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** Even [[spoiler:her own last words]] qualify: "My tit!"

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** Even [[spoiler:her her own last words]] words qualify: "My tit!"



* Jennifer's reaction after [[spoiler:Chip impales her]]? "[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Got a tampon]]?"

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* Jennifer's reaction after [[spoiler:Chip Chip impales her]]? her? "[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Got a tampon]]?"



* Although ultimately cut out of the movie, when [[spoiler: Needy tells Jennifer there has to be a cure to her curse, Jennifer tells her it isn't a curse.]] Come the following exchange:

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* Although ultimately cut out of the movie, when [[spoiler: Needy tells Jennifer there has to be a cure to her curse, Jennifer tells her it isn't a curse.]] curse. Come the following exchange:


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** Even [[spoiler:her own FamousLastWords]] qualify: "My tit!"

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** Even [[spoiler:her own FamousLastWords]] last words]] qualify: "My tit!"
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* "You hear me, you bastard? I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door-knockers rich folks got! ''That will be'' '''''your balls!'''''"

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* "You "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EzG7J4xodk&ab_channel=DeadMeatShorts You hear me, you bastard? bastard?]] I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door-knockers rich folks got! ''That will be'' '''''your balls!'''''"
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* "You hear me, you bastard? I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion doorknockers rich folks got! That'll be your balls!"
** Even funnier? That's '''''[[Creator/BillFagerbakke BILL FREAKIN' FAGERBAKKE]]''''' saying that. And he sounds just like [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]] while he's saying it!

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* "You hear me, you bastard? I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion doorknockers door-knockers rich folks got! That'll be your balls!"
''That will be'' '''''your balls!'''''"
** Even funnier? That's '''''[[Creator/BillFagerbakke BILL FREAKIN' FAGERBAKKE]]''''' saying that. And he sounds just like [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]] while when he's saying it!
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** Even funnier because Creator/BillFagerbakke sounds like [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]] while saying it.

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** Even funnier because Creator/BillFagerbakke funnier? That's '''''[[Creator/BillFagerbakke BILL FREAKIN' FAGERBAKKE]]''''' saying that. And he sounds just like [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]] while he's saying it.it!
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* During the confrontation in the abandoned pool:
-->'''Chip:''' She can fly?
-->'''Needy:''' She's just hovering. It's not ''that'' impressive.
-->'''Jennifer:''' God, do you have to undermine everything that I do?
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* Needy trying to convince Chip of what Jennifer's up to.
--> "She's actually evil. Not [[AlphaBitch high school evil]]."
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* "My tit!"

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* ** Even [[spoiler:her own FamousLastWords]] qualify: "My tit!"
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* "I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that ''hurts''! I couldn't even go to Flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas."

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* Many of Jennifer's DeadpanSnarker lines throughout the film can get a laugh. For instance: "I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that ''hurts''! I couldn't even go to Flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas."
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** Even funnier because Creator/BillFaggerbake sounds like [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]] while saying it.

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** Even funnier because Creator/BillFaggerbake Creator/BillFagerbakke sounds like [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]] while saying it.
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** The fact that

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** The fact that Even funnier because Creator/BillFaggerbake sounds like [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]] while saying it.
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** Even more hilarious when you remember

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** Even more hilarious when you remember
The fact that
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* You hear me, you bastard? I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion
doorknockers rich folks got!
That'll be your balls!

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* You "You hear me, you bastard? I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion
lion doorknockers rich folks got!
got! That'll be your balls!
balls!"
** Even more hilarious when you remember
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* You hear me, you bastard? I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion
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That'll be your balls!
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* Although ultimately cut out of the movie, when [[spoiler: Needy tells Jennifer there has to be a cure to her curse, Jennifer tells her it isn't a curse.]] Come the following exchange:
-->'''Needy:''' You're killing people!
-->'''Jennifer:''' No, I'm killing ''boys''.
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** [[CrossesTheLineTwice And then they start singing]] [[Music/TommyTutone 867-5309]].

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** [[CrossesTheLineTwice And then they start singing]] [[Music/TommyTutone 867-5309]]."[[Music/TommyTutone 867-5309/Jenny]]".
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** [[CrossesTheLineTwice And then they start singing 867-5309]].

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** [[CrossesTheLineTwice And then they start singing singing]] [[Music/TommyTutone 867-5309]].

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* Jennifer's reaction after [[spoiler: Chip impales her]]? "[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Got a tampon]]?"

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* Jennifer's reaction after [[spoiler: Chip [[spoiler:Chip impales her]]? "[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Got a tampon]]?"



-->'''Chip:''' Well, I can see, like, your womb, so...

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-->'''Chip:''' Well, I can see, like, your womb, so...so...
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** And then they start singing 867-5309.

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** [[CrossesTheLineTwice And then they start singing 867-5309.867-5309]].
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* When Jennifer is changing into her outfit for the rock show:

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* When Jennifer Needy is changing into her outfit for the rock show:

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--> {{Satan}} is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna [[FacialHorror wear your face]]. ''({{Beat}}, [[DeathGlare as Dirk gives him a look]])'' [[{{Troll}} Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing]]. [[FalseReassurance The rest is gonna happen.]]

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--> {{Satan}} is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna [[FacialHorror [[TearOffYourFace wear your face]]. ''({{Beat}}, [[DeathGlare as Dirk gives him a look]])'' [[{{Troll}} Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing]]. [[FalseReassurance The rest is gonna happen.]]



'''Nikolai: (not missing a beat)''' Fuckin-A, it is.

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'''Nikolai: (not missing a beat)''' Fuckin-A, it is.is.
* Jennifer's reaction after [[spoiler: Chip impales her]]? "[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Got a tampon]]?"
* Needy and Jennifer's very first lines to each other in the movie.
-->'''Jennifer:''' Hey, Monistat.
-->'''Needy:''' What's up, Vagisil?
* When Jennifer is changing into her outfit for the rock show:
-->'''Chip:''' Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.
-->'''Needy:''' It's a rock show. This is my rock look.
-->'''Chip:''' Well, I can see, like, your womb, so...
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'''Nikolai: (not missing a beat)''' Fuck right, it is.

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'''Nikolai: (not missing a beat)''' Fuck right, Fuckin-A, it is.
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-->'''Nikolai:''' Good evening, Devil's Lake -//
'''Audience Member:''' Devil's ''Kettle''!//

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-->'''Nikolai:''' Good evening, Devil's Lake -//
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'''Audience Member:''' Devil's ''Kettle''!//''Kettle''!\\
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* When seducing a jock, Jennifer places his hand over her breast and says "Feel my heart... ''I think my heart is broken''" in the most overwrought whisper one has ever heard.

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* When seducing a jock, Jennifer places his hand over her breast and says "Feel my heart... ''I think my heart is broken''" in the most overwrought whisper one has ever heard.heard.
* This exchange, as the band starts their performance:
-->'''Nikolai:''' Good evening, Devil's Lake -//
'''Audience Member:''' Devil's ''Kettle''!//
'''Nikolai: (not missing a beat)''' Fuck right, it is.
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--> {{Satan}} is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna [[FacialHorror wear your face]]. ''([[{{Beat}} Dirk gives him a look]])'' Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.

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--> {{Satan}} is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna [[FacialHorror wear your face]]. ''([[{{Beat}} ''({{Beat}}, [[DeathGlare as Dirk gives him a look]])'' [[{{Troll}} Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. thing]]. [[FalseReassurance The rest is gonna happen.]]
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** And then they start singing 867-5309.

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** And then they start singing 867-5309.867-5309.
* When seducing a jock, Jennifer places his hand over her breast and says "Feel my heart... ''I think my heart is broken''" in the most overwrought whisper one has ever heard.
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** And then they start singing 867-8309.

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** And then they start singing 867-8309.867-5309.
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--> {{Satan}} is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna [[FacialHorror wear your face]]. ''([[{{Beat}} Dirk gives him a look]])'' Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.

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--> {{Satan}} is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna [[FacialHorror wear your face]]. ''([[{{Beat}} Dirk gives him a look]])'' Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.happen.
** And then they start singing 867-8309.
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* "I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that ''hurts''! I couldn't even go to Flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas."
* "My tit!"
* As horrific as Jennifer's murder is, Nikolai lets out this gem before the band sacrifices her:
--> {{Satan}} is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna [[FacialHorror wear your face]]. ''([[{{Beat}} Dirk gives him a look]])'' Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen.

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