History Funny / IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDeviceSpecials

* The realization that the Emperor plays such a poor game that he needed to use stupidly overpowered cards - and still somehow manages to lose.

-->'''Whammudes:''' I was promised stripping, but there was ''none.'' They just p-played a fucking children's card game, I mean - [[[FunWithSubtitles blue-balled sigh]]]

-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW-]]\\
'''Kitten:''' And yes, Wind-Up Kitten! Attack his life points directly with your... wind-up cat attack.\\

'''Karstodes:''' He, he did it! Kitten actually did it! We're free!\\
'''Custodisi:''' I am surprised by his immense fortitude! Truly this was a great battle of wits!\\
'''Whammudes:''' I was promised stripping, but there was ''none.'' They just p-played a fucking children's card game, I mean - [[[FunWithSubtitles blue-balled sigh]]]

-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW-]][[note]]For the record, each letter is pronounced by the text-to-speech device ''individually''.[[/note]]\\

-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW-]]\\[[note]]For the record, each letter is pronounced by the text-to-speech device ''individually''.[[/note]]

-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW-]][[note]]For the record, each letter is pronounced by the text-to-speech device ''individually''.[[/note]]

-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW-]]\\

-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW-]]\\ [[note]]For the record, each letter is pronounced by the text-to-speech device ''individually''.[[/note]]

-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW-]][[note]]For the record, each letter is pronounced by the text-to-speech device ''individually''.[[/note]]

-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW-]]\\ [[note]]For the record, each letter is pronounced by the text-to-speech device ''individually''.[[/note]]

-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW-]]\\[[note]]For the record, each letter is pronounced by the text-to-speech device ''individually''.[[/note]]

-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA-]]\\

** Lucius terrorizes Little Billy to make him [[DefenseMechanismSuperpower conjure a warp rift]], then pulls whatever Imperial happens to be at the destination back through with him, kills them, then terrorizes Little Billy all over again. [[OverlyLongGag Hundreds of times.]][[note:Specifically, ''more than'' ''[[NumberOfTheBeast 666]]''; if you look in the background before we see him do it for the first time, you'll see that a pile of corpses has already been gathering up, meaning that this was ''far'' from the first time Lucius has done this that night.]]

** Lucius terrorizes Little Billy to make him [[DefenseMechanismSuperpower conjure a warp rift]], then pulls whatever Imperial happens to be at the destination back through with him, kills them, then terrorizes Little Billy all over again. [[OverlyLongGag Hundreds of times.]]

** Extra hilarious considering that Red/Blue is the colors Tzeentch's strategy would be in that game, since it focuses on combos. Like in this episode, Red/Blue is generally hated for how long it takes for a player to take their turn. Not to mention that Magnus is Red and Tzeentch has Blue skin.

'''Kitten:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Not engaging in wars every five minutes is about where I started.]]

* Leman killing a [[HornyDemons Daemonette]] by ''blue balling it''. Crosses over with [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Awesome]].

'''Kitten:''' [[{{Mondegreen}} I've always wanted to play luigi board.]]\\

** Boy's insistence on putting B's in front of everything becomes HillariousInHindsight when Creator/ParadoxInteractive later organized a stream celebrating the release of ''Nemesis'', and one of the empires (the Xumans, played by WebVideo/DoorMonster and Stefan Anon) developed a tendency to put X's in front of everything, including their own names.

''[supposedly [[YouMakeMeSic laughes]] in eldritch]''\\

* Yes, in a combination of Funny, Awesome and Heartwarming, [[HiddenHeartOfGold Kitten]] won the galactic battle royale by simply sitting out the violence, saving up military power when necessary and, unlike every other player, being a genuinely ethical and idealistic leader of a {{utopia}}n [[TheFederation federation]]. In a game of ''Stellaris'', played by characters based on ''Warhammer 40,000'', of all places.[[labelnote:*]]The Meta in Stellaris, especially at the moment the video was created, is biased heavily towards dystopic Empires, most notably the "[[ForScience Techno]][[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil slaver]]" strategy - so Kitten was at a slight disadvantage and still won because he's that good.[[/labelnote]] For bonus points, Kitten was more or less inadvertently roleplaying the most optimistic interpretation of the Tau Empire, whom he despises with every fiber of his being.

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** When Leman gets to berating Calato, he uses a Space Marine version of the [[MemeticMutation Navy SEALS copypasta]]. Doubles as a SugarWiki/AwesomeMoment, as unlike the [[InternetToughGuy fine fellow]] who was the subject of said copypasta. Leman is a Primarch who can back ''every single solitary word of it up''.

-->'''Grey Knight:''' [[ThePaladin The Grey Knights]] and the [[DemonSlaying Ordo Malleus]], present! We shall search out and kill [[SuddenlyShouting ALL OF THE DAEMONS!]]\\
'''Inquisitor:''' [[TheWitchHunter The Ordo Hereticus]], present. [[HeKnowsTooMuch We're going to kill that Stormtrooper in a bit.]] Unless he explodes by himself. [[CallBack Like the others...]] [[EvilLaugh [possibly aroused snicker] ]] [[note]]''*Extremely muted cry of'' "[[{{Callback}} FUCKING HERETIIIICS!!]]" ''is heard in the background*''[[/note]]\\
'''Canoness of the Order of Our Martyred Lady:''' [[AmazonBrigade The Sisters of Battle of the Adepta Sororitas]], present! Well, some of us at least. The Ecclesiarchy breaking apart and everything else [[SanitySlippage drove some of us a]] ''[[SanitySlippage bit]]'' MAD. But uh... yeah anyway [[SuddenlyShouting PURGE THE HERETICS!]]\\

** To the Grey Knight, he calls them the Inquisitorial equivalent of [[SpoiledBrat spoiled, rich children]]. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also their accents are weird, and full of waffles]].

--->'''Inquisitor:''' ''[[EvilLaugh [definitely aroused snicker] ]]''

'''Canoness of the Order of the Sacred Rose:''' That is literally the absolute worst thing you could have said. [[SarcasmMode Thank you.]]

'''Grey Knight Inquisitor:''' SSSSSÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅSSSS!\\
'''Inquisitor:''' WEH, Wheere did I get this mask from anywayyy?\\

'''Grey Knight Inquisitor:''' SSSSSÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅSSSS!