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* Su-Chin standing outside the abortion clinic chanting over and over "All babies deserve to be born-ed!".
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* Almost any time Bleeker says his catchphrase, "wizard".

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* Almost any time Bleeker says his catchphrase, "wizard"."wizard".
* The DVD Commentary points out one that a lot of people actually miss. When Juno and Leah see Vanessa in the mall, they duck down and hide...behind a clear pane of glass.

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* When Juno goes running out of the abortion clinic, there's this little gem from Su-Chin:
--> '''Su-Chin:''' ''(sees Juno running away)'' God appreciate s your miracle!

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* When Juno goes running ''running'' out of the abortion clinic, there's this little gem from Su-Chin:
--> '''Su-Chin:''' ''(sees Juno running away)'' God appreciate s appreciates your miracle!



* The part where Juno talks about Paulie Bleaker's [[ModestOrgasm expression]] when they had sex.

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* The part where Juno talks about Paulie Bleaker's [[ModestOrgasm expression]] when they had sex.sex.
* Almost any time Bleeker says his catchphrase, "wizard".

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--> '''Store Clerk:''' ''(first time Juno buys a pregnancy test)'' That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, Homeskillet.
--> '''Store Clerk:''' ''(second time Juno returns to buy another pregnancy test)'' Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked you up twice.
--> '''Store Clerk:''' ''(when Juno returns the third time for another pregnancy test)'' Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.

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--> '''Store Clerk:''' ''(first time ''(when Juno buys sees a plus-sign on the third pregnancy test)'' That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, Homeskillet.
--> '''Store Clerk:''' ''(second ''(third time Juno returns to buy another pregnancy test)'' Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked you up twice.
--> '''Store Clerk:''' ''(when Juno returns the third time for another pregnancy test)'' Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.
twice.



* When Juno goes running out of the abortion clinic, there's this little gem from Su-Chin:
--> '''Su-Chin:''' ''(sees Juno running away)'' God appreciate s your miracle!



* The part where Juno talks about Paulie Bleaker's expression when they had sex.

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* The part where Juno talks about Paulie Bleaker's expression [[ModestOrgasm expression]] when they had sex.

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* When Juno tells Mac and Brenda that she's pregnant, they want to know who the father is. When Juno tells them:
-->'''Mac:''' [''amused''] Paulie Bleeker? I didn't know he had it in him.

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* When Juno tells Mac and Brenda that she's pregnant, they want to know who the father is. When Juno tells them:
them it was Paulie Bleeker...
-->'''Mac:''' [''amused''] Paulie Bleeker? [''amused''] ...I didn't know think he had it in him.



** There's also Juno's awkward defense about how Paulie is "Great...[[TooMuchInformation in chair]]."



-->'''Mac:''' Next time I see Paulie Bleeker, I'm gonna punch him in the wiener.
-->'''Brenda:''' Honey. You ''know'' it wasn't ''his'' idea.

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-->'''Mac:''' Next time I see Paulie Bleeker, that Bleeker kid, [[GroinAttack I'm gonna punch him in the wiener.
wiener]].
-->'''Brenda:''' Honey. Mac, c'mon. You ''know'' it wasn't ''his'' idea.idea.
-->''(Mac grimaces and shrugs as if to say "Touche")''
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--> '''Juno:''' I dunno, I drank, like, ten tonnes of Sunny D! Anyway, I'm telling you that I'm pregnant, and you're acting shockingly cavalier.

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--> '''Juno:''' I dunno, I drank, like, ten tonnes tons of Sunny D! Anyway, I'm telling you that I'm pregnant, and you're acting shockingly cavalier.
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--> '''Store Clerk:''' ''(first time Juno buys a pregnancy test)'' That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet.

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--> '''Store Clerk:''' ''(first time Juno buys a pregnancy test)'' That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet.Homeskillet.
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* When Juno goes to the mini-mart to get a pregnancy test (three to be exact) and the store clerk gives her a sarcastic brutally honest answer:
--> '''Store Clerk:''' ''(first time Juno buys a pregnancy test)'' That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet.
--> '''Store Clerk:''' ''(second time Juno returns to buy another pregnancy test)'' Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked you up twice.
--> '''Store Clerk:''' ''(when Juno returns the third time for another pregnancy test)'' Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.
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-->'''Mac:''' [''amused''] Paulie Bleeker? I didn't know he has it in him.

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-->'''Mac:''' [''amused''] Paulie Bleeker? I didn't know he has had it in him.

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* After Brenda and Mac find out Paulie got Juno pregnant.

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* After When Juno tells Mac and Brenda and Mac find out that she's pregnant, they want to know who the father is. When Juno tells them:
-->'''Mac:''' [''amused'']
Paulie got Juno pregnant.Bleeker? I didn't know he has it in him.
-->'''Leah:''' [''laughing''] I know, right?!
* And then:
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-->'''Juno:''' Well, it's good seeing you, Su-chin.

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-->'''Juno:''' Well, it's good seeing you, Su-chin.Su-chin.
* "THUNDERCATS ARE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
* The part where Juno talks about Paulie Bleaker's expression when they had sex.
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* Much of the movie.
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-->'''Juno:''' That's a wise choice. 'Cause I knew this girl, she had this, like, crazy freak out, 'cause she took too many behavioral meds at once and she just, like, ripped off her clothes and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall, and as like, "Blah! I am kraken from the sea!!"

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-->'''Juno:''' That's a wise choice. 'Cause I knew this girl, she had this, like, crazy freak out, 'cause she took too many behavioral meds at once and she just, like, ripped off her clothes and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall, and as was like, "Blah! I am kraken from the sea!!"
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-->'''Brenda:''' Doctors are sadists who like to play god and watch lesser people suffer.

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-->'''Brenda:''' Doctors are sadists who like to play god and watch lesser people suffer.suffer.
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-->'''Juno:''' That's a wise choice. 'Cause I knew this girl, she had this, like, crazy freak out, 'cause she took too many behavioral meds at once and she just, like, ripped off her clothes and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall, and as like, "Blah! I am kraken from the sea!!"
-->'''Su-chin:''' I heard that was you.
-->'''Juno:''' Well, it's good seeing you, Su-chin.
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-->'''Brenda:''' Honey. You ''know'' it wasn't ''his'' idea.

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-->'''Brenda:''' Honey. You ''know'' it wasn't ''his'' idea.idea.
* Trying to reassure Juno in the delivery room:
-->'''Brenda:''' Doctors are sadists who like to play god and watch lesser people suffer.
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--> '''Juno:''' I dunno, I drank, like, ten tonnes of Sunny D! Anyway, I'm telling you that I'm pregnant, and you're acting shockingly cavalier.

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--> '''Juno:''' I dunno, I drank, like, ten tonnes of Sunny D! Anyway, I'm telling you that I'm pregnant, and you're acting shockingly cavalier.cavalier.

* After Brenda and Mac find out Paulie got Juno pregnant.
-->'''Mac:''' Next time I see Paulie Bleeker, I'm gonna punch him in the wiener.
-->'''Brenda:''' Honey. You ''know'' it wasn't ''his'' idea.

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