History Funny / Literature

* From ''Literature/TheMagicians'', when [[IneptMage Josh]] succeeds in casting an ancient Viking strength spell:
-->'''Josh''': I am a Viking warrior! Cower before my might! Cower! The strength of Thor and all his mighty hosts flows through me! And I fucked your mother! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I... fucked... your... motherrrrrrr!]]
** Later in the book, Eliot gets into a drunken argument with another magician who firmly believes that their magical powers are "the tools of God". Nobody in the room takes it very seriously, and the argument finally ends with Eliot making this little speech:
---> "I am the mighty Maker, and I now bequeath to you My Holy Power Tools, because I am too fucking drunk to use them anymore, and good luck to you, because when I get up tomorrow, they had better be exactly where I left them, ''exactly,'' even My... no, ''especially'' My belt sander, because I am going to be so fucking hung-over tomorrow, anyone who fucks with My belt sander is going to get a taste of My belt. And it won't taste good. At all."

* The ''very title'' of ''Literature/GoTheFuckToSleep''. The book itself, a parody of children's bedtime storybooks, is about a parent trying their damndest to just get their child to, well, "[[TitleDrop go the fuck to sleep]]." [[spoiler:Just when they think they've succeeded, a microwave beep undoes their efforts.]]

--> '''Dave:''' It was all they had!

-->By the time this is over, the young man will be sorry not only that he entered politics but that he ever learned to fly.

--->"I had a rather apocalyptic battle with a starving prostitute..."

** There's a line in book 3 about the then-leader of the guardians of the Wall, Jora Mormont maybe? (sorry, don't have the book with me, and haven't read it in years) about how the hair which had retreated from the top of his head had regrouped under his chin.

--> A gal who is bespectacled
--> May never get her nectacled,
--> But safety pins and bassinets
--> Await the girl who fassinets.

--->'''Adenu''': On this tour, I'll be showing you all the darks uncovered by our leaders, darks which prove the wisdom of the Athar's teachings -- the gods are charlatans, beings of false power and false promises.
--->Jedidiah began to chuckle. Adenu shot the older man a chill look.
--->'''Jedidiah''': I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at your philosophy. It's just that the irony is killing me.
--->'''Adenu''': Irony?
--->'''Jedidiah''': It's not important...

--->By the time this is over, the young man will be sorry not only that he entered politics but that he ever learned to fly.

---> Man: (makes reference to an old prison friend)
---> Wife: "Friend?" Is that what we're calling it now?
---> Wife: (Later, after the man calls his wife a bitch.) Oh, so now I'M the bitch?

** The end of ''Literature/StoneOfTears'', when Richard is [[spoiler:in Aydindril]], and Zedd and Kahlan are [[spoiler:on the run after faking Kahlan's execution in front of thousands of people. Her head has also been shaved. Then Denna's spirit enables them to make it in a pocket dimension...long story.]] The best part is when Kahlan comes back. I can only hope that this happens in the TV show, too...or some variation of it.
--->'''Zedd:''' Kahlan! [[UnusualEuphemism Bags, girl!]] Where have you been all night! [[AsYouKnow it's just turning to dawn! You've been missing since dusk!]] We've been searching the town all night for you! Where did you go?
--->'''Kahlan:''' I went to be with Richard...
--->* Zedd can see her a little better now*
--->'''Zedd:''' Wh . . . who the hell [[spoiler:grew back your hair]]?
--->'''Kahlan:''' Richard, [[spoiler: he has the Gift, you know.]]
--->'''Zedd:''' * after a bit of sputtering* [[spoiler: You're all in a lather girl. Why are you sweating? And your hair is all tangled! What kind of wizard would grow hair back all tangled? That boy has a lot to learn. I'll have to show him how to do things right.]]
--->'''Kahlan:''' ''[distant look in her eyes]'' Oh no, he did it right believe me.
--->'''Zedd:''' You've been gone the whole night. What have you two been doing?
--->'''Kahlan:''' Oh, I don't know. What do you and Adie do when you're together alone all night?
--->'''Zedd:''' Uh, well . . . well we . . . we talk. That's what we do. We talk.
--->'''Kahlan:''' That's what we did too. [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow We talked. All night.]] My hair got tangled while we were talking. It was . . . quite hot in the other world.

--->'''[[PerpetualFrowner Crespley]]''': WHAT IS THAT?! (See Gavner's pants, a yellow pants with pink elephants motive)
--->'''Gavner''':...(embarassed)It's a gift.
--->'''Crespley''': From a human woman who had relationship with you, I presume.
--->'''Gavner''': She's indeed a beautiful woman.... It's just that her choice in underwear was rather poor....
--->'''Darren''': Choice in boyfriend, also.
--->'''Crespley''': [[spoiler: (Burst out laughing)]]

--->'''Kate de Vries:''' Well...I poo-poo the chit.
--->'''Park Attendant:''' No! You cannot poo-poo the chit!
--->'''Kate''': I do. I do poo-poo.
--->'''Matt Cruse''': ...We'll walk.

--->'''Matt:''' Miss de Vries, please don't tell the captain what useless clods we are, or we'll all be out of work.
--->'''Kate:''' Your secret's safe with me.
--->'''Baz:''' We'd better go take a look at this stream and report back to the captain. Everyone's agreed that I found it, right, and I had to fight a crocodile and piranhas on the way? Good. Thank you very much, Miss de Vries. You're a font of wisdom.

--->'''Jacq''': It's obvious she (Prof. Colette) likes him. Professeur Marius seems to notice but doesn't do anything about it.
--->'''Skye''': Professeur Marius is a miserable, grumpy, slightly wrinkled, old guy with a giant scar on his face! ''Who is attracted to that?!''
--->'''Axel''': Maybe we can do something to help them? Listen: if Professeur Marius is lonely, then maybe Professeur Colette can do something about it. And if he's less lonely, he won't be such a miserable person.
--->'''Jacq''': So, we get the Professeur a girlfriend and we get him off our backs? ''Attagirl!'' That's the best idea I've heard all day!

-->'''Tyrion:''' They followed me home. Can I keep them?

** Jon Snow, when he first starts training, is a bit of a {{Jerkass}}. When one of his fellow trainees points out "you've just broken my arm," Jon replies: "If you ask nicely, I'll break the other one for you."

-->'''Bade:''' How many of these 'myths' have we come across?
-->'''Runckel:''' Cyclone, winter, spring, summer, hurricane, Easter bunny, autumn, blizzard, cold wave, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, lightning, Santa Claus, typhoon, mental telepathy, earthquake, levitation, volcano [...]Hallowe'en, icebergs, typhoons--this planet must be a mass of mythology from one end to the other!

-->'''Richard''': * leans over to whisper in Anita's ear* Are you running your foot up and down my leg?
-->'''Anita''': No.
-->'''Richard''': * scoots his chair away from Niley*
-->'''Niley''': Aw, such a shame. I thought after that little tete-a-tete in the men's bathroom we were friends.
-->'''Richard''': * turns purple from blushing*

-->'''Crow''': "I tried to kill your friend, Tal."
-->'''Milla''': * shrugs* "I've tried to kill him myself, but he survived."
-->'''Crow''': "I'm serious! [...] I hit him on the head and then I threw my knife at him."
-->'''Milla''': "Did you hit him?"
-->'''Crow''': "No, I only got his coat."
-->'''Milla''': "Then you should practice harder."

-->Oh, I'm so embarrassed...

--->'''Saul:''' Did you see Prosper English?
--->(Sonja blinks twice.)
--->'''Saul:''' Where, in the hangar?
--->(One blink.)
--->'''Cadel:''' Did you see him running from the police?
--->(One blink.)
--->'''Cadel:''' Did you see him hiding?
--->(Two blinks)
--->'''Cadel:''' Where? Not in the other plane?
--->(One blink.)
--->'''Cadel:''' Was he near the office?
--->(One blink.)
--->'''Cadel:''' Was he in the bush?
--->(One blink.)
--->'''Cadel:''' What about the second hangar?
--->'''Prosper English:''' Oh, for heaven's sake, I'm in this ''car,'' you fools.

---> "Guards! Arrest those trees! The charge is ''obstructing sunlight''!"

--> '''Vanity''': "Tell him you want him to rip all your clothes off!"
--> '''Amelia''': "Colin, could you transform back and rip all my clothes off, please..."
--> '''Vanity''': "No! Tell him with your ''eyes''!"
--> '''Amelia''': "You want me to blink in Morse Code?"

-->'''Mappo''': Where is the library?
-->'''Iskaral Pust''': Turn right, proceed thirty-four paces, turn right again, twelve paces, then through door on the right, thirty-five paces, through archway on right another eleven paces, turn right one last time, fifteen paces, enter the door on the right.
-->'''Mappo''': ...
-->'''Iskaral Pust''': ...
-->'''Mappo''': Or, turn left, nineteen paces.
-->'''Iskaral Pust''': Aye.
-->'''Mappo''': I shall take the short route then.
-->'''Iskaral Pust''': If you must.

-->'''Shadow''': Hey, Huginn or Munin, or whoever you are. Say "nevermore".
-->'''Raven''': Fuck you.

-->" 'My father's name is Ezra B. Miller,' Randolph announced. 'My father ain't in Europe; my father's in a better place than Europe.' Winterbourne imagined for a moment that this was the manner in which the child had been taught to intimate that Mr. Miller had been removed to the sphere of celestial reward. But Randolph immediately added, 'My father's in Schenectady. He's got a big business.' "

* In Chuck Klosterman's essay compilation ''Sex, Drugs, & Cocoa Puffs'', he delineates how the Celtics vs. Lakers rivalry explains every decision you will ever make, and then follows that up with a list of ten examples-- "who should I marry", "what drugs should I take", etc. This is number 9:
-->'''"Is Adam Sandler funny?"'''
-->No.

--> '''Tommy''': Origami Yoda, my hair always gets messy even if I comb it in the morning. People make fun of me and my mom rags on me about it. What should I do?
--> '''Yoda''': Hairdo like Yoda you must have.
--> '''Tommy:''' You mean bald?
--> '''Yoda''': Yes.

--> '''Person''': Have you seen that hilarious Website/YouTube video where Chewbacca dances with a Jawa?
--> '''Yoda''': What a Jawa is?
--> '''Person''': You know, one of those little guys from the first movie.
--> '''Yoda''': What this movie is?
--> '''Person''': ''Star Wars!''
--> '''Yoda''': What?
--> '''Person''': ''Episode Four! A New Hope! Star Wars,'' dude!
--> '''Yoda''': In that movie I was not.

--> '''Person''': Why does Dwight pick his nose so much?
--> '''Yoda''': [[BlatantLies Picks it he never does.]]
--> '''Person''': Ha! That's a lie.
--> '''Yoda''': [[BlatantLies At least he eats it not, like you do.]]

--> '''Kelley''': You are vile.
--> '''Adam''': What is this? “Pick on Adam” Day?
--> '''Kelley''': Yes. That’s a great idea. Let’s make a week out of it. You suck, Adam.
--> '''Adam''': Okay.
--> '''Kelley''': You get negative points in every possible category of human existence.
--> '''Adam''': I’m not sure what that means, but okay.
--> '''Kelley''': If you were lying in the desert miles from civilization and I had a bottle of water, I would- [gets interrupted by Tyler]

* In Creator/RobertAHeinlein's ''The Star Beast'', when the Under Secretary Mr. Kiku -- who had faced threats of the annihilation of the entire Earth with equanimity -- finds himself needing to explain to seventeen-year-old Betty Sorensen that the Lummox has taken up as a hobby [[WeAreAsMayflies breeding John Thomas Stuarts]], and, well ...

* In ''Half Magic,'' Martha, the youngest of four siblings, accidentally bewitches the family cat, Carrie, making her able to talk...partially.
-->'''Miss Bick (the housekeeper):''' Where are you taking that cat?
-->'''Carrie:''' Idjwit! Foo! Fitzouta thewayfitz!

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* Funny/NicholasNickleby
* Funny/TheNightAngelTrilogy
* Funny/ANightInTheLonesomeOctober
* Funny/NightLords
* Funny/{{Nightside}}
* Funny/NintendoAdventureBooks
* Funny/NomesTrilogy
* Funny/NoSafetyInNumbers
* Funny/NuklearAge
[[/folder]]
[[folder:O]]
* Funny/OddThomas
* Funny/TheOdyssey
* Funny/OldKingdom
* Funny/OldMansWar
* Funny/OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest
* Funny/OperationChaos
* Funny/OryxAndCrake
** Funny/{{Maddaddam}}
* Funny/OutOfPosition
* Funny/{{Overlord2012}}
* Funny/TheOutsiders
[[/folder]]
[[folder:P]]
* Funny/PaperTowns
* Funny/ThePendragonAdventure
* Funny/PenrynAndTheEndOfDays
* Funny/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians
** Funny/TheHeroesOfOlympus
** Funny/TheTrialsOfApollo
* Funny/ThePerksOfBeingAWallflower
* Funny/PGWodehouse
* Funny/ThePhantomOfTheOpera
* Funny/PhantomsReckoning
* Funny/{{Pellucidar}}
* Funny/PerryRhodan
* Funny/PeterAndTheStarcatchers
* Funny/PetSematary
* Funny/{{Phenomena}}
* Funny/PigeonSeries
* Funny/ThePigman
* Funny/PleaseDontTellMyParentsImASupervillain
* Funny/PleaseDontTellMyParentsIBlewUpTheMoon
* Funny/PleaseDontTellMyParentsIveGotHenchmen
* Funny/ThePickwickPapers
* Funny/ThePictureOfDorianGray
* Funny/ThePuppetMasters
* Funny/PresidentMe
* Funny/PrideAndPrejudiceAndZombies
* Funny/ThePrincessBride
* Funny/{{Pygmy}}
[[/folder]]
[[folder:R]]
* Funny/TheRailwaySeries
* Funny/RainbowMagic
* Funny/{{Ramayana}}
* Funny/RamonaQuimby
* Funny/RangersApprentice
* Funny/RealmOfTheElderlings
* Funny/ReadyPlayerOne
* Funny/{{Rebecca}}
* Funny/TheReckonersTrilogy
** Funny/{{Steelheart}}
** Funny/{{Firefight}}
* Funny/{{Redshirts}}
* Funny/RedRising
* Funny/RedRoom
* Funny/TheRedVixenAdventures
* Funny/{{Redwall}}
* Funny/TheRemainsOfTheDay
* Funny/TheRiftwarCycle
* Funny/{{Rihannsu}}
* Funny/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero
* Funny/RobertRankin
* Funny/RobertSheckley
* Funny/RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms
* Funny/TheRook
* Funny/RoseOfTheProphet
* Funny/{{Roverandom}}
* Funny/{{Runemarks}}
** The Supervillainy Saga
* Funny/TheRulesOfSupervillainy
* Funny/TheSecretsOfSupervillainy
[[/folder]]
[[folder:S]]
* Funny/{{Safehold}}
* Funny/TheSalvationWar
* Funny/{{Sandokan}}
* Funny/AScannerDarkly
* Funny/{{Scaramouche}}
* Funny/ScaryStoriesToTellIntheDark
* Funny/TheSchoolForGoodAndEvil
* Funny/TheSecretHistory
* Funny/SecretSeries
* Funny/TheSecretsOfTheImmortalNicholasFlamel
* Funny/SeekerBears
* Funny/SeptimusHeap
* Funny/{{Seraphina}}
* Funny/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents
* Funny/ServantsOftheEmpire
* Funny/TheSevenRealmsSeries
* Funny/TheSevenwatersTrilogy
* Funny/TheSeventhTower
* Funny/TheShadowOfBlackWings
* Funny/SherlockHolmes
* Funny/ShominSample
* Funny/SienkiewiczTrilogy
* Funny/TheSilenceOfTheLambs
* Funny/TheSilmarillion
* Funny/{{Silverwing}}
* Funny/TheSisterhoodOfTheTravelingPants
* Funny/SkippyDies
* Funny/SkulduggeryPleasant
* Funny/SnowCrash
* Funny/SongAtDawn
* Funny/ASongOfIceAndFire
** Funny/AGameOfThrones
** Funny/AClashOfKings
** Funny/AStormOfSwords
** Funny/AFeastForCrows
** Funny/ADanceWithDragons
* Funny/SoonIWillBeInvincible
* Funny/SpaceMarineBattles
* Funny/SpaceWolf
* Funny/{{Speak}}
* Funny/TheSpellmongerSeries
* Funny/TheSpiderwickChronicles
* Funny/SpocksWorld
* Funny/SporeWikiFictionUniverse
* Funny/TheScrewtapeLetters
* Funny/TheStainlessSteelRat
* Funny/TheStand
* Funny/StarDarlings
* Funny/{{Stardust}}
* Funny/StarTrekExpandedUniverse
* Funny/StarWarsLegends
** Funny/CloneWarsGambit
** Funny/TheCourtshipOfPrincessLeia
** Funny/FateOfTheJedi
** Funny/GalaxyOfFear
** Funny/TheGloveOfDarthVader
** Funny/JediAcademyTrilogy
** Funny/LukeSkywalkerAndTheShadowsOfMindor
** Funny/NewJediOrder
** Funny/{{Revan}}
** Funny/ShadowsOfTheEmpire
** Funny/TheThrawnTrilogy
** Funny/XWingSeries
* Funny/StephaniePlum
* Funny/{{Stellaluna}}
* Funny/StephenKing
** Funny/NightmaresAndDreamscapes
* Funny/TheStormlightArchive
** Funny/TheWayOfKings
** Funny/WordsOfRadiance
* Funny/SwallowsAndAmazons
* Funny/SwordOfTruth
[[/folder]]
[[folder:T]]
* Funny/TalesFromDimwoodForest
* Funny/TalesOfTheCity
* Funny/TalesOfTheFiveHundredKingdoms
* Funny/TalesOfTheKettyJay
* Funny/TalesOfMU
* Funny/TamLin
* Funny/{{Temeraire}}
* Funny/TheThirdPoliceman
* Funny/TheThreeMusketeers
* Funny/ThreeMenInABoat
* Funny/TimeOfDeath
* Funny/TimeScout
* Funny/ToKillAMockingbird
* Funny/TomClancy
* Funny/TortallUniverse
* Funny/ToSayNothingOfTheDog
* Funny/{{Trainspotting}}
* Funny/TransformersExodus
* Funny/TroyRising
* Funny/TheTrueMeaningOfSmekday
* Funny/TrylleTrilogy
* Funny/{{Twilight}} and sequels
** Funny/MidnightSun
[[/folder]]
[[folder:U]]
* Funny/{{Uglies}}
* Funny/TheUltraViolets
* Funny/THIRDSSeries
* Funny/{{Ulysses}}
* Funny/UndaVosari: Legends
* Funny/TheUnderlandChronicles
* Funny/UnderTheDome
* Funny/UnfinishedTalesOfNumenorAndMiddleEarth
* Funny/{{Unwind}}
[[/folder]]
[[folder:V]]
* Funny/VampireAcademy
* Funny/TheVampireDiaries
* Funny/VampireHuntressLegend
* Funny/{{Vampiru}}
* Funny/ViridianSaga
* Funny/TheVirginSuicides
* Funny/VonRyansExpress
* Funny/VorkosiganSaga
[[/folder]]
[[folder:W-Z]]
* Funny/WarAndPeace
* Funny/{{Warbreaker}}
* Funny/WarHorse
* Funny/WarOfTheSpiderQueen
* Funny/WarriorCats
** Funny/WarriorCatsDawnOfTheClans
* Funny/WarsOfLightAndShadow
* Funny/WatershipDown
* Funny/WaysideSchool
* Funny/WeAreLegionWeAreBob
* Funny/TheWestingGame
* Funny/WhatKatyDid
* Funny/TheWheelOfTime
* Funny/WheresWally
* Funny/WhosAfraidOfBeowulf
* Funny/{{Wicked}}
* Funny/WildCards
* Funny/WillGraysonWillGrayson
* Funny/TheWindInTheWillows
* Funny/WingCommander
* Funny/WinnieThePooh
* Funny/TheWitches
* Funny/WivesAndDaughters
* Funny/WolfHall
* Funny/WolvesOfMercyFallsSeries
* Funny/WordBearers
* Funny/{{Worldwar}}
* Funny/WorldWarZ
* Funny/TheWorstWitch
* Funny/YoungWizards
* Funny/TheZombieKnight
[[/folder]]

'''Authors:'''

* Funny/''RedRising''

* Funny/RedRising

* Funny/HarrietTheSpy.

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