History Funny / KnightsoftheOldRepublic

* During the mission on Manaan down into the Republic base, in an otherwise dreary and oppressive area, the Whimpering Locker provides a good dose of [[BlackComedy Black Comedy]]. A survivor loses it after the Selkath researchers turn on them and apparently eat them all. And now he's holed up in a storage locker, and no matter what your persuasion skill is, he won't come out. His [[LaughingMad dialogue]] is so silly and childish that it [[CrossesTheLineTwice is hilarious to listen to]]. Goes even further for a Dark Side player.

** And his whole story about the guy who believed his destiny made him invincible so he started talking back to the warlord Kraat[[note]]"[[ShaggyFrogStory Tall fellow, biiig teeth]]."[[/note]] who had him hostage, got thrown down an intake pipe, bumped into something on the way down, and blew the whole ship to bits.

--> '''Lashowe''': "Do you know how many Sith there are here on Korriban?"

* After you've learned that you're Revan, you gain extra dialogue options where you exploit this identity.

* Near the beginning, to rescue Bastilla from the Black Vulkars, you must win a swoop bike race for the Hidden Beks. If you ask the Beks' leader why he isn't having a more experienced racer compete, he explains why: the bike you will be using is installed with a prototype accelerator, one that could possibly explode in the middle of the race.

* A darkly funny incident on Taris. A group of drunks try to bully you. You can pick a fight with them, in which case they will talk tough, raise their fists... and abruptly be messily gunned down by every Sith on the street, who will then go back on patrol like nothing happened.
* Speak to the Rakatan Elders, and try to explain yourself.
-->'''Rakatan Elder Councillor''': Is this some type of test, Revan? Some type of trick? You came seeking our aid; you came in search of a way to enter the Temple of the Ancients. You claimed to be seeking a way to destroy the Star Forge, and we were foolish enough to believe you. Unaware of your true nature, we helped you enter the Temple. But you betrayed us, Revan. Instead of destroying the terrible legacy of our ancestors, you unleashed the evil of the Star Forge upon an unsuspecting galaxy. And now you stand before the Council of Elders once more. And once more we ask you: for what reason have you returned, Revan?
-->'''PC''': Uh... I need to get into the Temple so I can destroy the Star Forge.
* During the questions for what kind of Jedi you'll be:
-->There is a locked door, and you need to get to the other side. What do you do?
-->1. Blast it open.
-->2. Hack into the lock to get it open.
-->3. [[MundaneSolution Knock.]]

* This exchange from the first game:
-->'''[[ButtMonkey Deadeye Duncan]]''': You'd better watch yourself. I'm the number five ranked duelist in the Arena!
-->'''Player''': Out of how many?
-->'''Duncan''': Uh... five. But it's an elite group, okay? It's not like just anyone can step into the dueling chamber! Well, actually, anyone can... but not many do!
** It's even funnier (and a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}) if you allow Duncan to ''beat'' you.
*** Which, by the way, is impossible without either tampering with the game files a little or intentionally building an awful character.
*** "I may have lost 52 matches in a row before you, but I figure I've got your number!"

*** It gets even better on why Bastila is insistent that she rescues you. It would be embarrasing to admit you got rescued by an amnesiac Darth Revan, Lord of the Sith, wouldn't it?

* Jolee's deadpan snarking reactions to a dark sided player are funny, too.

* An early banter between Canderous and Bastila has Canderous mocking Bastila for getting captured by the vulkars. Bastila attempts to counter insult him by mentioning that he was once a Mandalorian soldier reduced to an backstabbing mercenary. An thoroughly unimpressed Canderous replies:
--> '''Canderous''': Insults? Maybe if your master had trained your lightsaber to be as quick as your tongue, you could have escaped those vulkars, you spoiled, little jedi princess!

* Carth and the female [=PC=] flirting, her hurting his "man-feelings". "Don't tell me not to take it personally, you hairless wookiee!"

* Zaalbar, during his time captured by Gamorreans, wasn't fed and got testy for not having his five-square-meals a day. He managed to grab one that walked too close and bit a chunk out of his arm. But he spat it out because it tasted bad. Never mess with a wookie.

** And if you convince the droid to return to its master, you'll find the aftermath of the quest in one of the private rooms in the Jedi Enclave It's not explicit, but it's still pretty obvious you were interrupting:

--->'''C8-42:''' Please kill me.

-->'''Player:''' We are Jedi. What we decide is right.

* When you repair the Disabled Sentry droid to fight for you against your enemies in the Black Vulkar base, instead of using its equipped rifle, it instead uses it as bludgeoning weapon, along with its fists instead. Talk about effective since, if an enemy uses the standard energy shield, it '''doesn't''' block physical-based attacks, making the Disabled Sentry droid quite the effective-yet-awkward assistant-attacker.

* On a similar note, taking Jolee with you when first applying for admission to the Sith academy, which arguably CrossesTheLineTwice. When you refer to him as a slave, he instantly adopts a servile manner and expresses gratitude that you don't beat him much any more. Even Yuthura is somewhat put off. Also this:

** Similarly, if you determine that both suspects are guilty in the Dantooine murder investigation, one of the reasons you can give for how you came to the conclusion that both suspects is that, much like the murder victim, one of the suspects was having an affair with the other suspect's wife.

* An early banter between Canderous and Bastila has Canderous mocking Bastila for getting captured by the vulkars. Bastila attempts to counter insult him by mentioning that he was once a mandalorian soldier reduced to an backstabbing mercenary. An thoroughly unimpressed Canderous replies:

* When asking him why he stayed on Kashyyyk

* Having to state the tone of your next sentence doesn't really help when you're trying to be subtle