History Funny / JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac

* And, of course, one of the most memorable lines in the history of the series, so much so that it gets called back to not only twice here, but also at least once in ''IFeelSick'', and spawned a recurring character to boot. \\

* [[BlackBestFriend Tonja]] ([[IFeelSick re-tooled]] as [[GenkiGirl Tenna]]) is trying to get Devi to move past nearly being murdered on her best date ever -- or at least leave her apartment. Finally, she suggests that she call Nny's house; surely if he's that bad, he'll have moved on by now. Right? Right. Except for the part where Nny ''picks up'' with a polite little "... Hello?" Followed by a gunshot and screaming.

* Mr. Samsa. He's most likely multiple cockroaches,but Nny is under the impression that he's a single immortal cockroach.

* Mr.Samsa. He's most likely multiple cockroaches,but Nny is under the impression that he's a single immortal cockroach.

-->'''Devi''': Suddenly a guy who goes to the bathroom in his pants is starting to look really good right now...

-->'''Nny''': Who the ''hell'' are you?

*** He later shows up in the background in Heaven, complete with a snarky label courtesy of Jhonen. "Freedom from shitting in his pants!"

* Nny is arguing with the Doughboys (Mr. Fuck and Psycho-Doughboy), personifications of his self-loathing and self-encouragement manifested as ghoulishly painted pastry store display dummies. At one point, while arguing with a bunny nailed to a wall (Nny's conscious), they get up and ''rip the bunny's head off''.

Nothing is outright hilarious in this series--You need a dark sense of humor to laugh at some of this. But, nevertheless...
* This troper disputes the above with the following quote, courtesy of the title character:
--> '''Nny''': ''"Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me."''
* There's a time where Johnny goes to Hell. A man shows up to show him around town. After driving for only half a panel he recognizes Johnny, though the latter doesn't--at first. The man starts to yell how Johnny killed him and [[TooDumbToLive reminding him what exactly he did that got himself killed in the first place]], and then Johnny starts to remember. He looks at the man and promptly boots him out of the car ''while it's still moving''.

--->'''Mr. Fuck:''' [[MindScrew We can't move around. We're made of styrofoam.]]
* The time he's tied somebody down and you think it's another killing spree but IS THIS MILK STILL GOOD?!! He cleaned out the fridge and wanted to [[http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn111/retard_cunt_face/JTHM.jpg test the food.]]
** The funniest panel being the face of the 'victim' [[spoiler:when he's released, having no clue what was going on]] and Johnny's happy face.

* The mysterious powers in heaven. Never give Johnny the idea that he can make people's heads explode (even if it is instantly reversed). Cue CrazyAwesome fight scene.

** Who finally stops this madness? A ''[[NunsAreFunny Nun]]''. How? Everybody else goes '''[[YourHeadASplode !BOOM!]]'''
* From Nny's Twitter: "People see babies heads on spikes in your front lawn and they assume you did it. I DID do it, but I resent the implication."

--> Nny: "Well FUCK YOU MR. BEAR!!! You speak LIES!!! LIIIIES!!! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile lint infested bastard!! How many more, like you, are there?!! How many more?!!! You can't even imagine the things I've endured!! And always at the hands of shit like you!!! You don't know the truth!!!

* "You stink!!!! Focusing on the mundane! Money!! Fashion!! Cream cheese!!"
* And, of course, one of the most memorable lines in the history of the series, so much so that it gets called back to not only twice here but also at least once in ''IFeelSick'', and spawned a recurring character to boot. \\
Devi (said recurring character) is on a date with a man when he suddenly feels intense gastrointestinal pain. Not wanting to go to the bathroom, lest Devi think he's lost interest, he sticks around only to find that it's worse than he thought. And as he craps himself, his mind reels, trying to find some plausible reason to get up. He's still thinking when a nearby table notices the stench, forcing him to settle on an excuse. Panicked, he notices the poo dripping down his legs and blurts out the last excuse that occurs to him:

-->'''Man in toilet''': Um... Could somebody give me some toilet paper!?!\\
'''Johnny''': You should've checked before you went!!! ''(throws in bomb)''\\

* [[BlackBestFriend Tonja]] (to be [[IFeelSick re-tooled]] as [[GenkiGirl Tenna]]) is trying to get Devi to move past nearly being murdered on her best date ever--or at least leave her appartment. Finally, she suggests that she call Nny's house; surely if he's that bad, he'll have moved on by now. Right? Right. Except for the part where Nny ''picks up'' with a polite little "... Hello?" Followed by a gunshot and screaming.
-->''Devi'': I'm staying in tomorrow.

* Nny's reaction to Jimmy. Just gotten back from [[spoiler: Hell, somewhat sane, feeling social]]... and this copycat's on his doorstep. His incredulous expression is just priceless. And then, the one time he decides to be [[KickTheSonOfABitch patient]]...
-->'''Nny''': Who the '''Hell''' are you?

-->''Nny'': Who the '''Hell''' are you?

--> Nny: "Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me."

* His rampage in the cafe.
-->'''Man in toilet''': Um... Could somebody give me some toilet paper!?!\\
'''Johnny''': You should've checked before you went!!! ''(throws in bomb)''\\
'''BOOM!'''
** Even better? The guy is ''the "someone put shit in my pants" guy.'' He later shows up in the background in Heaven, complete with a snarky label courtesy of Jhonen.

-->'''''[[spoiler:OH MY GOD! SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!]]'''''

-->'''Man in toilet''' "Um.. Could somebody give me some toilet paper!?!"\\

-->'''''OH MY GOD! SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!'''''

* "You stink!!!! Focusing on the mundane! Money!! Fashion!! Cream cheese!!"

* From Nny's Twitter: "People see babies heads on spikes in your front lawn and they assume you did it. I DID do it, but I resent the implication."

** Even better? The guy is ''the someone put shit in my pants guy.'' He later shows up in the background in Heaven, complete with a snarky label courtesy of Jhonen.

* There's a time where [[spoiler:Johnny]] goes to Hell. A man shows up to show him around town. After driving for only half a panel he recognizes [[spoiler:Johnny]], though the later doesn't--at first. The man starts to yell how [[spoiler:Johnny]] killed him and [[TooDumbToLive reminding him what exactly he did that got himself killed in the first place]], and then [[spoiler:Johnny]] starts to remember. He looks at the man and promptly boots him out of the car ''while it's still moving''.

--->'''Mr. Fuck:''' [[MindScrew We can't move around. We're made of styrofoam.]]

* Nothing is outright hilarious in this series--You need a dark sense of humor to laugh at some of this. But, nevertheless...
** There's a time where [[spoiler:Johnny]] goes to Hell. A man shows up to show him around town. After driving for only half a panel he recognizes [[spoiler:Johnny]], though the later doesn't--at first. The man starts to yell how [[spoiler:Johnny]] killed him and [[TooDumbToLive reminding him what exactly he did that got himself killed in the first place]], and then [[spoiler:Johnny]] starts to remember. He looks at the man and promptly boots him out of the car ''while it's still moving''.
** Nny is arguing with the Doughboys, personifications of his self-loathing and self-encouragement manifested as ghoulishly painted pastry store display dummies. At one point, while arguing with a bunny nailed to a wall (Nny's conscious), they get up and slap it in the face, much to Nny's surprise, and the Doughboys give some halfassed explanation as to why they can move. However, at the end of the argument, they stop moving and resume their usual poses, prompting Nny to ask "Weren't you two moving a second ago?" Their response? "Of course not, we're made of Styrofoam."

** There's a time where [[spoiler:Johnny]] goes to Hell. A man shows up to show him around town. After driving for only half a panel he recognizes [[spoiler:Johnny]], though the later doesn't--at first. The man starts to yell how [[spoiler:Johnny]] killed him and [[TooDumbToLive reminding him what exactly he did that got himself killed in the first place]], and then [[spoiler:Johnny]] starts to remember. He looks at the man and promptly boots him out of the car ''while it's still moving''.