History Funny / JackReacher

31st Jul '15 5:11:51 PM forsetipurge
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\n\n* In ''Never Go Back'', Reacher talks about his primeval urge to wander and spread his DNA around like the Vikings. His companion, a GirlOfTheWeek, tells him to shut up; [[ItMakesSenseInContext he has a paternity suit waiting.]]
30th Jun '15 10:34:41 AM maximsk
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Sometimes I despair.
** When Alice and Reacher are looking at Carmen Greer's medical reports for evidence of domestic abuse, they start at the beginning. The narrative launches into a long, immaculately detailed paragraph about the circumstances and procedures of her daughter Ellie's birth, from gynecology to fetal monitors to times of day for the process of labor, all concluding that Carmen was born perfectly viable — and then it helpfully notes that the birth report did ''not'' mention facial bruising, or a split lip, or loosened teeth.
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** When Alice and Reacher are looking at Carmen Greer's medical reports for evidence of domestic abuse, they start at the beginning. The narrative launches into a long, immaculately detailed paragraph about the circumstances and procedures of her daughter Ellie's birth, from gynecology to fetal monitors to times of day for the process of labor, all concluding that Carmen Ellie was born perfectly viable — and then it helpfully notes that the birth report did ''not'' mention facial bruising, or a split lip, or loosened teeth.
30th Jun '15 10:34:13 AM maximsk
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Oops, mistype.
** When Alice and Reacher are looking at Carmen Greer's medical reports for evidence of domestic abuse, they start at the beginning. The narrative launches into a long, immaculately detailed paragraph about the circumstances and procedures of Carmen's birth, from gynecology to fetal monitors to times of day for the process of labor, all concluding that Carmen was born perfectly viable — and then it notes that the birth report did ''not'' mention facial bruising, or a split lip, or loosened teeth.
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** When Alice and Reacher are looking at Carmen Greer's medical reports for evidence of domestic abuse, they start at the beginning. The narrative launches into a long, immaculately detailed paragraph about the circumstances and procedures of Carmen's her daughter Ellie's birth, from gynecology to fetal monitors to times of day for the process of labor, all concluding that Carmen was born perfectly viable — and then it helpfully notes that the birth report did ''not'' mention facial bruising, or a split lip, or loosened teeth. teeth.
30th Jun '15 10:29:46 AM maximsk
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** When Alice and Reacher are looking at Carmen Greer's medical reports for evidence of domestic abuse, they start at the beginning. The narrative launches into a long, immaculately detailed paragraph about the circumstances and procedures of Carmen's birth, from gynecology to fetal monitors to times of day for the process of labor, all concluding that Carmen was born perfectly viable — and then it notes that the birth report did ''not'' mention facial bruising, or a split lip, or loosened teeth.
30th Jun '15 9:31:40 AM maximsk
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--> "I never thought it would be anything else," Reacher lied.
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--> "I never thought it would be anything else," Reacher he lied.
30th Jun '15 9:28:57 AM maximsk
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** About two-thirds of the way into the book, Reacher finally spends an evening with Alice. The narrative has been describing Alice in physically flattering terms ever since Reacher laid eyes on her, which is the standard for [[GirlOfTheWeek girls he's attracted to]]. And then she invites him over for dinner. Only once Reacher is over there does he discover that [[IncompatibleOrientation Alice wasn't planning on much]]. The whole exchange is a brilliant back-and-forth, but then it ends on this note: --> "So it doesn't bother you?" she said. "That it's just a meal with a new friend and then back to the hotel on your own?" --> "I never thought it would be anything else," Reacher lied.
7th May '15 1:23:38 AM maximsk
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* As of ''Echo Burning'', Reacher hasn't gotten much better on this front. The Texas town of Pecos is now known as Pecan.
29th Apr '15 1:56:21 AM maximsk
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* In ''Tripwire'', Reacher has just returned to New York from the Florida Keys, investigating a detective who'd come looking for him. The most sensible thing to do, he reasons, is to check the yellow pages, but he doesn't have a very convenient start. --> But the yellow pages showed no private investigators called Costello. Plenty of private Costellos in the white pages, but no professional listings under that name. Reacher sighed. He was disappointed, but not surprised. It would have been too good to be true to open up the book and see Costello Investigations—We Specialize in Finding Ex-[=MPs=] Down in the Keys. ** Later, Reacher gets taken clothes shopping. As it happens, he's not very versed in clothes shopping. -->'''Reacher:''' There was a place I went in Chicago. I think it was a chain store, short little name. Hole? Gap? Something like that. They had the right sizes."

* In ''Tripwire'', Reacher has just returned to New York from the Florida Keys, investigating a detective who'd come looking for him. The most sensible thing to do, he reasons, is to check the yellow pages, but he doesn't have a very convenient start. --> But the yellow pages showed no private investigators called Costello. Plenty of private Costellos in the white pages, but no professional listings under that name. Reacher sighed. He was disappointed, but not surprised. It would have been too good to be true to open up the book and see Costello Investigations—We Specialize in Finding Ex-[=MPs=] Down in the Keys.
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* In ''Tripwire'', Reacher has just returned to New York from the Florida Keys, investigating a detective who'd come looking for him. The most sensible thing to do, he reasons, is to check the yellow pages, but he doesn't have a very convenient start. --> But the yellow pages showed no private investigators called Costello. Plenty of private Costellos in the white pages, but no professional listings under that name. Reacher sighed. He was disappointed, but not surprised. It would have been too good to be true to open up the book and see Costello Investigations—We Specialize in Finding Ex-[=MPs=] Down in the Keys.
27th Apr '15 5:14:00 PM maximsk
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Whoopsie daisy.
* In ''Worth Dying For'', Reacher is trapped in the back of a truck whose ceiling was hit with a shotgun blast. He gets bored and counts the individual holes the pellets made (there are one hundred and thirteen), which leads to this numbers-related spiel:
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* In ''Worth Dying For'', ''Die Trying'', Reacher is trapped in the back of a truck whose ceiling was hit with a shotgun blast. He gets bored and counts the individual holes the pellets made (there are one hundred and thirteen), which leads to this numbers-related spiel:
24th Apr '15 1:14:46 AM maximsk
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\n* In ''Tripwire'', Reacher has just returned to New York from the Florida Keys, investigating a detective who'd come looking for him. The most sensible thing to do, he reasons, is to check the yellow pages, but he doesn't have a very convenient start. --> But the yellow pages showed no private investigators called Costello. Plenty of private Costellos in the white pages, but no professional listings under that name. Reacher sighed. He was disappointed, but not surprised. It would have been too good to be true to open up the book and see Costello Investigations—We Specialize in Finding Ex-[=MPs=] Down in the Keys.
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