collateral damages.
