History Funny / Idiocracy

8th Feb '18 3:11:50 PM RadiatedRonin
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** Also, whenever Joe asks a question of the police, he gets maced in the eyes. '''Every time'''.

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** Also, whenever Joe asks a question of the police, he gets maced in the eyes. '''Every time'''.time'''.
* Costco. Seen to be the size of a small city, including a tram system, a ''college'' and miles of products. One example is a city block worth of space devoted to nothing but red couches.
8th Feb '18 3:06:09 PM RadiatedRonin
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-->'''Narrator''': "(Joe) would soon discover that in the future, justice was not only blind, but had become rather retarded as well."

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-->'''Narrator''': "(Joe) would soon discover that in the future, justice Justice was not only blind, but had become rather retarded as well."
8th Feb '18 3:04:35 PM RadiatedRonin
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Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=idiocracy



-->'''Computer''': "If you have one bucket that holds five gallons, and another bucket that holds 3 gallons, how many ''buckets'' will you have?"

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-->'''Computer''': "If you have one bucket that holds five two gallons, and another bucket that holds 3 five gallons, how many ''buckets'' will you have?"
8th Feb '18 3:03:56 PM RadiatedRonin
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-->'''Narrator''': "(Joe) would soon discover that in the future, justice was not only blind, but had become rather retarded as well."
Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=idiocracy
8th Feb '18 1:34:26 PM RadiatedRonin
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** The courtroom artwork being shown during this segment is priceless. It depicts Joe as a tiny crybaby, and the judge as a muscular blonde god-like figure laying down the sentence of guilty on Joe.
8th Feb '18 1:27:45 PM RadiatedRonin
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** He proceeds to fire off half a clip from the Presidential SAW to restore order. The weapon sports the Presidential Seal on the magazine, just in case you forgot who it belonged to.



* "Welcome to Costco, I love you."

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* "Welcome to Costco, I love you."" For bonus points, try ''not'' to say this the next time you go to Costco.



* The police officer's repeated use of the term "this particular individual".

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* The police officer's repeated use of the term "this particular individual".individual".
** Also, whenever Joe asks a question of the police, he gets maced in the eyes. '''Every time'''.
8th Feb '18 1:22:38 PM RadiatedRonin
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* As Joe takes his intelligence test, the person next to him is also taking one. The big difference is that Joe's is a verbal examination while the next person is doing the "square peg in square hole" test, ''and failing.'' He notices Joe looking at him, and he covers up the board. You know, to make sure that Joe ''isn't cheating off his test.''
-->'''Computer''': "If you have one bucket that holds five gallons, and another bucket that holds 3 gallons, how many ''buckets'' will you have?"
-->'''Joe''' "2?"
24th Jan '18 7:30:34 AM case
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-->'''Newscaster''': He tried taking water from toilets, but it's Secretary Not Sure who finds himself in the toilet now. And as history pulls down its pants and prepares to lower '''ITS ASS''' on Not Sure's head, it will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on him '''THIS TIME'''.

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-->'''Newscaster''': He tried taking water from toilets, but it's Secretary Not Sure who finds himself in the toilet now. And as history pulls down its pants and prepares to lower '''ITS ASS''' on Not Sure's head, it will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on him '''THIS TIME'''.TIME'''.
* The police officer's repeated use of the term "this particular individual".
15th Sep '17 2:16:05 AM Sikon
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*** Furthermore, memorials are dedicated to dead people, so the name implies that "St. God" is dead.
29th Aug '17 10:27:36 AM PeaceAndLove
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* Over the years, Fuddruckers' name slowly devolves into...exactly what you think.

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* Over the years, Fuddruckers' name slowly devolves into... [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/img_1734.JPG exactly what you think.think]].
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