History Funny / Hyouka

* Episode 12, Satoshi's [[NiceHat Saturn]] outfit.

-->'''Satoshi''': What... No way... A club entry form?! ''You're'' joining a club?! And the ''Classics Club'', at that!

--->'''Eru''': I ''joined'' the Classics Club, so I came to introduce myself.
---> In '''Houtarou's''' mind: Eru's voice echoing ''I joined the Classics Club... I joined the Classics Club...''
--->'''Houtarou''': (with a dismayed expression) The Classics Club? ''Why'' would you do that?

*** And the fact that Eru did not react as adversely as the others. Houtarou notices this.

** In the Novel Chitanda monologues to herself: "What does that taste like? [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness I'm not curious]]!"

-->'''Eru''': I ''joined'' the Classics Club, so I came to introduce myself.
--> In '''Houtarou's''' mind: Eru's voice echoing ''I joined the Classics Club... I joined the Classics Club...''
-->'''Houtarou''': (with a dismayed expression) The Classics Club? ''Why'' would you do that?

-->'''Houtarou''': Fukube Satoshi. A pseudo-human.

-->'''Mayaka''': This is a sanctuary for culture. It's not a place for someone like you.
-->'''Houtarou''': So you're saying it's a place for ''you''? That's ''marvelous''.

-->'''Satoshi''': You guys are getting along great, as usual. I'd expect nothing less from Kaburaya Middle's Best Couple!
-->'''Houtarou''': Shut it.
-->'''Mayaka''': I'd rather date a ''slug'' than this sulky bum.
-->'''Houtarou''': ...A slug?

-->'''Mayaka''': Oreki, feel like using your head for once?
-->'''Houtarou''': (very quickly) ''No.''
-->'''Eru''': (at almost the same time) ''What might this be about?''

-->'''Houtarou''': (impatiently) So, what did you want?
-->'''Eru''': Pardon?
-->'''Houtarou''': Why did you call me out to this cafe?
-->'''Eru''': (looks around uncertainly) But ''you'' picked out the cafe...
-->'''Houtarou''': (gets up dramatically) ''I'm going home.''
-->'''Eru''': (waves arms) P-Please wait!

-->'''Eru''': What about Oreki-san?
-->'''Satoshi''': He'd be [[BrickJoke Strength]], of course.
-->'''Eru''': Oh, really? I think the Star would suit him.
-->'''Satoshi''': No, definitely Strength. It fits him ''perfectly''.
-->'''Houtarou''': I'm guessing that's not a compliment.

-->'''Eru''': Good morning! I came to meet you.
-->'''Houtarou''': ''This young lady is'' unbelievable.

-->'''Satoshi''': And what were you in charge of, Eba-san?
-->'''Kurako''': I didn't take part in the project. It didn't interest me.
-->In '''Houtarou's''' mind: ''I like that answer.''

-->'''Mayaka''': It's ''summer break'' and Oreki came to school of his own accord?!
-->'''Houtarou''': Is there something ''wrong'' with me coming?
-->'''Mayaka''': Of course! It's like the calm before the storm of the century...

-->'''Satoshi''': (tentatively) I think that's enough.
-->'''Mayaka''': (curiously) Why?
-->'''Houtarou''': (with a severe tone) There's no ''end'' to it.

-->'''Yamauchi''': (angrily) I found you, Fukube! So you're playing around in a place like ''this''?
-->'''Satoshi''': (trying to be casual) Hey there, Yamauchi-kun! Welcome. (Yamauchi grabs him) Hey, could you not get violent?
-->(results in an exchange that reveals that Satoshi was supposed to be attending make-up tests)
-->(camera cuts to '''Satoshi''' being detached from the door by '''Yamauchi''')
-->'''Satoshi''': NO! I want to know the secret! The locked roooom! (disappears)

-->'''Mayaka''': He's gone.
-->'''Houtarou''': (deadpan, as was custom) Is he stupid?

-->'''Satoshi''': I'm sorry, Houtarou. I can't escape from the long arm of the law. Since it has come to this... (raises notebook in Houtarou's direction) think of this notebook as me.
-->('''Yamaguchi''' comes back and drags him by the collar)
-->'''Satoshi''': (sounding like a bratty kid) Okay, okay! I'm going!

-->'''Satoshi''': (sympathetically) Everyone makes mistakes.
-->In '''Houtarou's''' mind: ''Don't say that in'' that ''outfit!''
-->'''Satoshi''': It's nothing to be depressed over. We're all the same!
-->In '''Houtarou's''' mind: ''Don't say that in'' that ''outfit!''

-->'''Satoshi''': (giving her a thumbs-up) Looks like you finally get it!
-->In '''Houtarou's''' mind: ''Stop talking in'' that ''outfit!''

-->'''Punk''': What are you doing here?
-->'''Houtarou''': (while being distracted by the punk's spiky hair) Noth... I ''mean'', we're selling anthologies!

* In Episode 13, Satoshi wonders how Houtarou is doing with the anthologies... [[GilliganCut It cuts to]] [[spoiler: Houtarou peeking at Chitanda's costume photos]].

-->'''Eru''': If you can never get angry at something, that probably means you have nothing you like anything either.
-->In '''Houtarou's''' mind: ''I do get angry.'' (nods) ''Yep.''

-->'''Mayaka''': But if that's the case, why don't you ever get angry?
-->'''Eru''': (cheerfully) Because it tires me out. And I like to avoid getting tired!
-->''(Everyone gapes for a beat)''

-->'''Satoshi''': Chitanda-san's been poisoned by Houtarou! This is bad! There's a ghost haunting Kamiyama High! The ghost of ''energy-saving''!
-->'''Mayaka''': (stands up and puts hands on Eru's shoulders) Wake up, Chii-chan!
-->In '''Houtarou's''' mind: ''These guys can sure run their mouths.''

-->'''Eru''': I'm just joking!
-->'''Satoshi''' and '''Mayaka''': Eh?
-->'''Eru''': It was a joke.
-->In '''Houtarou's''' mind: ''A joke, huh? And here I thought I'd found a soul mate.''

-->'''Mayaka''': They should be coming to pick us up any time now.
-->'''Satoshi''': This is a really great view!
-->(camera pans to '''Eru''' looking worriedly at a carsick '''Houtarou''')
-->'''Eru''': Um, Oreki-san? Are you okay?
-->'''Houtarou''': (in a nauseated voice) I ''feel'' sick.
-->'''Satoshi''': That's typical Houtarou for you. Already complaining.
-->'''Mayaka''': It was only one and a half hours... You're pathetic.

-->'''Eru''': (disappointed) It looks like this isn't a mixed bath...
-->'''Houtarou''': (flinching) ''Obviously!''

-->'''Mayaka''': I guess enjoying fun things ''really'' isn't your lot in life...
-->('''Mayaka''' and '''Satoshi''' leave)
-->'''Houtarou''': That's so true.

-->'''Houtarou''': Hey, were there any events last night?
-->'''Satoshi''': (with an extremely serious face) You got dizzy in the bath.
-->'''Houtarou''': (annoyed) Anything ''else''?

** In the Novel Chitanda monologues to herself: "What does that taste like? I'm not curious!"