History Funny / InternetHistorian

** "[[SincerityMode Jokes aside,]] this is assault with a deadly weapon. [[SubvertedTrope This guy should be...]] [[IncrediblyLamePun locked]] [[QuipToBlack up!]]" ''([[Series/CSIMiami yeeeeaaaaahhhhh!]])''

* IH's IncrediblyLamePun about the behavior of the con's guests.

* When Internet Historian is trying to make the point that other denominations of Christianity consider predicting the end of the world sin, he shows various quotes and accompanying images. When he gets to the Quakers, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers he shows a screenshot]] of ''VideoGame/QuakeII'', with a quote from that game's protagonist copied from the ''Quake'' wiki.

** After buying [=NordVPN=], [=idealcandidate420=] becomes President, is suddenly 75% more attractive, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and his parents are no longer getting divorced]].

** The figure IH uses to represent the narrator of the fanfic? ''[[
WebVideo/{{Pyrocynical}}''.

A hilarious compilation of internet polls that end up [[DidntThinkThisThrough spiraling out of control]] by {{trolls}}. Highlights include:

-->'''Interviewer''': ''[To a man with long hair, dark clothes and a leather collar]'' OK, so you're dressed as the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Holmes_(mass_murderer) Batman movie shooter]]. What made you choose this costume?\\

->'''IH:''' And then they have sex, and it's... pretty graphic.

-> '''IH:''' The problem is, ''B-Chiku'' doesn't have any tentacle porn. ''[cuts to a screenshot of him being blocked on Twitter by Kurt for pointing this out]'' He claims it is difficult to find, so let's test that. ''[jingle plays, splash screens of a tutorial before cutting to Google]'' Okay, and we type it into Google... and there are about 8 links. What about the images? ''[several blurred images based on the search appear]'' Yep, [[BrainBleach every one of THOSE is an affront to God]].

--->'''IH:''' [[SarcasmMode Gourmet Kraft Single there.]]

--->'''IH:''' Second, the gamblers. Thousands of individuals, betting hundreds of thousands of dollars on the outcome of the story. Who would die next? ''[shows a video of one guy trying to run through Platform 9 3/4 and smacking against the wall, showing the [[Memes/DarkSouls You died]] screen]'' Who would Harry hook up with? ''[shows an infamous Daniel Radcliffe picture of an Theatre/{{Equus}} production]''

-->'''[=IH=]''': Bet that'll make anyone [[{{Pun}} grimace]].

-->'''[=IH=]''': [[ForegoneConclusion You knew where this was gonna go. I knew how this was gonna go.]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough How did McDonald's not?!]]

--->'''[[Literature/TheFourGospels Matthew 24:36]]:''' ''But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.''

** The figure IH uses to represent the narrator of the fanfic? ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebVideo/Pyrocynical Pyrocynical]]''.

-->'''Sean:''' [[RuleThirtyFourCreatorReactions UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES]] WATCH PAST THE 45 MIN MARK[[note]]not just the fanfic, but also Murray being shown making out with the "gaming inspector personification of the gaming community," as IH puts it.[[/note]]. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis UNDER. NO. CIRCUMSTANCES.]]\\

* There's this Youtube comment as well:

* One of the accomplices that the detective landed a successful sting on was voiced by WebVideo/TheRightOpinion speaking in a Cockney accent, which a subtitle in the video insists is his real voice.

** "[[CaptainObviousAesop Domestic violence... is bad.]] Bold statements, really, on this channel."

* A few weeks after the con, the Hilton hotel terminated [=RainFurrest's=] contract with a letter listing all of the reasons why they wouldn't be allowed back next year, or the year after that. IH's interpretation of what that letter said: