History Funny / Kindergarten2017

* The interactions with the Principal if you get sent to his office are particularly hilarious. Depending on your responses, he'll either shoot you, give (and possibly force you to take) special pills, or he'll even give away his Jerome's Monstermon card while lampshading that it'd be a particularly lousy thing to do to his own son.

* Playing house with Cindy comes with its own batch of perils and hilarity. What starts as her greeting you home from work quickly turns dark as she accuses you of drinking, even going so far as to demand you use a breathalyzer she actually had on her. She then claims she's pregnant, but admits that you likely aren't the father as she cheated on you while you were in prison. If you reply that you'll stay with her rather than wanting a divorce, she'll discuss getting an abortion, and will actually express surprise that [[BlackComedy abortion feels so good]] and give you a Monstermon card for being prepared if you happen to have pills from the Principal to give her. And this is all just the imagination of a child playing house in kindergarten!

--->''Nugget likes pretty Lily.''\\

''Nugget likes Lily's hair.''\\

--->''Nugget likes pretty Lily.''
--->''He also misses her brother Billy.''
--->''Nugget likes Lily's hair.''
--->''Nugget likes to smell her chair.''

--->'''You:''' I delivered the letter.
--->'''Nugget:''' NUGGET NOTICED!!

* Playing house with Cindy comes with its own batch of perils and hilarity. What starts as her greeting you home from work quickly turns dark as she accuses you of drinking, even going so far as to demand you use a breathalyzer she actually had on her. She then claims she's pregnant, but admits that you likely aren't the father as she cheated on you while you were in prison. If you reply that you'll stay with her rather than wanting a divorce, she'll discuss getting an abortion and will actually express surprise that [[BlackComedy abortion feels so good]] give you a Monstermon card for being prepared if you happen to have pills from the Principal to give her. And this is all just the imagination of a child playing house in kindergarten!

* If you follow Lily out into the hallway and knock on the Principal's door while she's spying on him, you can rat her out, resorting in her off screen demise.

** However, if you splash blood in Cindy instead of Lily, she will scream in horror and run out of school, only to get hit by a car.
*** Seeing this, Ms. Applegate will call you to thank you for getting rid of that brat, and even gives you a gold star and a Monstermon card!
* Asking Nugget to [[SchmuckBait enter his Nugget Cave without befriending him first]] will result in you falling into the hole and dying. The game then [[CaptainObvious tells you not to jump in holes you can't see the bottom of.]]
** If you do befriend him prior, he will empty a load of nuggets into the hold first to cushion your landing.
--->'''Nugget''': Nugget's nuggets are as squishy as they are tasty.
* Sometimes, when [[spoiler:red lightning strikes the janitor during the Monstermon Cards ending, his mop (and his hand holding it) remains upright while the rest of his body scatter around the ground.]]

-->'''Ms. Applegate''': What is that? It's a bunch of leafy greens in a bowl.
-->'''Buggs''': It's a salad you cow.
-->'''Ms. Applegate''': OH! So that's what a salad looks like. My doctor keeps saying I should--what did you just call me?
* There are some items that should have gotten you into trouble, but for some reason, they don't.

** Principal's Key: Ms. Applegate would lampshade how similar it is to the original principal's key, not realizing that it's a forgery.
** Severed Finger: Ms. Applegate mistakes it as a realistic-looking prop.

!Funny moments in ''Kindergarten''

!Funny moments in ''Kindergarten 2''

[[folder:School Yard]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Morning Time]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Lunch Time]]
* After the original janitor has murdered Bob in the women's bathroom, he asks a favor of you. During which, Ms. Applegate step out of one of the stalls. When she notices what is going on, she just walks back into the stall.
--> '''Ms. Applegate''': Nope, Nope, Nopity, nope.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Recess]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Study Hall]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Gym]]
* at the start of gym, Jerome and Carla will be fighting over a ball. If you choose to help Carla, the ball will go flying and hit Ms. Applegate in the face. In response, Ms. Applegate will proceed to beat Jerome to death, chasing all the way to the classroom.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Science Class]]
[[/folder]]

-->''Nugget likes pretty Lily.''
-->''He also misses her brother Billy.''
-->''Nugget likes Lily's hair.''
-->''Nugget likes to smell her chair.''

-->'''You:''' I delivered the letter.
-->'''Nugget:''' NUGGET NOTICED!!

* Playing house with Cindy comes with its own batch of perils and hilarity. What starts as her greeting you home from work quickly turns dark as she accuses you of drinking, even going so far as to demand you use a breathalyzer she actually had on her. She then claims she's pregnant, but admits that you likely aren't the father as she cheated on you while you were in prison. If you reply that you'll stay with her rather than wanting a divorce, she'll discuss getting an abortion and will actually give you a Monstermon card for being prepared if you happen to have pills from the Principal to give her. And this is all just the imagination of a child playing house in kindergarten!

* If you get taken to the Principal at the School Yard, he can give some pills you to cope with Billy being missing. When you return to the classroom, Ms. Applegate will then ask you if he gave you any and will try to hit you up for some. If you give her some of the pills, she'll be so high she won't care if you steal from the cubbies.