History Funny / JoJosBizarreAdventureAllStarBattle

*** Jonathan: he wonders if he can hit that hairstyle with a ripple attack!

'''[[MirrorMatch Josuke]]:''' ''What the fuck did you say about my hair?!''

* The Dramatic Finish: for the Kira State stage, the opponent crashes into a table and it causes a notebook to fall on the floor and we get a [[MundaneMadeAwesome dramatic close-up]] at it's content... [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Kira's registry of his nail cutting habits]] and a note saying that [[SeriousBusiness he's invincible in years when his nails grow more than 30 cm]].

*** Mista: Well...

*** If either Johnny, Gyro or Diego are on their horses when this happens, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere the horses run for it]]; leaving their hapless riders to the [[ThisIsGonnaSuck inevitable beatdown Josuke is going to give to them]].

* The All Star Battle League's Final 4: [[TimeStandsStill Jotaro Kujo,]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Dio Brando,]] [[MakingASplash Caesar Zeppeli,]] [[SuperScream and... Koichi Hirose.]] Well, [[TheRuntAtTheEnd one of those contestants doesn't seem to fit.]]

* In one of the what if scenarios, Okuyasu has to fight Vanilla Ice. He comments that "Cream" is a pretty cute name for a stand. Knowing what Vanilla Ice is capable of doing, it comes out as hilarious

--> ''(Normal):'' Bitch please. I bite your nose, I fart at your face, I eat [[Manga/TokyoMewMew Tokyo Mew Mews for Breakfast]], and have [[Manga/WeddingPeach Wedding Peaches for Desert]]!
--> ''(PAE):'' Bitch please. I bite your nose, I fart at your face, I wake up in the Morning, not giving a single fuck

--->''No one knows what this mysterious abbreviation means.''

* On both versions of the game, a random character [[TitlScream says the game's name on the title screen]], which is all well and good. But the one that will cause the most controller-dropping laughter is Ghiaccio in ''R'' who, being [[HairTriggerTemper Ghiaccio]], will outright [[TitleScream scream the name out like he's about to feed it his GHA.]]

* On both versions of the game, a random character says the game's name on the title screen, which is all well and good. But the one that will cause the most controller-dropping laughter is Ghiaccio in ''R'' who, being [[HairTriggerTemper Ghiaccio]], will outright [[TitleScream scream the name out like he's about to feed it his GHA.]]

---->'''Narrator:''' Baoh has detected the scent of his foe's hairstyle... And he doesn't like it one bit!
*** If either Johnny, Gyro or Diego are on their horses when this happens, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere the horses run for it]]; leaving 3 men to the [[ThisIsGonnaSuck inevitable beatdown Josuke is going to give to them]].

*** If either Johnny or Gyro are on their horses when this happens, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere the horses run for it]]; leaving both men to the [[ThisIsGonnaSuck inevitable beatdown Josuke is going to give to them]].

* The All Star Battle League's Final 4: [[TimeStandsStill Jotaro Kujo,]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Dio Brando,]] [[MakingASplash Caesar Zeppeli,]] [[MakeMeWannaShout and... Koichi Hirose.]] Well, [[TheRuntAtTheEnd one of those contestants doesn't seem to fit.]]

*** [[WithFriendsLikeThese Okuyasu]]: calls out said pomp as "old". ESPECIALLY in the localisation:

*** Iggy: being a dog, he insults it, and Josuke [[TalkingAnimal SOMEHOW]] knows he's mocking him!

** On the subject of Stroheim; the name of his Style? [[ThoseWackyNazis "Best Science In The World"]].

** On the subject of Stroheim; the name of his Style? "Best Science In The World".

* Rudol Stroheim's style being named "[[ThoseWackyNazis Best Science in the World]]".
** Stroheim's voice as a whole counts as this. Calling him a LargeHam would be a massive understatement, specially with his bombasting laughing. It's obvious that his voice actor was having an absolute blast recording his lines!

** You can buy special stickers for characters to use in their taunts and victory screens. Most of them are Araki's signature unsound effects in katanaka... except for the aformentioned "HEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" writen in plain english!

* Kars' Ultimate Life Form/Being title gets re-localized as Ultimate Thing in ''R'' which, while a more direct translation of the Japanese title, ends up sounding more silly in comparison.

* Weather Report's Heart Heat Attack turning his opponent into a giant snai that still has the head and feet of the character. The poor creature looks absolutely ridiculous.

** Even better, depending on how you read them, Giorno's win quotes against them can either be heartfelt appreciation for the friends Koichi's made... or [[OhCrap muted horror]] as he realizes [[CuteAndPsycho just]] [[MoreDeadlyThanTheMale whom]] [[IdiotHero he's]] [[StoryBreakerPower pissed off]] with his act of robbery.
-->'''Giorno: (win quote against Okuyasu)''' Koichi... He has some loyal friends. I have to remember to apologize.
-->'''Giorno: (win quote against Yukako)''' Koichi really found himself an unforgettable girlfriend...