History Funny / Justified

'''Raylan''': Then he should be easy to find.\\

--> '''Raylan''': "Is that it, Rolly, are you trying to tell me you're gay?!"\\

--> '''Raylan''': "Is that it, Rolly, are you trying to tell me you're gay?!"

** Raylan and Tim, {{Badass}}es to end all {{Badass}}es, scurrying for the top of their cars when the dog comes at them.

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* [[spoiler: During the shootout in 1x13, "Bulletville":]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Raylan''': I'm Raylan Givens!\\

'''Boyd''': A little.]]

* 2x06, "Blaze of Glory," provides us a fantastic chase scene, in which [[spoiler:Art--with his bad knee--is chasing after the villain of the week, who happens to be an old man dying of emphysema, both of them struggling to move at more than a snail's pace in trying to get to an airplane. The topper to this is that the villain took himself off his oxygen, and Art's chasing him with the tank in tow so that the guy doesn't die.]]

--> Raylan: [[spoiler: Down there we know the difference between dynamite and road flares]]

* Boyd's response to being interrupted in his attempt to kill Ava: "Goddammit Raylan, your timing SUCKS!"

* After Raylan goes rogue, he is arrested by a no-nonsense highway patrol officer who refuses to cut Raylan any slack just because Raylan is a US Marshal. When Raylan tries to talk himself out of the situation, the officer tells him to shut up or Raylan will spend the rest of the trip to the station in the trunk. This is the same threat Raylan likes to use to unruly prisoners and he said it to Dewey in season one. Raylan is dumbfounded as he realizes the irony of being on the receiving end of his usual schtick.

* Constable Bob proceeding with the kindest and the most polite [[spoiler: arrest of a federal fugitive]] in the history of police work.

* Vasquez throwing a pathetic tantrum in Lexington after he discovers [[spoiler: the bulletin about looking for Raylan.]] How pathetic? Even [[ButtMonkey Nelson Dunlop]] deadpans him.

* Art cheerfully greeting the incarcerated Earl with, "Hey, dumbshit!"

* [[spoiler: Tim being a little shit and asking Raylan if he can get a cut of the ten million Raylan is suspected of helping Ava steal from Boyd.]]

* Tim being a little shit and asking Raylan if he can get a cut of the ten million Raylan is suspected of helping Ava steal from Boyd.

* Wynn on his 911 emergency: "I'm not sure where to start."

* Raylan and Art finding Wynn in a tanning bed. "That's pretty high on the list of things I wish I hadn't seen."

* Raylan and Art finding Wynn in a tanning bed. "That's pretty high on the list of things I wish I hadn't seen.

* Tim's obsession with finding out how the Givens front lawn got burned.

-->'''Tim''': Well, do me a favor and say it again slow so I can write it down.

* The cops who find [[spoiler: Calhoun's body in the woods ask Raylan why his card was in the guy's wallet, seeming to imply that Raylan might have something to do with his death, and Raylan stares blankly at them before declaring, "Because he was my realtor." The dumbfounded looks on their faces are priceless.]]

-->'''Choo-Choo:''' You want him slapped like a little girl, you do it. Alright? You ask me, he gets Amtrak'd.

* Dickie's outrage upon learning he sold the Bennett land to [[spoiler:Loretta]].
* Tim's admission of how he would like to die one day: "I want Sigourney Weaver to choke me out with her thighs."

* Wynn finds that Katherine's grandchildren are visiting, and briefly looks ''terrified'' at having to deal with kids.
* Tim offering a fist-bump to the former guard after taking Wynn Duffy's cattle-prod "like a man." The funnier part is that he wasn't even being sarcastic this time.

* Wynn finds that Katherine's grandchildren are visiting, and briefly looks ''terrified'' at having to deal with kids.

* Mikey's attempt to play "aplex" in Scrabble, then using it twice in completely different ways.

* Tim's admission of how he would like to die one day: "I want Sigourney Weaver to choke me out with her thighs."

* Dickie's outrage upon learning he sold the Bennett land to [[spoiler:Loretta]].

* One ill-timed cellphone call during "The Trash and The Snake" leads to [[spoiler:The Wiz getting blown to bloody bits, which splatter on a rather unfazed Boyd and Duffy.]]

** When an angry Boyd drops by, [[GenreSavvy Duffy advises his henchman to take his cigarettes]]. Recalling the fate of [[spoiler:Picker.]]

-->'''Raylan:''' I ain't gonna grab it. I'm just gonna shoot it off. You understand me, Earl? I'm gonna shoot your dick off.

** Choo-Choo, the mentally impaired muscle man, is a stitch in practically every scene.