History Funny / Killer7

--->Garcian:'' "What ''is'' United States? What is the purpose of the president?"

--->Garcian: "What *is* United States? What is the purpose of the president?"

-->Well, hello. Smith (^。^)ノ. How do you like this weather =*^-^*= ? The sun's bright here, isn't it? I think towns in the south are just fab (*'-'*). Because Susie just adores sweet desserts! What? My name? Yeah, that's right, it's Susie! You gotta problem with it? Just what about my name? So what I hate it too! The name Susie just bites... "Susie the doozie". "The queen of prudies, Susie". "Susie packs an Uzi". I despise men! They're all creeps as far as I'm concerned (￣Д￣#). So I rounded up those sons of '''[[SoundEffectBleep XXX]]''', and took'em and I '''[[ClusterBleepBomb XXXX]]''' and then I '''[[ClusterBleepBomb XXXXX]]'''. Yeah you bet they were screaming for mercy when I cut of their '''[[ClusterBleepBomb XXXX]]'''! With the shape they're all in now, they can't even go out in public! [[MoodWhiplash Oh, here you are, handsome! (^-^) oO]]
-->*gives you MacGuffin*

* Susie, queen of [[CrossesTheLineTwice line-crossing]] non-sequiturs, gets her moment seconds later:
-->Well, hello. Smith (^。^)ノ. How do you like this weather =*^-^*= ? The sun's bright here, isn't it? I think towns in the south are just fab (*'-'*). Because Susie just adores sweet desserts! What? My name? Yeah, that's right, it's Susie! You gotta problem with it? Just what about my name? So what I hate it too! The name Susie just bites... "Susie the doozie". "The queen of prudies, Susie". "Susie packs an Uzi". I despise men! They're all creeps as far as I'm concerned (￣Д￣#). So I rounded up those sons of '''[[SoundEffectBleep XXX]]''', and took'em and I '''[[ClusterBleepBomb XXXX]]''' and then I '''[[ClusterBleepBomb XXXXX]]'''. Yeah you bet they were screaming for mercy when I cut of their '''[[ClusterBleepBomb XXXX]]'''! With the shape they're all in now, they can't even go out in public! Oh, here you are, handsome! (^-^) oO

* "Yeah. I'm here to kill Mr. Fukushima." MASK de Smith just doesn't care about subtlety.
** In the same chapter, he deflects an incoming bullet ''by headbutting it''

* Some of the characters' names are so over the top that they're hilarious, especially when they have a lot of plot importance and gravitas. For the biggest example, who is the most powerful man in the entire country? [[spoiler:Greg Nightmare]]! (No, that's not the name of an evil warlord, it's the name of [[spoiler:''the education minister'']]). It's even funnier that nobody ever calls attention to names like that or "Trevor Pearlharbor", they're delivered totally straight-faced.

* Garcian, while playing Russian roulette: "This gun holds seven bullets. I'm a professional. You can't fool me, old man."
* Some of Travis' other animations are pretty funny, although none top the pelvic thrusting. In the second part of "Smile", there is a wall that slides open to reveal a room that contains nothing...except for Travis using an elliptical bike while grinning at the player. Later still in that level is him spinning a ''fire extinguisher'' on one finger as if it were a basketball.

* The "CLOUDMAN" intro. "These dudes have got energy to '''spare!''' We're talking guys who beat off '''''four times a day!'''''"
** The same chapter also gives us Travis incessantly pelvic thrusting ''for absolutely no reason''.The fact that Con's viewpoint is right about at Travis's crotch level just made it funnier. Furthermore, HUSTLE.

* "Yeah. I'm here to kill Mr. Fukushima." MASK de Smith just doesn't care.
* Garcian, while playing Russian roulette: "This gun holds seven bullets. You can't fool me. I'm a professional."
* Some of Travis' other animations are pretty funny, although none top the pelvic thrusting. In part two of "SMILE", there is a wall that slides open to reveal a room that contains nothing...except for Travis using an elliptical bike while grinning at the player. Later still in that level is him spinning a ''fire extinguisher'' on one finger as if it were a basketball.

* Some of Travis' other animations are pretty funny, although none top the pelvic thrusting. In part two of "SMILE", there is a wall you can break down to find a room that contains nothing...except for Travis using an elliptical bike while grinning at the player. Later still in that level is him spinning a ''fire extinguisher'' on one finger as if it were a basketball.

* Garcia, while playing russian roulette: "This gun holds seven bullets. You can't fool me. I'm a professional."

* "Yeah. I'm here to kill Mr. Fukushima." MASK de Smith just doesn't care.

* ''{{Killer7}}'' and the "CLOUDMAN" intro. "These dudes have got energy to '''spare!''' We're talking guys who beat off '''''four times a day!'''''"

-->*gives you MacGuffin*

** And it gets even more hilarious when you realize you're listening to a black [[HeyItsThatVoice Liquid Snake]] in a yellow T-shirt and matching 'fro.
*** Of course, fangirls were more bowled over by the fact that that voice was a texan variant of [[VideoGame/TalesofSymphonia KRATOS AURION.]]
** The same chapter also gives us Travis incessantly pelvic thrusting ''for absolutely no reason''.The fact that Con's viewpoint is right about at Travis's crotch level just made it funnier.
*** Furthermore, HUSTLE.

* Susie, queen of non-sequiturs, gets her moment seconds later:

*** Of course, fangirls were more bowled over by the fact that that voice was a texan variant of [[TalesofSymphonia KRATOS AURION.]]

* For [[{{Tropers/Battosaijoe}} this troper]], finding Travis madly humping the air with a massive grin on his face in Cloudman made him die laughing. The fact that Con's viewpoint is right about at Travis's crotch level just made it funnier.

-->Well, hello. Smith (^。^)ノ. How do you like this weather =*^-^*= ? The sun's bright here, isn't it? I think towns in the south are just fab (*'-'*). Because Susie just adores sweet desserts! What? My name? Yeah, that's right, it's Susie! You gotta problem with it? Just what about my name? So what I hate it too! The name Susie just bites... "Susie the doozie". "The queen of prudies, Susie". "Susie packs an Uzi". I despise men! They're all creeps as far as I'm concerned (￣Д￣#). So I rounded up those sons of XXX, and took'em and I XXXX and then I XXXXX. Yeah you bet they were screaming for mercy when I cut of their XXXX! With the shape they're all in now, they can't even go out in public! Oh, here you are, handsome! (^-^) oO

* For [[{{Tropers/Battosaijoe}} this troper]], finding Travis madly humping the air with a massive grin on his face in Cloudman made him die laughing. The fact that Con's viewpoint is right about at Travis's crotch level just made it funnier.

* For this troper, finding Travis madly humping the air with a massive grin on his face in Cloudman made him die laughing. The fact that Con's viewpoint is right about at Travis's crotch level just made it funnier.

* For [[Battosaijoe this troper]], finding Travis madly humping the air with a massive grin on his face in Cloudman made him die laughing. The fact that Con's viewpoint is right about at Travis's crotch level just made it funnier.

* ''{{Killer7}}'' and the "CLOUDMAN" intro. "These dudes have got energy to '''spare!''' We're talking guys who beat off '''''four times a day!'''''"
** And it gets even more hilarious when you realize you're listening to a black [[HeyItsThatVoice Liquid Snake]] in a yellow T-shirt and matching 'fro.
*** Of course, fangirls were more bowled over by the fact that that voice was a texan variant of [[TalesofSymphonia KRATOS AURION.]]
** The same chapter also gives us Travis incessantly pelvic thrusting ''for absolutely no reason''.
*** Furthermore, HUSTLE.

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