History Funny / JonTronSeasonFour

17th Oct '17 7:30:40 PM 8BrickMario
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* Jon notes that the spray Flex Seal is rather inefficient at patching holes, which even the company acknowledges by mentioning that many coats may be needed, and he says at that rate, there's going to be more Flex Seal than bucket at the end of a patch job. Cut to Jon, labeled "MAN WHO SPENT $356.87 ON FLEX SEAL", [[UpToEleven with a heavy bucket filled with solid Flex Seal about one inch from the brim]]. He then demonstrates the seal and [[ImplausibleDeniability asserts that there is no detriment to the bucket's volume or weight from the repairs and claims it is superior to just buying a new bucket.]]
* Jon acts as though Phil's analysis of the bucket's damage is a graphic live autopsy and begs consideration for the poor bucket's family, who shouldn't have to watch such violence on TV.
12th Oct '17 3:41:13 AM WolfofBlades
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** Afterwards he has understandable frustration on the whole thing.
-->'''Jon:''' Alright, the results okay they haven't been stunning. Frankly, I feel like I might be less cool than before. But you just get to a point where it basically sunk cost, you gotta cut the loss... (Punches the framed picture of Vanilla Ice) Stupid piece of shi- Fuck, not even that fucking cool!



* Vanilla's rapping is so bad that Jon's eardrums eventually explode. Also counts as NightmareFuel.

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* Vanilla's rapping is so bad that Jon's eardrums eventually explode. Also counts as NightmareFuel.reaction towards the intro of the movie where he starts to like it... Until Vanilla Ice comes along.
-->'''Jon:''' Oh, now that's cool... I'm jumpin', I'm jivin'... (Vanilla Ice finally appears) And... It's gone... It's gone, It's absolutely gone, it's ruined unsalvageable...
* Jon's confusion at Ice's brick-like hairstyle.
--> '''Jon:''' (deep breath) My boy! That shit does not belong on a head, it belongs in a museum!
-->''(cut to Jon dressed in a suit, demonstrating several such hairstyles in the "Hair Museum of Architecture")''



* Jon's reaction to the famous "drop that zero and get with the hero" line.
--> '''''[Trumpets]''''' ''[[SoOkayItsAverage "MEDIOCRE BURN AT BEEEST!"]]''

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* Jon's reaction [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho2bN5K1bO0 reaction]] to the famous "drop that zero and get with the hero" line.
--> '''''[Trumpets]''''' ''[[SoOkayItsAverage "MEDIOCRE BURN AT BEEEST!"]]''BEEEST!"]]'
* Vanilla's rapping is so bad that Jon's eardrums eventually explode. Also counts as NightmareFuel.



* Jon's confusion at Ice's brick-like hairstyle.
--> '''Jon:''' (deep breath) My boy! That shit does not belong on a head, it belongs in a museum!
-->''(cut to Jon dressed in a suit, demonstrating several such hairstyles in the "Hair Museum of Architecture")''
10th Oct '17 4:49:49 PM BurgerLord
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-->'''Jon:''' Phil, you make me angry, Phil! ''(Grabs a pot)'' Could've just grabbed one of these, Phil! Don't need Flex Seal! Look at its curvature! An easy way to have a bowl without creating one out of a colander!

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-->'''Jon:''' Phil, ''Phil'', you make me angry, ''angry'', Phil! ''(Grabs a pot)'' Could've just grabbed one of these, Phil! Don't need Flex Seal! Look at its curvature! An easy way to have a bowl without creating one out of a colander!



-->'''Jon:''' Yeah I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh? Used to call me Eduardo Squidwardo behind my back, you think I didn't notice, huh!? I'm gonna give you lotsa damage! ''(Stops stabbing the bucket and turns to the camera)'' I feel like I could actually- actually kill myself this way by stabbing directly into my heart, so I'm gonna prob- I'm gonna stop, for real.

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-->'''Jon:''' Yeah I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh? Used to call me Eduardo Squidwardo behind my back, you think I didn't notice, huh!? I'm gonna give you lotsa damage! ''(Stops ''([[AsideGlance Stops stabbing the bucket and turns to the camera)'' camera]])'' [[RealityEnsues I feel like I could actually- actually kill myself this way by stabbing directly into my heart, so I'm gonna prob- I'm gonna stop, for real.]]
9th Oct '17 5:23:41 PM Fretless94
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* In the last infomercials, Jon thinks Phil has gone completely off the deep end with his demonstrations (especially since this time, Phil is holding a knife), and he notes that the vehement "Don't Try This!" warnings (which notably omit the [[DontTryThisAtHome "at home" part]]) seem to agree.

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* In the last infomercials, Jon thinks Phil has gone completely off the deep end with his demonstrations (especially since this time, Phil is holding a knife), knife and has a chainsaw on hand), and he notes that the vehement "Don't Try This!" warnings (which notably omit the [[DontTryThisAtHome "at home" part]]) seem to agree.


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* Jon begins stabbing a bucket with a knife like Phil Swift, then quickly realizes it's a bad idea.
-->'''Jon:''' Yeah I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh? Used to call me Eduardo Squidwardo behind my back, you think I didn't notice, huh!? I'm gonna give you lotsa damage! ''(Stops stabbing the bucket and turns to the camera)'' I feel like I could actually- actually kill myself this way by stabbing directly into my heart, so I'm gonna prob- I'm gonna stop, for real.
9th Oct '17 3:43:17 PM Lopiny
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--> ''THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY '''GOD'''!''

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--> ''THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY '''GOD'''!'''''GOD'''!'' '''*Echoing scream*'''
7th Oct '17 10:14:23 PM MorphinBrony
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--> ''[[DeathSeeker JUST LET ME DIE!!]] [[DrivenToSuicide JUST LET ME DIE... LET ME DIE IN]] '''[[DrivenToSuicide PEACE!!]]'''''

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--> ''[[DeathSeeker JUST LET ME DIE!!]] [[DrivenToSuicide JUST LET ME DIE...Just let me die... LET ME DIE IN]] '''[[DrivenToSuicide PEACE!!]]'''''
7th Oct '17 10:13:59 PM MorphinBrony
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-->''THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY '''GOD'''!''

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-->''THIS --> ''[[DeathSeeker JUST LET ME DIE!!]] [[DrivenToSuicide JUST LET ME DIE... LET ME DIE IN]] '''[[DrivenToSuicide PEACE!!]]'''''
--> ''[[ShowerOfAngst I'm perfect...]] [[TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth I'm too perfect...]]''
--> ''THIS
IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY '''GOD'''!''
7th Oct '17 10:01:40 PM MorphinBrony
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* TheStinger of the video has text that reads "THIS IS A CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD, TURN THAT GREEN DAY AND SNOOP DOG OFF IMMEDIATELY".

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* TheStinger of the video has text that reads "THIS IS A CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD, TURN THAT GREEN DAY AND SNOOP DOG DOGG OFF IMMEDIATELY".
6th Oct '17 8:56:04 AM DaveTheRave
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6th Oct '17 8:55:07 AM DaveTheRave
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[""This is Phil Swift with Flex Tape, I'm'ma prostitute""]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[""This [[caption-width-right:350:""This is Phil Swift with Flex Tape, I'm'ma prostitute""]]
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