History Funny / IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom

* When Indy threatens to drop the stones Mola Ram is after off the bridge, Willie is briefly seen grinning smugly and raising her eyebrows at Mola Ram. Rather casual for the situation.

** The look on Willie's face when they're serving chilled monkey brains (as shown in the image above).

'''Willie:''' What's the rush?\\

'''Willie:''' [[LargeHam ''OKAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!'']]

* The bug tunnel sequence. '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ESLKWt5w4w ALL OF IT.]]'''''

''(Indy's fist comes through the wall)''\\
'''Indy:''' Do. It. NOW!\\
'''Willie:''' ''OKAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!''

* Willie was charmed by the diamond Lao Che gave to Indy, and then Indy poke Willie to give him the diamond:

'''Indy:''' ''(about to have a drink)'' To good health.\\
''[Willie made Indy spill his drink.]''\\
'''Willie:''' Lao, he put a hole. He put ''two'' holes in my dress from Paris!\\

* Indy made Willie hold his gun. It was so hot for being shot with that Willie accidentally dropped it from the car.

* Mola Ram might be the scariest villain in the entire franchise but you can tell his actor Amrish Puri was ''having a blast'' playing the role, and he comes off as both extremely sinister and a hilariously LaughablyEvil LargeHam as a result.

-->'''Mola Ram:''' ''[[PsychoticSmirk (grinning)]]'' Welcome.

--->'''Indy:''' No, it wasn't my hands, it was my... [[GroinAttack my misunderstanding]].

* Indy and Short Round arguing about who was the bigger cheat while Willie runs screaming from every little noise.

* BELCH*

* Indy punches a cigarette lady. Of course, the poison is starting to run through his system.

* Willie tries to get the diamond, but people keep kicking it.

* The villagers' dumbfounded expressions when Willie tries to ride an elephant.

* BELCH*

'''Willie:''' ''(aggravated)'' ''ALRIIIGHT!!'' ''[suddenly looks at her hand]'' [[MoodSwinger Ohhh]] [[SkewedPriorities I broke a nail.]]\\
'''Willie:''' ''(turns hand over -- GIANT BUG WAS HIDING IN HER PALM. Bugs at her feet. Bugs above her head.)''\\

-->'''Indy:''' Willie, WE... are going... to '''''DIE'''''!

* Indy using his foot to brake the mine car and it smoking and Indy yelling "Water! Water!" as he and Willie try to put the fire on his foot out. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Suddenly an oncoming deluge of water starts flooding down the tunnel]] and Indy yelling and pointing "''WATER! WATER!''"

-->'''Willie:''' ''[sees the cockpits empty]'' Oh no. Oh no! Mister! Mister! Oh mister, please wake up!\\

'''Willie:''' No, no. ''[drags Indy to the cockpits]'' No one's flying the plane!\\

'''Willie:''' They're all gone! ''[Indy gets on one of the cockpits]'' You know how to fly, don't you?\\
'''Indy:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' No. Do you?\\

-->'''Indy:''' Willie, WE... are going... to DIE!
*** Please note the most stone-cold serious [[{{Emoticon}} :C]] face you could ever imagine.

** Prior to that, the scene in their bedrooms after their argument about their BelligerentSexualTension where we cut back and forth between them, each certain that the other is going to show up.

* After Short Round wakes Indy out of Kali Ma's black sleep, he attacks the guards while trying to save Willie, at one point charging Mola Ram with a heavy pole...only to have the Thuggee leader disappear through a trap door with a maniacal laugh; Indy's face is like, "Really?"

* BELCH*

* This dialogue:
-->'''Willie:''' A hole. He put two holes in my dress from Paris!\\

** And this:

*** This is probably an ActorAllusion to when, in Franchise/StarWars Han Solo (Harrison Ford) chases after a couple stormtoopers. He then runs back down the hallway, with more stormtroopers behind him. The [[ReCut remastered edition]] also shows a room full of about 50 stormtroopers before Han turns around.

** Indy and Shorty are being crushed in the spike trap. Willie has to feel inside a hole for a lever to save them. Inside it is full of bugs.
-->'''Indy:''' Just feel inside!\\
''(Willie looks inside and sees all the bugs)''\\
'''Willie:''' ''YOU'' FEEL INSIDE!\\
''(Indy's fist comes through the wall)''\\
'''Indy:''' Do. It. NOW!\\
'''Willie:''' ''OKAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!''
** Prior to that, when Indy was calling Willie for help.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fja4r7mNmic "Willie, WE... are going... to DIE!"]] Followed by the most stone-cold serious [[{{Emoticon}} :C]] face you could ever imagine.

** The whole thing ends with Indy's childish "Oh fine, I ''quit.''"

** The Prime Minister, annoyed with Indy's claims, has some fun by mischievously bringing back an incident where the Sultan of Madagascar threatened Indy with some form of mutilation.
--->'''Indy:''' It wasn't my head. It wasn't my hands, it was my... [[GroinAttack my misunderstanding]].

* Most of what Short Round says elevates him from being a mere EthnicScrappy to a [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes funny-as-hell little kid]]. "Maybe he like...''older'' women" and "You tell me later" stand out in particular.

* From the DVD making of special: the description of how one of the elephants ate part of Willie's very expensive dress, to which they actually had to put on the insurance form "eaten by elephant."

Indy and Shorty are being crushed in the spike trap. Willie has to feel inside a hole for a lever to save them. Inside it is full of bugs.

'''Willie:''' '''''(ScreamsLikeALittleGirl)'''''

* Indy and Shorty are being crushed in the spike trap. Willie has to feel inside a hole for a lever to save them. Inside it is full of bugs.

'''Willie:''' ''(aggravated)'' ''ALRIIIGHT!!'' ''[suddenly looks at her hand]'' [[MoodSwinger Ohhh]] [[SkewedPriorities I broke a nail.]]\\\

* "Willie, WE...are going...to DIE!" Followed by the most stone-cold serious [[{{Emoticon}} :C]] face you could ever imagine.

** Short Round "saves" Indy by hitting the taskmaster with a whip as he's carries Indy above his head ("Drop him down! I'll kill you! Drop him down!"). The taskmaster [[HoistHeroOverHead he lifts Indy higher]] and drops him into a cart. He then grabs Shorty and toss him aside, with Shorty screaming "WHOOOAAA!!".

'''Willie:''' ''OOOKAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!''

'''Willie:''' ''(aggravated)'' ''ALRIIIGHT!!'' ''[suddenly looks at her hand]'' [[MoodSwinger Oh I broke a nail.]]\\\

** Short Round "saves" Indy by hitting the taskmaster with a whip as he's carries Indy above his head ("Drop him down! I'll kill you! Drop him down!"). Then [[HoistHeroOverHead he lifts Indy higher]] and drops him into a cart. He grabs Shorty and toss him aside, with Shorty screaming "WHOOOAAA!!".