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-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:[[AtrociousAlias You there, Clown Library Explorer Number One.]]]] '''Clown Library Explorer Number One[[note]]Whamuudes[[/note]]:''' I don't like that name...\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Explain to this bag of fluff how [[RememberWhenYouBlewUpASun you came across The Black Library]].]] '''Magnus:''' [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Sorry, what?!]]\\

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-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:[[AtrociousAlias You there, Clown Library Explorer Number One.]]]] ]]]]\\
'''Clown Library Explorer Number One[[note]]Whamuudes[[/note]]:''' I don't like that name...\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Explain to this bag of fluff how [[RememberWhenYouBlewUpASun you came across The Black Library]].]] ]]\\
'''Magnus:''' [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Sorry, what?!]]\\
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'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Tell us of the plans you have [[JustForPun hatched]].]] '''Magnus:''' '''''[[{{Angrish}} hHUURGH]]'''''-- ''[[SuppressedRage OKAY.]]''

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'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Tell us of the plans you have [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} hatched]].]] '''Magnus:''' '''''[[{{Angrish}} hHUURGH]]'''''-- ''[[SuppressedRage OKAY.]]''
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-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:About fucking time. (...) I have so many things to complain about.]]

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-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:About fucking time. (...) [[EstablishingSeriesMoment I have so many things to complain about.about]].]]
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** Kitten commenting that the Thousand Sons and the Necrons are starting to share a lot of design elements now, prompting Magnus to mention that he's already sent a cease and desist order. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJiUfnIzbVM To predictable results.]]

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** Kitten commenting that the Thousand Sons and the Necrons are starting to share a lot of design elements now, prompting Magnus to mention that [[StronglyWordedLetter he's already sent a cease and desist order.order]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJiUfnIzbVM To predictable results.]]



** Magnus' room in general. The background is a massive library, with the Sphinx and the Louvre pyramid just in there for seemingly no reason. And the ''massive'' pile of books between the Sphinx's paws

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** Magnus' room in general. The background is a massive library, with the Sphinx and the Louvre pyramid Pyramid just in there for seemingly no reason. And the ''massive'' pile of books between the Sphinx's paws
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** Kitten's biggest hang-up is the forced sterilization the Tau practice. Kitten [[VillainHasAPoint concedes the point]] when Magnus points out that the Imperium runs Inquisitorial sterilization camps, and Chaos... suffice to say, [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor Slaanesh has a weird sense of humor]].

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** Kitten's biggest hang-up is the forced sterilization the Tau practice. Kitten [[VillainHasAPoint concedes the point]] when Magnus points out that the Imperium runs Inquisitorial has The Inquisition run their own sterilization camps, and Chaos... suffice to say, [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor Slaanesh has a weird sense of humor]].
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'''Ahriman:''' Excuse me!? ''Excuuuuuse me!?'' But what in all of the warp makes you think that you have the right to voice your shoddy little opinion at ''me'', maggot!? I'm the one who gave it back to you in the first place! And additionally, if I want to take a fucking vacation I will take one when and wherever the fuck I please! And ''YOU'' will crawl up a Hive Tyrant's ass!

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'''Ahriman:''' Excuse me!? ''Excuuuuuse me!?'' But what in all of the warp makes you think that you have the right to voice your shoddy little opinion at ''me'', maggot!? I'm the one who gave it back to you in the first place! And additionally, [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem if I want to take a fucking vacation I will take one when and wherever the fuck I please! please!]] And ''YOU'' will crawl up a Hive Tyrant's ass!
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* How the defining moment on board the Vengeful Spirit on the last minutes of the Siege of Terra is portrayed: Paper Horus (which is just him wearing a T-shirt with his legion's insignia at the time) repeatedly thrashing Paper Emperor along with a random Paper Guardsman gets in Horus's way and got effortlessly tossed by the latter, prompting the Emperor to psychically [[YourHeadAsplode pump up Horus's head until he blows up into oblivion]] before unceremoniously collapsing.

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* How the defining moment on board the Vengeful Spirit on the last minutes of the Siege of Terra is portrayed: Paper Horus (which is just him wearing a T-shirt with his legion's insignia at the time) repeatedly thrashing Paper Emperor along with a random Paper Guardsman gets in Horus's way and got effortlessly tossed by the latter, prompting the Emperor to psychically [[YourHeadAsplode pump up Horus's head until he blows up into oblivion]] before unceremoniously collapsing. Oh, and a recently deceased Sanguinius was just lying around in the background.
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* The off-screen telepathic conversation between Kitten and the Emperor. It sounds less like a psychic communion between powers like unto a demigod and god about matters of galactic import, and more like a cell phone conversation between a guy and his father.

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* The off-screen telepathic conversation between Kitten and the Emperor. It sounds less like a psychic communion between powers like unto a demigod and god about matters of galactic import, [[NewhartPhonecall and more like a cell phone conversation between a guy and his father.father]].
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** One of the Space Wolves that appears while Karstodes talks about them has the head of the Nord from ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsOnline'' trailers photoshopped on him.

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** One of the Space Wolves that appears while Karstodes talks about them has the head of the Nord from ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsOnline'' ''Franchise/TheElderScrollsOnline'' trailers photoshopped on him.



'''Magnus:''' [[VideoGame/TheElderScrolls Sheogorath?]]\\

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'''Magnus:''' [[VideoGame/TheElderScrolls [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls Sheogorath?]]\\
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'''Magnus:''' She-gor-ach?\\

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'''Magnus:''' She-gor-ach?\\[[VideoGame/TheElderScrolls Sheogorath?]]\\
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** Additionally, upon being asked by Kitten if Magnus was intending to call in daemons for a party, we get to see the daemons being caught trying to sneak in the room before leaving, all while donning stereotypically Aussie accessories.
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'''Rogal:''' I did not wish to [[LiteralMinded copulate with his book]], father. I have only seen Lorgar do such a thing.\\

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'''Rogal:''' I did not wish to [[LiteralMinded copulate with his book]], father. I have only seen Lorgar [[TheFundamentalist Lorgar]] do such a thing.\\

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* How the defining moment on board the Vengeful Spirit on the last minutes of the Siege of Terra is portrayed: Paper Horus (which is just him wearing a T-shirt with his legion's insignia at the time) repeatedly thrashing Paper Emperor along with a random Paper Guardsman gets in Horus's way and got effortlessly tossed by the latter, prompting the Emperor to psychically [[YourHeadAsplode pump up Horus's head until he blows up into oblivion]] before unceremoniously collapsing.



'''Rogal:''' I did not wish to copulate with his book, father. I have only seen Lorgar do such a thing.\\

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'''Rogal:''' I did not wish to [[LiteralMinded copulate with his book, book]], father. I have only seen Lorgar do such a thing.\\
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** Typhus reading bad erotic fanfiction ([[TrollFic, specifically]] ''Squad Broken'') for Lucius. To make it more hilarious, Typhus sounds like Creator/GilbertGottfried.

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** Typhus reading bad erotic fanfiction ([[TrollFic, specifically]] (a TrollFic, specifically ''Squad Broken'') for Lucius. To make it more hilarious, Typhus sounds like Creator/GilbertGottfried.
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** Typhus reading bad erotic fanfiction ([[TrollFic specifially,]] ''Squad Broken'') for Lucius. To make it more hilarious, Typhus sounds like Creator/GilbertGottfried.

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** Typhus reading bad erotic fanfiction ([[TrollFic specifially,]] ([[TrollFic, specifically]] ''Squad Broken'') for Lucius. To make it more hilarious, Typhus sounds like Creator/GilbertGottfried.
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* When questioning the Emperor on if he'd truly care for the death of a "loved one", the Abducted Chronicler begins a statement with "You castrated yourself-". The Emperor IMMEDIATELY bends his head down, despite being, you know, a rotted skeleton, to check to see if that's true. (The Chronicler continues "upon the altar of progress...")
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* There is something [[HypocriticalHumor hilarious]] about The Emperor, who has been established through the specials to be a min-maxing powergamer, calling Cawl a [[{{Munchkin}} meta-chasing cheesewheel]] when the Archmagos starts laying waste to the Custodes.
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* "SHUT UP, LITTLE BILLY!"
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* Tahril is just about done with everything, and it shows through him [[DeadpanSnarker snarking at everyone.]]
** First, when conversing with Lady Malys:
--->'''Lady Malys:''' You're a good boy, Tahril! Do you wish to hear some fun news?\\
'''Tahril:''' My consent is ever irrelevant.
** Then he's unfazed at The Deceiver ranting at him:
--->'''The Deceiver:''' [[ClusterFBomb FUCK! fuUUUUUCK!!]] DO you know what this ''MEANS'', Tahril?!\\
'''Tahril:''' That you're going to bark information at me regardless of my readiness?\\
'''The Deceiver:''' IT MEANS '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUUUUUCK!]]'''''
** It reaches the point where he's not afraid of criticizing The Deceiver's plans:
--->'''The Deceiver:''' Shoot down Vect's [[OminousFloatingCastle giant floating pyramid]] and HOPE it gets SWALLOWED IN A BLACK HOLE!\\
'''Tahril:''' Quite the thought-out plan, I'm sure Vect has never considered such an action.\\
'''The Deceiver:''' I WILL MAKE YOUR SKIN ''VANISH'', TAHRIL!\\
'''Tahril:''' ''[[UnsoundEffect [sigh of audible apathy] ]]''
* The Deceiver tells Vect why he wants Kaldor Draigo dead, by mind-raping the entire story directly into his brain. At one point Tahril just asks him to get to the point by inserting himself into the flashback; The Deceiver doesn't really appreciate it.
-->'''Tahril:''' Where are you going with this?\\
'''The Deceiver:''' GETTING TO THAT, ASSHOLE, OUT OF MY MIND THEATRE!
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* Lord Inquisitor Coteaz helps Fyodor break Decius's defensive line by deploying his own army; an infamous "AllOrNothing" build consisting exclusively of a squad of low cost and shockingly effective Jokaero he christens "Funky Monkey".

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* Lord Inquisitor Coteaz helps Fyodor break Decius's defensive line by deploying his own army; an infamous "AllOrNothing" build consisting exclusively of him as HQ, and a squad of low cost and shockingly effective Jokaero he christens "Funky Monkey"."The Funky Monkey". [[note]]Jokaero are {{Glass Cannon}}s with little to no armor to speak of, but a larger weapon variety possible due to all of it being finger-mounted. Combined with Coteaz's ability "Spy Network" effectively letting his troops shoot any enemy Reinforcements for free on-entry and forcing the opponent to spend an extra Command Point per Strategem or just plain undo the Strategem entirely, you have the image of this grand, serious looking general in a trenchcoat commanding an ''army of cyborg orangutans with literal finger guns'' and winning because the enemy can't process what's happening fast enough to keep up with the assault of lasgun and plasma fire.[[/note]]
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* Lord Inquisitir Coteaz helps Fyodor break Decius's defensive line by deploying his own army; an infamous "AllOrNothing" build consisting exclusively of a squad of low cost and shockingly effective Jokaero he christens "Funky Monkey".

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* Lord Inquisitir Inquisitor Coteaz helps Fyodor break Decius's defensive line by deploying his own army; an infamous "AllOrNothing" build consisting exclusively of a squad of low cost and shockingly effective Jokaero he christens "Funky Monkey".
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* Lord Inquisitir Coteaz helps Fyodor break Decius's defensive line by deploying his own army; an infamous "AllOrNothing" build consisting exclusively of a squad of low cost and shockingly effective Jokaero he christens "Funky Monkey".
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*** Though he does have a more in-character reason to flounder the performance; He was trying desperately to ignore the Fab Custodes as they flipped down from the rafters to tantalize him while they watch him pass.

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*** Though he does have a more in-character reason to flounder the performance; He performance: he was trying desperately to ignore the Fab Custodes as they flipped down from the rafters to tantalize him while they watch him pass.
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*** Though he does have a more in-character reason to flounder the performance; He was trying desperately to ignore the Fab Custodes as they flipped down from the rafters to tantalize him while they watch him pass.
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** Even his beloved ''Exterminatus button'' is cheering alongside everyone else.
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'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:I am. Because I know [[NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization you secretly like this.]]]]\\

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'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:I am. Because I know [[CovertPervert you secretly]] [[NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization you secretly like this.]]]]\\
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'''Rogal:''' What? W- I- (''[[PowerGlows eyes crackling]]'') ''[[BerserkButton Nooooo.]]'' (''[[FlippingTheTable flips table]]'') ''I will reinstall the Palace.''\\

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'''Rogal:''' What? W- I- (''[[PowerGlows eyes crackling]]'') ''[[BerserkButton Nooooo.NOOOOO.]]'' (''[[FlippingTheTable flips table]]'') ''I will reinstall the Palace.''\\
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'''Magnus:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, neat,]] [[LamePunReaction another chicken joke, wow, that's so COMEDY!]]

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'''Magnus:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, neat,]] [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore another chicken joke,]] [[LamePunReaction another chicken joke, wow, that's so COMEDY!]]
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* Which leads to the problem of what to call the greatest of harlequins.

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* Which leads to the problem of [[TheUnpronounceable what to call the greatest of harlequins.]]
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** And the worst part? He's ''[[AluminumChristmasTrees right]]'', the book he mentions, down to the page, really ''does'' have a [[NamesTheSame Big Green]].

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** And the worst part? He's ''[[AluminumChristmasTrees right]]'', the book he mentions, down to the page, really ''does'' have a [[NamesTheSame Big Green]].Green.

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