History Funny / JoJosBizarreAdventureAllStarBattle

* The fact that Kira's infamous Mona Lisa speech is one of the unlockable winquotes for Kosaku. Effectively, this means Kosaku can blow mobsters, presidents, and vampires to absolute smithereens with Killer Queen, and then ramble to them about how he got an erection look at a piece of classic artwork afterwards.

*** Giorno: Has the balls to claim his hair's better arranged. The same Giorno with a [[HypocriticalHumor completely ridiculous hairdo.]]

!General

!Part 1

!Part 2

!Part 3

!Part 4

*** Old Joseph: he snickers that Josuke's parents must be ashamed of how he styles his hair. [[spoiler:''Joseph is Josuke's biological father!'']]

!Part 5

!Part 6

!Part 7

!Part 8

!''All-Star Battle R''

* One of the battles in ''All-Star Battle mode'' features Valentine fighting Kira at the latter's home, with the explanation being that Valentine sensed Kira while traveling the multiverse and decided to investigate. Naturally, Kira is none to happy about someone not only finding out about his secret, but also attacking him at this home.

!Miscellaneous

* The tense and threatening "Eccentric Blaze King Esidisi" (the named character's theme) is mostly synthesizer, except for the one guitar part in the center. And what's the guitar playing? "[[Music/{{ACDC}} Back in Black]]", of course!
** Perhaps even better is that it opens with the same opening guitar riff from "Thunderstruck"
* Stephen Steel is the "host" for the Campaign mode. Choose to leave it and he goes a little... overboard.
* Someone [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGbT8YS-HVM hacked the game]] to let other characters put on the Stone Mask and [[PowerGivesYouWings ascend]]. Which has the side effects of making them scream random things, [[UncannyValley altering their models]] to fit Kars' proportions - Iggy in particular is reminiscent of [[Memes/SuperSmashBros Pikaman/Longchu/Ganonchu]], and Valentine's hair has to be seen to be believed - and often VocalDissonance, as Kars' "celebrate my new birth" voice line is unchanged.
* Thanks to it having a PC version, mods for ''R'' have come thick and fast:
** One mod is a "manga accurate Jonathan." as in it greatly inflates his body to resemble the famously rough early artstyle of Part 1.
** Another mod also swaps Jonathan's model out with the Wheel of Fortune from Part 3. No, not its user ZZ, but the Wheel of Fortune Stand car itself. So now the car is wobbling around doing Hamon moves.
** Another changes Kosaku Kawajiri into [[Series/BetterCallSaul Saul Goodman]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ1o_UOndNg Is it fitting somehow that the serial killer got changed into a lawyer?]]
** Yet another changes regular Yoshikage Kira into [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} Jon Arbuckle]], with Killer Queen changed to Garfield to match. Due to the way game files work here, Kosaku will also be toting around a Garfield Stand too even if he's unaltered otherwise.
** A mod that turns Shigechi into [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Gru]] with the Harvest drones turned into Minions. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYf1UxAShLQ Put simply, it looks both amazing and ridiculous.]] Well, moreso than Shigechi already is.
** There are also mods to alter Ikuro's hoodie, either into a Supreme-branded hoodie (AKA "the drip") or "one where Baoh doesn't go outside." ([[spoiler:an ahegao hoodie, otherwise.]])

** There are also mods to alter Ikuro's hoodie, either into a Supreme-branded hoodie (AKA "the drip") or "one where Baoh doesn't go ou tmuch." ([[spoiler:an ahegao hoodie, otherwise.]])

* Thanks to it having a PC version, a mod for ''R'' changes Kosaku Kawajiri into [[Series/BetterCallSaul Saul Goodman]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ1o_UOndNg Is it fitting somehow that the serial killer got changed into a lawyer?]]

** Okuasyu taint pose A (angry point) + uproarius laughter. Instantly turning Okuyasu into a JerkAss.

** Localised!Okuyasu is a goldmine:

-->'''Josuke:''' ''[[HarmfulHealing The way I see it, if I make you well again, and]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic then]]'' [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown kick your ass, I won't be "bullying the weak" then,]] '''[[ToThePain will I?]]'''''\\

** ''R'' takes this a step further and has him do ''[[VoiceChangeling impressions]]'' of the other characters, which makes it quite hilarious to hear him imitate Esidisi or Shigechi's voices or his completely serious mimicry of Yukako professing her loving thoughts of Koichi. And yes, he even imitates Pet Shop's completely indistinguishable wing lick and Ghiaccio's comically long rant too.

** Heck, it's even listed [[MundaneMadeAwesome ''as a special move.'']]

** ''R'' takes this a step further and has him do an impression of the other character, which makes it quite hilarious to hear him imitate Esidisi or Shigechi's voices or his completely serious mimicry of Yukako professing her loving thoughts of Koichi. And yes, he even imitates Pet Shop's completely indistinguishable wing lick and Ghiaccio's comically long rant too.

* The sheer fact that, despite being when the Universe is constantly being destroyed and/or reborn, both Funny Valentine (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, allowing travel through alternate universes) and Kira, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI1K1jPlzng who's brought Hayato with him AND can send poor Pucci back in time]] can be total pains in Father Pucci's ass. And it is HILARIOUS.

--> Kira: REWIIIINNNNDDDD LOLOLOLOLOL
--> Pucci: We're in fucking hyperspace... [[HyperspaceArsenal WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE KID??!!]]

--> '''Josuke:''' ''[[HarmfulHealing The way I see it, if I make you well again, and]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic then]]'' [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown kick your ass, I won't be "bullying the weak" then,]] '''[[ToThePain will I?]]'''''
--> '''Crazy Diamond:''' ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown DORA!! Dorararararararararara! DORA!!]]''

--->'''Jonathan:''' What would my Hamon do to that crazy hair of yours?

--->'''Will A. Zeppeli:''' That's the strangest head I have ever seen! What secrets doth it hold, I wonder?

--->'''Joseph:''' That hair makes your head look stupid huge, bro!

--->'''Polnareff:''' Shall I trim your hair into something less like a Cro-Magnon man?

--->'''Hol Horse:''' I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!

--->'''Iggy''': I'm gonna tear out your hair and fart in your face!

--->'''Old Joseph:''' Well, look at that! A head not even a mother could love!

--->'''DIO:''' Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road!

--->'''Josuke:''' Your hair... is ''not'' [[GratuitousEnglish GREAT]].[=/=]Hey, great haircut... NOT.
--->'''[[MirrorMatch Josuke]]:''' ''What the fuck did you say about my hair?!''

--->'''Okuyasu:''' Nice haircut! Welcome to like, twenty years ago!

--->'''Yukako:''' [[BrutalHonesty Let me be frank here. Your hairdo sucks.]]

--->'''Giorno:''' My hair obviously puts yours to shame!

--->'''Mista:''' I love your hair! You look just like a clown!

--->'''Prosciutto:''' I'd turn you old, but your hair's already out of date!

--->'''Jolyne:''' I've seen [[InsultToRocks drag queens with better hair!]]
*** Johnny: [[TemptingFate Dryly and sarcastically compliments said hairdo, saying it looks "super great." But of course, Josuke detects sarcasm and gets his powerup anyway]]. Also his localized line.
--->'''Johnny:''' I love your hair! It's the craziest stuff I've ever seen!

--->'''Gyro:''' Your name must be whack-a-mole, because I want to stomp your silly looking head down!
*** Valentine: Declares that he would never allow such a God-awful hairstyle in his country. Yeah, [[Music/ElvisPresley good luck with that, Prez.]]
--->'''Valentine:''' The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!
*** Baoh: Since Ikuro[=/=]Baoh can't talk properly, the narrator speaks for him, claiming that [[TemptingFate Baoh doesn't like how Josuke's pompadour smells. Yet Josuke still figures it out, gets pissed off, and takes it out on poor Ikuro.]]
--->'''Narrator:''' Baoh has detected the scent of his foe's hairstyle... And he doesn't like it one bit!
*** If either Johnny or Gyro are on their horses when this happens, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere the horses run for it]]; leaving both men to the [[ThisIsGonnaSuck inevitable beatdown Josuke is going to give to them.]]

-->'''Okuyasu Victory D:''' I'll take anything you got! Unless it's the clap.

--> '''Kira:''' I'll be the one who drops bombs around here, thanks.

** Ghiaccio also for some reason loses his shit against [[PlayingWithFire Avdol]], who basically tells him to stop being so angry all the time because it'll only cause him to make mistakes. The inverted RedOniBlueOni dynamic is ''incredible'', it's a shame there isn't more of it.

*** Pet Shop (''R''): Just like in ''Eyes of Heaven'', Pet Shop just squawks at it and somehow Josuke STILL flies off the handle at him. And unlike Iggy's dialogue, Pet Shop's bird noises aren't even translated at all, just subtitled phoenetically. And Josuke still decides the bird has to die.

*** Unlike Iggy, Pet Shop's statement about Josuke's hair isn't even translated. All they do is cackle in a taunting fashion. Just like Iggy and Baoh, though, Josuke can detect when those that can't speak are dissing his 'do.

** And a similar situation for Gappy: Apply his Taunt B vocal ("Delicious!") to his Taunt A animation (pointing fiercely at his enemy.) Cue Gappy pointing at them and shouting "DELICIOUS!" while ''grinning''.

* The fact that the game says that the character is "Retired" after being knocked out, no matter what finished them off. Especially with some of the Situational Finishers like being disintegrated [[note]]DIO's Mansion with vampires and Pillar Men[[/note]], being dragged to the world of dead [[note]]Morioh[[/note]] and being crushed inside a garbage truck[[note]]Rome Streets[[/note]].

* Avdol's HHA line translates to: "Magician's Red does not forgive you." followed by his trademark "Yes, I AM!" Was subbed in the overseas original release as "Who's the man?" which just makes his line oddly {{Adorkable}}.

* The Western localization changes Kosaku-Kira's taunt line "I, Yoshikage Kira, have luck on my side!" to the strangely {{Adorkable}} "Everything's coming up Kira!"

* Mista, Narancia, and Fugo now have taunts where they ''break out dancing.'' The same dance they forced poor Mario Zucchero to watch.

* Someone [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGbT8YS-HVM hacked the game]] to let other characters put on the Stone Mask and [[PowerGivesYouWings ascend]]. Which has the side effects of making them scream random things, [[UncannyValley altering their models]] to fit Kars' proportions - Iggy in particular is reminiscent of [[Memes/SuperSmashBros Pikaman/Longchu/Ganonchu]], and Valentine's hair has to be seen to be believed - and often VocalDissonance, as Kars' "celebrate my new birth" voice line is unchanged.

** ''R'' takes this a step further and has him do an impression of the other character, which makes it quite hilarious to hear him imitate Esidisi or Shigechi's voices or his completely serious mimicry of Yukako professing her loving thoughts of Koichi. And yes, he even imitates Pet Shop's completely indistinguishable bird screech and Ghiaccio's comically long rant too.

** ''R'' takes this a step further and has him do an impression of the other character, which makes it quite hilarious to hear him imitate Esidisi or Shigechi's voices or his completely serious mimicry of Yukako professing her loving thoughts of Koichi.

* Ghiaccio's GHA, rather than any use of his Stand, is instead his "Venezia" rant turned into an attack. He can beat up the likes of a superpowerful vampire lord, the ultimate life form, a sentient plankton colony and the American president with the power of being ludicrously irrationally angry about how people say "Venice."