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* O'Hara's line after hitting Eleanor Crisp with [[BatterUp a baseball bat]] after the woman hit her with a car.
--> '''O'Hara''': Not so tough without your car, are you?
--> '''O'Hara''': Not so tough without your car, are you?
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--> '''O'Hara''': Not so tough without your car, are you?
--> '''O'Hara''': Not so tough without your car, are you?
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** "My dad repairs wrecked cars, [[WomenDrivers driven by women]] [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes who are pinheads!]]"
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-->'''Joshua:''' Mr Kimble, are you married?\\
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-->'''Joshua:''' Mr Mr. Kimble, are you married?\\
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** Earlier, that same kid's mom and two other moms were gossiping about the new kindergarten teacher being a man, assuming he was gay. When they see Arnold strolling by after Joshua points him out as his new teacher, Joshua's mom turns around to hide herself from him. When asked why:
-->'''Joshua's mom:''' I don't want him to see me without my makeup!
-->'''Other mom:''' None of us are wearing makeup!
-->'''Joshua's mom:''' You're married, you're allowed to look like slobs!
-->'''Joshua's mom:''' I don't want him to see me without my makeup!
-->'''Other mom:''' None of us are wearing makeup!
-->'''Joshua's mom:''' You're married, you're allowed to look like slobs!
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* O'Hara's line after hitting Eleanor Cullen with [[BatterUp a baseball bat]] after the woman hit her with a car.
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* O'Hara's line after hitting Eleanor Cullen Crisp with [[BatterUp a baseball bat]] after the woman hit her with a car.
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--->'''O'Hara:''' Well, Kimble, I see you covered the basics. That's important.
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* Kimble having to carry a near comatose O'Hara into the motel room, all while cursing his ass off in German.
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-->Well, I got news for you: You are mine now! You belong to ME! You're not gonna have your mommies run behind you anymore to wipe your little tushies! Oh no...It's time now to turn this mush into muscles! No more complaining! No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom!" Nothing! ''There is no bathroom''!
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-->Well, I got news for you: You are mine now! You belong to ME! You're not gonna have your mommies run behind you anymore to wipe your little tushies! Oh no... It's time now to turn this mush into muscles! No more complaining! No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom!" Nothing! ''There is no bathroom''!
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* During the final confrontation, before Kimble collapses after getting shot by Crisp's mom, he bounces against the locker room's wall letting out a [[Main/{{Narm}} pained but hilarious]] noise: "''GHACK!''"
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[BigSHUTUP SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP]]!]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[BigSHUTUP SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP]]!]]
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** Followed by Kimble coming back at the end of the day, utterly broken, and collapsing onto his bed with a devastated look on his face. "They're HORRIBLE!"
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* On Kimble’s second day undercover:
-->'''Joshua:''' Mr Kimble, are you married?\\
'''Kimble:''' No, I’m not.\\
''(Joshua sticks his head into the corridor)''\\
'''Joshua (shouting):''' He’s not married, Mom!
-->'''Joshua:''' Mr Kimble, are you married?\\
'''Kimble:''' No, I’m not.\\
''(Joshua sticks his head into the corridor)''\\
'''Joshua (shouting):''' He’s not married, Mom!
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'''Gang Member:''' SHIT!!! ''*runs off*''\\
'''Kimble:''' ''*shoots the couch the gang member was sitting on*'' I'm the party pooper.
'''Kimble:''' ''*shoots the couch the gang member was sitting on*'' I'm the party pooper.
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'''Gang Member:''' SHIT!!! ''*runs off*''\\
off just in time before Kimble annihilates the couch he was sitting on*''\\
'''Kimble:'''''*shoots the couch the gang member was sitting on*'' I'm the party pooper.
'''Kimble:'''
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-->You don't stop screwing around back there, here's what I'm gonna do with you. ::SNAP::
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-->You don't stop screwing around back there, here's what I'm gonna do with you. ::SNAP::you... ''*SNAP*''
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* O'Hara introducing herself to Joyce and Dominic by posing as Kimble's Austrian sister, complete with accent.
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** Even better, when she mimes doing it herself after sending Kimble back to the classroom.
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--> '''Gang Member:''' So who are you, man?
--> '''Kimble:''' ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter *Cocks the shotgun*]]''
--> '''Gang Member:''' SHIT!!! ''*runs off*''
--> '''Kimble:''' ''*shoots the couch the gang member was sitting on*'' I'm the party pooper.
--> '''Kimble:''' ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter *Cocks the shotgun*]]''
--> '''Gang Member:''' SHIT!!! ''*runs off*''
--> '''Kimble:''' ''*shoots the couch the gang member was sitting on*'' I'm the party pooper.
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'''Kimble:''' ''[[ShotgunsAreJustBetter *Cocks the
-->
'''Gang Member:''' SHIT!!! ''*runs
-->
'''Kimble:''' ''*shoots the couch the gang member was sitting on*'' I'm the party pooper.
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-->'''Kimble''': ''[sits down on the couch next to Cindy, sighs]'' Oh, it's so nice to see you again.
-->'''Cindy''': What are you doing here, you asshole?
-->'''Kimble''': Cindy, I don't like you using foul language, not a classy girl like you.
-->'''Cindy''': Don't you have anything better to do?
-->'''Kimble''': You don't understand. I have nothing else to do and I have nowhere else to go. ''[turns his head to look at Cindy]''
-->'''Cindy''': ''[nervous]'' Why are you staring at me like that?
-->'''Kimble''': I like you, Cindy!
-->''[Cindy starts freaking out as Kimble inches closer to her]''
-->'''Kimble''': I'm gonna be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays.
-->'''Cindy''': No... No, you can't.
-->'''Kimble''': Yes, I can. I'm gonna hang out with you...''until the end of time''.
-->''[GilliganCut to Cindy picking out Crisp in a police lineup]''
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-->'''Cindy''': What are you doing here, you asshole?
-->'''Kimble''': Cindy, I don't like you using foul language, not a classy girl like you.
-->'''Cindy''': Don't you have anything better to do?
-->'''Kimble''': You don't understand. I have nothing else to do and I have nowhere else to go. ''[turns his head to look at Cindy]''
-->'''Cindy''': ''[nervous]'' Why are you staring at me like that?
-->'''Kimble''': I like you, Cindy!
-->''[Cindy starts freaking out as Kimble inches closer to her]''
-->'''Kimble''': I'm gonna be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays.
-->'''Cindy''': No... No, you can't.
-->'''Kimble''': Yes, I can. I'm gonna hang out with you...''until the end of time''.
-->''[GilliganCut to Cindy picking out Crisp in a police lineup]''
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-->'''Kimble''': ''[sits down on the couch next to Cindy, sighs]'' Oh, it's so nice to see you again.
-->'''Cindy''':again.\\
'''Cindy''': What are you doing here, youasshole?
-->'''Kimble''':asshole?\\
'''Kimble''': Cindy, I don't like you using foul language, not a classy girl likeyou.
-->'''Cindy''':you.\\
'''Cindy''': Don't you have anything better todo?
-->'''Kimble''':do?\\
'''Kimble''': You don't understand. I have nothing else to do and I have nowhere else to go. ''[turns his head to look atCindy]''
-->'''Cindy''':Cindy]''\\
'''Cindy''': ''[nervous]'' Why are you staring at me likethat?
-->'''Kimble''':that?\\
'''Kimble''': I like you,Cindy!
-->''[CindyCindy!\\
''[Cindy starts freaking out as Kimble inches closer toher]''
-->'''Kimble''':her]''\\
'''Kimble''': I'm gonna be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends,holidays.
-->'''Cindy''':holidays.\\
'''Cindy''': No... No, youcan't.
-->'''Kimble''':can't.\\
'''Kimble''': Yes, I can. I'm gonna hang out with you...''until the end oftime''.
-->''[GilliganCuttime''.\\
''[GilliganCut to Cindy picking out Crisp in a police lineup]''
*This line:O'Hara's line after hitting Eleanor Cullen with [[BatterUp a baseball bat]] after the woman hit her with a car.
-->'''Cindy''':
'''Cindy''': What are you doing here, you
-->'''Kimble''':
'''Kimble''': Cindy, I don't like you using foul language, not a classy girl like
-->'''Cindy''':
'''Cindy''': Don't you have anything better to
-->'''Kimble''':
'''Kimble''': You don't understand. I have nothing else to do and I have nowhere else to go. ''[turns his head to look at
-->'''Cindy''':
'''Cindy''': ''[nervous]'' Why are you staring at me like
-->'''Kimble''':
'''Kimble''': I like you,
-->''[Cindy
''[Cindy starts freaking out as Kimble inches closer to
-->'''Kimble''':
'''Kimble''': I'm gonna be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends,
-->'''Cindy''':
'''Cindy''': No... No, you
-->'''Kimble''':
'''Kimble''': Yes, I can. I'm gonna hang out with you...''until the end of
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''[GilliganCut to Cindy picking out Crisp in a police lineup]''
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-->'''Cullen:''' You shoved all this crap down my throat for ''years'' and there was nothing wrong with me!
-->'''Eleanor:''' That's ''why'' there was nothing wrong with you.
-->'''Cullen:''' (to the pharmacist) Now how can you argue with that?
-->'''Eleanor:''' That's ''why'' there was nothing wrong with you.
-->'''Cullen:''' (to the pharmacist) Now how can you argue with that?
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-->'''Cullen:''' You shoved all this crap down my throat for ''years'' and there was nothing wrong with me!
-->'''Eleanor:'''me!\\
'''Eleanor:''' That's ''why'' there was nothing wrong withyou.
-->'''Cullen:'''you.\\
'''Cullen:''' (to the pharmacist) Now how can you argue with that?
-->'''Eleanor:'''
'''Eleanor:''' That's ''why'' there was nothing wrong with
-->'''Cullen:'''
'''Cullen:''' (to the pharmacist) Now how can you argue with that?
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-->'''Kimble:''' How do I look?
--> '''O'Hara (looking him over):''' Take off the gun.
-->'''Kimble (removing handgun/holster from jacket):''' Good idea.
--> '''O'Hara:''' Little bastards are gonna eat you alive.
-->'''Kimble:''' Don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. [[TemptingFate How much trouble could they be]]?
--> '''O'Hara:''' ...OnSecondThought, [[BlackComedy take the gun]].
--> '''O'Hara (looking him over):''' Take off the gun.
-->'''Kimble (removing handgun/holster from jacket):''' Good idea.
--> '''O'Hara:''' Little bastards are gonna eat you alive.
-->'''Kimble:''' Don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. [[TemptingFate How much trouble could they be]]?
--> '''O'Hara:''' ...OnSecondThought, [[BlackComedy take the gun]].
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-->'''Kimble:''' How do I look?
-->look?\\
'''O'Hara (looking him over):''' Take off thegun.
-->'''Kimblegun.\\
'''Kimble (removing handgun/holster from jacket):''' Goodidea.
-->idea.\\
'''O'Hara:''' Little bastards are gonna eat youalive.
-->'''Kimble:'''alive.\\
'''Kimble:''' Don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. [[TemptingFate How much trouble could theybe]]?
-->be]]?\\
'''O'Hara:''' ...OnSecondThought, [[BlackComedy take the gun]].
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'''O'Hara (looking him over):''' Take off the
-->'''Kimble
'''Kimble (removing handgun/holster from jacket):''' Good
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'''O'Hara:''' Little bastards are gonna eat you
-->'''Kimble:'''
'''Kimble:''' Don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. [[TemptingFate How much trouble could they
-->
'''O'Hara:''' ...OnSecondThought, [[BlackComedy take the gun]].
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-->'''Child:''' If he bites you, you get rabies and you die.
-->'''Kimble:''' No. That's not true. He never bites.
-->'''Kimble:''' No. That's not true. He never bites.
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-->'''Kimble:'''
'''Kimble:''' No. That's not true. He never bites.
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-->The only problem I've got is that I'm doing ''you'' a job. You should be cleaning up the paint. You should be reading stories about bears that go shopping.
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-->The only problem I've got is that I'm doing ''you'' a ''your'' job. You should be cleaning up the paint. You should be reading stories about bears that go shopping.
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-->''[GilliganCut to Cindy picking out Crisp in a police lineup]''
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--> '''Kimble''': I forgot to introduce myself. I'm John Kimble. ''(pumps shotgun)'' And I love my car.\\
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--> '''Kimble''': I forgot to introduce myself. I'm My name's John Kimble. ''(pumps shotgun)'' And I love my car.\\
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--> '''O'Hara:''' ...[[OnSecondThought On second thought]], [[BlackComedy take the gun]].
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--> '''O'Hara:''' ...[[OnSecondThought On second thought]], OnSecondThought, [[BlackComedy take the gun]].
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-->'''Kimble:''' I'm a cop, you idiot!
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-->'''Kimble:''' I'm a cop, you idiot!idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble. This man is under arrest!
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-->'''Kimble:''' SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Shut up.
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-->'''Kimble:''' [[BigSHUTUP SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP]]! [[NoisyShutUp SHUT UP! SHUT UP! UP!]] [[RapidFireShutUp Shut up.up]].
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-->Well, I got news for you: You are mine now! You belong to ME! You're not gonna have your mommies run behind you anymore wiping your little tushies! Oh no...It's time now to turn that mush into muscles! No more complaining! No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom!" Nothing! ''There is no bathroom''!
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-->Well, I got news for you: You are mine now! You belong to ME! You're not gonna have your mommies run behind you anymore wiping to wipe your little tushies! Oh no...It's time now to turn that this mush into muscles! No more complaining! No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom!" Nothing! ''There is no bathroom''!
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-->The only problem I've got is that I'm doing ''your'' problem. You should be cleaning up the paint. You should be reading stories about bears that go shopping.
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-->The only problem I've got is that I'm doing ''your'' problem.''you'' a job. You should be cleaning up the paint. You should be reading stories about bears that go shopping.
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-->Well, I got news for you: You are mine now! You belong to ME! You're not gonna have your mommies run behind you anymore wiping your little tushies! Oh no...It's time to turn that mush into muscles! No more complaining! No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom!" Nothing! ''There is no bathroom''!
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-->Well, I got news for you: You are mine now! You belong to ME! You're not gonna have your mommies run behind you anymore wiping your little tushies! Oh no...It's time now to turn that mush into muscles! No more complaining! No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom!" Nothing! ''There is no bathroom''!
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-->You are mine, now! You belong to ME! You're not gonna have your mommies run behind you anymore wiping your little tushies! No more complaining! No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom!" Nothing! ''There is no bathroom''!
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* On the Meta side of things, read the entry for HostilityOnTheSet under the trivia tab. Now picture how that scenario must have played out.
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* Kimble, [[TheStoic with hardly a change in tone and expression]], getting Cindy to cave and come in to identify Crisp.
-->'''Kimble''': ''[sits down on the couch next to Cindy, sighs]'' Oh, it's so nice to see you again.
-->'''Cindy''': What are you doing here, you asshole?
-->'''Kimble''': Cindy, I don't like you using foul language, not a classy girl like you.
-->'''Cindy''': Don't you have anything better to do?
-->'''Kimble''': You don't understand. I have nothing else to do and I have nowhere else to go. ''[turns his head to look at Cindy]''
-->'''Cindy''': ''[nervous]'' Why are you staring at me like that?
-->'''Kimble''': I like you, Cindy!
-->''[Cindy starts freaking out as Kimble inches closer to her]''
-->'''Kimble''': I'm gonna be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays.
-->'''Cindy''': No... No, you can't.
-->'''Kimble''': Yes, I can. I'm gonna hang out with you...''until the end of time''.
-->'''Kimble''': ''[sits down on the couch next to Cindy, sighs]'' Oh, it's so nice to see you again.
-->'''Cindy''': What are you doing here, you asshole?
-->'''Kimble''': Cindy, I don't like you using foul language, not a classy girl like you.
-->'''Cindy''': Don't you have anything better to do?
-->'''Kimble''': You don't understand. I have nothing else to do and I have nowhere else to go. ''[turns his head to look at Cindy]''
-->'''Cindy''': ''[nervous]'' Why are you staring at me like that?
-->'''Kimble''': I like you, Cindy!
-->''[Cindy starts freaking out as Kimble inches closer to her]''
-->'''Kimble''': I'm gonna be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays.
-->'''Cindy''': No... No, you can't.
-->'''Kimble''': Yes, I can. I'm gonna hang out with you...''until the end of time''.
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* '''Kimble:''' "Are these your lunches? You're eating ''other people's lunches''? '''STOP IT!!'''"
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* '''Kimble:''' "Are these all your lunches? You're eating You mean you eat ''other people's lunches''? '''STOP IT!!'''"
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** "Alright..."
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* "I'm not a police man, I'm a princess!"
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* "I'm not a police man, policeman, I'm a princess!"princess!"
** "TAKE IT BACK!!!"
** "TAKE IT BACK!!!"
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* "I'm not a police man, I'm a princess!"
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* And this one from the opening sequence (a typically {{Badass}} badass EstablishingCharacterMoment for Arnie):
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-->'''Cullen:''' You shoved all this crap down my throat for ''years'' and there was nothing wrong with me!
-->'''Eleanor:''' That's ''why'' there was nothing wrong with you.
-->'''Cullen:''' (to the pharmacist) Now how can you argue with that?
-->'''Eleanor:''' That's ''why'' there was nothing wrong with you.
-->'''Cullen:''' (to the pharmacist) Now how can you argue with that?
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--> *Kimble shoots the couch the gang member was sitting on*
--> '''Kimble:''' I'm the party pooper.
--> '''Kimble:''' I'm the party pooper.
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--> *Kimble shoots the couch the gang member was sitting on*
--> '''Kimble:''' I'm the party pooper.
--> '''Kimble:''' I'm the party pooper.
