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-->'''Kimble:''' SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Shut up!
** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream when the kids cry. Then Kimble proceeds to run down to his car and brings back a weasel for the kids to pet.

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-->'''Kimble:''' SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Shut up!
up.
** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream when the kids cry. Then Kimble proceeds to run down to his car and brings back a weasel ferret for the kids to pet.pet.
** After Kimble introduces the ferret, this exchange occurs:
-->'''Child:''' If he bites you, you get rabies and you die.
-->'''Kimble:''' No. That's not true. He never bites.
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** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream when the kids cry. Then Kimble calms down and brings back a weasel for the kids to pet.

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** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream when the kids cry. Then Kimble calms proceeds to run down to his car and brings back a weasel for the kids to pet.
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* In one scene, Kimble goes crazy while taking care of the children. As his anger slowly builds up, the camera revolves around him, and then, when the camera revolves around him for the last time, he finally screams:

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* In one scene, When Kimble first enters the classroom, Kimble goes crazy while taking care of the children. As his anger slowly builds up, the camera revolves around him, and then, when the camera revolves around him for the last time, he finally screams:

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* SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream.

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* SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
In one scene, Kimble goes crazy while taking care of the children. As his anger slowly builds up, the camera revolves around him, and then, when the camera revolves around him for the last time, he finally screams:
-->'''Kimble:''' SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Shut up!
** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream.SkywardScream when the kids cry. Then Kimble calms down and brings back a weasel for the kids to pet.
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--> '''Gang Member:''' SHIT!!! ''*runs off*

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--> '''Gang Member:''' SHIT!!! ''*runs off*off*''

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--> '''Arnold:''' ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter *Cocks the shotgun*]]''
--> '''Gang Member:''' SHIT!!!

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--> '''Arnold:''' '''Kimble:''' ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter *Cocks the shotgun*]]''
--> '''Gang Member:''' SHIT!!!SHIT!!! ''*runs off*
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--> '''Arnold:''' '''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter *Cocks the shotgun*]]'''

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--> '''Arnold:''' '''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter *Cocks the shotgun*]]'''shotgun*]]''

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--> '''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter Click click]]'''

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--> '''Arnold:''' '''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter Click click]]'''*Cocks the shotgun*]]'''

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--> '''Arnold:''' ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter Click click]]''

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--> '''Arnold:''' ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter '''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter Click click]]''click]]'''

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--> ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter Click click]]''

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--> '''Arnold:''' ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter Click click]]''
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--> ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter click click]]''

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--> ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter click Click click]]''
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--> '''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter click click]]'''

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--> '''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter click click]]'''click]]''
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* When Kimble storms the gang hideout.
--> '''Gang Member:''' So who are you, man?
--> '''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter click click]]'''
--> '''Gang Member:''' SHIT!!!

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* SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

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* SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream.
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**Even better is the callback later in the film, when O'Hara visits the classroom, and is told the same thing. She looks at Kimble with a slight grin on her face, Kimble, for his part, has a large grin on his.

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--> '''O'Hara''': "Not so tough without your car, are you?"

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--> '''O'Hara''': "Not Not so tough without your car, are you?" you?



--> '''Kimble''': "I forgot to introduce myself. I'm John Kimble." ''(pumps shotgun)'' "And I love my car."\\
'''Punk (raising hands)''': "Hey, I was just looking after it for you, man..."

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--> '''Kimble''': "I I forgot to introduce myself. I'm John Kimble." ''(pumps shotgun)'' "And And I love my car."\\
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'''Punk (raising hands)''': "Hey, Hey, I was just looking after it for you, man..."



-->"What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?"

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-->"What -->What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?"bitch?



-->You don't stop screwing around back there, here's what I'm gonna do with you. ::SNAP::



--> '''O'Hara:''' ...[[OnSecondThought On second thought,]] [[BlackComedy take the gun.]]

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--> '''O'Hara:''' ...[[OnSecondThought On second thought,]] thought]], [[BlackComedy take the gun.]]gun]].



-->'''Kimble:'''"I'm a cop, you idiot!"

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-->'''Kimble:'''"I'm -->'''Kimble:''' I'm a cop, you idiot!"idiot!



* Upon hearing, "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina." Kimble reacts by saying, [[SarcasmMode "Thanks for the tip."]]
* Kimble singing Old [=McDonald=] Had a Farm to the children while wearing full cowboy dress up.
* '''Kimble:''' "Are these your lunches? You're eating ''other people's lunches''? '''STOP IT!!'''"

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* Upon hearing, hearing "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina." vagina," Kimble reacts by saying, [[SarcasmMode "Thanks "[[SarcasmMode Thanks for the tip."]]
tip]]."
* Kimble singing Old "Old [=McDonald=] Had a Farm Farm" to the children while wearing full cowboy dress up.
dressed up as a cowboy.
* '''Kimble:''' "Are these your lunches? You're eating ''other people's lunches''? '''STOP IT!!'''"IT!!'''"
* Kimble's speech to the kids when talking about "Police School."
-->You are mine, now! You belong to ME! You're not gonna have your mommies run behind you anymore wiping your little tushies! No more complaining! No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom!" Nothing! ''There is no bathroom''!
* Kimble complaining to O'Hara:
-->The only problem I've got is that I'm doing ''your'' problem. You should be cleaning up the paint. You should be reading stories about bears that go shopping.
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* Kimble singing Old [=McDonald=] Had a Farm to the children while wearing full cowboy dress up.

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* Kimble singing Old [=McDonald=] Had a Farm to the children while wearing full cowboy dress up.up.
* '''Kimble:''' "Are these your lunches? You're eating ''other people's lunches''? '''STOP IT!!'''"
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* SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

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* SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
* Upon hearing, "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina." Kimble reacts by saying, [[SarcasmMode "Thanks for the tip."]]
* Kimble singing Old [=McDonald=] Had a Farm to the children while wearing full cowboy dress up.
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* SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

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* SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
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-->'''Kimble:'''"I'm a cop, you idiot!"

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-->'''Kimble:'''"I'm a cop, you idiot!"idiot!"
*SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
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--> '''O'Hara:''' ...[[OnSecondThought On second thought,]] [[BlackComedy take the gun.]]

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--> '''O'Hara:''' ...[[OnSecondThought On second thought,]] [[BlackComedy take the gun.]]]]
* Kimble tries to arrest Crisp at a mall salon, but the mall security attempt to stop ''Kimble'', even with his badge plainly visible in his hand.
-->'''Kimble:'''"I'm a cop, you idiot!"
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* Some scenes with the kids are a riot. Kimble's face during the "Who Is Your Daddy" sequence ("Our mom says our dad is [[TooMuchInformation a real sex machine]]!") is priceless.

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* Some scenes with the kids are a riot. Kimble's face during the "Who Is Your Daddy" sequence ("Our mom says our dad is [[TooMuchInformation a real sex machine]]!") is priceless.priceless.
* Before Kimble's first day:
-->'''Kimble:''' How do I look?
--> '''O'Hara (looking him over):''' Take off the gun.
-->'''Kimble (removing handgun/holster from jacket):''' Good idea.
--> '''O'Hara:''' Little bastards are gonna eat you alive.
-->'''Kimble:''' Don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. [[TemptingFate How much trouble could they be]]?
--> '''O'Hara:''' ...[[OnSecondThought On second thought,]] [[BlackComedy take the gun.]]

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** And...
---> '''Kimble''': "I forgot to introduce myself. I'm John Kimble." ''(pumps shotgun)'' "And I love my car."\\
'''Punk''': "Hey, I was just looking after it for you, man..."
** After reading him the ArsonMurderAndLifesaving speech, Miss Schlowski has one final question for Kimble:
--->"What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?"

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** And...
--->
* And this one from the opening sequence (a typically {{Badass}} EstablishingCharacterMoment for Arnie):
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'''Kimble''': "I forgot to introduce myself. I'm John Kimble." ''(pumps shotgun)'' "And I love my car."\\
'''Punk''': '''Punk (raising hands)''': "Hey, I was just looking after it for you, man..."
** * After reading him the ArsonMurderAndLifesaving speech, Miss Schlowski has one final question for Kimble:
--->"What -->"What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?"



---> '''Kimble''': IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

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---> --> '''Kimble''': IT'S NOT A TUMOR!TUMOR!
* Some scenes with the kids are a riot. Kimble's face during the "Who Is Your Daddy" sequence ("Our mom says our dad is [[TooMuchInformation a real sex machine]]!") is priceless.
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Possibly due to MemeticMutation, but this line is hilarious:

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* Possibly due to MemeticMutation, but this line is hilarious:
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* Kimble threatening the kid kicking his seat on the airplane by snapping a pencil in two with just his thumb.

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* Kimble threatening the kid kicking his seat on the airplane by snapping a pencil in two with just his thumb.thumb.
Possibly due to MemeticMutation, but this line is hilarious:
---> '''Kimble''': IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
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* The VillainsOutShopping scene, in which Crisp is alarmed at all the various medications and safeguards his mother buys for Dominic. When he complains that she gave him all this stuff when he was a kid yet he hardly was sick, she points out this was WHY he was rarely sick. The pharmacist is rather amused by their conversation.

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* The VillainsOutShopping scene, in which Crisp is alarmed at all the various medications and safeguards his mother buys for Dominic. When he complains that she gave him all this stuff when he was a kid yet he hardly was sick, she points out this was WHY he was rarely sick. The pharmacist is rather amused by their conversation.conversation.
* Kimble threatening the kid kicking his seat on the airplane by snapping a pencil in two with just his thumb.
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--->"What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?"

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--->"What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?"bitch?"
* The VillainsOutShopping scene, in which Crisp is alarmed at all the various medications and safeguards his mother buys for Dominic. When he complains that she gave him all this stuff when he was a kid yet he hardly was sick, she points out this was WHY he was rarely sick. The pharmacist is rather amused by their conversation.
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--> '''O'Hara''': "Not so tough without your car, are you?"
** And...
---> '''Kimble''': "I forgot to introduce myself. I'm John Kimble." ''(pumps shotgun)'' "And I love my car."\\
'''Punk''': "Hey, I was just looking after it for you, man..."
** After reading him the ArsonMurderAndLifesaving speech, Miss Schlowski has one final question for Kimble:
--->"What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?"

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