History Funny / KnightsoftheOldRepublic

8th May '17 5:13:38 PM LukeLynch
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* When asking him why he stayed on Kashyyk

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* When asking him why he stayed on KashyykKashyyyk



* Asking Jolee why he decided to leave Kashyyyk and join you on your adventure leads to possibly [[Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny the funniest line in the game]]:
--> '''Jolee''': At any rate, I already told you why I wanted to leave. I'd seen everything I wanted to on Kashyyyk. Time to go; time to move on.
--> '''Player''': Move on to where?
--> '''Jolee''': To bed. I'm old and tired, you know.



--> '''Jolee''': Pfah! Korriban's a rock! Mind the sith.

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--> '''Jolee''': Pfah! Korriban's a rock! Mind the sith.Sith.
9th Mar '17 3:45:54 AM Trogdor7620
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-->'''HL:''' Statement: You are a very harsh master, Master! ...I like you.

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-->'''HL:''' -->'''HK:''' Statement: You are a very harsh master, Master! ...I like you.
8th Mar '17 12:01:27 AM Trogdor7620
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* After repairing HK's memory, he discovers that all of his previous owners have met sticky ends due to him. A SysTech Corporation officer mistakenly caused the death of a branch of the same company, and was fried when he accidentally stabbed an actuator in HK, a senator had a change of heart after setting him on his cheating wife, a Hutt was slaughtered in revenge for HK's rampage across Sleheyron, and a Mandalorian soldier was killed by HK himself, after the soldier's attempt to kill the Mandalorian chieftain backfired.
-->'''PC:''' You are just a traveling piece of bad luck, aren't you?
-->'''HK:''' Objection: That is so unfair, Master! Have I not brought you a great deal of satisfaction?
-->'''PC:''' You don't want to hear the answer to that.
-->'''HL:''' Statement: You are a very harsh master, Master! ...I like you.



* In the ruins on Dantooine you have an option to kick an ancient computer in hopes of activating it. The followind description reads as follows:

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* In the ruins on Dantooine you have an option to kick an ancient computer in hopes of activating it. The followind following description reads as follows:
19th Feb '17 12:52:30 PM Tharkun140
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* In the ruins on Dantooine you have an option to kick an ancient computer in hopes of activating it. The followind description reads as follows:
--> You kick the computer. Your foot hurts.
7th Dec '16 2:03:11 PM LentilSandEater
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* A lot of the description of the items fall into this, more often than not as BlackComedy.

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* A lot of the description of the items fall into this, more often than not as BlackComedy. For instance one particularly good set of armour used to belong to a famed Mandalorian warrior, who was unbeatable in combat and only killed when someone snuck up on him while he was taking a bath.
28th Nov '16 3:24:22 PM Nevermore2002
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-->'''Sith Droid''' [[BigWhat What?!]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial How did you... Um... This unit has not knowledge of what you're talking about.]]

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-->'''Sith Droid''' [[BigWhat What?!]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial How did you... Um... This unit has not no knowledge of what you're talking about.]]
27th Nov '16 8:18:51 AM Nevermore2002
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-->'''Bastila''': It took the whole Council [[spoiler: and wiping away your identity]] to do so. I don't think it's possible [[spoiler:for me]].

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-->'''Bastila''': It took the whole Council [[spoiler: and wiping away your identity]] to do so. I don't think it's possible [[spoiler:for me]].me]].
* After you raided the Sith Base on Manaan, you can return to the base entrance's which is now guarded by Sith War Droids. When you talk to them, they say the embassy is temporarily closed "[[BlatantLies because of a maintenance failure]]". When you say the base was attacked, the droid is completely caught off guard:
-->'''Sith Droid''' [[BigWhat What?!]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial How did you... Um... This unit has not knowledge of what you're talking about.]]
12th Nov '16 7:33:00 AM Nevermore2002
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* While on the streets of Taris, get into a fight and patrolling Sith Troopers will gun down your enemies for you! You even get the XP and they then resume their patrol like nothing happened.
** Even funnier. Take control of Bastila and wave your lightsaber in front of them. [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy The Troopers won't react to her despite being explicitly told ]][[FailedASpotCheck to look out for her.]]

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* While on the streets of Taris, get into a fight and patrolling Sith Troopers will gun down your enemies for you! You even get the XP and they then resume their patrol like nothing happened.
** Even funnier.
Take control of Bastila and wave your lightsaber in front of them. [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy The Troopers won't react to her despite being explicitly told ]][[FailedASpotCheck to look out for her.]]
7th Nov '16 2:44:23 PM HimInTheCorner
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-->'''Bastila:''' This is hardly the time for jokes. She's obviously distressed enough as it is.
-->'''Carth:''' I'd say.

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-->'''Bastila:''' This is hardly the time There's no need for jokes. levity Carth. She's obviously distressed enough as it is.
desperate.
-->'''Carth:''' I'd I'll say.



* Zaalbar, during his time captured by Gamorreans, wasn't fed and got testy for not having his five-square-meals a day. He managed to survive by grabbing one that walked too close and eating their arm off. But he spat it out because it tasted bad. Never mess with a wookie.

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* Zaalbar, during his time captured by Gamorreans, wasn't fed and got testy for not having his five-square-meals a day. He managed to survive by grabbing grab one that walked too close and eating their arm off.bit a chunk out of his arm. But he spat it out because it tasted bad. Never mess with a wookie.
4th Nov '16 2:47:32 PM 134340Goat
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* Discussing the Wookie's reverence of him.

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* Discussing the Wookie's Wookiees' reverence of him.



--> '''Jolee''': [[ShoutOut What can I say,]] [[Music/LimpBizkit I did it all for the Wookies.]]
--> '''Player''': The Wookies?
--> '''Jolee''': The Wookies!

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--> '''Jolee''': [[ShoutOut What can I say,]] [[Music/LimpBizkit I did it all for the Wookies.Wookiees.]]
--> '''Player''': The Wookies?
Wookiees?
--> '''Jolee''': The Wookies!Wookiees!
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