History Funny / LilyOrchard

* [[WesternAnimation/TangledTheSeries Tangled]] + LetsPlay/SuperButterBuns [[https://youtu.be/Ueg4R0IbCGA Mashup]]. Especially the end bit:

* “''WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}}'' in Seven Minutes:
** Lily’s reaction to hearing “When You Wish Upon a Star”

** When Jiminy shows an attraction to the Blue Fairy, all Lily can say is, “Sketchy, is that you?”

** At the “I’ve Got No Strings” scene:
--->'''Lily:''' I [[CantUnHearIt can’t unhear]] [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron Ultron]] singing this.
** Lily’s idea of AnAesop upon seeing what happens to the boys at Pleasure Island:
--->'''Lily:''' Remember, boys and girls; if you’re bad, you will be '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion abducted and sold into slavery!]]'''''
* “''WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland'' in Five Minutes”:
** Lily’s growing (but completely justified) horror at the "Walrus and the Carpenter" scene.
--->'''Lily:''' THIS IS THE MOST HORRIFYING THING I’VE SEEN IN A DISNEY MOVIE! THEY’RE LITTLE SHELL BABUS THAT YOU STOLE FROM THEIR OYSTER MAMA! […] DISNEY, YOU ARE A FUCKING MONSTER!
* “''WesternAnimation/TheSwordInTheStone'' in Five Minutes”:

--->'''Lily:''' …''You’re the one who taught [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Xehanort]] how to do it, you fuck''.
* “''WesternAnimation/TheAristocats'' in Eight Minutes”:

--->'''Shun Gon:''' [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish Oh boy, ferras! Let’s rock the joint!]]\\
'''Lily and Sketchy:''' Oh no. Oh, I’ve got a ''bad'' feeling about this.\\

'''Billy:''' She’s like Mom on a good day!\\

'''Sketchy:''' Hey, that’s ''your'' son.
** Sketchy idolizing Thomas O’ Malley for his smoothness towards Duchess, and spends the whole video [[ShipperOnDeck rooting for them to get together]], ultimately culminating in:

'''Lily:''' Don’t say it.\\

* “''WesternAnimation/TheGreatMouseDetective'' in Five Minutes”:
** This bit with Fidget’s introduction as he heads to the Flaversham home.
--->'''Lily:''' [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that walks in the night. I am…]] ''Franchise/{{Batman}}''! Wait, no, that’s ''[[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck Darkwing Du—]]'', [[CurseCutShort FU—!]]
** Lily calling Ratigan Basil’s Evil Ex.
** Her blunt response to the [[FanService “Let Me be Good to You” scene]].

'''Lily:''' ''(snerk)'' Okay, that was legit the greatest thing I’ve ever seen!
** Her reaction to Basil managing to escape Ratigan’s RubeGoldbergHatesYourGuts trap through AwesomenessByAnalysis.
--->'''Lily:''' Okay, I‘m calling bullshit. That was some bullshit. It was fucking ''awesome'' bullshit, but it was still bullshit!
* “''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove'' in Eight Minutes”:

--->'''Lily:''' [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Awww, Pacha’s going home to his adorable kids and his loving—]] ''[[ExplainExplainOhCrap oh no…]]''\\

* “''WesternAnimation/TreasurePlanet'' in Ten Minutes”:

* “''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'' in Eleven Minutes”:
** Lily’s {{Squee}} upon seeing baby Rapunzel.
** Lily’s salty TakeThat towards Season 3 of ''WesternAnimation/TangledTheSeries''.

'''Mikaila:''' You’re still not over what they did to Cassandra, are you?\\

** Lily making it seem like the movie [[DownerEnding ends with Eugene’s death]].

* “''WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}'' in 11 Minutes”:
** Lily, Ginger and Mikaila’s reactions to the title sequence.

'''Mikaila:''' ''[[MemeticMutation (chuckles)]]'' [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons I’m in danger.]]

--->'''Wybie:''' It’s supposed to be so deep, that if you fell to the bottom and looked up, you’d see a sky full of stars in the middle of the day.\\
'''Ginger:''' Well yeah, it’s in the middle of a ''fucking Fairy ring''!
*** This is brought up again when Coraline’s parents are taken by the Beldam.

** Coraline’s Dad’s BigNo after his computer crashes.

** Lily’s reaction when Coraline dreams about mice coming out of the door to the Other World.[[note]]It reminds her too much of a mouse problem she had in her building.[[/note]]
--->'''Lily:''' Oh my God, it’s my worst nightmare. [[NoodleIncident Percival’s back with friends!]] You’re ''dead'', I killed you!

* "Joyful Energy" is Lily spending twelve minutes [[SugarWiki/GushingAboutShowsYouLike gushing about how much she likes]] ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''. She includes a cutscene from ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII'' where Woody from ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' tells Young Xehanort to "put Buzz back the way he was, then get lost." The video pauses to play the ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' victory fanfare, complete with a caption in all caps:

[[folder:Roundups]]
* In the start of the very first official roundup:

-->'''Lily:''' Happy New Year, here’s a review [[TitleDrop roundup]].
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* While discussing ''Anime/LittleWitchAcademia'', Lily says that while she's not a fan of Japanese cartoons, she does think they do one thing well. Billy enters, leading to this exchange.

--->'''Lily:''' DISNEY, YOU ARE A FUCKING MONSTER!

--> "[[AdmiringTheAbomination Aww!]] [[CutenessProximity He'sh jusht a big puppy!]]"

''(she gets cut off by static, it is then replaced with a back-and-white image of Firebrand [[DeathGlare glaring at her]] OC which makes an OhCrapSmile in response}''\\

* The opening of "Finally! Some Good Freaking Cartoon Gays!", where she starts off sounding professional, and then promptly goes into adorable, near-incoherent {{squee}}s over the first half of Season 2 of ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', particularly its positive LGBTA+ representation.

* The opening of "Finally! Some Good Freaking Cartoon Gays!", where she starts off sounding professional, and then promptly goes into adorable, near-incoherent {{squee}}s over the first half of Season 2 of ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', particularly its positive LGBT representation.

* The opening of "Finally! Some Good Freaking Cartoon Gays!", where she starts off sounding professional, and then promptly goes into adorable, near-incoherent {{squee}}s over the first half of Season 2 of ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse''.

* The opening of "Finally! Some Good Freaking Cartoon Gays!", where she starts off sounding professional, and then promptly goes into adorable incoherent {{squee}}s over the first half of Season 2 of ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse''.

** When Silver is having trouble working the map, it's joked that solving a Rubik's cube was one of the things he 'sacrificed chasing a dream'.

--->'''Lily:''' ''(After Dilbert and Amelia's kids are revealed)'' Y'know Dilbert, this isn't quite what they meant when they said that going out into space will get you some- ''(SLAP)'' Ow! Mikaila, that hurt! [[CasualKink Do it again]].

--->'''Lily:''' ''(After Dilbert and Amelia's kids are revealed)'' Y'know Dilbert, this isn't they meant when they said that going out into space will get you some- ''(SLAP)'' Ow! Mikaila, that hurt! [[CasualKink Do it again]].

** Mikaila drooling over Captain Amelia.

'''Textbox:''' [[PaedoHunt Jerry took it too far]]. [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties We'll be back in one moment]].

** Then named Jerry, in the Worst video she notes this about the CMC looking at the [=YouTube=] comments in ''Equestria Girls'':
-->'''Jerry:''' I find the movie is too eager to shove as many background ponies and [[EnsembleDarkhorse fan favourite characters]] in for pointless cameos, especially this one bit with the Cutie Mark Crusaders reading [=YouTube=] comments. Come on, we ''all'' know this isn't an accurate depiction of a [=YouTube=] video about the CMC because if it ''was'' the comments will be filled with Bronies who claim how much they want--\\

** Then named Jerry, in the Worst video she notes this about the CMC looking at the YouTube comments in ''Equestria Girls'':
-->'''Jerry:''' I find the movie is too eager to shove as many background ponies and [[EnsembleDarkhorse fan favourite characters]] in for pointless cameos, especially this one bit with the Cutie Mark Crusaders reading [=YouTube=] comments. Come on, we ''all'' know this isn't an accurate depiction of a [=YouTube=] video about the CMC because if it ''was'' the comments will be filled with Bronies who claim how much they want to--\\
''(she gets cut off by static, it is then replaced with a back-and-white image of Firebrand glaring at her OC which makes ac OhCrapSmile in response}''\\
'''Textbox:'' [[PaedoHunt Jerry took it too far]]. [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties We'll be back in one moment]].

'''Billy:''' Yeah, Zephyr seems to be really annoy—hey! You’re [[ShipperOnDeck shipping]]!\\

** Lily’s reaction when Coraline dreams about mice coming out of the door to the Other World. It reminds her too much of a mouse problem she had in her building.