History Funny / JonTronSeasonOne

-->'''Jon''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Good one]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bubsy!]] Hey, wanna be a cast member on [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Sat-purr-day Night Live]]? [[SuddenlyShouting I know you'll make the]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting MEOWST]]''''' [[SuddenlyShouting OF IT!]] ''(Cut to black, suddenly distant)'' '''I'm leavin' ya, Bubsy!'''

---> '''Jon:''' [[LampshadeHanging GAAAAAAME THEORY]] [[SmashCut TIIIIMMME-]]

* "It's a cat an' ya put him in a shirt an' bam! Is' Bubsy! (Cut to black) I QUIT!"

-->'''Jon''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Good one]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bubsy!]] Hey, wanna be a cast member on [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Sat-purr-day Night Live]]? [[SuddenlyShouting I know you'll make the]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting MEOWST]]''''' [[SuddenlyShouting OF IT!]] ''[Suddenly distant]'' '''[[AC:I'm leaving ya, Bubsy!]]'''

-->'''Jon''': Jumping. In a car. Killed me. No, it's, I don't really, [[NonSequitur THAT'S THE WAY WE WASH OUR HANDS!]] (throws controller on the floor) '''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!!]]'''

* "They put FALLING DAMAGE in their motherfucking 2D platform game?" (Cut to a newspaper with the headline "[=JonTron=] Quits" while Eric Prydz's "Call On Me" plays in the background.)

-->'''Jon''': [Upon realizing that he's back in his room and Jacques is ticked off] Whoa, whoa, oh no! I-I was reviewing the game the whole time, look! ''[Laughs nervously while putting the cover of ''VideoGame/ThreeDDotGameHeroes'' in his SNES, Jacques just looks with flaming eyes and a red-tinted background]'' [[LampshadeHanging Jon, that doesn't go in there]], you silly ''bitch''! ''[Laughs nervously again]''

* "Ah, my favorite publisher: Absolute'''ly''' Copied Creator/{{Sierra}}'s Logo!"

-->'''Jon''': Fool me once -- I'm mad. Fool me twice -- How could you? Fool me three times -- You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go into the bar and he's like, ''[pompous {{Jerkass}} voice]'' "This suit is a -- officially -- it's a Giorgio Armani. Actually, m'dad knows him!" ''[normal voice]'' '''FUCK YOU!''' ''[spontaneously bursts into song and gains the mannerisms of a SassyBlackWoman]'' ♪ '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!]]''''' ♪ ''[[[{{Corpsing}} cracks a small grin]]]'' [[note]]Years later, Jon doesn't even recall if he scripted that line or not. It was in between. He scripted it, never to break out into song like he did, using this as a reference to how a lot of the fan favorite [=JonTron=] lines are improvised.[[/note]]

* "It's really hard to care for a bunch of badly written characters that seem to be nothing more than an excuse to see more dinosaurs go [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop PINGAS]]"

-->'''Jon''': ''[Pretending to be a stoned Sonic Team member after snorting a line of cocaine]'' Welcome to Sonic Team! We make games, I think!
-->'''Manager''': ...What the FUCK is a "Sonic"!?

-->'''Jon:''' Let's see where this path goes.

* At one point, Jon mentions that he's been reviewing a lot of stuff with dinosaurs lately, and didn't notice until his viewers pointed it out. He started reviewing the ''Home Improvement'' game because he wanted to see what to expect from a ''Home Improvement'' game. He ended up getting yet another game with dinosaurs.* This bit.

* At one point, Jon mentions that he's been reviewing a lot of stuff with dinosaurs lately, and didn't notice until his viewers pointed it out. He started reviewing the ''Home Improvement'' game because he wanted to see what to expect from a ''Home Improvement'' game. He ended up getting yet another game with dinosaurs.

* "This game was published by TDK, which is short for "'''''t'''''hey '''''d'''''on't '''''k'''''are about their reputation". Little known fact."[[note]]It actually stands for the company's original Japanese name, "'''''T'''''okyo '''''D'''''enki '''''K'''''agaku Kogyo".

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-->'''Jon''': [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?]] I mean, the 90s... 'cause this game was made in the 90s...so I can't use that joke.

* Jon holds up the game's case, which is clearly FFX's case with a JPG over it. And then Jon throws the "game disc" into his "[=PS3=]". Not only is it even more obviously fake, but it's the ''second'' disc for the 360 version.

* As a counteract to being arrested for [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil rape]], Malkovich states that new technology can allow you to vent your emotions "without doing time in the clank". (''wink accompanied by eerie bell'')

* Describing the boss's harpoon weapon as its "penis of doom".

-->'''Jon''': [[RacingGame Cars...?]] [[GenreShift Cars?!]] '''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation CAAAAAAARS!!!!!]]''' *off-key* ♪ [[Music/WhitneyHouston AND IIIIIIIII]]�'''[[PrecisionFStrike HOLY SHIT!]]'''�[[Film/TheBodyguard WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU]]�'''[[TheyChangedItNowItSucks I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME, GODDAMMIT,]]''' '''''[[TheyChangedItNowItSucks HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!]]''''' ♪

--> '''Jon''': "[[TemptingFate Okay, we are forty minutes into this movie and I haven't seen any GODDAMN birds�]]"

* At the start of the video when Jacques calls Jon, we see that Jon's ringtone is, of all songs, "Hit Em Up" by Music/{{Tupac|Shakur}}.
** Even more funny since all we hear of the song is the line "You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife".

* "They put FALLING DAMAGE in their motherfucking 2D platform game?" (Cut to a newspaper with the headline "[=JonTron=] Quits" while Eric Prydz' "Call On Me" plays in the background.)

* Jon's response to Cedric referring to his "leftover fairy dust".

* At the end, [[SuddenMusicalEnding he bursts into a cover of "Firework".]]

* Jon reading a HurricaneOfPuns about "grate/great", not even managing to finish the sentence before becoming ''[[VomitDiscretionShot physically sickened]]'' by the assault.

* His inability to pronounce Sutekh's name, so he called him "HUEGH" or "HEUGH" or, the second time he does it, "KREGH". That second time seems to also gain a little bit memetic status due to how hilarious he delivered it:

* "It's Ace, our titular hero, Kimberly, the stereotypical damsel in distress, and Borf, the blue dude... he�s fuckin' blue, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext here's a list of tax receipts]]."

-->'''Jon''': No, I--! What kind of death sound is this? I-I can�t even get over it! I think this is the absolute fastest a game has left me speechless. [[{{Angrish}} Literally, with the motherfuckin']] ''[[{{Angrish}} humming]]'' [[{{Angrish}} and the...]] ''bring on the Mariachi band!'' [Music/FleshgodApocalypse - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPsBevd6V5w Embodied Deception]] plays while the background is set on fire] '''(angrily):''' That's not Mariachi!

* Jon's [[RantInducingSlight reaction]] to the Bafomdad. Just [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al6t1Q0Jd6Q watch.]]

-->'''Jon''': What a beautiful day; wouldn't you say, Rockington?
-->[Cut to the ground, with nothing in the shot]
-->'''Jon''': Oh, yeah. I l--I lost Rockington. I lo--I LOST A '''ROCK!''' [[note]]Jon would reveal years later in a Q&A that he ''legitimately lost Rockington'' and that this was his honest reaction.[[/note]]

-->''[The word "SUBTLY" appears [[MundaneMadeAwesome in big, bold, flashing letters spinning against a backdrop of fire and explosions with]] [[Music/{{Nightwish}} the crescendo of "Ghost Love Score"]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome playing in the background]]]''

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** Jon trying to bash the cartridge to bits with a cheap dollar-store plastic Thor hammer, only for [[DidntThinkThisThrough the opposite to happen and the toy to be quickly obliterated from the abuse]]. Jon just takes the wrecked handle and pretends it's a microphone, just because it resembles one. He then starts ''singing bad karaoke'' while the video's frame rate is slowed to a crawl, making him sound like a sedated Chewbacca.

--> '''Jon:''' Hmm, if Timmy�s dad isn�t careful, his �science device� just might land him 10 to 20 years in prison.�

* His [[RantInducingSlight reaction]] to the Bafomdad from the ''Starfox Adventures'' game. Just [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al6t1Q0Jd6Q watch.]]

* Jon holds up the game's case, which is clearly FFX's case with a JPG over it. And then Jon throws the "game disc" into his "[=PS3=]". Not only is it even more obviously fake, but it's a disc for the 360 version.

-->'''Jon''': [[RacingGame Cars...?]] [[GenreShift Cars?!]] '''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation CAAAAAAARS!!!!!]]''' *off-key* ♪ [[Music/WhitneyHouston AND IIIIIIIII]]—'''[[PrecisionFStrike HOLY SHIT!]]'''—[[Film/TheBodyguard WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU]]—'''[[TheyChangedItNowItSucks I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME, GODDAMMIT,]]''' '''''[[TheyChangedItNowItSucks HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!]]''''' ♪

--> '''Jon''': "[[TemptingFate Okay, we are forty minutes into this movie and I haven't seen any GODDAMN birds—]]"

--> '''Jon:''' Hmm, if Timmy’s dad isn’t careful, his “science device” just might land him 10 to 20 years in prison.”

* "It's Ace, our titular hero, Kimberly, the stereotypical damsel in distress, and Borf, the blue dude... he’s fuckin' blue, [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext here's a list of tax receipts]]."

-->'''Jon''': No, I--! What kind of death sound is this? I-I can’t even get over it! I think this is the absolute fastest a game has left me speechless. [[{{Angrish}} Literally, with the motherfuckin']] ''[[{{Angrish}} humming]]'' [[{{Angrish}} and the...]] ''bring on the Mariachi band!'' [Music/FleshgodApocalypse - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPsBevd6V5w Embodied Deception]] plays while the background is set on fire] '''(angrily):''' That's not Mariachi!

** Jon trying to bash the cartridge to bits with a cheap dollar-store plastic Thor hammer, only for [[RealityEnsues the opposite to happen and the toy to be quickly obliterated from the abuse]]. Jon just takes the wrecked handle and pretends it's a microphone, just because it resembles one. He then starts ''singing bad karaoke'' while the video's frame rate is slowed to a crawl, making him sound like a sedated Chewbacca.

* Jon reading a HurricaneOfPuns about "grate/great", [[VomitDiscretionShot not even managing to finish the sentence.]]

* Special mention goes to Jon and the Crew's screams as they discover that the [[spoiler: game is playing itself.]]
--> '''Michael''': [[spoiler: The game's playing itself, Jon... [[GoMadFromTheRevelation THE GAME'S PLAYING ITSELF, JON!]] '''''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation THE GAME'S JUST PLAYING ITSELF, JON!!!]]''''']]

** And, of course, [[spoiler: Present!Jon coming back only to see Jirard, Future!Jon, Future-Future!Jon, and [[RuleOfThree FutureFutureFuture]]!Jon in the living room with no explanation]].

* His response to [[spoiler:the game crashing]].

* After trying his best to tolerate the [[NintendoHard difficulty]] of this game, finally [[RageQuit Rage Quitting]] when he dies to the final boss, causing him to [[spoiler: pull up [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoTrqqfP7jQ a video]] on Website/YouTube where the boss was beaten and claiming he did that.]]

* The intro to the ''VideoGame/CharliesAngels'' review. [[spoiler:It's obvious he had to rerecord the audio, as what is being said in the audio ''doesn't match with what's being said in the video''.]]
-->'''Jon:''' [[spoiler:(slurred) [-I don't even know what's going on right now, ya guys, there's some sort of thing in my hands. I don't give a SHIT about this. [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped Fwuh's trophy]]-].]]
* "Now all we need is a game to review." Cue the game [[spoiler:falling out of the sky from nowhere]].

* The way Jon [[spoiler:brings Jacques back to life]]. You'd expect there to be some kind of convoluted way to do it, as this is one of the more plot-driven VideoReviewShow[=s=] (in the WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall sense). But then, instead, you get:
-->'''Jon''': ''[[spoiler:Jacques!]] OW-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!''
-->''[=[=][[spoiler:Jacques [[UnexplainedRecovery just comes back]]]], accompanied by a powerup SFX from Franchise/SuperMarioBros]''

** Also, the whole cause for the meltdown? [[spoiler: He saw a thug beating up an old lady by clonking her over the head, over and over again.]]

* * Jon asks for a high-five. [[spoiler: Jacques slaps Jon with a mouse-cursor hand... somehow.]]

* In his Top 10 SNES Games video, at the end of the VideoGame/{{Earthbound}} part where he's talking about Earthbound as an experience. "I mean, look at VideoGame/HeavyRain!" Cue yet another mockery of [[MemeticMutation Press X to Jason]], except the last one ''crashes''. [[spoiler:And then [[BrickJoke it shows up again]] at the end of the VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG part. "So to cap it off, I'll just say-''[[CutawayGag Jason!]]''"]]