History Funny / LilyOrchard

** From the same episode Lily’s reaction to [[spoiler:Clark telling Lois that his LoveConfession to her in the previous episode was just an attempt to get her to not marry Luthor, but the audience sees him doing a LyingFingerCross.]]

* In a meta sense, ''Kaboom''. The first glimpse anyone got of it was in a mashup video where the thumbnail was shown. Simply by the title many people thought it would be a video about Creator/JoshScorcher in a similar vein to ''Horse Famous'' and ''An Artist Meltdown Story''. Lily did not say a single word about it for months and the episode finally went up on April Fools Day.

* During "The Perfect Pear in Five Minutes", Lily has this to say about Billy's anti-shipping attitude:

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHKcLKCZYSc collaboration review]] of [[WebAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Over A Barrel]] with Creator/JoshScorcher.
** The constant use of a keypad to send objects flying to hit Josh in the face/skull.
*** The fourth time she does it, for a split second she has the cheekiest grin on her face.
** Lily's twisted rendition of "Rock a Bye Baby" featuring Spike and Bloomburg.
*** When Josh questions her on it, she asserts that it can always get worse.
---> '''Lily:''' Oh please. You should see what [[IncestYayShipping Tumblr is doing with Frozen]].
** The entire rant about how [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Braeburn is the only one worthy to drink beer]].
** Lily's quiet "Water Tribe" after throwing the tone out the window.
** While she's going on about the history of Buffalo crap, the song from 2 Girls 1 Cup starts playing in the background.
** Lily's obligatory jab at Tumblr.
---> '''Lily:''' Sorry, but this is Equestria's version of Tumblr. No calm negotiations allowed.
---> '''Josh:''' That's not true, you can have calm negotiations on Tumblr.
---> '''Lily:''' '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion FUCK YOU, CISHET SCUM!]]'''''
** Lily pretty much slams the entire Native community who complains about misrepresenting history by casually implying that they themselves misrepresent history. The way she phrases it hilariously makes it out to sound like another petulant message board arguement. Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
** At the end of the review, Lily hijacks Josh's running gag with her own running gag.
* The Glass of Water video "An Open Letter to [[WebVideo/MLPAnalysis Tommy Oliver]]" starts off with the regular intro, but only one sentence is said throughout the entire video, and then ends. That sentence being...
-->'''NARRATIVE IS NOT A NOUN!'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4mAH91wphQ "Billy! I thought I told you to sit in Dalaran!"]]
* There's a string of about five lines regarding Lily's love of meat in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cFkFaa1-xE Date Night - Don't Starve Together]]. In case you didn't get it, Lily explicitly says through the on-screen edits that they're supposed to be dick jokes.
* Her [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfLBgoibIqI "Hit the Diamond in Three Minutes"]] video consists little more than her repeating "God Dammit [insert offender's name here]".
* A RunningGag in her "Alone at Sea" review is following up any dialogue that paints Lapis as not as victimized or good as many believe her to be (plus the part where Lapis herself said Malachite was bad) with [[DracoInLeatherPants "Dialogue That Got Completely Ignored By The Fandom".]]
** Which then spilled into her [[WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil "Just Friends in Four Minutes"]] video, specifically the part at the concert where Star and Marco lip sync to the titular song:
--> Dialogue that went [[ShippingGoggles completely disregarded by the fandom]] because fuck you, you ain't fooling anyone.
* Also from "Just Friends in Four Minutes", there's Lily's reaction to Marco and Jackie being an OfficialCouple:
-->'''Lily:''' Aww, looks like Star needs a new boyfriend. We have to find another Disney character who's just as endlessly upbeat and happy, just as magical, just as much of an overwhelming delight to be around, and can also flip back and forth between dimensions at will.\\
'''[[spoiler: [[VideoGame/KingdomHearts Sora]]]]:''' I'm back!
* From [[https://youtu.be/eOrh4DKKBAQ Hard to Say Anything in Eight Minutes]], there's the RunningGag of Lily pointing out all the [[LesYay lesbian subtext]] regarding Sweetie Belle, culminating in this line at the end when the CMC offer to help Feather Bangs woo a trio of girls:
--> And that evening, the mission was a failure, and Sweetie Belle went home with three girlfriends.
* "A Flurry of Emotions in Six Minutes" is a mix of this and [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming pure cuteness]], as it mainly consists of Lily going into {{Squee}} mode every second Flurry Heart is on screen.

* From "Vatman in Nine Minutes", when Lois is talking to Clark about her encounter with Clone!Superman:
-->'''Lois:''' He ''smirked'' at me! Superman doesn't smirk!
-->'''Lily:''' Excuse me? Superman smirks all the fucking time on this show! Where have you been, lady?!
* This bit from "Barbarians at The Planet in Seven Minutes". Lois, you're not fooling anyone.
-->'''Superman:''' There are things about me that you don't know! That... you may never know.
-->'''Lois Lane:''' What does it matter? I know ''you''! And I don't mean "you" the celebrity, or "you" the superhero. If you had no powers at all, if you were just an ordinary man leading an ordinary life... I would love you just the same!
-->'''Lily and Lizzy:''' ''BULLSHIT!''
* From "The House of Luthor in Eight Minutes":
-->'''Lois:''' You know, it's not just my family. Not one of the people I thought I was closest to is coming [to the wedding].
-->'''Lily:''' Lois, that should be the red flag. Clark's not going because he thinks Luthor is the devil, the others aren't going, ''[[SuddenlyShouting MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK FOR HORNS!]]''

--> '''Lily:''' Drink in the adorableness, and take the stick out of your ass, and then clean it, and then put it back where you found it, and stop taking my sticks!

-->'''Lois Lane:''' What does it matter? I know ''you''! And I don't mean "you" the celebrity, or "you" the superhero. If you had no powers at all, if you were just an ordinary man leading an ordinary life, I would love you just the same!

* During "The Perfect Pear in Eight Minutes", Lily has this to say about Billy's anti-shipping attitude:

-->'''Lily:''' Lois, that should be the red flag. Clark's not going because he thinks Luthor is the devil, the others aren't going, ''[[SuddenlyShouting MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK FOR HORNS!]]''

-->'''Lily and Lizzy:''' ''BULLSHIT!''

---> '''Lily:''' [[VoiceOfTheLegion FUCK YOU, CISHET SCUM!]]

-->'''Lois Lane:''' (''to Superman'') If you had no powers at all, if you were just an ordinary man leading an ordinary life, I would love you just the same!

-->'''Lily:''' She's walking! And she's like a pupper! ''OH MY GOD, SOMEONE PINCH ME, THIS CAN'T BE REAL!''

* Her In A Minute video for "A Flurry of Emotions" is a mix of this and [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming pure cuteness]], as it mainly consists of Lily going into {{Squee}} mode every second Flurry Heart is on screen.

--> And that evening, the mission was a failure, and Sweetie Belle went home with three girlfriends.

'''[[spoiler: [[VideoGame/KingdomHearts Sora]]]]:''' I'm back!

-->'''Lily:''' Aww, looks like Star needs a new boyfriend. We have to find another Disney character who's just as endlessly upbeat and happy, just as magical, just as much of an overwhelming delight to be around, and can also flip back and forth between dimensions at will.//

--> Dialogue that went [[ShippingGoggles completely disregarded by the fandom]] because fuck you, you ain't fooling anyone.

--> Dialogue that went [[ShippingGoggles completely disregarded byy the fandom]] because fuck you, you ain't fooling anyone.

* A RunningGag in her "Alone at Sea" review is following up any dialogue that paints Lapis as not as victimized or good as many believe her to be (plus the part where Lapis herself said Malachite was bad) with [[DracoInLeatherPants "Dialogue That Got Completely Ignored By The Fandom".]]

* Her [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfLBgoibIqI "Hit the Diamond in Three Minutes"]] video consists little more than her repeating "God Dammit [insert offender's name here]".

* There's a string of about five lines regarding Lily's love of meat in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cFkFaa1-xE Date Night - Don't Starve Together]]. In case you didn't get it, Lily explicitly says through the on-screen edits that they're supposed to be dick jokes.

** Lily pretty much slams the entire Native community who complains about misrepresenting history by casually implying that they themselves misrepresent history. The way she phrases it hilariously makes it out to sound like another petulant message board arguement. Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome. %%Okay, but how the heck can you know this? Has Lily publicly stated this or something? I understand this is entirely subjective, but I never felt this moment was really that funny, just that it made a point. It feels like it's only here to show it happened, like some smug reminder.

** Lily pretty much slams the entire Native community who complains about misrepresenting history by casually implying that they themselves misrepresent history. The way she phrases it hilariously makes it out to sound like another petulant message board arguement. %Okay, but how the heck can you know this? Has Lily publicly stated this or something? I understand this is entirely subjective, but I never felt this moment was really that funny, just that it made a point. It feels like it's only here to show it happened, like some smug reminder.% Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

** Lily pretty much slams the entire Native community who complains about misrepresenting history by casually implying that they themselves misrepresent history. The way she phrases it hilariously makes it out to sound like another petulant message board arguement. Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

** Lily pretty much steals the entire show.