History Funny / Knightrider

'''Micheal & Bonnie:''' Yes, KITT?\\

** From the same episode, Micheal [[CarMeetsHouse Turbo Boosts KITT into a fourth-floor apartment]] to rescue Gina. After Micheal pulls it off, he and Gina get in KITT, prompting a question from KITT:

--->'''KITT:''' How am I going to get down from here?

--> '''Michael''': [[BigYes Yes!]]
--> '''Devon''': [[BigNo No!]]

* Behold [[TheScrappy Mighty Mouth]], the wisecracking talking teddy bear. [[spoiler:[[TakeThatScrappy By the end of the episode, Michael throws him out of KITT's sunroof]]. Funny, though a bit [[DisproportionateRetribution harsh]].]]

--> '''KITT''': Michael, computers can save lives, enhance communication. Why waste this fine technology on an obnoxious little toy?
--> '''Mighty Mouth''': Don't knock the rock bub, it's a living!
--> '''Michael''': (''in a ridiculously mechanical voice'') Stop arguing children.

--> '''KITT''': (''translated'') Go back to the zoo where you belong.

** While trying to gdt Marty out of Falcon Enterprises, he uses his utility belt from his electrician disguise to try and tie the doors shut, not noticing that all their pursuers had to do was go ''around'' the wall.

--> '''Michael''': (''contemplative'') Maybe I can get something from the girl.
--> '''KITT''': I wouldn't touch that line with a ten foot [[UnusualEuphemism drive shaft]].

--> '''Michael''': (''wakes up a couple in their bedroom'') Oh! Uh, sorry, [[BlatantLies I forgot my key.]] (''smacks his head on their window as he retreats'') Oh! Eh...

-->'''Michael''': Don't blow a fuse, huh.\\

* In "The Final Verdict", Michael gets ready to sneak into an office building posing as an electrical repair man. While KITT jams the buildings' power supply. Then we get this exchange:
--> '''Michael''': Don't blow a fuse, huh.
--> '''KITT''': On the contrary, the sensation is quite intoxicating.
--> '''Michael''': Well try and stay sober until I get back.

--> '''KITT''': (''opens car door and calls the bull'') Toro! Toro! Toro! (''drives circles around the bull'') Olé! Olé! Olé!

--->'''KITT:''' Are you positive it was a deliberate assault on us?\\
'''Micheal:''' No question about it.\\
'''KITT:''' How can you be so sure?\\

* When KITT pretended he was an alien from outer space in "Not a Drop to Drink".
--> '''KITT''': (''opens his side door'') I've come to collect you.
--> '''Lawson''': You mean you wanna take me out there!? Into space!?
--> '''KITT''': That's right. Unless you have some information you want to give me.
--> '''Lawson''': Like What?
--> '''KITT''': Like, what this earthlings' Bremons next move is. Our supreme council finds his antics quite amusing.
--> '''Lawson''': I could get in big trouble if I told you that!
--> '''KITT''': What do you mean get, you ''are'' in big trouble.
--> '''Lawson''': I.. I.. don't know anything! E-e-except it's got to do with the main water pipes. That's all I can tell you! Now please go!
--> '''KITT''': Thank you very much. I'll be seeing you around.
--> '''Lawson''': Not if I can help it!

--> '''Michael''': Aren't we all over-reacting? All he did was run down a phony ringmaster. He didn't even steal any hamburgers!

--> '''KARR''': Desist your pursuit! You will be damaged!
--> '''KITT''': KARR, I didn't know you cared.

-->'''Bonnie''': Michael? Remember all the times I called you irresponsible and impulsive? I didn't mean it.
-->'''Michael''': Remember all the times I said you were bossy and demanding? I didn't mean it.
-->'''KITT''': Michael? Bonnie? Why are you lying to yourselves?

* The opening of "Good Day at Whiterock" has Michael order a cheeseburger from a fast-food joint next door in a ridiculously fancy restaurant while Devon eats snails.

** When the car-jackers actually steal KITT, for about two minutes... KITT then takes over, [[DrivesLikeCrazy and gives them the ride of their lives]].

* Behold [[TheScrappy Mighty Mouth]], the wisecracking talking teddy bear. [[spoiler:[[TakeThatScrappy By the end of the episode, Michael throws him out of KITT's sunroof at the end]]. Funny, though a bit [[DisproportionateRetribution harsh]].]]

* Behold [[TheScrappy Mighty Mouth]], the wisecracking talking teddy bear. [[spoiler:[[TakeThatScrappy When Michael threw him out of KITT's sunroof at the end]], funny, but [[DisproportionateRetribution harsh]].]]

** Near the end of the episode, Devon is upset with Michael for winning the race when he wasn't supposed to. The Foundation gets a call that the race will have to be done over again, and the man in charge wants to know if Michael will be competing again.

* Jobina (sent by Michael) goes to rescue KITT at the impound in "A Nice, Indecent Little Town" when he was incapacitated by being fooled into backing on top of a bottle jack and sandwiched against the ceiling:

** KARR "saves" the two thieves who reactivated him from...a Ring Master statue with a loudspeaker at a hamburger stall, who was voiced by a very irritated waiter...[[NoKillLikeOverkill by smashing the statue]].

** Michael and KITT contemplate their next move.

* In "The Final Verdict", Michael gets ready to sneak into an office building posing as an electrical repair man while KITT jams the buildings' power supply. Then we get this exchange: