History Funny / JohnCena

* 4/20/15: Cena's been issuing a weekly open challenge for the US Title. (Yes, Cena [[WTHCastingAgency has the US Title... it's a long story]]) This particular day, people have been telling Wrestling/{{Kane}} that he's basically over the hill and can't go anymore. Wrestling/TripleH even said he's a corporate guy and not "fire and brimstone" any longer. Wrestling/SethRollins has been getting on his nerves for the last several weeks, but Kane still has to try to keep his job despite all of this. Suffice it to say, Kane's in an even worse mood than usual. When Kane's music hits, Cena, if only for a moment, gets a look on his face that screams of mingled OhCrap[=/=]YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe.

*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq0GY2jTSEs Now he has his own commercial.]]

* John Cena and Fruity Pebbles. That is all. Thanks, [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson Rocky]]!

** Jimmy would later be arrested (again) for DUI 2 days later, so Cena just [[ForeShadowing foreshadowed]] Jimmy's arrest.

* Cena wasn't at ''[[Wrestling/WWEFastlane Fastlane 2016]]'' because he was at Daytona Beach, FL, to drive the pace car for the other major sporting event that day, the Daytona 500. Before getting in the car, he was standing in the crowd, and pit reporter Jamie Little ''[[https://twitter.com/NASCARONFOX/status/701767753393426433 completely ignores Cena]]'', and her ponytail even gets in his face! "You Can't See Me", indeed. (The look on Cena's face while this happens is the icing on the cake.)

[[caption-width-right:350:''And THIS is the Champ's entertainment! Word Motherfreakin' Life!'']]

** May have turned into a FunnyAneurysmMoment for his fans because he came up with an injured Achilles about a week later.

--> '''Devlin''': Well you don't sound like you mean it so, apology not excepted!

** It didn't help matters that this quip [[ActuallyPrettyFunny was so funny]] that it completely threw Roman off his game and made him forget what his ''second'' reason people boo Cena is.

--> '''Cena:''' Well guess what I beat you! I beat you! We all beat each other ''WE BEAT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME!''
--> '''"{{Beat}}"'''
--> '''*Bellas leave*'''

** [[HilariousInHindsight An extra level of hilarity comes into it nowadays since Cena is in a relationship with one of the twins.]]

* 4/20/15: Cena's been issuing a weekly open challenge for the US Title. (Yes, Cena [[WTHCastingAgency has the US Title... it's a long story]]) This particular day, people have been telling Wrestling/{{Kane}} that he's basically over the hill and can't go anymore. Wrestling/TripleH even said he's a corporate guy and not "fire and brimstone" any longer. Wrestling/SethRollins has been getting on his nerves for the last several weeks, but Kane still has to try to keep his job despite all of this. Suffice it to say, Kane's in an even worse mood than usual. When Kane's music hits, Cena, if only for a moment, Cena gets a look on his face that screams of mingled OhCrap[=/=]YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe.

* In one of his appearances on the Conan show,he actually taught the crowd how to sing "John Cena Sucks" along with his theme song.

** When the New Day enter, they end up with a big "how you doing" bit with Enzo & Cass naming the various characters of Pokemon Go with Cena just standing there with an expression of "what the HELL is this?"

-->'''Cena''': Nice to meet you, you can't see me, hit the trumpets!

--> '''John Cena:''' Unless Wrestling/{{ECW}} stands for "Extremely Crazy White-Guy", all i'm seeing, is a stooge in a doo-rag.

* 1/19/15: SethRollins screwed up his lines (saying "Tuck his [Cena's] legs... ''tail'' between his legs..."), and Cena responded with "I don't know how the ''hell'' I'm gonna tuck my ''legs'' between my ''legs.''"

'''Cena:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Is there any way I can make that happen...]]

* [[https://youtu.be/Giw6zixJzho There's the time]] [[CharlieBrownFromOuttaTown his "cousin" Juan Cena]] showed up during an interview of Lucha House Party with him in front of the camera shouting "Si cabron. Fiesta! Lucha, lucha, lucha..." with Lucha House Party wondering if that was Juanito before realizing that they can see him.

* Cena returning as the Doctor of Thuganomics during ''[[Wrestling/WrestleMania WrestleMania 35]]'' to cut a promo on Elias. It must be seen to be believed, with Cena delivering one bombshell after another on Elias, all while brazenly ignoring {{kayfabe}} (such as one line making reference to, in his own words, "a John Cena [[FaceHeelTurn heel turn]]").