History Funny / LilyOrchard

--->'''Lily:''' Remember, boys and girls, if you’re bad, you will be '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion abducted and sold into slavery!]]'''''

--->'''Mikaila:''' Your life is cursed, Coraline.\\

-->'''Lily:''' …''You’re the one who taught [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Xehanort]] how to do it, you fuck''.

-->'''Shun Gon:''' [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish Oh boy, ferras! Let’s rock the joint!]]\\

-->'''Duchess:''' ''(singing)'' If you want to turn me on~\\

-->'''Sketchy:''' He did it, everyone! Our boy did it! Thomas finally got himself some—\\

-->'''Lily:''' [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that walks in the night. I am…]] ''Franchise/{{Batman}}''! Wait, no, that’s ''[[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck Darkwing Du—]]'', [[CurseCutShort FU—!]]

-->'''Lily:''' Somebody really wanted to fuck that mouse.

-->'''Basil:''' No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have. And I think you're a ''slimy, contemptible sewer rat!''\\

-->'''Lily:''' Okay, I‘m calling bullshit. That was some bullshit. It was fucking ''awesome'' bullshit, but it was still bullshit!

-->'''Lily:''' [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Awww, Pacha’s going home to his adorable kids and his loving—]] ''[[ExplainExplainOhCrap oh no…]]''\\

-->'''Lily:''' You just know that there are about a thousand people bemoaning the fact that Rapunzel fell in love with someone who was nice to her instead of someone who was cruel and abusive to her.\\

-->'''Lily:''' Oh, this is so weirdly morbid.\\

-->'''Wybie:''' It’s supposed to be so deep, that if you fell to the bottom and looked up, you’d see a sky full of stars in the middle of the day.\\

** This is brought up again when Coraline’s parents are taken by the Beldam.
-->'''Mikaila:''' Your life is cursed, Coraline.\\

-->'''Ginger:''' When you get disconnected right after [[VideoGame/AmongUs you get Imposter]].

-->'''Lily:''' Oh my God, it’s my worst nightmare. [[NoodleIncident Percival’s back with friends!]] You’re ''dead'', I killed you!

* “''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove'' in Eight Minutes:

'''Lily and Sketchy:''' Oh no. Oh, I’ve got a ''bad'' feeling about this.\

-->'''Lily:''' Oh my God, it’s my worst nightmare. Percival’s back with friends! You’re ''dead'', I killed you!

* Lily has a series of short stories called ''Scars'', and one of that series' subplots is Mags' crush on her mother, Ascentia (aka Asy). When Mags' therapist Dr. Gretz isn't able to explain Mags' obsession (and Asy's sister simply says [[StacysMom "She gay, you hot"]]), Asy turns to leave. [[FemaleGaze Seeing Asy's backside gives Dr. Gretz an idea.]]
-->'''Dr. Gretz''': Consider wearing a size or two larger jeans.

-->'''Lily:''' Merlin, are you a time traveler? …''You’re the one who taught [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Xehanort]] how to do it, you fuck''.

'''Lily and Sketchy:''' Oh no. Oh, I’ve got a ''bad'' feeling about this.\\

*** This is brought up again when Coraline’s parents are taken by the Beldam.

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* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa_Jdek2tZA "Mr Greg in Four Minutes"]], Lily discovers the reason why she hated ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLegendOfKorra''. [[Videogame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic ''Legend of Korra'' had Republic City while ''Steven Universe'' had Empire City!]]

* From [[https://youtu.be/eOrh4DKKBAQ Hard to Say Anything in Eight Minutes]], there's the RunningGag of Lily pointing out all the [[LesYay lesbian subtext]] regarding Sweetie Belle, culminating in this line at the end when the CMC offer to help Feather Bangs woo a trio of girls. Also in ''Hard to Say Anything'' Lily remarks that their plan for Big Mac to kiss a sleeping Sugar Belle is three felonies at once, and Big Mac's outfit is two of them.
--> And that evenisng, the mission was a failure, and Sweetie Belle went home with three girlfriends.

* “''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}} in Eleven Minutes”:

** Her reaction to Basil managing to escape Ratigan’s RubeGoldbergHatesYourGuts trap with just AwesomenessByAnalysis.

-->'''Lily:''' [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that walks in the night. I am…]] ''Franchise/{{Batman}}''! Wait, no, that’s ''[[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck Darkwing Du—]'', [[CurseCutShort FU—!]]

-->'''Lily:''' [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that walks in the night. I am…]] ''Franchise/{{Batman}}''! Wait, no, that’s ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' [[CurseCutShort FU—!]]

-->'''Lily:''' [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that walks in the night. I am…]] ''Franchise/{{Batman}}''! Wait, no, that’s ''[[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck Darkwing Du—]] [[CurseCutShort FU—!]]

* “''WesternAnimation/TreasurePlanet''”:

'''Sketchy:''' He go some [[CurseCutShort PUS—]]

* From Lily's "Top Ten Best/Worst/Blandest Episodes of MLP" when she talks about "Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS6E14StrangerThanFanFiction":

--> And that evening, the mission was a failure, and Sweetie Belle went home with three girlfriends.

* From Lily's "Top Ten Best/Worst/Blandest Episodes of MLP" when she talks about "Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS6E13StrangerThanFanFiction":