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* Antony's speech at Caesar's funeral is full of cunning yet florid insults, specially every time he says "[[SarcasmMode And Brutus is a honorable man]]".

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* Antony's speech at Caesar's funeral is full of cunning yet florid insults, specially every time he says "[[SarcasmMode And Brutus is a honorable man]]".man]]".
* The 2018 National Theater production is set in the modern day, and opens with a rock band performing, before Flavius comes in and breaks it up. This leads to a previously unmemorable bit of dialogue becoming ''hilarious''.
-->'''Flavius:''' ''(to a musician)'' You, sir, what trade are you?!\\
''({{Beat}} as the musician takes a very long look at his guitar, which he was just playing.)''\\
'''Guitarist:''' ...A ''[[SarcasmMode carpenter]]''.
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* Antony's speech at Caeser's funeral is full of cunning yet florid insults, specially every time he says "[[SarcasmMode And Brutus is a honorable man]]".

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* Antony's speech at Caeser's Caesar's funeral is full of cunning yet florid insults, specially every time he says "[[SarcasmMode And Brutus is a honorable man]]".
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* In a very sadistic and dark way, Antony's speech at Caeser's funeral, and pretty much every time he says "[[SarcasmMode And Brutus is a honorable man]]" cracked me up.

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* In a very sadistic and dark way, Antony's speech at Caeser's funeral, and pretty much funeral is full of cunning yet florid insults, specially every time he says "[[SarcasmMode And Brutus is a honorable man]]" cracked me up.man]]".
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* In a very sadistic and dark way, Antony's speech at Caeser's funeral, and pretty much every time he says "[[DeadpanSnarker And Brutus is a honorable man]]" cracked me up.

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* In a very sadistic and dark way, Antony's speech at Caeser's funeral, and pretty much every time he says "[[DeadpanSnarker "[[SarcasmMode And Brutus is a honorable man]]" cracked me up.
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* In a very sadistic and dark way, Antony's speech at Caeser's funeral, and pretty much every time he says "[[DeadpanSnarker And Brutus is a honorable man" cracked me up.

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* In a very sadistic and dark way, Antony's speech at Caeser's funeral, and pretty much every time he says "[[DeadpanSnarker And Brutus is a honorable man" man]]" cracked me up.
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* Act IV, Scene I: When Lepidus, a "slight, unmeritable" member of the Triumvirate according to Antony, leaves on an errand, Antony tells Octavius that it's probably best to have him be the errand-running workhorse of the three, to be "either led or driven, as we point the way." Octavius says that Antony may do as he wishes, "but he's a tried and valiant soldier." "So is my ''horse,'' Octavius," Antony retorts.

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* Act IV, Scene I: When Lepidus, a "slight, unmeritable" member of the Triumvirate according to Antony, leaves on an errand, Antony tells Octavius that it's probably best to have him be the errand-running workhorse of the three, to be "either led or driven, as we point the way." Octavius says that Antony may do as he wishes, "but he's a tried and valiant soldier." "So is my ''horse,'' Octavius," Antony retorts.retorts.
* In a very sadistic and dark way, Antony's speech at Caeser's funeral, and pretty much every time he says "[[DeadpanSnarker And Brutus is a honorable man" cracked me up.

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* Act IV, Scene I: When Lepidus, a "slight, unmeritable" member of the Triumvirate according to Antony, leaves on an errand, Antony tells Octavius that it's probably best to have him be the errand-running workhorse of the three, to be "either led or driven, as we point the way." Octavius says that Antony may do as he wishes, "but he's a tried and valiant soldier." "So is my ''horse,'' Octavius," Antony retorts.
* Act I, Scene II:
-->'''Casca:''' Marry, before he [Caesar] fell down, when he perceived the common herd was glad he refused the crown, he plucked me ope his doublet and offered them his throat to cut. An I had been a man of any occupation, if I would not have taken him at a word, I would I might go to hell among the rogues. And so he fell. When he came to himself again, he said, If he had done or said any thing amiss, he desired their worships to think it was his infirmity. Three or four wenches, where I stood, cried 'Alas, good soul!' and forgave him with all their hearts: but there's no heed to be taken of them; if Caesar had stabbed their mothers, they would have done no less.



-->'''Rioters:''' Tear him for his bad verses! Tear him for his bad verses!

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-->'''Rioters:''' Tear him for his bad verses! Tear him for his bad verses!verses!
* Act IV, Scene I: When Lepidus, a "slight, unmeritable" member of the Triumvirate according to Antony, leaves on an errand, Antony tells Octavius that it's probably best to have him be the errand-running workhorse of the three, to be "either led or driven, as we point the way." Octavius says that Antony may do as he wishes, "but he's a tried and valiant soldier." "So is my ''horse,'' Octavius," Antony retorts.
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-->'''Casca:''' Marry, before he [Caesar] fell down, when he perceived the common herd was glad he refused the crown, he plucked me ope his doublet and offered them his throat to cut. An I had been a man of any occupation, if I would not have taken him at a word, I would I might go to hell among the rogues. And so he fell. When he came to himself again, he said, If he had done or said any thing amiss, he desired their worships to think it was his infirmity. Three or four wenches, where I stood, cried 'Alas, good soul!' and forgave him with all their hearts: but there's no heed to be taken of them; if Caesar had stabbed their mothers, they would have done no less.

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-->'''Casca:''' Marry, before he [Caesar] fell down, when he perceived the common herd was glad he refused the crown, he plucked me ope his doublet and offered them his throat to cut. An I had been a man of any occupation, if I would not have taken him at a word, I would I might go to hell among the rogues. And so he fell. When he came to himself again, he said, If he had done or said any thing amiss, he desired their worships to think it was his infirmity. Three or four wenches, where I stood, cried 'Alas, good soul!' and forgave him with all their hearts: but there's no heed to be taken of them; if Caesar had stabbed their mothers, they would have done no less.less.
* Following Marc Antony turning Rome against the conspirators, a crowd falls upon Cinna the poet, who has the bad luck of sharing a name with one of the conspirators. When he identifies himself, they shout for his death.
-->'''Cinnna:''' I am Cinna the poet! I am Cinna the poet!
-->'''Rioters:''' Tear him for his bad verses! Tear him for his bad verses!
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-->'''Casca:''' Marry, before he fell down, when he perceived the common herd was glad he refused the crown, he plucked me ope his doublet and offered them his throat to cut. An I had been a man of any occupation, if I would not have taken him at a word, I would I might go to hell among the rogues. And so she fell. When he came to himself again, he said, If he had done or said any thing amiss, he desired their worships to think it was his infirmity. Three or four wenches, where I stood, cried 'Alas, good soul!' and forgave him with all their hearts: but there's no heed to be taken of them; if Caesar had stabbed their mothers, they would have done no less.

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-->'''Casca:''' Marry, before he [Caesar] fell down, when he perceived the common herd was glad he refused the crown, he plucked me ope his doublet and offered them his throat to cut. An I had been a man of any occupation, if I would not have taken him at a word, I would I might go to hell among the rogues. And so she he fell. When he came to himself again, he said, If he had done or said any thing amiss, he desired their worships to think it was his infirmity. Three or four wenches, where I stood, cried 'Alas, good soul!' and forgave him with all their hearts: but there's no heed to be taken of them; if Caesar had stabbed their mothers, they would have done no less.
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* Act IV, Scene I: When Lepidus, a "slight, unmeritable" member of the Triumvirate according to Antony, leaves on an errand, Antony tells Octavius that it's probably best to have him be the errand-running workhorse of the three, to be "either led or driven, as we point the way." Octavius says that Antony may do as he wishes, "but he's a tried and valiant soldier." "So is my ''horse,'' Octavius," Antony retorts.

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* Act IV, Scene I: When Lepidus, a "slight, unmeritable" member of the Triumvirate according to Antony, leaves on an errand, Antony tells Octavius that it's probably best to have him be the errand-running workhorse of the three, to be "either led or driven, as we point the way." Octavius says that Antony may do as he wishes, "but he's a tried and valiant soldier." "So is my ''horse,'' Octavius," Antony retorts.retorts.
* Act I, Scene II:
-->'''Casca:''' Marry, before he fell down, when he perceived the common herd was glad he refused the crown, he plucked me ope his doublet and offered them his throat to cut. An I had been a man of any occupation, if I would not have taken him at a word, I would I might go to hell among the rogues. And so she fell. When he came to himself again, he said, If he had done or said any thing amiss, he desired their worships to think it was his infirmity. Three or four wenches, where I stood, cried 'Alas, good soul!' and forgave him with all their hearts: but there's no heed to be taken of them; if Caesar had stabbed their mothers, they would have done no less.
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* Act IV, Scene I: When Lepidus, a "slight, unmeritable" member of the Triumvirate according to Antony, leaves on an errand, Antony tells Octavius that it's probably best to have him be the errand-running workhorse of the three, to be "either led or driven, as we point the way." Octavius says that Antony may do as he wishes, "but he's a tried and valiant soldier." "So is my ''horse,'' Octavius."

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* Act IV, Scene I: When Lepidus, a "slight, unmeritable" member of the Triumvirate according to Antony, leaves on an errand, Antony tells Octavius that it's probably best to have him be the errand-running workhorse of the three, to be "either led or driven, as we point the way." Octavius says that Antony may do as he wishes, "but he's a tried and valiant soldier." " "So is my ''horse,'' Octavius."Octavius," Antony retorts.

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