History Funny / LollipopChainsaw

* The fan-made rap ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cvA-LrM4Ng Lickin' the Lollipop]]'', especially the part where Juliet says, "When Nick's being a dick, I just fart in his face!"

--> "Dude! [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Black Knight! You have no legs!]] Stop already!"

*** And then for additional therapy, you read Fitzgibbon's profile... and find out he's a furry. Who likes fur-orgies.

** If you click on Chat, the giant zombie chicken's profile, it says that even ''[[InsultToRocks other chickens]]'' thought he was particularly stupid.

--> "Ten-hut! Ten buttfuck!"

** If you click on Chat the giant zombie chicken's profile, it says that even ''[[InsultToRocks other chickens]]'' thought he was particularly stupid.
* Since Juliet and Nick have a lot of CasualDangerDialog through the course of the game, a lot of their interactions are going to end up being this.

** When asked how she and Nick can have babies if he's just a head, Juliet suggests using magic and their DNA to make a child. And cheerfully adds that there's a 50% chance of it being a cannibal.
** "Agnes used to be so hot. Now she's got an intestine coming out of her vagina."

** When Juliet asks Nick his favorite color, his fumbling to pick one is quite amusing. His delivery is so effective. "I fucked up. It's yellow." Also doubles as a [[GeniusBonus Pop-Culture Bonus.]] [[spoiler:It's a reference to Creator/MontyPython.]]
** During [[NewAgeRetroHippie Mariska's]] [[MushroomSamba level]], Nick asks Juliet if she's ever had a "space cake", or a pot brownie. Juliet is disgusted at the thought of doing drugs. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "Right, me neither. I have no idea never what a space cake is like. It totally doesn't remind me of how I feel right now at all."]]

** Tying into the above point, Juliet's costumes carry over into cutscenes. The drama of her confrontations with the zombie lords tend to be ruined when only wearing a bikini or cosplaying.
** While fighting the zombie Mr. Fitzgibbon, Nick yells, "[[DisproportionateRetribution He gave me a D last week. Kill him]]!"
*** And, then for additional therapy, you read Fitzgibbon's profile... and find out he's a furry. Who likes fur-orgies. (Which can be annoying to furries since he's one of the guys [[VocalMinority giving them a bad name.]])

--> '''Nick:''' [[SarcasmMode Ha ha! It]] ''[[SarcasmMode is]]'' [[SarcasmMode fun! It makes me forget that most of my friends are dead]]!"
** "Killing zombies gives me ''total'' wood!" "...That's a weird thing to say."

--> '''Juliet:''' These zombies are like the awfullest dancers ever!

--> '''Nick:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' Rah rah, it sucks being a head, fuck everything, rah rah. How's that?"

--> ''"Sh-She doesn't! She doesn't know that at all, sir! She has no idea if my tongue is limber!"''

--> "Ten hutt! Ten butt fuck!"

* Josey's influences include, amongst other things, eight-foot piles of cocaine and [[StarWars C-3PO]].
* Rosalind plays with Nick's head and puts makeup on him. Mr. Starling is absolutely disgusted and orders Nick to "stop acting like a fruit", completely ignoring his protests that he's helpless and Rosalind is the one who did it.

* The part where Sensei is dying, and then right when we think he's dead, he immediately gets back up just to hand Juliet a birthday present, and ''then'' he dies.

These scenes really put the [[FunnyMoments "LOL"]] [[LighterAndSofter in]] ''VideoGame/LollipopChainsaw''.

--> "I can't get this KatyPerry song out of my head! [[TakeThat What a terrible way to die]]!"

* After Nick is revived ([[ALoveToDismember as a disembodied-yet-still-sentient head]]) by Juliet's magic, he cries: ''"How am I still talking...without a FUCKING THORAX?!"''

** During [[NewAgeRetroHippie Mariska's]] [[MushroomSamba level]], Nick asks Juliet if she's ever had a "space cake", or a pot brownie. Juliet is disgusted at the thought of doing drugs. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "R-Right, me neither. I have no idea never what a space cake is like. It totally doesn't remind me of how I feel right now at all."]]

** Tying into the above point, Juliet's costumes carry over into cutscenes. The drama of her confrontations with the Zombie Lords tend to be ruined when only wearing a bikini or cosplaying.

*** And, then for additional therapy, you read Fitzgibbon's profile...and he's a furry. Who likes fur-orgies. (Which can be annoying to furries since he's one of the guys [[VocalMinority giving them a bad name.]])
** During the Stadium stage:

--> ''"Sh-She doesn't! She doesn't know that at all, sir! She has no idea that my tongue is limber!"''

* "Just last week, you had to take your car to the shop, because you didn't even know cars needed ''oil''!"

* Whenever Juliet gets struck by lightning or shocked by Vikke's electric attacks, Nick will sometimes say, "Lightning tastes like ass!" or "Ah! I think my fillings popped out!"

* After Juliet saves one student, he thanks her by saying, [[ADateWithRosiePalms "I'm totally gonna masturbate to you tonight."]]
* Juliet dying nets an exasperated death rattle of "...seriously?..."

These scenes really put the [[FunnyMoments "LOL"]] in ''VideoGame/LollipopChainsaw''.

*** And, then for additional therapy, you read Fitzgibbon's profile...and he's a furry. Who likes fur-orgies.

* During Rosalind's [[StopHelpingMe antics with the wrecking ball]] in the Cathedral stage, Juliet refers to the former as a "spazmatoid", leading to this exchange:

** When Juliet asks Nick his favorite color, his fumbling to pick one is quite amusing. His delivery is so effective. "I fucked up. It's yellow." Also doubles as a [[GeniusBonus Popculture Bonus.]] [[spoiler:It's a reference to Creator/MontyPython.]]

--> "I'm gonna fist your ass with my hand!"

* ''"'Torturing small animals'?! What kind of whackjob waterboards WesternAnimation/ChipAndDale?"''

--> "I'm gonna fist my ass with your head!"

* ''"'Torturing small animals'?! What kind of whackjob waterboards ChipAndDale?"''

--> "Let me [[HotDad fuck your father]]!"

* After Juliet saves one student, he thanks her by saying, [[ADateWithRosiePalms "I'm totally gonna masturbate to you tonight."]]

* The fan-made rap ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cvA-LrM4Ng Lickin' the Lollipop]]'', especially the part where Juliet says, "When Nick's being a dick, I just fart in his face!"

* Whenever Juliet gets struck by lightning or shocked by Vikke's electric attacks, Nick will sometimes say, "Lightning tastes like ass!" or "Ah! I think my filling popped out!"

* "Just last week, she took the car into the car shop because she didn't know cars needed ''oil''!"

* Whenever Juliet gets struck by lightning or shocked by Vikke's electric attacks, Nick will sometimes say, "Lightning tastes like ass!"

** This is a personal one, but when Juliet asks Nick his favorite color, his fumbling to pick one entertained me to no end. His delivery is so effective. "I fucked up. It's yellow." Also doubles as a [[GeniusBonus Popculture Bonus.]] [[spoiler:It's a reference to Creator/MontyPython.]]

* "Killing people is ''fun'' when they're zombies!"

* The whole game can arguably be considered one.
* ''"How am I still talking...without a FUCKING THORAX?!"''

** Juliet says she has to find her sensei, Nick asks for clarification, Juliet [[MathematiciansAnswer doesn't,]] and Nick asks if that means he's her teacher . She's ecstatic that he can speak Japanese and blurts out a bunch of GratuitousJapanese. When Nick clarifies that he only knows that one word, she says he's like a kitten who doesn't speak Japanese.

** This is a personal one, but when Juliet asks Nick his favorite color, his fumbling to pick one entertained me to no end. His delivery is so effective. "I fucked up. It's yellow." Also doubles as a [[GeniusBonus Popculture Bonus.]] [[spoiler: It's a reference to Creator/MontyPython.]]

** "Nick Popper! I can shoot your head with this!" [[FlatWhat "...what?"]]

--> '''Juliet:''' I hate it when everyone turns into zombies but it's also kind of fun 'cause I get to do stuff like jump on a firetruck!

-->'''Nick''': .........I'm so creeped out right now.

* During Rosalind's [[StopHelpingMe antics with the wrecking ball]] in the Cathedral stage Juliet refers to the former as a "spazmatoid", leading to this exchange:

--> '''Nick:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' Rah rah, being a head sucks, fuck everything, rah rah... how's that?"

--> ''"What is he gonna do, shoot magic stars at chupacabras with his tongue?"''

--> ''"Sh-She doesn't know that, she doesn't know anything about my tongue sir!"''

* Rosalind plays with Nick's head and puts makeup on him. Mr. Starling is absolutely disgusted and orders him to "stop acting like a fruit", completely ignoring his protests that he's helpless and Rosalind is the one who did that.

--> "Okay, this is so so weird, but every time I kill a zombie, I want to eat a chocolate parfait. Why the fuck would I want to do that?"