History Funny / LilyOrchard

'''[[VideoGame/KingdomHearts Sora]]:''' I'm back!

'''Lily:'' Ohhohoho, you just threatened Superman’s Mom! (''snickers'') That means you’re going to ''die''!

* Lily has a series of short stories called ''Scars'', and one of that series' subplots is Mags' crush on her mother, Ascentia (aka Asy). When Mags' therapist Dr. Gretz isn't able to explain Mags' obsession (and Asy's sister simply says "She gay, you hot"), Asy turns to leave. [[FemaleGaze ''Then'' the therapist thinks she understands the reason.]]

* From the same episode, Lily’s reaction to right as Lois is about to tell Clark about her LoveEpiphany, he tells her that his LoveConfession to her in the previous episode was just an attempt to get her to change her mind about marrying Luthor, but the audience sees him doing a LyingFingerCross.

** Lily continues cooing over baby ponies in both ''It Isn't The Mane Thing About You'' and ''Once Upon A Zeppelin''.

* From [[https://youtu.be/eOrh4DKKBAQ Hard to Say Anything in Eight Minutes]], there's the RunningGag of Lily pointing out all the [[LesYay lesbian subtext]] regarding Sweetie Belle, culminating in this line at the end when the CMC offer to help Feather Bangs woo a trio of girls:

** Also in ''Hard to Say Anything'' Lily remarks that their plan for Big Mac to kiss a sleeping Sugar Belle is three felonies at once, and Big Mac's outfit is two of them.

** Also from ''Just Friends in Four Minutes'', there's Lily's reaction to Marco and Jackie being an OfficialCouple:

'''[[spoiler: [[VideoGame/KingdomHearts Sora]]]]:''' I'm back!

** From the same episode, Lily’s reaction to [[spoiler:right as Lois is about to tell Clark about her LoveEpiphany, he tells her that his LoveConfession to her in the previous episode was just an attempt to get her to change her mind about marrying Luthor, but the audience sees him doing a LyingFingerCross.]]

* ''Revenge of the Clop Drawer'' closes on Lily going on a full shipping rant about Magneto and Professor X that plays over the credits.
** This is repeated in ''Cold Blooded Killer'' as she rants over the credits about how the Star Wars Prequels are over-hated.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkwR1mz370I "Crack the Whip in Three Minutes"]] has a [[AnimalisticAbomination Gem Beast]] emerge from the water onto the beach, growling. Lily's response?

* "Joyful Energy" is Lily spending twelve minutes [[SugarWiki/GushingAboutShowsYouLike gushing about how much she likes]] ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''.

* During a review of the first two episodes of ''WesternAnimation/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPower'', every yime Lily says the word "horde," the video {{Smash Cut}}s to [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Sylvanas Windrunner]] screaming "For the Horde!" Lily justified it in 2019 by saying that Sylvanas is [[AuthorAppeal one of her favorite characters ever]].

* "A Flurry of Emotions in Six Minutes" is a mix of this and [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming pure cuteness]], as it mainly consists of Lily going into {{Squee}} mode every second Flurry Heart is on screen.

*** Lily continues cooing over baby ponies in both ''It Isn't The Mane Thing About You'' and ''Once Upon A Zeppelin''.

* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
** "A Flurry of Emotions in Six Minutes" is a mix of this and [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming pure cuteness]], as it mainly consists of Lily going into {{Squee}} mode every second Flurry Heart is on screen.

** ''Rock Solid Friendship in Nine Minutes'' opens with Lily mocking a reactionary response to a previous week's Glass of Water video by comparing it to an angry bulldog.

** The funniest bit in ''Fluttershy Leans In in Seven Minutes'' comes not from Lily, but from Lizzy.

** From [[https://youtu.be/eOrh4DKKBAQ Hard to Say Anything in Eight Minutes]], there's the RunningGag of Lily pointing out all the [[LesYay lesbian subtext]] regarding Sweetie Belle, culminating in this line at the end when the CMC offer to help Feather Bangs woo a trio of girls:

** During "The Perfect Pear in Five Minutes", Lily has this to say about Billy's anti-shipping attitude:

** Lily comes to a horrifying realization about Starlight in ''Uncommon Bond in Seven Minutes.''

** Upon Rarity's line of [[TemptingFate "Luxury cruises]] ''[[TemptingFate never]]'' [[TemptingFate sink!"]] in "Pony Point of View in Five Minutes", Lily tries to play the theme from ''Film/{{Titanic|1997}}'', until she's told that [[ScrewedByTheLawyers copyrighted]]. Undeterred, she gets out a kazoo and plays the theme on it. She's still doing it during the end credits.
* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfLBgoibIqI "Hit the Diamond in Three Minutes"]] consists entirely of Lily repeating "God Dammit Ruby/Sapphire!"
** A RunningGag in ''Alone At Sea in Four Minutes'' is following up any dialogue that paints Lapis as not as victimized or good as many believe her to be (plus the part where Lapis herself said Malachite was bad) with [[DracoInLeatherPants "Dialogue That Got Completely Ignored By The Fandom".]]
* ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil''
** This brilliant moment at the very end of “Blood Moon Ball in Four Minutes”:

** Spilling over from ''Alone at Sea'', ''Just Friends in Four Minutes'' repeats the dialogue gag with an added twist of ShippingGoggles.

* ''Series/LoisAndClark''
** In “I’m Looking Through You in Five Minutes”, Clark gets a phone call at his apartment, but since Lois is there and he’s Superman at the moment, he tells her that it’s Clark Kent on the phone with him. After a bit of small talk, he hangs up. It then cuts to a ''very confused Martha Kent'' on the other end. Cue Lily laughing so hard she falls out of her seat.
** From "Vatman in Nine Minutes", when Lois is talking to Clark about her encounter with Clone!Superman:

** This bit from "Barbarians at The Planet in Seven Minutes". Lois, you're not fooling anyone.

** From "The House of Luthor in Eight Minutes":

** Upon Rarity's line of [[TemptingFate "Luxury cruises]] ''[[TemptingFate never]]'' [[TemptingFate sink!"]] in "Pony Point of View in Five Minutes", Lily tries to play the theme from ''Film/{{Titanic}}'', until she's told that [[ScrewedByTheLawyers copyrighted]]. Undeterred, she gets out a kazoo and plays the theme on it. She's still doing it during the end credits.

** From the same episode Lily’s reaction to [[spoiler:right as Lois is about to tell Clark about her LoveEpiphany, he tells her that his LoveConfession to her in the previous episode was just an attempt to get her to change her mind about marrying Luthor, but the audience sees him doing a LyingFingerCross.]]

** From the same episode Lily’s reaction to [[spoiler:right as Lois is about to tell Clark about her LoveEpiphany, he tells her that his LoveConfession to her in the previous episode was just an attempt to get her to not marry Luthor, but the audience sees him doing a LyingFingerCross.]]