History Funny / JohnCena

27th May '17 11:12:31 PM rwe1138
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* Cenas face in [[http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/x/www.sportskeeda.com/static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/594x395x481951029-2158380.jpg.pagespeed.ic.pvGPcM31Yx.jpg this]] picture.
27th May '17 11:11:13 PM rwe1138
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* Cena posted on Twitter of him dressed as [[https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/396377759951634432/photo/1 Jaba.]]

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* Cena posted on Twitter of him dressed as [[https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/396377759951634432/photo/1 Jaba.Jabba.]]
24th Apr '17 3:08:17 PM bt8257
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** First he ends up in the ladies' locker room. Right before he's thrown out, Wrestling/CandiceMichelle stands in front of Cena and [[SexyCoatFlashing drops her towel]] (her back, unfortunately, t the audience). After he's thrown out, he [[MilkingTheGiantCow genuflects briefly at his bad luck]].

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** First he ends up in the ladies' locker room. Right before he's thrown out, Wrestling/CandiceMichelle stands in front of Cena and [[SexyCoatFlashing drops her towel]] (her back, unfortunately, t to the audience). After he's thrown out, he [[MilkingTheGiantCow genuflects briefly at his bad luck]].
24th Apr '17 3:07:40 PM bt8257
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-->'''John Cena:''' "The reason for an announcement so big, is that because over the past month, the [=WWE=] has been turned upside down. It's been like a... like a rotten episode of ''Star Wars''. *beat* Allow me to enlighten you: A short time ago, in a [=WWE=] universe not so far away, the [[BigBad evil emperor]] John Laurinaitis convinced the world's largest Jedi to [[FaceHeelTurn join the dark side]] and become [[Wrestling/TheBigShow Show Vader]]. Show Vader then channelled his new-found anger to wage war against the younger, more handsome Jedi [[HerCodeNameWasMarySue John Cenawalker]]. The two did battle in an epic fight so big it had to be contained in a [[GimmickMatches fifteen-foot-high Death Star]]. With the evil emperor sitting at ringside, but not to be outdone and to be sure the match was fair, the old, decrepit, dust-covered Jedi [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Yoda [=McMahon=]]] sat there next to him. The entire galaxy was involved: [[Wrestling/BrodusClay Jabba the Funkasaurus]], Han Soul-bro, [[Wrestling/ZackRyder Bro-bacca]] the [[CatchPhrase woo-woo-wookie]]. Hell, even R2-A-ri and [[Wrestling/SantinoMarella Santin-3PO]] were there. The battle was so vicious, that Show Vader had Cenawalker in a corner, and breathing heavy as he most often does, said [[VaderBreath *wooosh* *wooosh*]] [[LukeIAmYourFather 'I am your father!']]. And to be quite honest, that totally weirded me out, because I know my dad and my dad's not Show. So I climbed out of the Death Star as quick as I could, using a maneuver that was easier than bagging womp rats back in Beggar's Canyon, and when I hit the floor, the ancient, old Jedi Yoda [=Mcmahon=] leaped out of his chair and said to the face of the evil emperor, '' 'No chance in Hell have you.' '' [[{{Corpsing}} *be]][[BeatPanel at*]] ''[[CatchPhrase 'Fired you are!']]''

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-->'''John Cena:''' "The reason for an announcement so big, is that because over the past month, the [=WWE=] has been turned upside down. It's been like a... like a, like a rotten episode of ''Star Wars''. *beat* Allow me to enlighten you: A short time ago, in a [=WWE=] universe not so far away, the [[BigBad evil emperor]] John Laurinaitis Wrestling/JohnLaurinaitis convinced the world's largest Jedi to [[FaceHeelTurn join the dark side]] and become [[Wrestling/TheBigShow Show Vader]]. Show Vader then channelled channeled his new-found anger to wage war against the younger, more handsome Jedi [[HerCodeNameWasMarySue John Cenawalker]]. The two did battle in an epic fight so big big, it had to be contained in a [[GimmickMatches fifteen-foot-high 15-foot-high Death Star]]. With the evil emperor sitting at ringside, but not to be outdone and to be make sure the match was fair, the old, decrepit, dust-covered Jedi [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Yoda [=McMahon=]]] sat there next to him. The entire galaxy was involved: [[Wrestling/BrodusClay Jabba the Funkasaurus]], Han Soul-bro, [[Wrestling/ZackRyder Bro-bacca]] the [[CatchPhrase woo-woo-wookie]].woo-woo-wookiee]]. Hell, even R2-A-ri and [[Wrestling/SantinoMarella Santin-3PO]] were there. The battle was so vicious, that Show Vader had Cenawalker in a corner, and breathing heavy as he most often does, said [[VaderBreath *wooosh* *wooosh*]] [[LukeIAmYourFather 'I am your father!']]. And to be quite honest, that totally weirded me out, because I know my dad and my dad's not Show. So I climbed out of the Death Star as quick as I could, using a maneuver that was easier than bagging womp rats back in Beggar's Canyon, and when I hit the floor, the ancient, old Jedi Yoda [=Mcmahon=] [=McMahon=] leaped out of his chair and said to the face of the evil emperor, '' 'No chance in Hell have you.' '' [[{{Corpsing}} *be]][[BeatPanel at*]] ''[[CatchPhrase 'Fired you are!']]''are!']]'' and left the evil emperor John Laurinaitis to perish: "Oh, I'm John Laurinaitis, and I'm about to perish."
31st Mar '17 1:21:33 AM Camilla
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* Cena's next voice-acting gig has him playing a flower-loving bull named Literature/{{Ferdinand}}. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyJgGsZo2wA I kid you not.]]

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* Cena's next voice-acting gig has him playing a flower-loving bull named Literature/{{Ferdinand}}.from a book known as ''Literature/TheStoryOfFerdinand''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyJgGsZo2wA I kid you not.]]
30th Mar '17 3:44:19 AM Camilla
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* His performance as play by play announcer Lance Catamaran in Southpaw Regional Wrestling.

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* His performance as play by play announcer Lance Catamaran in Southpaw Regional Wrestling.Wrestling.
* Cena's next voice-acting gig has him playing a flower-loving bull named Literature/{{Ferdinand}}. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyJgGsZo2wA I kid you not.]]
18th Mar '17 1:57:40 AM DiligentSparrow
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-->'''Behind the Miz:''' OOOHHHH SNAP! Are you gonna let him talk to you like that? Talk about you and [[{{Wrestling/Maryse}} your wife]] like that? Step up, bro!

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-->'''Behind the Miz:''' OOOHHHH SNAP! Are you gonna let him talk to you like that? Talk about you and [[{{Wrestling/Maryse}} your wife]] like that? Step up, bro!bro!
* His performance as play by play announcer Lance Catamaran in Southpaw Regional Wrestling.
13th Feb '17 6:29:35 AM CelPrevXXVI
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--> '''John Cena:''' Well guess what I beat you! I beat you! We all beat each other ''WE BEAT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME!''

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--> '''John Cena:''' '''Cena:''' Well guess what I beat you! I beat you! We all beat each other ''WE BEAT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME!''



--> '''John Cena:''' ''[[ThatCameOutWrong THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT!]]'' *Throws Cap*

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--> '''John Cena:''' -->'''Cena:''' ''[[ThatCameOutWrong THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT!]]'' *Throws Cap*Cap*
-->'''Shawn:''' Way to go!
18th Jan '17 12:10:29 PM HurricaneChris
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->'''Behind AJ Styles:''' Sounds to me like the Miz is saying he's ''way'' better than AJ Styles!
->'''Behind the Miz:''' OOOHHHH SNAP! Are you gonna let him talk to you like that? Talk about you and [[{{Wrestling/Maryse}} your wife]] like that? Step up, bro!

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->'''Behind -->'''Behind AJ Styles:''' Sounds to me like the Miz is saying he's ''way'' better than AJ Styles!
->'''Behind -->'''Behind the Miz:''' OOOHHHH SNAP! Are you gonna let him talk to you like that? Talk about you and [[{{Wrestling/Maryse}} your wife]] like that? Step up, bro!
18th Jan '17 12:10:11 PM HurricaneChris
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* For Halloween 2016, he dressed up like Nikki Bella. The Internet's immediate response? "[[BrainBleach YOU CAN'T UNSEE ME]]"

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* For Halloween 2016, he dressed up like Nikki Bella. The Internet's immediate response? "[[BrainBleach YOU CAN'T UNSEE ME]]"ME]]"
* ''Smackdown'' 1/17/17. Wrestling/TheMiz and Wrestling/AJStyles are confronting each other in the ring, and so [[https://streamable.com/wu59o John Cena starts egging them on,]] like he's the devil on each of their shoulders.
->'''Behind AJ Styles:''' Sounds to me like the Miz is saying he's ''way'' better than AJ Styles!
->'''Behind the Miz:''' OOOHHHH SNAP! Are you gonna let him talk to you like that? Talk about you and [[{{Wrestling/Maryse}} your wife]] like that? Step up, bro!
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