History Funny / KnightsoftheOldRepublic

22nd Jan '18 4:34:00 PM Nevermore2002
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--> "Did you hear that meatbag? ''I WILL BE BACK!''"

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--> "Did you hear that meatbag? ''I ''[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} I WILL BE BACK!''"BACK!]]''"
26th Dec '17 10:40:08 PM chamo
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-->'''[[ButtMonkey Dead-Eye Duncan]]''': You'd better watch yourself. I'm the number five ranked duelist in the Arena!

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-->'''[[ButtMonkey Dead-Eye Deadeye Duncan]]''': You'd better watch yourself. I'm the number five ranked duelist in the Arena!



* A lot of the dark side options on Tatooine can be pretty funny.

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* A lot of the dark side Dark Side options on Tatooine can be pretty funny.



-->'''Player:''' ''(dark side response)'' You are not worthy! Why should I help you, weakling?

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-->'''Player:''' ''(dark side ''(Dark Side response)'' You are not worthy! Why should I help you, weakling?



* Dead-eye Duncan can run into you on Manaan and mention how he managed to escape Taris after it was carpet-bombed.

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* Dead-eye Deadeye Duncan can run into you on Manaan and mention how he managed to escape Taris after it was carpet-bombed.
26th Dec '17 10:38:23 PM chamo
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16th Dec '17 1:59:33 PM chamo
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* A darkly funny incident on Taris. A group of drunks try to bully you. You can pick a fight with them, in which case they will talk tough, raise their firsts... and abruptly be messily gunned down by every Sith on the street, who will then go back on patrol like nothing happened.

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* A darkly funny incident on Taris. A group of drunks try to bully you. You can pick a fight with them, in which case they will talk tough, raise their firsts...fists... and abruptly be messily gunned down by every Sith on the street, who will then go back on patrol like nothing happened.
16th Nov '17 2:37:53 AM Trogdor7620
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-->'''Sith Droid''' [[BigWhat What?!]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial How did you... Um... This unit has no knowledge of what you're talking about.]]

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-->'''Sith Droid''' [[BigWhat What?!]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial How did you... Um... This unit has no knowledge of what you're talking about.]]]]
* Running into Tanis Venn, who's trapped by his own droids reprogrammed by his angry wife on the dunes of Tatooine with Bastila in your party provides a commentary one wouldn't expect from her:
-->'''Bastila:''' I say leave him.
-->'''Tanis Venn:''' You're pretty heartless for such a pretty lady, you know?
-->'''Bastila:''' I take it back. Let's congratulate his wife.
8th May '17 5:13:38 PM LukeLynch
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* When asking him why he stayed on Kashyyk

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* When asking him why he stayed on KashyykKashyyyk



* Asking Jolee why he decided to leave Kashyyyk and join you on your adventure leads to possibly [[Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny the funniest line in the game]]:
--> '''Jolee''': At any rate, I already told you why I wanted to leave. I'd seen everything I wanted to on Kashyyyk. Time to go; time to move on.
--> '''Player''': Move on to where?
--> '''Jolee''': To bed. I'm old and tired, you know.



--> '''Jolee''': Pfah! Korriban's a rock! Mind the sith.

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--> '''Jolee''': Pfah! Korriban's a rock! Mind the sith.Sith.
9th Mar '17 3:45:54 AM Trogdor7620
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-->'''HL:''' Statement: You are a very harsh master, Master! ...I like you.

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-->'''HL:''' -->'''HK:''' Statement: You are a very harsh master, Master! ...I like you.
8th Mar '17 12:01:27 AM Trogdor7620
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* After repairing HK's memory, he discovers that all of his previous owners have met sticky ends due to him. A SysTech Corporation officer mistakenly caused the death of a branch of the same company, and was fried when he accidentally stabbed an actuator in HK, a senator had a change of heart after setting him on his cheating wife, a Hutt was slaughtered in revenge for HK's rampage across Sleheyron, and a Mandalorian soldier was killed by HK himself, after the soldier's attempt to kill the Mandalorian chieftain backfired.
-->'''PC:''' You are just a traveling piece of bad luck, aren't you?
-->'''HK:''' Objection: That is so unfair, Master! Have I not brought you a great deal of satisfaction?
-->'''PC:''' You don't want to hear the answer to that.
-->'''HL:''' Statement: You are a very harsh master, Master! ...I like you.



* In the ruins on Dantooine you have an option to kick an ancient computer in hopes of activating it. The followind description reads as follows:

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* In the ruins on Dantooine you have an option to kick an ancient computer in hopes of activating it. The followind following description reads as follows:
19th Feb '17 12:52:30 PM Tharkun140
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* In the ruins on Dantooine you have an option to kick an ancient computer in hopes of activating it. The followind description reads as follows:
--> You kick the computer. Your foot hurts.
7th Dec '16 2:03:11 PM LentilSandEater
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* A lot of the description of the items fall into this, more often than not as BlackComedy.

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* A lot of the description of the items fall into this, more often than not as BlackComedy. For instance one particularly good set of armour used to belong to a famed Mandalorian warrior, who was unbeatable in combat and only killed when someone snuck up on him while he was taking a bath.
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