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* The only thing that Sly Marbo ever says is [[NoIndoorVoice AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]. And it seems that one point, he actually ''[[MakeMeWannaShout weaponizes his shouts]]'', as well as possibly using his own subtitles as a bludgeon.

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* The only thing that Sly Marbo ever says is [[NoIndoorVoice AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]. And it seems that one point, he actually ''[[MakeMeWannaShout weaponizes ''weaponizes his shouts]]'', shouts'', as well as possibly using his own subtitles as a bludgeon.
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* After [[spoiler:Saint Celestine]] decapitates Be'lakor, two cultists (both being based on the cultists from the first and second ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'' games]] have very different reactions to it.
-->'''Cultist 1''':\\
'''Cultist 2:'''

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* After [[spoiler:Saint Celestine]] decapitates Be'lakor, two cultists (both cultists[[note]]both being based on the cultists from the first and second ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'' games]] games[[/note]] have very different reactions to it.
-->'''Cultist 1''':\\
1''': NOOOOHOHOOO! DADDY BE'LAKOR\\
'''Cultist 2:'''2:''' [[VideoGame/DeusEx He was a good daemon. [lip smack] What a rotten way to be banished.]]

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* Be'lakor is absolutely, delightfully [[LargeHam hammy]], bolstered by SpeakerD's delivery.

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* Be'lakor is absolutely, delightfully [[LargeHam hammy]], bolstered by SpeakerD's [=SpeakerD=]'s delivery.



* After [[spoiler:Saint Celestine]] decapitates Be'lakor, two cultists (both being based on the cultists from the first and second ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'' games]] have very different reactions to it.
-->'''Cultist 1''':\\
'''Cultist 2:'''



* The Serf has his fair share of good lines as well:
-->'''Governor Slobarious''': Ah well I suppose it is best they all starve. A necessary evil.\\
'''Serf''': [[DeadpanSnarker Hmm yes necessary evil,]] [[SarcasmMode absolutely]]
** After Hragthkar kills Slobarious and appoints himself as the new gover and states his first new law is: "WEE BAGIS FOR EVERYONE!"
-->'''Serf''': Fuck I'm convinced.



-->'''Inquisitor:''' IN THE NAME OF TERRA I DEMAND YOU IMMEDIATELY CEASE THIS IMPERTINENT PRACTICE OF EXISTING!!
-->'''Hragthkar:''' [[BadassBoast FEELIN' PRETTY EXISTENT HERE IN YER ORBIT! LET'S SEE HOW YER GROUND TREATS US!]]

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-->'''Inquisitor:''' IN THE NAME OF TERRA I DEMAND YOU IMMEDIATELY CEASE THIS IMPERTINENT PRACTICE OF EXISTING!!
-->'''Hragthkar:'''
EXISTING!!\\
'''Hragthkar:'''
[[BadassBoast FEELIN' PRETTY EXISTENT HERE IN YER ORBIT! LET'S SEE HOW YER GROUND TREATS US!]]



** As Covan puts up two pictures to compare the two, one can hear the infamous [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy SUBALUWA]] plays for the Wulfen closeup while a snippet of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uBU5ddX4U HMKids' Ere We go]].



** For added hilarity, both the [[https://twitter.com/Eliphusz/status/1084145691994349569 Imperial Fist]] and [[https://twitter.com/Eliphusz/status/1098222981308928000 Iron Warrior]] these large fearsome {{Super Soldier}}s wearing massive PowerArmor... are just holding simple tools like a trowel and shovel respectfully. But not only that, if one takes a closer look said tools are ''personalized'' with the trowel having a tiny aquila and the other end of the shovel is [[SpikesOfVillainy spiked]].



* While [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr1Ip9aaHIA the Lamenters]] episode is more sad and depressing than funny, there is ''one'' brief moment: When the Emperor criticize the "Cursed" appelation given to the 21th Founding as yet another symbol of how regressive and superstitious the Imperium is, naming the founding [[AC:"[...] as if a cabal of fucking wizards put an evil spell on it."]], Whaamudes reply is: "Is [[ArbitrarySkepticism that]] really so unlikely, master?"

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* While [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr1Ip9aaHIA the Lamenters]] episode is more sad and depressing than funny, there is ''one'' brief moment: When the Emperor criticize the "Cursed" appelation given to the 21th Founding as yet another symbol of how regressive and superstitious the Imperium is, naming the founding [[AC:"[...] as if a cabal of fucking wizards put an evil spell on it."]], Whaamudes reply is: "Is [[ArbitrarySkepticism that]] simply replies with:
--> "[[ArbitrarySkepticism Is that
really so unlikely, master?"master?]]"
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'''Rogal:''' ...Define "ruin."\\

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'''Rogal:''' ...-->'''Rogal:''' ...Define "ruin."\\
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* The guardsmen under Cain's command all but throttling each other for the opportunity to praise their commissar more.

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* The guardsmen under Cain's command all but throttling each other for the opportunity to praise their commissar more. The two guardsmen retelling the story of what they believed happened straight up cut each other off by shoving, tripping, and then ''tossing the other off-screen'', in that order, all while Cain is slowly leaning back as if he's thinking "okay, maybe ''dial it back a notch,'' you two..."



* The sheer fact that his angsting about his imposter syndrome is up to eleven when the actual battle described is pretty tame compared to how ludicrous his canon adventures get... while also [[RuleOfFunny even more clear than the actual novels]] about Cain's cowardice.

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* The sheer fact that his angsting about his imposter syndrome is up to eleven when the actual battle described is pretty tame compared to how ludicrous his canon adventures get... while also [[RuleOfFunny even more clear than the actual novels]] about Cain's cowardice. Really, it's the way Cain tells it that sells it, as he admits that he really just went pedal to the metal in his Chimera in a desperate attempt to run away, only to run right into a dead end and he only hit the weak spot in the cliff by accident while trying to shoot the damn Orks, and only managed to escape by the skin of his teeth, and was lucky enough that the second Ork stealth force were stupid enough to stand under a fragile cliff.
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->'''Hragthkar:''' AH STOOD IN YER PUNY EXTERMINATUS BLAST SO AH COULD COOK ME WEE BAGGERS '''''TO PERFECTION!'''''

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->'''Hragthkar:''' AH STOOD IN YER PUNY EXTERMINATUS BLAST SO AH COULD COOK ME WEE BAGGERS '''''TO PERFECTION!''''''''''to perfection.'''''
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* Rogal shows the Emperor his (outdated) copy of the Book of Judgement. It's large enough that he sometimes uses it as a support beam.
* The Emperor has a small scale meltdown to the rapid expansion [[note]]Approximately one-hundred volumes ''every fucking day.''[[/note]] of the Lex Imperialus that, unlike his warp storm tantrums, can only be described as abject horror.

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* Rogal shows the Emperor his (outdated) copy of the Book of Judgement. It's large enough that he claims to sometimes uses use it as a support beam.
beam. Knowing Dorn's [[LiteralMinded poor grasp of metaphors]], it's probably NotHyperbole.
* The Emperor has a small scale meltdown to the rapid expansion [[note]]Approximately one-hundred volumes ''every fucking day.''[[/note]] of the Lex Imperialus Imperialis that, unlike his warp storm tantrums, can only be described as abject horror.
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* The Emperor has fun [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyKuFNIdwQ0 with the voice settings on his synthesizer]], and has a rather risque conversation [[TalkingToHimself with himself]] that by the end has gotten ''completely'' out of hand.

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* The Emperor has fun [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyKuFNIdwQ0 with the voice settings on his synthesizer]], and has a rather risque conversation [[TalkingToHimself with himself]] himself that by the end has gotten ''completely'' out of hand.
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[[folder:Squats Reborn]]
* The Squats finally make their return! And in true TTS fashion they are complete caricatures: horrible bagpipe music, loud Scottish accents and a love for ''bagis''.
->'''Hragthkar:''' AH STOOD IN YER PUNY EXTERMINATUS BLAST SO AH COULD COOK ME WEE BAGGERS '''''TO PERFECTION!'''''
* The Leader of the Squats reveals himself like any proper Squat would.
-->"I am Hragthkar Realmcarver Börgersson, Master of the Iron Tunnels, Sunderer of Slugs, Father of the Fourteenth Throng, Eleventh Lord of Armaments and Drainer of the Broth Barrels!"
* The local Inquisitor who tries to deny the existence of Squats gets a snappy comeback.
-->'''Inquisitor:''' IN THE NAME OF TERRA I DEMAND YOU IMMEDIATELY CEASE THIS IMPERTINENT PRACTICE OF EXISTING!!
-->'''Hragthkar:''' [[BadassBoast FEELIN' PRETTY EXISTENT HERE IN YER ORBIT! LET'S SEE HOW YER GROUND TREATS US!]]
* At the end of the short, a pair of Drukhari are looking at the insanity unfold with one of them asking if they should put a stop to this.
* Making this whole short even funnier is that a few months after the short, the Squats make their actual canonical return through the Leagues of Votann!
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'''Decius:''' ''"[[InsaneTrollLogic Gork And Mork]]; [[PunctuatedForEmphasis literal.]] [[PlantPeople Mushrooms!]]"''\\

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'''Decius:''' ''"[[InsaneTrollLogic Gork And Mork]]; [[PunctuatedForEmphasis literal.]] [[PlantPeople [[PlantAliens Mushrooms!]]"''\\

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