History Funny / Kaeloo

'''Mr. Cat:''' Unzio, we're playing prison-ball. Deuzio, all jailbirds play basketball. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Troizio, I once knew a guy who could swallow twelve miles of sausage without swallowing.]]

* Kaeloo and Stumpy find out that the only way to get to Heaven by playing hopscotch is to suffer, so Mr. Cat offers to set up a very dangerous hopscotch game that will torment them. Methods of torture include being shot with arrows, being eaten by lions and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers eating the European Constitution]].

* "You need blood, suffering, pathos... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers plus a blonde.]]"

--> '''Stumpy (singing):''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Tapas! Paëlla! Real Madrid, Ibiza! Movida! Conchita, corrida!]]

* Mr. Cat, Quack Quack and Stumpy come across {{Wanted Poster}}s with their names on them with the [[PriceOnTheirHead rewards]]: 5000 dollars for Mr. Cat, 6500 dollars for Quack Quack, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers 0.33 dollars (33 cents) for Stumpy.]]

* Stumpy fighting various objects. First is the video game console, which he stamps on because he lost the game. Then is his laptop, which he wrestles with. Third is his TV, which he whacks [[GolfClubbing with a golf club]] and then a 100 ton mallet. Fourth is the fridge... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers which he uses as a sled.]] This leads to the episode's plot: a bunch of inanimate objects are suing Stumpy for mistreatment.

* Mr. Cat's attempts to hurt Quack Quack, and [[InsaneTrollLogic his justifications for doing so]], almost always fall into this category.

* The gang find a spaceship that can take them into space and save them from the destruction of the planet, but it doesn't work. Kaeloo decides to make a HeroicSacrifice by HulkingOut and using her SuperStrength to throw the ship into the sky. Stumpy says he wishes he could trade places with her, and inexplicably, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor he finds himself standing on the ground]] while she thanks him from the spaceship. [[IronButtMonkey He somehow survives this]], albeit being [[AshFace horribly burned]], and tells the others [[CatchPhrase he hates their guts.]]

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* After Stumpy lets out a SneezeOfDoom:

* Kaeloo giving {{Forceful Kisses}} to Mr. Cat at the end of the episode, and then asking him if she can do it again.

* At the end of the episode, Stumpy sees [[SwappedRoles Kaeloo eating yogurt, Quack Quack smoking while reading a newspaper, and Mr. Cat playing video games.]] He freaks out and runs away, and the others laugh. Then, [[TheUnunitelligible Quack Quack]] speaks in English words instead of quacks, scaring Kaeloo and Mr. Cat.

* At the end of the episode, it's revealed that if Mr. Cat hadn't tricked Quack Quack into throwing the thing into space, the [[PerpetualPoverty main four]] could have won a million dollars. Cue NervousLaughter from Mr. Cat, who is presumably receiving {{Death Glare}}s from the others.

* The ending of the episode; Olaf's igloo melts because he and the main four were a ''little'' too late with their efforts to save it; they're about to go live and the place is flooded. When the show is broadcast, we can only hear Kaeloo's voice through the water, rendering it unintelligible. [[TheScrappy Pretty]], who is in charge of the TV show, nervously tries to pretend that nothing is wrong, but eventually gives up and asks to cut the feed.

* Thanks to Bad Kaeloo beating on him, [[BalefulPolymorph Mr. Cat has been turned into a book.]] Kaeloo tries to read the "book", and it's implied she sees his goods at the end, [[CovertPervert and likes what she sees.]]

* Stumpy using [[BlandNameProduct Fakebook]], a parody of Website/{{Facebook}}, to find himself a girlfriend. Each time he meets a girl is absolutely hilarious, but the last one takes the cake: she asks him for his credit card number, and he realizes it's a scam. [[WhatAnIdiot Even though he knows it's a scam, he gives her the number anyway.]]

* When Stumpy is [[JugglingDangerously juggling chainsaws]], his mother, who is watching this on TV, decides to call him on the phone to check if he's safe. [[WhatAnIdiot Stumpy picks up the phone while the chainsaws are still in the air]], and the chainsaws land on the ground and start heading towards Stumpy.

* When Kaeloo, Stumpy, Quack Quack and Pretty find the McGuffin, Stumpy quickly replaces it with an acorn to avoid triggering any traps. This works, but [[WhatAnIdiot he eats the acorn]] and the traps are triggered.

* The gang's self-made sitcom features CannedLaughter. At one point, Stumpy just walks in through a door (and does ''nothing else''), and the laugh track starts playing.

* Kaeloo wears fully black contact lenses to give an illusion of BlackEyesOfCrazy. As a result, [[RealityEnsues she can't see a thing.]]

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* The episode's plot: Pretty tries to make Mr. Cat fall in love with her, but things get messed up and he ends up falling in love with a soda can.
* Kaeloo starts crying because Mr. Cat won't hurt Quack Quack and now she can't yell at him not to, so now she feels "useless". Stumpy, however, knows the ''real'' reason [[ClingyJealousGirl Kaeloo]] is upset:
-->'''Stumpy:''' ''(dancing around and singing while making kissy noises)'' Kaeloo likes Mr. Cat! Kaeloo likes Mr. Cat!

-->'''Mr. Cat:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar He's always the one to question the strippers.]]

-->'''Mr. Cat''': [[MakesSenseInContext Cute little sheepy-weepies?!]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING CANDYWEED?!]]

-->'''Mr. Cat:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar That's my little girl, running around in just her underwear. Man, they grow up so fast.]]

* Mr. Cat decides to "exercise his [[MaritalRapeLicense marital rights]]" after Stumpy and Quack Quack leave by [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar lying on top of Kaeloo, suggestively rubbing his crotch against hers, and turning out the lights.]] She transforms, but he tells her [[YoureCuteWhenYoureAngry she's even cuter that way.]] At this point, Kaeloo is visibly disturbed and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere decides to leave.]]

'''Stumpy:''' (''embarrassed'') [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I wouldn't go that far. Don't get too excited.]]

* Stumpy contemplates [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar selling his sister]] to get 5000 dollars.

-->'''Mr. Cat:''' I explode his face and all, 'cause he keeps [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar breaking my ba-]]

* Kaeloo tries to play a game of Hot-Cold with Quack Quack. Everywhere she goes, Quack Quack says she's "hot". She wonders why until Mr. Cat shows up and pulls it out of the place he hid it: [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar her buttcrack.]]

* Stumpy decides to [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar take steroids]] to cheat. The instructions on the back of the bottle say that he should eat 2-3 capsules a day for 43 years, but he ignores them and eats the entire bottle at once. This results in him looking like an inflatable toy.

* When Bad Kaeloo finds out that [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Mr. Cat took a bunch of pictures of her butt and put them on a calendar]], she gets so mad that she ''beats him up with a firetruck''.

* Since Stumpy and Quack Quack have been arrested, Mr. Cat and Kaeloo have the house to themselves. Mr. Cat offers Kaeloo a romantic dinner and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar implies that he wants to have sex with her]] using {{Unusual Euphemism}}s which are based on money. Kaeloo, being incredibly innocent, believes that he's trying to bribe her and beats him up.

* Stumpy sings a song about how he wants to be a cat. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Once it becaomes clear he's about to reference autofellatio]], Quack Quack [[CurseCutShort cuts him off]] by dropping a bathtub on his head.

* [[TerribleIntervieweesMontage The job interview.]] For the first question, which asks why they should be hired, Stumpy just says "I'm the funniest" over and over again while letting stuff fall on his head, Quack Quack uses math equations and yogurt to explain, Kaeloo points out that she tries to reduce the amount of GettingCrapPastTheradar on the show, and Mr. Cat uses a mixture of bribery, BlatantLies and random words. Then, the second question: "Do you think patience is necessary to kill time?" Stumpy misunderstands and thinks he is being interrogated for "killing" time, Kaeloo doesn't know how to answer, and Mr. Cat agrees... [[ICallItVera because he named his bazooka "Patience"]].

* The beginning of Volume 1 shows us a scene where Bad Kaeloo beats up Mr. Cat and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar he starts moaning in pleasure and screaming at her to scratch his back.]] The look on his face is priceless.

* Stumpy gets one wish from a magic lamp. What does he use it for? [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Turning into a pretty girl.]]

--> '''Stumpy (singing):''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Tapas, parilla, grilla madre de pizza, en vida, comme cheetah gorilla!]]