History Funny / LiveAndLetDie

2nd Sep '17 3:16:15 PM Hallwings
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* Sheriff J.W. Pepper nearly steals the film as he reacts to Bond's incredible chase in a boat and car that causes damage across half the swamp. "What are you, boy? Some kind of human demolition machine?!"

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* Sheriff J.W. Pepper nearly steals the film as he reacts to Bond's incredible chase in a boat and car that causes damage across half the swamp. "What are you, boy? you? Some kind of human demolition machine?!"doomsday machine, boy?!"
22nd Jan '17 12:46:10 AM TheTrailblazerCritic
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* Pretty much any scene with Tee-Hee; truly, he is aptly named.
-->'''Bond:''' Funny how the least little thing amuses him.
** Especially amusing is his first effort to kill Bond, where he casually leads Bond to the crocodile infested waters of the farm but all the while has an otherwise casual chat with Bond about their nature. One could almost forget that it is intended to be an execution, as Tee-Hee and Bond talk civilly through the whole scene.
*** Then of course, there's when Bond is left on the rock to face his makers.
-->'''Tee-Hee:''' There are two ways to disable a crocodile, you know.
-->'''Bond:''' I don't suppose you'd care to extend that information to me?
-->'''Tee-Hee:''' Well one way is to take a pencil, and jam it in the pressure hold behind his eye.
-->'''Bond:''' ''(Thumbs for a pen)'' And the other?
-->'''Tee-Hee:''' Oh the other's twice as simple. You just put your hand in his mouth....And pull his teeth out! ''(Walks away cackling)''
12th Dec '16 6:44:31 PM DrOO7
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--> '''Adam''' (over the radio, addressing the mooks): "Bond ripped off one of our boats. He's headed for the Irish bayou. The man who gets him stays alive. Now '''''MOVE''''', you mothers-----!"
--> (cut to the various mooks scrambling towards speedboats of their own to begin the chase).

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--> '''Adam''' (over ''(over the radio, addressing the mooks): mooks)'': "Bond ripped off one of our boats. He's headed for the Irish bayou. The man who gets him stays alive. Now '''''MOVE''''', you mothers-----!"
[[CurseCutShort mothers-----]]!"
--> (cut ''(cut to the various mooks scrambling towards speedboats of their own to begin the chase).
chase).''
14th Aug '16 1:41:44 PM MikeW
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* Sheriff J.W. Pepper nearly steals the film as he reacts to Bond's incredible chase in a boat and car that causes damage across half the swamp. "What are you, boy? Some kind of human demolition machine?!"
10th Jun '16 5:19:43 AM TheWildWestPyro
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** His [[http://www.imfdb.org/images/5/51/Lld-shot1.jpg initial reaction]] to the air pistol counts too.
23rd Apr '16 6:38:19 AM TheWildWestPyro
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!!The Film



--> (cut to the various mooks scrambling towards speedboats of their own to begin the chase).

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--> (cut to the various mooks scrambling towards speedboats of their own to begin the chase).chase).

!!The Novel
2nd Apr '16 6:17:47 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* Although Bond's tricking Solitaire into giving up her virginity is one of the more callous things he's ever done, his deadpan 'confession' afterwards is pretty hilarious:

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* Although Bond's tricking Solitaire into giving up her virginity is one of the more most callous things he's ever done, his deadpan 'confession' afterwards is pretty hilarious:
2nd Apr '16 6:16:58 AM TheWildWestPyro
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--> '''Mr. Big''': Names is for tombstones, baby. Take this honky out and ''waste him''!
** When Tee Hee uses his prosthetic arm to crush Bond's gun, Bond then nonchalantly dumps it in a garbage bin.
** Before that, Bond gets owned by the ''waiter.'' He asks for information and hands the man a hundred. Bond's question is interrupted by his table turning around and placing him in Mr. Big's clutches. The waiter silently pockets the money and goes back to work.

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--> '''Mr. Big''': Names is for tombstones, baby. Take this honky out and ''waste him''!
him''! NOW!
** When Tee Hee uses his prosthetic arm to crush Bond's gun, PPK, Bond then nonchalantly dumps it in a garbage bin.
** Before that, Bond gets owned by the ''waiter.'' He asks for information and hands the man a hundred. Bond's question is interrupted by his table turning around and placing him in Mr. Big's clutches.secret base. The waiter silently pockets the money and goes back to work.
2nd Apr '16 6:16:22 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* M and Bond's bickering at the beginning of the film, including Bond's attempts to keep him from finding a VERY prominent Italian lady that he was sleeping with. A highly amused Moneypenny even joins in.

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* M and Bond's bickering at the beginning of the film, including Bond's attempts to keep him from finding a VERY prominent Italian lady operative that he was sleeping with. A highly amused Moneypenny even joins in.
21st Mar '16 3:19:37 PM DrOO7
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--> '''Adam''' (over the radio, addressing the mooks): "Bond ripped off one of our boats. He's headed for the Irish bayou. The man who gets him stays alive. Now '''MOVE''', you mothers-----!"

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--> '''Adam''' (over the radio, addressing the mooks): "Bond ripped off one of our boats. He's headed for the Irish bayou. The man who gets him stays alive. Now '''MOVE''', '''''MOVE''''', you mothers-----!"
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