History Funny / JonTronSeasonFour

* After Phil Swift dramatically slaps Flex Tape over a leak, Jon replays the clip, sets it to [[MemeticMutation the crescendo of]] "[[Music/{{Nightwish}} Ghost Love Score]]", and inserts an audio clip of WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy yelling "OH SHIT!"

--> '''Jon!Tommy:''' When they told me about your secret stash of [[AllAnimeIsNaughtyTentacles tentacle hentai]], I was mainly just surprised. But I really couldn't see you the same way again after they showed me pictures of you [[{{Squick}} tarring Grandma's ashes to your body]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and doing a Bolivian Rain Dance.]]

** With one of the quotes being "I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you." Jon just stares into the camera as a list of naturally bad things scrolls down, including Anthrax, platypus, salt, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking children]].

* Jon quizzes someone by showing them four sets of two equally bizarre-sounding products with obscenely high price tags and having them guess which one from each set is a real product actually sold on the Goop website and which one he made up. And then reveals that ''all of them'' are in fact real, and he didn't make up any of them.

-->'''Jon:''' Yeah I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh? Used to call me Eduardo Squidwardo behind my back, you think I didn't notice, huh!? I'm gonna give you lotsa damage! ''([[AsideGlance Stops stabbing the bucket and turns to the camera]])'' [[RealityEnsues I feel like I could actually- actually kill myself this way by stabbing directly into my heart, so I'm gonna prob- I'm gonna stop, for real.]]

** "Is it because I'm a '[[AirQuotes Youtuber]]'? I'm not a 'real celebrity', Phil? Is it because I put a piece of 'Flex Tape' on my 'asshole' in front of millions of people and said I'm a 'prostitute'?" Jon then promptly admits that a comedian [[CrossesTheLineTwice slapping your product over his anus and calling himself a male prostitute]] [[RealityEnsues is not in fact something most companies want to promote or be associated with]] and he really can't blame Phil for not doing so.

-->'''Jon:''' What? What, just cause the flashy intro played, you think [[UnexplainedRecovery I'm suddenly gonna be magically okay?]] I'm gonna be outta here? No! News Flash: [[RealityEnsues I'm still in extreme pain]]! So, if you'd like to help, do it now, or forever rest your fucking peace, man. [[OhCrap Oh my god, that's-that is a gun barrel pointed at me]]!

** [[RealityEnsues Said sugar causes the cola to start reacting volatile and the scene suddenly gets real as the guy pouring the sugar attempts to stop a mess from happening.]]

** His reasoning for why Dan is the only one who’ll answer; Creator/BillMurray is “too aloof”, Creator/ErnieHudson has apparently not forgiven Jon over [[NoodleIncident an incident in which Jon farted in his pudding during a bar mitzvah]], and Creator/HaroldRamis... well, [[AuthorExistenceFailure the reason]] why ''that'' wouldn’t work [[BlackComedy is pretty obvious]].

'''Aykroyd!Jon:''' ''(holding a clearly fake, misshapen skull)'' You charlatans dare call this a ''skull!?'' My specifications were ''demanding'', I tell you! ''Demanding!'' I don't recall asking for ''Sloth'' from the Goonies!\\

* TheStinger of the video, where [[spoiler:Jon has apparently taken the above ending to its logical conclusion and made himself invincible with Flex Tape]], is as hilarious as it is disturbing.

** Needing to make a sequel, for Flex Tape, Jon recruits foreign film workers he can't understand (not even the British woman he hired), [[NoodleImplements Asian women with Flex Seal and Phil Swift parasols, a gorilla, and an Elon Musk Gundam animatronic]]. By the time they've polished up everything for the release of Flex Seal 2, [[spoiler:[[AntiClimax it's only 8 seconds long, consisting of a shot on Jon sitting on his couch and yelling once, and then a shot of him smashing a pig-shaped vase with a bat]].]]

* [[spoiler: Team Gumdrop wins the competition, and they are in absolute shock. In their eyes, they should not have won.]]
* [[spoiler:[[AntiClimax The trophy, seconds from entering the hands of Team Gumdrop, falls out of the trophy girl’s hands and shatters.]]]]

* Jon quizzes someone by showing them four sets of two equally bizarre-sounding products with obscenely high price tags and having them guess which one from each set is a real product actually sold on the Goop website and which one he made up. [[spoiler:And then reveals that ''all of them'' are in fact real, and he didn't make up any of them]].

-->'''Jon''' [pointing a finger gun at himself] You're going to jail for a long time son.
** '''E'''valuate has him just humorously and exaggiratingly lean on to look at the dead corpse, with a comedic expression. Remember this is the 3rd step in S.M.E.N.S. ''after'' the first one being '''Shoot'''.

** '''N'''eutralize has him rightly pointing out that it was accomplished in the first step, making Neutralize a completely redundant step.

** The comment section gets in on the ribbing too, with one commenter pointing out that S.M.E.N.S. is literally just "Shoot first, ask questions later".

* Upon finally entering [=VRChat=], Jon sits down in his virtual apartment to watch TV, where an ad for a Chistmas edition of his Youtooz starts up. Partway through the ad, [[ShockingSwerve the toy is tasked with]] [[WireDilemma defusing a bag bomb]]. [[DownerEnding The bomb goes off.]]

* [[{{Mondegreen}} TARGET IS GAY]][[note]]TARGET ENGAGED[[/note]]

-->'''Jon:''' Now if you wanna know about this bad boy, I went to my local meat market that sells "hard-to-find game" here in New York City, and I said "You got duck?" And they said "We're all out of duck. The last guy just bought it." And I said "Are you fucking kidding me, this is what always happens to me, fuck my life. Is there anywhere else here that sells duck?" And he says "Duck? In this city? No way." Apparently he hadn't ever head of Chinatown! Cause I took the subway, I took the one line straight down to Chinatown, baby! Peking Duck! An emotionless Chinese man sold that to me, by golly! I don't if that's safe to eat! Listen, I love Beijing, I love the Chinese, but I'm a little skeptical of your duck.

* Jason Voorhees suddenly appearing behind Jon's couch with a chainsaw. Followed by Jon grabbing a saber to cut off his head, stuffing his remains into a garbage bag, and sending it down on a 1920s elevator he inexplicably has in his "apartment". Even funnier is that it becomes a ''Big Lipped Alligator Moment'', as it has nothing to do with the plot of the video[[note]]the only real justification it ''could'' have was because of Jon's "lost their heads in the execution" pun prior to this scene[[/note]], and it is never brought up again.
** What's more, if Jon's [[OhCrap reaction]][[note]][[MyGodWhatHaveIDone hand to mouth, thousand yard stare]][[/note]] following decapitating Jason means anything, it's the implication that Jon did this ''by accident''.

* At another point in the tape, a police officer investigates a suspicious house, only to find a female cultist with a large ritualistic dagger which she proceeds to threaten him with. He shoots her dead, and after cutting to the shot of her dying, it cuts to Jon, who now replaces the officer, shooting her over and over with his pistol, while lamenting that she didn't have to die had she simply surrendered and dropped the knife. He then [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill throws a flashbang grenade and brings out an AK-47]] with which to shoot her.

* One video, "The Fatal Half-Inch", encourages viewers to be hyper-vigilant at all times of even the ''slightest'' change in altitude, lest you trip and die horribly. Jon compares to a crazy {{conspiracy theorist}}’s Website/YouTube video and begins jokingly claiming that tripping is actually caused by "[[TheReptilians Reptoids]]". To demonstrate, he even shows a documentary-style camcorder video of himself inspecting a crack in the sidewalk and immediately seeing a man with a lizard head...whereupon Jon immediately chases him [[BaitAndSwitch to warn him about the crack in the sidewalk in front of him.]]

-->'''VR!Jon''': (palms up in confusion) ''[[FlatWhat Excuse me?]]'' (stammers) W-what?! Th- o- come on. That... [[CompletelyMissingThePoint that looked nothing like me, and you know it.]]

* As a result of all the videos, Jon shows them being applied in his workspace in his own safety video. Such scenes include his employees shuffle-crawling delicately across a "death trap" tiled floor, and an editor getting swatted for downloading a Music/BritneySpears clip. At the end, [[BrickJoke the pen comes back and flies at the camera]].

** When the narrator begins describing Yonny, Jon assumes the narrator doesn't like him, as the latter describes Yonny as a "barely literate, emotionally disturbed farmhand". He then theorises that Yonny's real name was Johnny Johnson, but that he couldn't spell it properly due to being illiterate.

* ''“We may never be able to destroy obesity the same way we did Iraq in 2003”'' ''Zoom in on the woman in the back who blinks in shock.''

* “We may never be able to destroy obesity the same way we did Iraq in 2003” '''Woman in the back blinks in shock.'''

--> '''Jon:''' Harry got away with the watermelon scot-free! You gotta be ffffffuckin' kiddin' me! He got away this whole time! You bastards! You've been hoodwinked!

-->'''Jon:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, that's funny]]. Which one of you numbskulls, which one of you fff[[SuddenlyShouting FUCKIN' RASCALS PUT ME UP TO THIS ONE]]?! All right?! You know what I meant! I said make me- y'know, [[ExactWords I wanna be frozen]], like in the beginning, show the beginning. What am- [[Disney/{{Frozen}} what am I]]? ''[takes off wig and angrily throws it to the ground]'' You're all a buncha [[AtomicFBomb FUCKIN']] COMEDIANS, aren't you?! [[RealitySubtext YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN HAVIN' TROUBLE AT HOME!]] I'M INCONTINENT THESE DAYS, I JUST GOTTA GET THE SHOT DONE AND LEAVE!

* Jon’s onscreen [[CowboyBeBopAtHisComputer screw up of confusing]] [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Sebastian the Crab]] for [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Sylvester the Cat]], complete with an image of Sebastian’s head on Sylvester’s body. The look of confusion on Jon’s face and his realization he screwed up sells it all.

* When Ice's character sees a pretty girl on a horse, he, for whatever reason decides to jump his motorbike over the fence to greet her, scaring the horse enough to knock her off. Understandably enraged that he nearly killed her, she punches him which he Ice respondes by saying ''"what's your problem!?"

'''Jon:''' (pushing him away and stealing his bottle)'' GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, YOU STUPID HIPSTER!