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---> '''Jon''': ([[{{Beat}} long moment of horrified silence]]) ...[[CrossesTheLineTwice Well that cat ain't talking no more, is he?]]

-->'''Jon:''' ''[panicking]'' Oh God! I forgot that's part of your body! ''[quickly hangs up the phone]''

[Cut to a picture of Talking Tom and Angela, all with [[HellIsThatNoise screaming]] in the background. Zooms into Tom's face, then zooms into Tom and Angela's hands]

'''Director:''' You'll speak when spoken to, maggot! ''(Grabs a glass bottle and breaks it over the sound operator's head)''

-->'''Jon:''' Yeah, [[HulkSpeak what me look like, some sort ape man?]] Ha, that funny! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial If me ape, why me kill for banana?]] ''([[HypocriticalHumor holds up bloody banana and crushes it in his hand while making a howling noise]])''

-->'''Jon''': ''(echoing)'' Wait, what was that? ''Huh?''

'''Jon''': (astounded) Oh... my ''God''... I don't know if I can let that slide.

--->'''Tina''': [[CaptainObvious ...you're a cat.]]\\

--->'''Jon''': And can you believe they accomplished it, all on such a s- a low budget? (claps) [[SarcasmMode Inspiring.]] [[SlowClap (keeps clapping)]] What [[PunctuatedForEmphasis hard, American, work!]] will ''get'' you in this!- [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]]\\
(cut to Jon yelling at his Music/BillyJoel poster)\\
'''Jon''': Excuse me, what do you think you're doing on my wall, huh, (takes it down, slams it on the couch) you think you're something special, Mr. Joel?! Okay, now, ''this''- (picks up the "Film/ATalkingCat" poster, kisses it twice) You're gonna learn from THIS! (hangs it up) [[SarcasmMode Now]] ''[[SarcasmMode that's]]'' [[SarcasmMode taste!]]

'''Jon (as the cat):''' You'll find a girl named Cheryl buried underneath the twelfth oak tree. God told me to do it, told me she's a WHORE!

'''Jon:''' He's in boys! He did it! He said it! ''(Blows two airhorns)''

'''Jon:''' ''(Speaking backwards)'' He's out, boys! He's out, bail! ''(Blows two airhorns backwards)''

-->''Is this a movie or a money laundering scheme!?''
* Just the fact that, throughout the whole movie, the movie says it stars a talking cat... but his only assistance to moving the plot along involving getting two old people together is to get brutally run over. Or, [[InformedDeformity the implication that it's been run over]], anyways.

** It starts out with Jon feeding his Garfield telephone lasagna and when he answers the phone, it starts screaming and wobbling its eyes and Jon, distressed, apologizes for how he forgot the phone was part of its body.

-->'''Jon:''' Yeah, [[YouNoTakeCandle what me look like, some sort ape man?]] Ha, that funny! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial If me ape, why me kill for banana?]] ''([[HypocriticalHumor holds up bloody banana and crushes it in his hand while making a howling noise]])''

* This bit.
-->'''Phill:''' What am I going to do?\\
'''Cat:''' Try taking a long walk into the woods.\\
'''Jon (as the cat):''' You'll find a girl named Cheryl buried underneath the twelfth oak tree. God told me to do it, told me she's a WHORE!

-->'''Jon''': And let me tell ya, that's not the only talking cat I got in this house. And no, by the way, I am not referring to Talking Tom.
-->[Cut to a picture of Talking Tom and Angela, all with [[HellIsThatNoise screaming]] in the background. Zooms into Tom's face, then zooms into Tom and Angela's hands]

-->'''Sound Operator:''' Excuse me sir, you're polluting the audio.
-->'''Jon:''' You'll speak when spoken to, maggot! ''(Grabs a glass bottle and breaks it over the sound operator's head)''

-->'''Phil:''' Vroom, vroom! Beep beep! Beep beep!
-->'''Chris:''' Why do you always do that, dad?
-->'''Jon:''' Yeah, dad, every day with this shit, I'm sittin' here, readin' my book, you waltz in the door make a car noise at me, I'm supposed to like it? ''(Begins putting on a large bib)'' Well fuck you dad, honestly, if it was a choo-choo train noise, maybe I would laugh, but a car noise? What do I look like to you, some sorta big baby? ''(Puts a pacifier in his mouth and starts shaking a rattle, only to stop after a couple seconds and look at the camera)'' [[AsideGlance ...did I go too far for this one?]]

-->'''Duffy''': Read your beeping machine.
-->'''Jon''': (astounded) Oh... my ''God''... I don't know if I can let that slide.

-->'''Tina''': [[CaptainObvious ...you're a cat.]]
-->'''Duffy''': Read your machine.
-->'''[[SarcasmMode SPECIAL EFFECTS LEVEL 999]]'''
-->'''Tina''': [[CaptainObvious And you're talking?!?]]
-->'''[[TakeThat SCRIPT LEVEL 0]]'''
-->'''Tina''': ''How?!?''

-->'''Jon''': And can you believe they accomplished it, all on such a s- a low budget? (claps) [[SarcasmMode Inspiring.]] [[SlowClap (keeps clapping)]] What [[PunctuatedForEmphasis hard, American, work!]] will ''get'' you in this!- [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]]
-->(cut to Jon yelling at his Music/BillyJoel poster)
-->'''Jon''': Excuse me, what do you think you're doing on my wall, huh, (takes it down, slams it on the couch) you think you're something special, Mr. Joel?! Okay, now, ''this''- (picks up the "Film/ATalkingCat" poster, kisses it twice) You're gonna learn from THIS! (hangs it up) [[SarcasmMode Now]] ''[[SarcasmMode that's]]'' [[SarcasmMode taste!]]

-->'''Phil:''' Look at me, I look like something that the cat dragged in.
-->'''Jon:''' He's in boys! He did it! He said it! ''(Blows two airhorns)''

-->'''Tina:''' I'm sure it's not that big of a deal, mom.
-->'''Susan:''' It is!
-->'''Jon:''' ''(Speaking backwards)'' He's out, boys! He's out, bail! ''(Blows two airhorns backwards)''

-->'''Phill:''' What am I going to do ?
-->'''Cat:''' Try taking a long walk into the woods.
-->'''Jon (as the cat):''' You'll find a girl named Cheryl buried underneath the twelfth oak tree. God told me to do it, told me she's a WHORE!

-->'''Jon''': Excuse me, what do you think you're doing on my wall, huh, (takes it down, slams it on the couch) you think you're something special, Mr. Joel?! Okay, now, ''this''- (picks up the "Film/ATalkingCat" poster, kisses it twice) You're gonna learn from THIS! (hangs it up) [[SarcasmMode Now ''that's'' taste!]]

* The opening in which Jon is feeding his Garfield telephone lasagna and when he answers the phone, it starts screaming and Jon, distressed, apologizes for how he forgot the phone was part of its body.

-->'''Jon:''' Yeah, [[YouNoTakeCandle what me look like, some sort ape man?]] Ha, that funny! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial If me ape, why me kill for banana?]] ''([[HypocriticalHumor holds up banana and crushes it in his hand while making a howling noise]])''

-->'''Jon''': And can you believe they accomplished it, all on such a s- a low budget? (claps) [[SarcasmMode Inspiring.]] ([[PunctuatedForEmphasis keeps clapping]]) What ''hard American work'' will ''get'' you in this- [[{{Angrish}} FUCK]]

-->'''Jon''': Excuse me, what do you think you're doing on my wall, huh, (takes it down, slams it on the couch) you think you're something special, Mr. Joel?! Okay, now, ''this''- (picks up the "Film/ATalkingCat" poster, kisses it twice) You're gonna learn from THIS! (hangs it up) Now ''that's'' taste!

* When the son starts coming down the stairs to talk to his dad about seeing the cat for the first time, there is a jarring echo noise as the result of poor sound mixing.
-->'''Jon''': ''(echoing)'' Wait, what was that? ''Huh?''

* His utter bewilderment at the way the filmmakers signify that the cat has been injured after being hit by a car, bandages shoddily wrapped around the indifferent-acting cat's head with the cat's voice actor, Eric Roberts, making emotionless "oooie ooow" noises.

* His utter bewilderment at the way the filmmakers signify that the cat has been injured after being hit by a car, bandages shoddily wrapped around the indifferent-acting cat's head with Eric Roberts making emotionless "oooie ooow" noises.

* His utter bewilderment at the way the filmmakers signify that the cat has been injured after being hit by a car, bandages shoddily wrapped around the indifferent-acting cat.

* His utter bewilderment at the way the filmmakers signify that the cat has been injured by being hit by a car, bandages wrapped around the indifferent-acting cat.

Funny moments from Season Four of ''WebVideo/JonTron''. For the main index, see [[Funny/JonTron here]].

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