History Funny / KimPossible

'''Drakken:''' Don't "duh" me! [[BlatantLies "Possible" is a very common last name.]]\\

-->'''Kim''': You know if I put on an uniform I could pass as a tall 10 year old. What do you think?\\

* Ron tries to point out that Kim's competitive nature is taking her to a dark place when it comes to coaching her soccer team he points out that:

* Kim and Ron's attempts at getting information out of Dr. Freeman's house appliances... don't go as smoothly as usual on account of them being standard appliances only modified with AI, none of them being equipped with even the basic of surveliance utilities or sensors.

'''Ron:''' Whoa! Are you freaking over my friend Yori?\\

---> '''Yori:''' You make danger comical with your American style buffoonery.

* When the ghost (actually Sensei trying to warn Ron) writes a message in mystery meat gravy, Wade analyzes it and warns Kim and Monique that they do not want to know what was in the gravy until after college.

-->'''Ron''': ''(LoudGulp)'' Uh, Sorry, KP, I was just... ''leaving!'' ''(books it)''

*** The cheery way Shego says the last line is what sells it, especially since it's later revealed that [[AndIMustScream fully conscious]] and being forced to basically watch as her body pantomimes responses. It's almost as if she's doing everything in her power to force the sarcasm out any way she can.

*** The cheery way Shego says the last line is what sells it.

* After Kim gets free of the Moodulator, she and Ron have to remind Drakken that he still has to worry about Shego when he attempts to swear vengeance on them.
-->'''Drakken:''' Kim Possible! You think you're all that-\\

'''Ron''': No, come back! [[OverprotectiveDad Your dad's]] [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer gonna put me]] [[BrickJoke in a black hole]]!

'''Ron:''' (in Kim's body) Point taken, Dr. P... but how else do you explain my [[BareYourMidriff bare midriff]]?\\

'''Ron:''' (stammers) Don't give her money. And she's older than that ''(shudders)'' a lot older.\\
'''Shego:''' (defensive) So I like the sun. (lights up her hand) Back off, sidekick.

* The post-episode credits show Drakken, who had the lair floors refinished. Meanwhile, Shego is reading the newpaper and tells him Dementor got arrested.

''[[ArmorPiercingSlap (cue slap)]]''\\

* Or this bit, in between Shego's mega whammy mood swings, Drakken is curled up in a [[TroubledFetalPosition fetal position]] [[StillSucksThumb sucking his thumb]] behind a pole, asking: "Did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is about? Because I'm scared. ''*continues sucking thumb*''"

* Or this bit, in between Shego's mega whammy mood swings, Drakken is curled up in a [[TroubledFetalPosition fetal position]] sucking his thumb behind a pole, asking: "Did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is about? Because I'm scared. ''*continues sucking thumb*''"

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'''Shego:''' ''[massaging Drakken's shoulder and forehead]'' Awww, Dr. D is tired and frustrated from all his hard ''worky worky''.\\
'''Drakken:''' Uh... yes, well, I do sometimes burn the candle at both ends...\\
'''Shego:''' Sounds like somebody could use a ''[leans towards his ear]'' little ''breaky-poo.''\\
'''Drakken:''' ''[starts to look nervous and weirded out]'' Breaky... poo?\\

* "Ron, you got some explaining to do!"

-->'''Monique''': Kim's crushing? On you?
-->'''Ron''': Yes. And it's ''freaking me out!''

-->'''Monique''': And...that's not good?

-->'''Ron''': ''(LoudGulp)'' Uh, Sorry, KP, I was just - ''leaving!'' ''(books it)''

* Or this bit, after Shego had some mega whammy mood swings, Drakken is curled up in the fetal position behind a pole, saying: "Did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is about? Because I'm scared. ''*sucks thumb*''"
* Or this exchange with Shego and Drakken when she's under the influence:
-->'''Shego:''' ''[massaging Drakken's shoulder and forehead]'' Awww, Dr. D is tired and frustrated from all his hard ''worky worky''.\\

--->'''Kim:''' Wade traced Drakken to this abandoned factory?\\
'''Ron:''' What did they make?\\

* Near the end, Kim and Ron manage to swap their brains back with one hiccup- while Kim got back into her own body easily enough, Ron's mind got swapped with Rufus'!

-->'''Drakken''': This plan is [[TotallyRadical totally “off the heezy”! Off the hook? It’s raw! Chokin’! Chilly! Poppin’! Tight!! Mint!!!]] … IT’S VERY, VERY GOOD, ALRIGHT?!

--> '''Kim:''' I think I swallowed a bug.\\

--> '''Dr. Drakken:''' ...And then you, Kim Possible, will be one sorry patootie!\\

--> '''Ron:''' All around the world people are saying booyah! Booyah, booyah! Booyah booyah booyah!\\

---> '''Kim:''' Booyah!\\

-->'''Kim:''' Wade traced Drakken to this abandoned factory?\\

-->'''Ron:''' Ugh, okay, is this airduct more snug than usual or is that just me?\\

-->'''Dr. Drakken:''' Who is your favorite villain? And keep in mind, Monkey Fist doesn't have a podcast.\\

-->'''Drakken:''' And we're back, with Kim Possible and... uh, where's that card...?\\

-->'''Drakken:''' ...I never thought about it that way.

-->'''Ron:''' Uh, question, how many "Blue Boys" are we talking about here, exactly?\\

-->'''Drakken:''' Get out the rye bread and mustard, grandma, 'cause it's grand slammy time!\\

'''Drakken:''' I don't know, I-I was ripping.

-->'''Drakken:''' I was focusing on taking over the world instead. [[LampshadeHanging One has to wonder about my priorities]].

** Ron is twenty minutes late for rendezvous at the beginning because he stopped at Bueno Nacho for limited time edition breckfast nacos.

** To Ron's dismay, Drakken ''still'' can't remember his name and has to have a card on hand to remember.

** Drakken and Shego didn't work out... because the couples' name was either "Shakken" or "Drago". Shego is grossed out by the first one, and won't accept the second on account of Drakken's name coming first and because it sounds like [[Film/RockyIV they beat up Rocky]].

* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3rXxA4xFA4 "I Hear Voices" special for the 20th anniversary]] of ''Kim Possible'', Christy Carlson Romano, Will Friedle, Bob Schooley, Mark [=McCorkle=], John [=DiMaggio=], Nicole Sullivan get together for the occasion, and Bob and Mark created a new scene for the occasion in which ''Dr. Drakken has a podcast'', and he captures Kim and Ron so they can show up and answer questions on it. He even has sponsors.

* This conversation just after the swap happens:
-->''(the two glance at each other dazedly before they realize what had happened)''
-->'''Kim and Ron:''' You're ''me?!'' ''(they look down at themselves)'' ...I'm ''you?!''
-->''(Kim covers Ron's mouth)''
-->'''Kim:''' Oh, this is ''so'' wrong!
** As well as the argument they have afterwards:
-->'''Ron:''' I ''told'' you not to get near the brain-switcher!
-->'''Kim:''' No you didn't!
-->'''Ron:''' Well, I was ''thinking'' it!

'''Kim:''' That is so not a name.

-->'''Kim:''' Are you sure I know her?\\
'''Shego:''' Sure, sure, I was a senior when you were a freshmen. Oh, and you owe me ten bucks.\\

'''Shego:''' (defensive) So I like the sun. Back off, sidekick.

-->'''Shego:''' (writing on a card) Now I say 'something sarcastic.' Gee, I've got a few options here; you wanna pick?

* This bit:
-->'''Kim:''' ''(notices Ron [[HairFlip flipping his hair back and forth]])'' ...What are you ''doing?''
-->'''Ron:''' Your hair! It's so... ''flippy!''

-->'''Kim:''' ''(notices Ron [[HairFlip flipping his hair back and forth]]) ...What are you ''doing?''