Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwQgjq0mCdE I Love It]]. Not only is the song lyrics by itself pretty funny, but the video featurning both Kanye and Music/LilPump dressed in suits reminiscent of character models from ''VideoGame/{{Roblox}}'' just makes it all the more hliarious and weird.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fbyfDbi-MI Lift Yourself]]. One must hear it to believe it.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* This line in "No More Parties in LA", right at the end, tends to catch people off guard:
-->And as far as real friends, tell all my cousins I love 'em\\
Even the one that stole the laptop, you dirty motherfucker
-->And as far as real friends, tell all my cousins I love 'em\\
Even the one that stole the laptop, you dirty motherfucker
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 21 (click to see context) from:
* The ''Film/BladesOfGlory'' dialogue in "Niggas in Paris" from ''Watch the Throne''. Kanye took [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sWOXS_Aklk this clip]] and removed all references to [[BlackEyedPeas "My Humps"]], resulting in...
to:
* The ''Film/BladesOfGlory'' dialogue in "Niggas in Paris" from ''Watch the Throne''. Kanye took [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sWOXS_Aklk this clip]] and removed all references to [[BlackEyedPeas [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas "My Humps"]], resulting in...
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 6 (click to see context) from:
* Kanye himself has '''many''' ridiculous metaphors in his lyrics and [[{{Twitter}} tweets]] that also qualify for [=CMoF=] status.
to:
* Kanye himself has '''many''' ridiculous metaphors in his lyrics and [[{{Twitter}} [[Website/{{Twitter}} tweets]] that also qualify for [=CMoF=] status.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 51 (click to see context) from:
* The [[https://twitter.com/duddersj/status/767153359379894272 very strange poem]] that Kanye wrote for Frank Ocean's ''Boys Don't Cry'' magazine. What's it about? ''UsefulNotes/McDonalds''.
to:
* The [[https://twitter.com/duddersj/status/767153359379894272 very strange poem]] that Kanye wrote for Frank Ocean's ''Boys Don't Cry'' magazine. What's it about? ''UsefulNotes/McDonalds''.'''UsefulNotes/McDonalds'''.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* The [[https://twitter.com/duddersj/status/767153359379894272 very strange poem]] that Kanye wrote for Frank Ocean's ''Boys Don't Cry'' magazine. What's it about? ''UsefulNotes/McDonalds''.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 21 (click to see context) from:
* The ''BladesOfGlory'' dialogue in "Niggas in Paris" from ''Watch the Throne''. Kanye took [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sWOXS_Aklk this clip]] and removed all references to [[BlackEyedPeas "My Humps"]], resulting in...
to:
* The ''BladesOfGlory'' ''Film/BladesOfGlory'' dialogue in "Niggas in Paris" from ''Watch the Throne''. Kanye took [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sWOXS_Aklk this clip]] and removed all references to [[BlackEyedPeas "My Humps"]], resulting in...
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* This iconically awkward line from "Father Stretch My Hands, Pt. 1"
-->Now if I fuck this model\\
And she just bleached her asshole\\
And I get bleach on my T-shirt\\
[[IncrediblyLamePun Imma feel like an asshole.]]
-->Now if I fuck this model\\
And she just bleached her asshole\\
And I get bleach on my T-shirt\\
[[IncrediblyLamePun Imma feel like an asshole.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 14 (click to see context) from:
** The moment gets a hilarious callback on the season premiere of SaturdayNightLive, airing a few weeks later, in which Kanye was the musical guest. While walking out to the stage, Kanye encountered Myers, who was now a nervous wreck thanks to constant harassment from "the FBI and the IRS"
to:
** The moment gets a hilarious callback on the season premiere of SaturdayNightLive, ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', airing a few weeks later, in which Kanye was the musical guest. While walking out to the stage, Kanye encountered Myers, who was now a nervous wreck thanks to constant harassment from "the FBI and the IRS"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 44 (click to see context) from:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhsYlzpGzps His TMZ rap song.]]
to:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhsYlzpGzps His TMZ rap song.]]]]
* "Jay is Kweli's favorite rapper, 50 is Eminem's favorite rapper, and...[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ceJCE214s I'm my favorite rapper]]."
----
* "Jay is Kweli's favorite rapper, 50 is Eminem's favorite rapper, and...[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ceJCE214s I'm my favorite rapper]]."
----
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Deleted line(s) 6,11 (click to see context) :
-->''"You can give me your muthafuckin' graduation ticket right now!''
-->''You will not walk across that stage, you won’t slide across that stage!''
-->''A muthafucka can’t pull you across that stage Kanye!''
-->''Who told you see, I told you to do somethin' uplifting!''
-->''I’m tryin' to get you out here with these white people and this how you're gonna do me!''
-->''You know what, you's a '''nigga!'''"''
-->''You will not walk across that stage, you won’t slide across that stage!''
-->''A muthafucka can’t pull you across that stage Kanye!''
-->''Who told you see, I told you to do somethin' uplifting!''
-->''I’m tryin' to get you out here with these white people and this how you're gonna do me!''
-->''You know what, you's a '''nigga!'''"''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 5 (click to see context) from:
* The skits in the introduction for ''The College Dropout'' involving the [[LargeHam delightfully hammy]] [[AngryBlackMan college dean]] requesting Kanye to "sing summin fo tha kids". After Kanye proceeds to rap about drug dealing and unemployment, said dean promptly flips out and strips Kanye of his graduating tickets and robe.
to:
* The skits in the introduction for ''The College Dropout'' involving the [[LargeHam delightfully hammy]] [[AngryBlackMan college dean]] requesting Kanye to "sing summin fo tha kids". kids" at the graduation ceremony. After Kanye proceeds to rap about drug dealing and unemployment, said dean promptly flips out and strips Kanye of his graduating tickets and robe.robe right on the spot.
-->''"You can give me your muthafuckin' graduation ticket right now!''
-->''You will not walk across that stage, you won’t slide across that stage!''
-->''A muthafucka can’t pull you across that stage Kanye!''
-->''Who told you see, I told you to do somethin' uplifting!''
-->''I’m tryin' to get you out here with these white people and this how you're gonna do me!''
-->''You know what, you's a '''nigga!'''"''
-->''"You can give me your muthafuckin' graduation ticket right now!''
-->''You will not walk across that stage, you won’t slide across that stage!''
-->''A muthafucka can’t pull you across that stage Kanye!''
-->''Who told you see, I told you to do somethin' uplifting!''
-->''I’m tryin' to get you out here with these white people and this how you're gonna do me!''
-->''You know what, you's a '''nigga!'''"''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* The skits in the introduction for ''The College Dropout'' involving the [[LargeHam delightfully hammy]] [[AngryBlackMan college dean]] requesting Kanye to "sing summin fo tha kids". After Kanye proceeds to rap about drug dealing and unemployment, said dean promptly flips out and strips Kanye of his graduating tickets and robe.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 34 (click to see context) from:
Lightly scratch your Corolla--\\
to:
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 31,33 (click to see context) from:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rglm0h5yjoI His outburst to TMZ.]] Although it came off as jerkish, it was still funny.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhsYlzpGzps His TMZ rap song.]]
* From "Bound 2."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhsYlzpGzps His TMZ rap song.]]
* From "Bound 2."
to:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhsYlzpGzps His TMZ rap song.]]
*
-->Waking up on your sofa,\\
When I park my Range Rover\\
Lightly scratch your Corolla--\\
[[BadLiar Okay, I smashed your Corolla]]
** From "Bound 2."
Changed line(s) 36 (click to see context) from:
** As well as:
to:
Changed line(s) 38 (click to see context) from:
-->''Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?''
to:
-->''Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?''bitches?''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rglm0h5yjoI His outburst to TMZ.]] Although it came off as jerkish, it was still funny.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhsYlzpGzps His TMZ rap song.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rglm0h5yjoI His outburst to TMZ.]] Although it came off as jerkish, it was still funny.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhsYlzpGzps His TMZ rap song.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 7 (click to see context) from:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHzBbx5G8U When Kanye gets Series/{{Punkd}}]]
to:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHzBbx5G8U When Kanye gets Series/{{Punkd}}]]gets]] Series/{{Punkd}}
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 7 (click to see context) from:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHzBbx5G8U When Kanye gets punk'd]]
to:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHzBbx5G8U When Kanye gets punk'd]]Series/{{Punkd}}]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
** This hilariously unsubtle line: "There's a party tonight, and ooh she so excited / tell me who's invited / you, your friends, and my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 31 (click to see context) from:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhsYlzpGzps His TMZ rap song.]]
to:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhsYlzpGzps His TMZ rap song.]]]]
* From "Bound 2."
-->''Hey, you remember where we first met?''
-->''...okay, I don't remember where we first met.''
** As well as:
-->''She asked me what I wished for on my wishlist''
-->''Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?''
* From "Bound 2."
-->''Hey, you remember where we first met?''
-->''...okay, I don't remember where we first met.''
** As well as:
-->''She asked me what I wished for on my wishlist''
-->''Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 29 (click to see context) from:
-->''[[PainfulRhyme Tryna stack these millions]]''
to:
-->''[[PainfulRhyme Tryna stack these millions]]''millions]]''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rglm0h5yjoI His outburst to TMZ.]] Although it came off as jerkish, it was still funny.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhsYlzpGzps His TMZ rap song.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rglm0h5yjoI His outburst to TMZ.]] Although it came off as jerkish, it was still funny.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhsYlzpGzps His TMZ rap song.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 28,29 (click to see context) from:
-->''Not much I'm just chillin'''
-->''[[PainfulRhyme Tryna cound these millions]]''
-->''[[PainfulRhyme Tryna cound these millions]]''
to:
-->''[[PainfulRhyme Tryna
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 24 (click to see context) from:
-->''**beat comes back**''
to:
-->''**beat comes back**''back**''
* This MoodWhiplash-laden [[StylisticSuck bit]] from "I Am A God"
-->''I just talked to Jesus''
-->''He said "What up, Yeezus?"''
-->''Not much I'm just chillin'''
-->''[[PainfulRhyme Tryna cound these millions]]''
* This MoodWhiplash-laden [[StylisticSuck bit]] from "I Am A God"
-->''I just talked to Jesus''
-->''He said "What up, Yeezus?"''
-->''Not much I'm just chillin'''
-->''[[PainfulRhyme Tryna cound these millions]]''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
** The moment gets a hilarious callback on the season premiere of SaturdayNightLive, airing a few weeks later, in which Kanye was the musical guest. While walking out to the stage, Kanye encountered Myers, who was now a nervous wreck thanks to constant harassment from "the FBI and the IRS"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
-->Results may vary. Don't get your hopes up.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
-->Consult your plastic surgeon before beginning this workout.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
** How Kanye introduces his plan:
--> If you follow these instructions exactly, you might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player, man at least a dude with a car!
--> If you follow these instructions exactly, you might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player, man at least a dude with a car!
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
It\'s not funny, it\'s him being an asshole.
Changed line(s) 19,20 (click to see context) from:
-->''**beat comes back**''
* The whole "[[MemeticMutation Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you..."']] thing. If anything could be called a ''bona fide'' BigLippedAlligatorMoment, it's that.
* The whole "[[MemeticMutation Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you..."']] thing. If anything could be called a ''bona fide'' BigLippedAlligatorMoment, it's that.
to:
-->''**beat comes back**''
* The whole "[[MemeticMutation Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you..."']] thing. If anything could be called a ''bona fide'' BigLippedAlligatorMoment, it's that.back**''
* The whole "[[MemeticMutation Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you..."']] thing. If anything could be called a ''bona fide'' BigLippedAlligatorMoment, it's that.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* The "Broke Phi Broke" fraternity [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaq8BhiVwyI skits]].
-->"We have no money, we are ''sharing jeans.'' If I go outside, '''I got the only clothing on!'''"
* Also the "School Spirit" skits on ''The College Dropout''. Both sets of sketches were done by comedian and Kanye's friend [=DeRay=] Davis, best known for his days on Nick Cannon's Wild'N Out.
-->"When a lady walks up to me and says, "hey, y'know what's sexy?" I say, "No, I don't know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast!""
* Kanye himself has '''many''' ridiculous metaphors in his lyrics and [[{{Twitter}} tweets]] that also qualify for [=CMoF=] status.
* [[http://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/19836564808 I specifically ordered Persian rugs with cherub imagery!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHzBbx5G8U When Kanye gets punk'd]]
-->"The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOW96GsR7Yw Kanye drunk and talking, the results are hilarious as always.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndDdNkonRc8&feature=related be Kanye]]
* During the ''Runaway" video, Kanye is sitting at a table with some guests and his lady companion, [[ThePhoenix a phoenix]]. One of the guests turns to him and asks if he knew that his girlfriend was a bird. He calmly turns a bit and flatly says "No, I was not aware."
* His infamous post-Katrina outburst was in pretty bad taste if for nothing else than a very poor choice of venue to start soapboxing. But looking back, [[OhCrap the look on Mike Myers' face]] was ''priceless''.
* The three testimonials on ''The College Dropout's'' "The New Workout Plan."
* The ''BladesOfGlory'' dialogue in "Niggas in Paris" from ''Watch the Throne''. Kanye took [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sWOXS_Aklk this clip]] and removed all references to [[BlackEyedPeas "My Humps"]], resulting in...
-->'''Kanye''': ... Got my [[TitleDrop niggas in Paris]], and they goin' gorillas!
--> ''**beat drops out**''
-->'''Jon Heder''': - I don't even know what that means!
-->'''Will Ferrell''': ''No one'' knows what it means, but it's ''provocative!'' Gets the people ''going!''
-->''**beat comes back**''
* The whole "[[MemeticMutation Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you..."']] thing. If anything could be called a ''bona fide'' BigLippedAlligatorMoment, it's that.
-->"We have no money, we are ''sharing jeans.'' If I go outside, '''I got the only clothing on!'''"
* Also the "School Spirit" skits on ''The College Dropout''. Both sets of sketches were done by comedian and Kanye's friend [=DeRay=] Davis, best known for his days on Nick Cannon's Wild'N Out.
-->"When a lady walks up to me and says, "hey, y'know what's sexy?" I say, "No, I don't know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast!""
* Kanye himself has '''many''' ridiculous metaphors in his lyrics and [[{{Twitter}} tweets]] that also qualify for [=CMoF=] status.
* [[http://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/19836564808 I specifically ordered Persian rugs with cherub imagery!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHzBbx5G8U When Kanye gets punk'd]]
-->"The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOW96GsR7Yw Kanye drunk and talking, the results are hilarious as always.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndDdNkonRc8&feature=related be Kanye]]
* During the ''Runaway" video, Kanye is sitting at a table with some guests and his lady companion, [[ThePhoenix a phoenix]]. One of the guests turns to him and asks if he knew that his girlfriend was a bird. He calmly turns a bit and flatly says "No, I was not aware."
* His infamous post-Katrina outburst was in pretty bad taste if for nothing else than a very poor choice of venue to start soapboxing. But looking back, [[OhCrap the look on Mike Myers' face]] was ''priceless''.
* The three testimonials on ''The College Dropout's'' "The New Workout Plan."
* The ''BladesOfGlory'' dialogue in "Niggas in Paris" from ''Watch the Throne''. Kanye took [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sWOXS_Aklk this clip]] and removed all references to [[BlackEyedPeas "My Humps"]], resulting in...
-->'''Kanye''': ... Got my [[TitleDrop niggas in Paris]], and they goin' gorillas!
--> ''**beat drops out**''
-->'''Jon Heder''': - I don't even know what that means!
-->'''Will Ferrell''': ''No one'' knows what it means, but it's ''provocative!'' Gets the people ''going!''
-->''**beat comes back**''
* The whole "[[MemeticMutation Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you..."']] thing. If anything could be called a ''bona fide'' BigLippedAlligatorMoment, it's that.
