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* In Slater's world, ''Terminator2JudgementDay'' starred Sylvester Stallone, not Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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** Which then wanders into TearJerker territory when Danny points out that his wife calls him every day, at which point Slater reveals that he has someone call him at the office ''pretending'' to be his wife, so they think he has some semblance of a life and isn't incredibly lonely.
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* Slater's cassette tape for whenever his ex-wife calls, which is just an endless loop of Slater saying, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah."
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** Adding to the gag is the contents to the closet: [[LimitedWardrobe dozens of identical leather jackets, just like the one Slater is wearing]] and [[WallOfWeapons a shelf full]] [[HandCannon of Desert Eagles]].
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** Adding to the gag is the contents to of the closet: [[LimitedWardrobe dozens of identical leather jackets, just like the one Slater is wearing]] and [[WallOfWeapons a shelf full]] [[HandCannon of Desert Eagles]].
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** Adding to the gag is the contents to the closet: [[LimitedWardrobe dozens of identical leather jackets, just like the one Slater is wearing]] and [[WallOfWeapons a shelf full]] [[HandCannon of Desert Eagles]].
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* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal a car in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:
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* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal a car someone's shoes in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:
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* Two words: Acme Dynamite.
* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.
* "Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?"
* "I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?"
** [[RunningGag "You always say that."]]
* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.
* "Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?"
* "I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?"
** [[RunningGag "You always say that."]]
to:
* Two words: Acme Dynamite.
* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out ofIn the police station.
* "Could I speak toopening, a cop blocks Slater from entering the drug dealer of building where the house, please?"
* "I'll be back! Ha!Ripper is holed up.
-->'''Slater''': Hey! Youdidn't know I was gonna say that, did you?"
** [[RunningGag "You always say that."]]want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of 'achers!' (''executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air'')
* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of
* "Could I speak to
* "I'll be back! Ha!
-->'''Slater''': Hey! You
** [[RunningGag "You always say that."]]
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-->'''Schwarzenhamlet:''' To be or not to be... Not to be. ''(KABOOM!)''
* "They [the attack dogs] are ''exceptionally'' well-trained." Benedict snaps his fingers, and the dogs quickly form a canine pyramid.
* The scene in which [[spoiler:Benedict kills Vivaldi]].
--->'''Vivaldi:''' First, you're my friend! Then you do a... (''swirls his finger in the water'') 360 on me!
--->'''Benedict:''' ''(exasperated)'' 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin, ''180''! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
--->'''Vivaldi:''' ...What?
--->'''Benedict:''' Trust me! [[spoiler:(''shoots Vivaldi'')]]
* Danny realizing he's WrongGenreSavvy when trying to play chicken with Benedict's car.
-->Shit! I'm the comedy sidekick!
* Danny: "I can PROVE this is a movie! Look, a cartoon cat just walked through the door!"
-->'''Slater''' (''blankly''): So? He'll do it again tomorrow.
-->'''Dekker''' That cat is one of my best men!
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
* Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as Slater's car is about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.
** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne, premature ejaculation, and his first divorce.
* "They [the attack dogs] are ''exceptionally'' well-trained." Benedict snaps his fingers, and the dogs quickly form a canine pyramid.
* The scene in which [[spoiler:Benedict kills Vivaldi]].
--->'''Vivaldi:''' First, you're my friend! Then you do a... (''swirls his finger in the water'') 360 on me!
--->'''Benedict:''' ''(exasperated)'' 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin, ''180''! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
--->'''Vivaldi:''' ...What?
--->'''Benedict:''' Trust me! [[spoiler:(''shoots Vivaldi'')]]
* Danny realizing he's WrongGenreSavvy when trying to play chicken with Benedict's car.
-->Shit! I'm the comedy sidekick!
* Danny: "I can PROVE this is a movie! Look, a cartoon cat just walked through the door!"
-->'''Slater''' (''blankly''): So? He'll do it again tomorrow.
-->'''Dekker''' That cat is one of my best men!
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
* Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as Slater's car is about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.
** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne, premature ejaculation, and his first divorce.
to:
** "Eh, Claudius! Yah killed my fadda. (grabs Claudius) ''Big'' mistake." (sends a screaming Claudius flying out the window)
** "Who said I'm fair?" Cue Schwarzenhamlet gunning down the other man.
** And this nugget:
-->'''Schwarzenhamlet:''' To be or not to be... (''lights a cigar, takes a drag'') Not to be.''(KABOOM!)''
''([[StuffBlowingUp KABOOM!]])''
*"They [the attack dogs] are ''exceptionally'' well-trained." Benedict snaps his fingers, and the dogs quickly form Two cops show up outside a canine pyramid.
* The scene in which [[spoiler:Benedict kills Vivaldi]].
--->'''Vivaldi:''' First, you're my friend! Thensupposed crack house:
-->'''1st cop''': Are youdo a... (''swirls his finger in the water'') 360 on me!
--->'''Benedict:''' ''(exasperated)'' 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin, ''180''! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
--->'''Vivaldi:''' ...What?
--->'''Benedict:''' Trust me! [[spoiler:(''shoots Vivaldi'')]]
* Danny realizing he's WrongGenreSavvy when trying to play chicken with Benedict's car.
-->Shit! I'm the comedy sidekick!
* Danny: "I can PROVEsure this is a movie! Look, a cartoon cat just walked through the door!"
-->'''Slater''' (''blankly''): So? He'llright address? This don't look like no crack house to me.
-->'''2nd cop''': What doit again tomorrow.
-->'''Dekker''' That cat is one of my best men!
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
* Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as Slater's car is about to landyou want? Sixty guys dancing on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.
** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEventlawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne, premature ejaculation, and his first divorce.door in.
* Two words: Acme Dynamite.
** "Who said I'm fair?" Cue Schwarzenhamlet gunning down the other man.
** And this nugget:
-->'''Schwarzenhamlet:''' To be or not to be... (''lights a cigar, takes a drag'') Not to be.
*
* The scene in which [[spoiler:Benedict kills Vivaldi]].
--->'''Vivaldi:''' First, you're my friend! Then
-->'''1st cop''': Are you
--->'''Benedict:''' ''(exasperated)'' 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin, ''180''! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
--->'''Vivaldi:''' ...What?
--->'''Benedict:''' Trust me! [[spoiler:(''shoots Vivaldi'')]]
* Danny realizing he's WrongGenreSavvy when trying to play chicken with Benedict's car.
-->Shit! I'm the comedy sidekick!
* Danny: "I can PROVE
-->'''Slater''' (''blankly''): So? He'll
-->'''2nd cop''': What do
-->'''Dekker''' That cat is one of my best men!
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
* Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as Slater's car is about to land
** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent
* Two words: Acme Dynamite.
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* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal a car in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:
-->'''Benedict:''' Hello! I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!
-->(''silence'')
-->'''Benedict:''' I have just shot a man and I want to confess!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Hey! Shut up down there!
* The part where Slater is being held at gunpoint by [[spoiler:[[BigBadFriend Practice]]]] and Danny shows up with a gun of his own, giving [[spoiler:Practice]] a speech about how he should have [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim just shot Slater instead of talking]].
-->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the typical villain--dumb.
-->'''Vivaldi:''' (''cocks gun'') You ain't no genius yourself, kid.
** The scene immediately following that shows Slater and Danny handcuffed to the wall.
* Two cops show up outside a supposed crack house:
-->'''1st cop''': Are you sure this is the right address? This don't look like no crack house to me.
-->'''2nd cop''': What do you want? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the door in.
* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots the closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
** Apparently, this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
* In the opening, a cop blocks Slater from entering the building where the Ripper is holed up.
-->'''Slater''': Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of 'achers!' (''executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air'')
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes Whitney's pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, "Again?"
-->'''Benedict:''' Hello! I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!
-->(''silence'')
-->'''Benedict:''' I have just shot a man and I want to confess!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Hey! Shut up down there!
* The part where Slater is being held at gunpoint by [[spoiler:[[BigBadFriend Practice]]]] and Danny shows up with a gun of his own, giving [[spoiler:Practice]] a speech about how he should have [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim just shot Slater instead of talking]].
-->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the typical villain--dumb.
-->'''Vivaldi:''' (''cocks gun'') You ain't no genius yourself, kid.
** The scene immediately following that shows Slater and Danny handcuffed to the wall.
* Two cops show up outside a supposed crack house:
-->'''1st cop''': Are you sure this is the right address? This don't look like no crack house to me.
-->'''2nd cop''': What do you want? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the door in.
* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots the closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
** Apparently, this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
* In the opening, a cop blocks Slater from entering the building where the Ripper is holed up.
-->'''Slater''': Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of 'achers!' (''executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air'')
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes Whitney's pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, "Again?"
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* Benedict Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as Slater's car is stunned about to find land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.
** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny thatyou can steal a car in he'll live to experience all the real world without joys of young adulthood, such as acne, [[JizzedInMyPants premature ejaculation]], and his first divorce.
* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the policesirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:
-->'''Benedict:''' Hello! I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!
-->(''silence'')
-->'''Benedict:''' I have just shot a man and I want to confess!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Hey! Shut up down there!
station.
* Thepart where Slater is being held at gunpoint by [[spoiler:[[BigBadFriend Practice]]]] and Danny shows up joke with a gun of his own, giving [[spoiler:Practice]] a speech about how he should have [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim just shot Slater instead of talking]].
-->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the typical villain--dumb.
-->'''Vivaldi:''' (''cocks gun'') You ain't no genius yourself, kid.
** The scene immediately following that shows Slater and Danny handcuffed to the wall.
* Two cops show up outside a supposed crack house:
-->'''1st cop''': Are you sure this is the right address? This don't look like no crack house to me.
-->'''2nd cop''': WhatPractice's name.
-->'''Practice''': How do youwant? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the door in.
* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots the closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Slater''':There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
** Apparently,Practice!
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
* Danny: "I can PROVE this issupposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
* In the opening,movie! Look, a cop blocks Slater from entering the building where the Ripper is holed up.
-->'''Slater''': Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of 'achers!' (''executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air'')
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes Whitney's pickup truckcartoon cat just walked through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, "Again?"the door!"
-->'''Slater''' (''blankly''): So? He'll do it again tomorrow.
-->'''Dekker''' That cat is one of my best men!
** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that
* [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the police
-->'''Benedict:''' Hello! I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!
-->(''silence'')
-->'''Benedict:''' I have just shot a man and I want to confess!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Hey! Shut up down there!
* The
-->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the typical villain--dumb.
-->'''Vivaldi:''' (''cocks gun'') You ain't no genius yourself, kid.
** The scene immediately following that shows Slater and Danny handcuffed to the wall.
* Two cops show up outside a supposed crack house:
-->'''1st cop''': Are you sure this is the right address? This don't look like no crack house to me.
-->'''2nd cop''': What
-->'''Practice''': How do you
* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots the closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''':
** Apparently,
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
* Danny: "I can PROVE this is
* In the opening,
-->'''Slater''': Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of 'achers!' (''executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air'')
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes Whitney's pickup truck
-->'''Slater''' (''blankly''): So? He'll do it again tomorrow.
-->'''Dekker''' That cat is one of my best men!
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* Slater's speech to Dekker at the end:
-->Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your stupid highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
** "SO [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!"
* Benedict's answer to Slater's question about him being a henchman: "No, I only go as far as 'lackey.'"
** Their tense conversation in general, ending with this line from Slater:
--->'''Slater''': Why would I be wasting my time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like rearranging my sock drawers? And how will you snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?
* The joke with Practice's name.
-->'''Practice''': How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Slater''': Practice!
* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] true colors and admits that Danny warned him not to trust [[spoiler:Practice]] because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Danny figured out that Practice would turn traitor all because he is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
-->Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your stupid highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
** "SO [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!"
* Benedict's answer to Slater's question about him being a henchman: "No, I only go as far as 'lackey.'"
** Their tense conversation in general, ending with this line from Slater:
--->'''Slater''': Why would I be wasting my time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like rearranging my sock drawers? And how will you snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?
* The joke with Practice's name.
-->'''Practice''': How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Slater''': Practice!
* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] true colors and admits that Danny warned him not to trust [[spoiler:Practice]] because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Danny figured out that Practice would turn traitor all because he is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
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* Slater's speech to Dekker at Slater knocks on the end:
-->Put a sock in it! I don't care who does whatdoor to Vivaldi's door, and Vivaldi's doorman answers, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Slater''': Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
-->'''Doorman''': I beg yourstupid highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
pardon?
-->'''Slater''': It's a beautiful day, and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?
**"SO [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!"
*Slater starts to leave and Danny calls him back:
--->'''Slater''': I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?
--->'''Danny''': [[RunningGag You always say that.]]
--->'''Slater''': I do?
** Benedict's answer to Slater's question about him being ahenchman: "No, henchman:
--->'''Benedict''': No, I only go as far as'lackey.'"
"lackey."
**Their tense conversation in general, ending with this line "They [the attack dogs] are ''exceptionally'' well-trained." Benedict snaps his fingers, and the dogs quickly form a canine pyramid. The exchange continues:
--->'''Benedict''': I snap my fingers again, and sometime next week, you emerge fromSlater:
several canine recta. Questions?
--->'''Slater''': Yeah, two. (''lights a cigar'') Why would I be wasting my time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, likerearranging re-arranging my sock drawers? And how will you snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?
*The joke Danny realizing he's WrongGenreSavvy when trying to play chicken with Practice's name.
-->'''Practice''': How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Slater''': Practice!
Benedict's car.
-->'''Danny''': Shit! I'm the comedy sidekick!
* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] [[BigBadFriend truecolors colors]] and admits that Danny warned him not to trust [[spoiler:Practice]] because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Danny figured out that Practice would turn traitor all because he is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
-->Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what
-->'''Slater''': Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
-->'''Doorman''': I beg your
-->'''Slater''': It's a beautiful day, and we're out killing drug dealers. Are there any in the house?
**
*
--->'''Slater''': I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?
--->'''Danny''': [[RunningGag You always say that.]]
--->'''Slater''': I do?
** Benedict's answer to Slater's question about him being a
--->'''Benedict''': No, I only go as far as
**
--->'''Benedict''': I snap my fingers again, and sometime next week, you emerge from
--->'''Slater''': Yeah, two. (''lights a cigar'') Why would I be wasting my time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like
*
-->'''Practice''': How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Slater''': Practice!
-->'''Danny''': Shit! I'm the comedy sidekick!
* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] [[BigBadFriend true
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** Danny then shows up with a gun of his own and gives [[spoiler:Practice]] a speech about how he should have [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim just shot Slater instead of talking]].
--->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the typical villain--dumb.
--->'''Vivaldi:''' (''cocks gun'') You ain't no genius yourself, kid.
** The scene immediately following that shows Slater and Danny handcuffed to the wall.
* Slater crashes Fat Tony's funeral, and he walks up to the casket and talks to a mourner.
-->'''Slater''': He was a good man, a flatulent man.
** Slater then pretends Fat Tony is still alive (complete with him using a falsetto voice), grabs the corpse, and starts carrying it away, yelling for a doctor. A man steps forward as a doctor, and Slater tells him to check Fat Tony's chin, only to knock the doctor out and then yell that the doctor passed out.
** "Look, elephant!"
* The scene in which [[spoiler:Benedict kills Vivaldi]].
-->'''Vivaldi:''' First, you're my friend! Then you do a... (''swirls his finger in the water'') 360 on me!
-->'''Benedict:''' (''exasperated'') 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin, ''180''! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
-->'''Vivaldi:''' ...What?
-->'''Benedict:''' Trust me! [[spoiler:(''shoots Vivaldi'')]]
* After surviving an explosion, Slater and Danny, still wearing their ruined clothes, sit in front of Dekker's office while Dekker rants angrily and incoherently at them.
* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots the closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
** Apparently, this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes Whitney's pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, "Again?"
* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal a car in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:
-->'''Benedict:''' Hello! I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!
-->(''silence'')
-->'''Benedict:''' I have just shot a man and I want to confess!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Hey! Shut up down there!
* Slater's speech to Dekker at the end:
-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your stupid highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
** "SO [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!"
--->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the typical villain--dumb.
--->'''Vivaldi:''' (''cocks gun'') You ain't no genius yourself, kid.
** The scene immediately following that shows Slater and Danny handcuffed to the wall.
* Slater crashes Fat Tony's funeral, and he walks up to the casket and talks to a mourner.
-->'''Slater''': He was a good man, a flatulent man.
** Slater then pretends Fat Tony is still alive (complete with him using a falsetto voice), grabs the corpse, and starts carrying it away, yelling for a doctor. A man steps forward as a doctor, and Slater tells him to check Fat Tony's chin, only to knock the doctor out and then yell that the doctor passed out.
** "Look, elephant!"
* The scene in which [[spoiler:Benedict kills Vivaldi]].
-->'''Vivaldi:''' First, you're my friend! Then you do a... (''swirls his finger in the water'') 360 on me!
-->'''Benedict:''' (''exasperated'') 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin, ''180''! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
-->'''Vivaldi:''' ...What?
-->'''Benedict:''' Trust me! [[spoiler:(''shoots Vivaldi'')]]
* After surviving an explosion, Slater and Danny, still wearing their ruined clothes, sit in front of Dekker's office while Dekker rants angrily and incoherently at them.
* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots the closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
** Apparently, this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes Whitney's pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, "Again?"
* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal a car in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:
-->'''Benedict:''' Hello! I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!
-->(''silence'')
-->'''Benedict:''' I have just shot a man and I want to confess!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Hey! Shut up down there!
* Slater's speech to Dekker at the end:
-->'''Slater''': Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your stupid highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
** "SO [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!"
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* When Slater walks into his apartment and shoots his closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
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* When Slater walks into his apartment and for no apparent reason shoots his the closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
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* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] true colors and admits that Danny warned him not to trust [[spoiler:Practice]] because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Practice is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
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* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] true colors and admits that Danny warned him not to trust [[spoiler:Practice]] because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Practice ([[spoiler:Danny figured out that Practice would turn traitor all because he is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
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* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater admits to [[spoiler:Practice]] that Danny warned him not to trust him because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Practice is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
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* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater discovers [[spoiler:Practice's]] true colors and admits to [[spoiler:Practice]] that Danny warned him not to trust him [[spoiler:Practice]] because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Practice is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
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-->'''Slater''' (''blankly''): So? He'll do it again tomorrow. He's one of our best officers.
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-->'''Slater''' (''blankly''): So? He'll do it again tomorrow. He's
-->'''Dekker''' That cat is one ofour my best officers.men!
-->'''Dekker''' That cat is one of
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-->Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
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-->Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hershey stupid highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
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** Their tense conversation in general, ending with this line from Slater:
--->'''Slater''': Why would I be wasting my time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like rearranging my sock drawers? And how will you snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?
--->'''Slater''': Why would I be wasting my time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like rearranging my sock drawers? And how will you snap your fingers after I rip off both of your thumbs?
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-->'''Slater''': You don't understand. You just solved the entire case. You just revolutionized the entire history of police training. All those years at the Academy studying human character, psyche of the terrorist, fingerprint analysis, all the courses that I've taken in surveillance, hostage negotiation, and criminal psychology. I mean, all I had to do was just drive around the neighborhood and point my finger at a house and say "THE BAD GUYS ARE IN THERE!"
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-->'''Slater''': You don't understand. You just solved the entire case. You just revolutionized the entire history of police training. All those years at the Academy studying human character, psyche of the terrorist, fingerprint analysis, all the courses that I've taken in surveillance, hostage negotiation, and criminal psychology. I mean, all I had to do was just drive around the neighborhood and point my finger at a house and say "THE "[[SuddenlyShouting THE BAD GUYS ARE IN THERE!"THERE]]!"
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* The joke with Practice's name.
-->'''Practice''': How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Slater''': Practice!
* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater admits to [[spoiler:Practice]] that Danny warned him not to trust him because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Practice is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
-->'''Slater''': Danny told me I shouldn't trust you. You killed Moe Zart.
-->'''[[spoiler:Practice]]''': Moe...?
-->'''Slater''': Zart!
-->'''[[spoiler:Practice]]''': (''{{beat}}'') You know, I've killed a lot of people; I don't remember all of their names.
-->'''Practice''': How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Slater''': Practice!
* On the way to the mobster's funeral, Slater runs into [[spoiler:Practice]], and they decide to continue together. Along the way, Slater admits to [[spoiler:Practice]] that Danny warned him not to trust him because he killed "Moe Zart" ([[spoiler:Practice is played by F. Murray Abraham, who played Salieri in ''Film/{{Amadeus}}'']]).
-->'''Slater''': Danny told me I shouldn't trust you. You killed Moe Zart.
-->'''[[spoiler:Practice]]''': Moe...?
-->'''Slater''': Zart!
-->'''[[spoiler:Practice]]''': (''{{beat}}'') You know, I've killed a lot of people; I don't remember all of their names.
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* 'Acme Dynamite'
* The fact that [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay the T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.
* The fact that [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay the T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.
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* 'Acme Dynamite'
Two words: Acme Dynamite.
*The fact that [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay the The T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.
*
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCVc5TaPpe8 The ''Hamlet'' trailer]].
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCVc5TaPpe8 The ''Hamlet'' Hamlet trailer]].
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* "They [the attack dogs] are ''exceptionally'' well-trained." (Benedict snaps his fingers, and the dogs quickly form a canine pyramid.)
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* "They [the attack dogs] are ''exceptionally'' well-trained." (Benedict Benedict snaps his fingers, and the dogs quickly form a canine pyramid.)
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--->'''Vivaldi:''' First you're my friend! Then you do a... ''[swirls his finger in the water]'' 360 on me!"
--->'''Benedict:''' ''(exasperated)'' 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin, ''180!'' If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
--->'''Benedict:''' ''(exasperated)'' 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin, ''180!'' If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
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--->'''Vivaldi:''' First First, you're my friend! Then you do a... ''[swirls (''swirls his finger in the water]'' water'') 360 on me!"
me!
--->'''Benedict:''' ''(exasperated)'' 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin,''180!'' ''180''! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!
--->'''Benedict:''' ''(exasperated)'' 180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin,
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--->'''Benedict:''' Trust me! [[spoiler:*shoots Vivaldi*]]
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--->'''Benedict:''' Trust me! [[spoiler:*shoots Vivaldi*]][[spoiler:(''shoots Vivaldi'')]]
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--> "Shit! I'm the comedy sidekick!"
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** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne and premature ejaculation, and his first divorce.
* "[[BondOneLiner Iced that guy -- to cone a phrase]]."
* "[[BondOneLiner Iced that guy -- to cone a phrase]]."
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** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne and acne, premature ejaculation, and his first divorce.
* "[[BondOneLiner Iced thatguy -- to guy--to cone a phrase]]."
* "[[BondOneLiner Iced that
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** And the part where Slater is being held at gunpoint by [[spoiler:[[BigBadFriend Practice]]]] and Danny shows up with a gun of his own, giving him a speech about how he should have [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim just shot Slater instead of talking]].
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-->'''Vivaldi:''' ''(cocks gun)'' You ain't no genius yourself, kid.
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-->'''Vivaldi:''' ''(cocks gun)'' (''cocks gun'') You ain't no genius yourself, kid.kid.
** The scene immediately following that shows Slater and Danny handcuffed to the wall.
** The scene immediately following that shows Slater and Danny handcuffed to the wall.
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** Apparently this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
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** Apparently Apparently, this is supposed to be a [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
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* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes the pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, "Again?"
* When Danny finally points out Vivaldi's house, Slater goes into SarcasmMode, and it is absolutely hilarious.
* When Danny finally points out Vivaldi's house, Slater goes into SarcasmMode, and it is absolutely hilarious.
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* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes the Whitney's pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, "Again?"
* When Danny finally points out Vivaldi's house, Slatergoes launches into SarcasmMode, a sarcastic rant, and it is absolutely hilarious.
* When Danny finally points out Vivaldi's house, Slater
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* Benedict's answer to Slater's question about him being a henchman: "No, I only go as far as 'lackey.'"
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-->'''Slater''': I know I am.
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-->'''Slater''': I know I am. I'm the famous comedian, Arnold Braunschweiger.
-->'''Danny''': ''Schwarzenegger''!
-->'''Slater''': {{Gesundheit}}.
-->'''Danny''': ''Schwarzenegger''!
-->'''Slater''': {{Gesundheit}}.
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--> Slater (blankly): "So? He'll do it again tomorrow. He's one of our best officers."
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** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt, and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne and premature ejaculation, and his first divorce.
* '[[BondOneLiner Iced that guy -- to cone a phrase]].'
* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal a car in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage, and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:
* '[[BondOneLiner Iced that guy -- to cone a phrase]].'
* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal a car in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a garage, and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:
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** The black van chasing them unsuccessfully tries to copy Slater's stunt, stunt and explodes, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne and premature ejaculation, and his first divorce.
*'[[BondOneLiner "[[BondOneLiner Iced that guy -- to cone a phrase]].'
"
* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal a car in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to agarage, garage and shoots a mechanic. He then immediately checks his watch and starts counting, waiting for the sirens. He fires another shot, just in case:
*
* Benedict is stunned to find that you can steal a car in the real world without police sirens instantly sounding. So he goes to a
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-->(silence)
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** And the part where Jack Slater is being held at gunpoint by [[spoiler:Practice]] and Danny shows up with a gun of his own, giving him a speech about how he should have just shot Slater instead of talking.
-->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the typical villain - dumb.
-->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the typical villain - dumb.
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** And the part where Jack Slater is being held at gunpoint by [[spoiler:Practice]] [[spoiler:[[BigBadFriend Practice]]]] and Danny shows up with a gun of his own, giving him a speech about how he should have [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim just shot Slater instead of talking.
talking]].
-->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the typicalvillain - dumb.villain--dumb.
-->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the typical
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* Two cops show up outside a supposed crackhouse
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* Two cops show up outside a supposed crackhousecrack house:
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** Apparently this is supposed to be a gag that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
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** Apparently this is supposed to be a gag [[RunningGag gag]] that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
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-->'''Slater''': You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres. [Executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air.]
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes the pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, 'Again?'
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes the pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, 'Again?'
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-->'''Slater''': Hey! You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres. [Executes 'achers!' (''executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air.]
air'')
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes the pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams,'Again?'"Again?"
* When Danny finally points out Vivaldi's house, Slater goes into SarcasmMode, and it is absolutely hilarious.
-->'''Danny''': The bad guys are in there! (''points'')
-->'''Slater''': You know something? You should be wearing this. (''hands Danny his badge'')
-->'''Danny''': (''takes the badge'') I don't think I've earned it yet.
-->'''Slater''': You don't understand. You just solved the entire case. You just revolutionized the entire history of police training. All those years at the Academy studying human character, psyche of the terrorist, fingerprint analysis, all the courses that I've taken in surveillance, hostage negotiation, and criminal psychology. I mean, all I had to do was just drive around the neighborhood and point my finger at a house and say "THE BAD GUYS ARE IN THERE!"
-->'''Danny''': You think you're funny, don't you?
-->'''Slater''': I know I am.
* Slater's speech to Dekker at the end:
-->Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
** "SO [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!"
----
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes the pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams,
* When Danny finally points out Vivaldi's house, Slater goes into SarcasmMode, and it is absolutely hilarious.
-->'''Danny''': The bad guys are in there! (''points'')
-->'''Slater''': You know something? You should be wearing this. (''hands Danny his badge'')
-->'''Danny''': (''takes the badge'') I don't think I've earned it yet.
-->'''Slater''': You don't understand. You just solved the entire case. You just revolutionized the entire history of police training. All those years at the Academy studying human character, psyche of the terrorist, fingerprint analysis, all the courses that I've taken in surveillance, hostage negotiation, and criminal psychology. I mean, all I had to do was just drive around the neighborhood and point my finger at a house and say "THE BAD GUYS ARE IN THERE!"
-->'''Danny''': You think you're funny, don't you?
-->'''Slater''': I know I am.
* Slater's speech to Dekker at the end:
-->Put a sock in it! I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway! And stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
** "SO [[BigShutUp SHUT UP]]!!!"
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* Danny: "I can PROVE this is a movie! Look, a cartoon cat just walked through the door!"
--> Slater (blankly): "So? He'll do it again tomorrow. He's one of our best officers."
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
--> Slater (blankly): "So? He'll do it again tomorrow. He's one of our best officers."
* The whole "Cops Getting Assigned Sidekicks" thing.
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-->'''Slater''': You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers. [Executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air.]
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-->'''Slater''': You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers.acres. [Executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air.]
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* 'Iced that guy -- to cone a phrase.'
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* 'Iced '[[BondOneLiner Iced that guy -- to cone a phrase.phrase]].'
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--->'''Vivaldi:''' You do a... 360 on me!"
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--->'''Vivaldi:''' You First you're my friend! Then you do a... ''[swirls his finger in the water]'' 360 on me!"
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--->'''Benedict:''' Trust me. [[spoiler:*shoots Vivaldi*]]
* Danny realizing he's WrongGenreSavvy
* Danny realizing he's WrongGenreSavvy
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--->'''Benedict:''' Trust me. me! [[spoiler:*shoots Vivaldi*]]
* Danny realizing he'sWrongGenreSavvyWrongGenreSavvy when trying to play chicken with Benedict's car.
* Danny realizing he's
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* The black van unsuccessfully trying to copy Slater's stunt during the car chase, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he sarcastically assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne and premature ejaculation.
** Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as they're about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.
** Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as they're about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.
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*Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as Slater's car is about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.
**The black van chasing them unsuccessfully
** Also, Danny goes cross-eyed
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** Also this:
-->I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!
-->I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!
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-->I
-->'''Benedict:''' Hello! I just killed a man and I did it on purpose!
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-->I have just shot a man and I want to confess!
-->(a man offscreen) Hey! Shut up down there!
-->(a man offscreen) Hey! Shut up down there!
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* When Slater walks into his apartment and immediately shoots the closet. An assassin falls out.
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* When Slater walks into his apartment and immediately shoots the closet. An assassin his closet twice. A dead assassin's corpse falls out.
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* A cop blocks Slater from entering an office building.
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**Apparently this is supposed to be a gag that happens once per ''Jack Slater'' movie.
*A In the opening, a cop blocks Slater from entering an office building.the building where the Ripper is holed up.
*
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* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes his car through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, 'Again?'
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* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes his car the pickup truck through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, 'Again?'
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* The fact that [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay the T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstint Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.
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* The fact that [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay the T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstint [[Film/BasicInstinct Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the police station.
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* 'Acme Dynomite'
* Robert Patrick ([[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]])strolling out the front door!
* Robert Patrick ([[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]])strolling out the front door!
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* 'Acme Dynomite'
Dynamite'
*Robert Patrick ([[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]])strolling fact that [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay the T-1000]] and [[Film/BasicInstint Catherine Trammell]] are seen strolling out of the front door!police station.
*
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* Robert Patrick ([[{{Terminator}} the T1000]]) strolling out the front door!
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* Robert Patrick ([[{{Terminator}} the T1000]]) strolling ([[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay The T-1000]])strolling out the front door!
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-->'''Slater''': You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers. [Executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air.]
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-->'''Slater''': You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers. [Executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air.]]
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes his car through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, 'Again?'
* Benedict has a subtle one. When Slater crashes his car through Benedict's front door, he gets a look on his face that screams, 'Again?'
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* Danny realizing he's WrongGenreSavvy
--> "Shit! I'm the comedy sidekick!"
--> "Shit! I'm the comedy sidekick!"
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-->'''2nd cop''': What do you want? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the door in.
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-->'''2nd cop''': What do you want? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the door in.in.
* When Slater walks into his apartment and immediately shoots the closet. An assassin falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
* A cop blocks Slater from entering an office building.
-->'''Slater''': You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers. [Executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air.]
* When Slater walks into his apartment and immediately shoots the closet. An assassin falls out.
-->'''Danny''': How'd you know there was a guy in there?
-->'''Slater''': There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.
* A cop blocks Slater from entering an office building.
-->'''Slater''': You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers. [Executes a GroinAttack that launches the cop six feet in the air.]
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* 'I iced him... to cone a word.'
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* 'I iced him... 'Iced that guy -- to cone a word.phrase.'
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* Robert Patrick (the T1000) strolling out the front door!
** "Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?"
** "I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?"
** "Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?"
** "I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?"
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* Robert Patrick (the T1000) ([[{{Terminator}} the T1000]]) strolling out the front door!
** * "Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?"
** * "I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?"you?"
** [[RunningGag "You always say that."]]
** [[RunningGag "You always say that."]]
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-->'''Vivaldi:''' ''(cocks gun)'' You ain't no genius yourself, kid.
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-->'''Vivaldi:''' ''(cocks gun)'' You ain't no genius yourself, kid.kid.
* Two cops show up outside a supposed crackhouse
-->'''1st cop''': Are you sure this is the right address? This don't look like no crack house to me.
-->'''2nd cop''': What do you want? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the door in.
* Two cops show up outside a supposed crackhouse
-->'''1st cop''': Are you sure this is the right address? This don't look like no crack house to me.
-->'''2nd cop''': What do you want? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn, throwing cocaine at each other? Just kick the door in.
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-->I just killed a man!
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-->I just killed a man!man and I did it on purpose!
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-->I just shot a man and I want to make a confession!
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-->I have just shot a man and I want to make a confession!confess!
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** And the part where Jack Slater is being held at gunpoint and Danny gives him a speech about how he should have just shot Slater instead of talking.
-->You are just like all the other villians-dumb.
-->You ain't so smart yourself, kid.
-->You are just like all the other villians-dumb.
-->You ain't so smart yourself, kid.
to:
** And the part where Jack Slater is being held at gunpoint by [[spoiler:Practice]] and Danny gives shows up with a gun of his own, giving him a speech about how he should have just shot Slater instead of talking.
-->You are just like all -->'''Danny:''' But no, you're the other villians-dumb.
-->Youtypical villain - dumb.
-->'''Vivaldi:''' ''(cocks gun)'' You ain'tso smart no genius yourself, kid.
-->You
-->'''Vivaldi:''' ''(cocks gun)'' You ain't
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** Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as they're about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.
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** Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as they're about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.semi-truck.
* 'I iced him... to cone a word.'
** Also this:
-->I just killed a man!
-->(silence)
-->I just shot a man and I want to make a confession!
-->(a man offscreen) Hey! Shut up down there!
** And the part where Jack Slater is being held at gunpoint and Danny gives him a speech about how he should have just shot Slater instead of talking.
-->You are just like all the other villians-dumb.
-->You ain't so smart yourself, kid.
* 'I iced him... to cone a word.'
** Also this:
-->I just killed a man!
-->(silence)
-->I just shot a man and I want to make a confession!
-->(a man offscreen) Hey! Shut up down there!
** And the part where Jack Slater is being held at gunpoint and Danny gives him a speech about how he should have just shot Slater instead of talking.
-->You are just like all the other villians-dumb.
-->You ain't so smart yourself, kid.
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* The black van unsuccessfully trying to copy Slater's stunt during the car chase, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he sarcastically assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne and premature ejaculation.
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* The black van unsuccessfully trying to copy Slater's stunt during the car chase, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the effects of which happen behind Slater]] as he sarcastically assures Danny that he'll live to experience all the joys of young adulthood, such as acne and premature ejaculation.ejaculation.
** Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as they're about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.
** Also, Danny goes cross-eyed and moans as they're about to land on the Coca-Cola semi-truck.