History Funny / Knightrider

** The two car-jackers attempt to steal KITT. Especially when one of them threw a brick at KITT's window, and it bounced off his partners head.

** When the car-jackers actually steal KITT, for about two minutes... and then KITT takes over, [[DrivesLikeCrazy and gives them the ride of their lives]].

** When the car-jackers actually steal KITT, for about two minutes... and then KITT takes over, and gives them the ride of their lives.

* The opening of "Good Day at Whiterock" has Michael order a cheeseburger from a fastfood joint next door in a ridiculously fancy resturant while Devon eats snails.

* Michael catches Devon playing Croquet in his office, and tells him straight faced and serious...

-->'''Bonnie''':Michael? Remember all the times I called you irresponsible and impulsive? I didnt mean it.
-->'''Michael''':Remember all the times I said you were bossy and demanding? I didn't mean it.

* The episode "A Plush Ride" ends with Michael hosting the visiting Third World leaders at a cowboy-themed resturant, and everyones wearing cowboy hats and singing "Home on the Range", [[NotSoAboveItAll even Miles]].

-->'''Garthe''': (practically shaking with rage) In the end you will lose, in the end you're gonna be mine!
-->'''Michael''': (grinning smugly) Now it's time to cash in huh? Say hi to YourMom!

--> '''Michael''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Well try and stay sober until I get back.]]

--> '''KITT''': I'm trying my best not too.

--> '''Bonnie''': (''once Michael's gone'') KITT, I hope your not picking up his warped sense of humor.

* KITT's flamethrower in "Deadly Maneuvers", which looks like a giant fart.

--> '''Esmeralda''': Pity, it's so hard to find a good warlock these days.
--> '''KITT''': Have you tried "Warlocks Anonymous"?

--> '''Garthe''': (practically shaking with rage) In the end you will lose, in the end you're gonna be mine!
--> '''Michael''': (grinning smugly) Now it's time to cash in huh? Say hi to YourMom!

** Michael falls asleep at the wheel. Cops catch this and try to catch up, then write him off before an S curve. Cue their surprised reactions when KITT clears the curve effortlessly (they don't know).
*** The exchange after they wake Michael up and pull him over, with Michael feigning deafness due to KITT's suggestion.
--> '''1st Officer''': Well, that explains everything! I told you he couldn't drive that well if he was drunk!
--> '''Michael (shouting)''': What?
--> '''2nd Officer (shouting back)''': He said that... (''realizes what he's doing'') Never mind!!

--> '''Michael''': Well, these computer things are just a waste of time anyway.
--> '''KITT''': ''Ahum.''
--> '''Michael''': Oh, present company excluded, of course.

--> '''KITT''': (''in a calm and almost deadpan voice'') Michael, I believe as usual you may have attracted the attention of some highly homicidal personalities.

*** The exchange after they wake Michael up and pull him over, with Michael feigning deafness.

* Love the LoneRanger reference during the episode "The Rotten Apples".

** The two car-jackers attempt to steal KITT. Especially when one of them threw a brick at KITT's window, and it bounced off his partners head!

** When the car-jackers actually steal KITT, for about two minutes... and then KITT takes over, and gives them ''the ride of their lives.''

** The best part is, they actually got him a burger. They certainly have good service.

** KARR 'saves' the two thieves who reactivated him from...a Ring Master statue with a loudspeaker at a hamburger stall, who was voiced by a very irritated waiter...by smashing the statue!

* "Trust Doesn't Rust", KITT and KARR's bantering back and forth. KARR plays the straight man, while KITT pours on the [[DeadpanSnarker snark]].

--> '''Michael''': (''David notices KITT following them as the walk'') Don't worry, he wont bite.

* I thought it was hilarious when KITT came face to face with a croc in "Knight in Disgrace". Not to mention the way he scared it off.

--> '''Michael''': Yes!

--> '''Michael''' (''in a ridiculously mechanical voice'') Stop arguing children.

* Behold '[[TheScrappy Mighty Mouth]]', the wisecracking talking teddy bear. [[spoiler:[[TakeThatScrappy When Michael threw him out of KITT's sunroof at the end]], funny, but ''harsh''.]]

--> '''Michael''': (''wakes up a couple in their bedroom'') Oh! Uh, sorry, I forgot my key. (''smacks his head on their window as he retreats'') Oh! Eh...

** That and KITT and Aunt Martha taking a ''joyride'' to distract the police for Michael.

* When Jobina (sent by Michael) goes to rescue KITT at the impound in "A Nice, Indecent Little Town" when he was incapacitated by being fooled into backing on top of a bottle jack and sandwiched against the ceiling:

** The ending had poor hapless Michael having to read ''the'' Bible to KITT because nobody ever thought to upload it into his memory banks.

** Them and KITT dealing with ''[[EmbarrassingNickname The Egg Roll Brothers]]'' (as Michael so eloquently put it).
* The old farmer and his donkey in "Goliath".

* Behold '[[TheScrappy Mighty Mouth]]', the wisecracking talking teddy bear. [[spoiler:[[TakeThatScrappy When Michael threw him out of KITT's sunroof at the end]], funny... but ''harsh''.]]

** The scene with the crossing guard was probably something KITT would have done even without the program warping, though he probably would have toned it down a bit.

--> '''Bonnie''': Good. (''KITT startles her with a blast of music'') KITT! ''Try'' a little harder.

--> '''KITT''': On the contrary the sensation is quit intoxicating.