History Funny / KindergartenCop

16th Jan '17 7:53:33 AM Marin1977
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* "I'm not a police man, I'm a princess!"
10th Dec '16 4:26:29 AM Morgenthaler
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* And this one from the opening sequence (a typically {{Badass}} EstablishingCharacterMoment for Arnie):

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* And this one from the opening sequence (a typically {{Badass}} badass EstablishingCharacterMoment for Arnie):
7th Dec '16 3:10:22 PM Gitman
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** The delivery really sells this one. He delivers the line while holding the kid (who has a mouthful of food) off the ground. Then the kid starts spitting out the food and Kimble drops him in disgust.
7th Dec '16 3:06:14 PM Gitman
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-->'''Cullen:''' You shoved all this crap down my throat for ''years'' and there was nothing wrong with me!
-->'''Eleanor:''' That's ''why'' there was nothing wrong with you.
-->'''Cullen:''' (to the pharmacist) Now how can you argue with that?
20th Apr '16 7:55:59 PM stuffedninja
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--> *Kimble shoots the couch the gang member was sitting on*
--> '''Kimble:''' I'm the party pooper.

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--> *Kimble shoots the couch the gang member was sitting on*
--> '''Kimble:''' ''*shoots the couch the gang member was sitting on*'' I'm the party pooper.
20th Apr '16 7:55:31 PM stuffedninja
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--> *Kimble shoots the couch the gang member was sitting on*
--> '''Kimble:''' I'm the party pooper.
15th Apr '16 6:05:35 PM Adam43
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-->'''Kimble:''' SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Shut up!
** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream when the kids cry. Then Kimble proceeds to run down to his car and brings back a weasel for the kids to pet.

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-->'''Kimble:''' SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Shut up!
up.
** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream when the kids cry. Then Kimble proceeds to run down to his car and brings back a weasel ferret for the kids to pet.pet.
** After Kimble introduces the ferret, this exchange occurs:
-->'''Child:''' If he bites you, you get rabies and you die.
-->'''Kimble:''' No. That's not true. He never bites.
15th Apr '16 5:58:15 PM Adam43
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** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream when the kids cry. Then Kimble calms down and brings back a weasel for the kids to pet.

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** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream when the kids cry. Then Kimble calms proceeds to run down to his car and brings back a weasel for the kids to pet.
15th Apr '16 5:55:15 PM Adam43
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* In one scene, Kimble goes crazy while taking care of the children. As his anger slowly builds up, the camera revolves around him, and then, when the camera revolves around him for the last time, he finally screams:

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* In one scene, When Kimble first enters the classroom, Kimble goes crazy while taking care of the children. As his anger slowly builds up, the camera revolves around him, and then, when the camera revolves around him for the last time, he finally screams:
15th Apr '16 5:50:05 PM Adam43
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* SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream.

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* SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
In one scene, Kimble goes crazy while taking care of the children. As his anger slowly builds up, the camera revolves around him, and then, when the camera revolves around him for the last time, he finally screams:
-->'''Kimble:''' SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Shut up!
** Followed by Kimble storming outside and delivering an epic SkywardScream.SkywardScream when the kids cry. Then Kimble calms down and brings back a weasel for the kids to pet.
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