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--> '''Guard 2:''' Hell of a lot of [[IncrediblyLamePun Wong numbers]].[[note]]There's even a quick Chinese sting in the score right after he says it.[[/note]] Look up 'Chin.'

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--> '''Guard 2:''' Hell of a lot of [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} Wong numbers]].[[note]]There's even a quick Chinese sting in the score right after he says it.[[/note]] Look up 'Chin.'
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* A number of BrickJokes:
** After stealing the Codex, Hudson lands on a truck full of live chickens. Later in Anna's apartment, she asks where he got a bruise, and he says "Had an accident around the house. Fell on some chickens."
** The overall recurring cappuccino gag.
** The Nintendo gag.
** Bunny ball-ball.
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** Also
--> '''Hudson:''' ''*pushes Anna out of the way of a heavy falling sculpture*''
--> '''Anna:''' You didn't have to do that.
--> '''Hudson:''' It's nothing. Anybody would have done the same thing.
--> '''Anna:''' No, I mean, you didn't have to tackle me and rip my dress.
--> '''Hudson:''' ''*grimaces*'' Oh.

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* Hudson and Tony memorizing the times of songs instead of synchronizing watches. And as people have pointed out, they apparently get the times wrong!

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* Hudson and Tony Tommy memorizing the times of songs instead of synchronizing watches. And as people have pointed out, they apparently get the times wrong!



* Kit-Kat's antics imitating Hudson only to be rewarded with an elbow to the face.



** Followed by an OffhandBackhand right into Kit Kat's face.

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** Followed by an OffhandBackhand right into Kit Kat's face.face for imitating him.
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* Hudson and Tony memorizing the times of songs instead of synchronizing watches. And as people have pointed out, they apparently get the times wrong!
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* Kit-Kat's antics imitating Hudson only to be rewarded with an elbow to the face.
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** "How am I driving? Call 1-800-I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!"

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** "How am I driving? Call 1-800-I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!"



* "Suck on that, you Centrally Intelligent scumsicle!"

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* "Suck on that, "Whaddaya say now, you Centrally Intelligent scumsicle!"scumsicle?!"



* [[BondOneLiner Guess you won't be attending that hat convention in July!]]

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* [[BondOneLiner Guess you "You won't be attending that hat convention in July!]]July!"]]



* "I want to be treated like an adult." "Sure. Now go to your room." ''(nose flick, complete with goofy sound effect)''

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* "I want to be treated like an adult." "Sure."That's fair. Now go to your room." ''(nose flick, complete with goofy sound effect)''



-->'''Hudson''' Don't hurt him? Really? Even if he does this? ''(Punches Butterfingers hard in the crotch)'' Or what about this? ''(Takes Snickers' glasses off and crushes them under his foot)'' Surely ''this'' ''(rams Snickers into a wall)'' must offend!

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-->'''Hudson''' -->'''Hudson''': Oh really? Don't hurt him? Really? Even if he does this? ''(Punches Butterfingers hard in the crotch)'' Or what about this? ''(Takes Snickers' glasses off and crushes them under his foot)'' Surely ''this'' ''(rams Snickers into a wall)'' must offend!



--> '''Tommy:''' What do you want to do? Statue of Liberty? Entertain some ladies? Broadway tix? Seduce women? Play Creator/{{Nintendo}}? Bone some chicks?

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--> '''Tommy:''' What do you want to do? Statue of Liberty? Entertain some ladies? Broadway tix? Seduce some women? Play Creator/{{Nintendo}}? Bone some chicks?



* Hawk's first meeting with the Marios. "Were you not New Jersey's third largest crime family, I'd tell you to kiss my ass. However, given your status, I will say: Slurp my butt."

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* Hawk's first meeting with the Marios. "Were you not "If the Mario Brothers weren't New Jersey's third largest crime family, I'd tell you to say kiss my ass. However, given But considering your status, I will say: Slurp slurp my butt."



** Then, he gets one at the 5 Tone, but it gets shot out of his hand before he can do more than smell it.

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** Then, he gets one at the 5 Tone, Five-Tone, but it gets shot out of his hand before he can do more than smell it.

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--> '''Tommy:''' What do you want to do? Statue of Liberty? Entertain some ladies? Broadway tix? Seduce women? Play Creator/{{Nintendo}}? Bone some chicks?
--> '''Eddie:''' What's Nintendo?
** BrickJoke: "Will you play Nintendo with me?"



--> '''Tommy:''' What do you want to do? Statue of Liberty? Entertain some ladies? Broadway tix? Seduce women? Play Nintendo? Bone some chicks?
--> '''Eddie:''' What's Nintendo?
** BrickJoke: "Will you play Nintendo with me?"



* The deleted scenes have fun:

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* The deleted scenes {{deleted scene}}s have fun:



** From the screenplay and novelization: As Hudson and Tommy are trying to get away from the Italian apartment with Snickers running around with the bomb on his head and Almond Joy paralyzed, the door bursts open and [[NotQuiteDead a very much alive Anthony Mario]] charges in to take his revenge. The idea this guy somehow survived the ambulance explosion, tracked Hawk all the way to Italy, and enters just in time to get himself blown up ''again'' is hysterical.

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** From the screenplay and novelization: {{novelization}}: As Hudson and Tommy are trying to get away from the Italian apartment with Snickers running around with the bomb on his head and Almond Joy paralyzed, the door bursts open and [[NotQuiteDead a very much alive Anthony Mario]] charges in to take his revenge. The idea this guy somehow survived the ambulance explosion, tracked Hawk all the way to Italy, and enters just in time to get himself blown up ''again'' is hysterical.hysterical.
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* Eddie jumping off the roof and falling through an almost literal PlotHole to land on a recliner in his parole officer's apartment.

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* Eddie jumping off the roof and falling through an almost literal PlotHole to land on a recliner in his parole officer's apartment.[[note]]Eddie goes from jumping off a building's roof to landing in a recliner in an apartment with no transition or explanation.[[/note]]
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** Lying on a stretcher being dragged down the highway, Hawk catches a discarded cigarette and, after taking a single puff, discards it with a disgusted mutter of "Eww, menthol."

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** Lying on a stretcher being dragged down the highway, Hawk catches a discarded cigarette and, after taking a single puff, discards it again with a disgusted mutter of "Eww, menthol."
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** Finally, ''finally'', after all is said and done, he gets to sit down with a cappuccino. This time, he throws it back like a shot, as though predicting another interruption should he try to savor it.

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** Finally, ''finally'', after all is said and done, he gets to sit down with a cappuccino. This time, he throws it back like a shot, as though predicting another interruption should he try to savor it.it.
* The deleted scenes have fun:
** Hudson is stunned to learn his beloved monkey was shot dead...as it's on [[WorstNewsJudgementEver the front page of the New York Post]].
** From the screenplay and novelization: As Hudson and Tommy are trying to get away from the Italian apartment with Snickers running around with the bomb on his head and Almond Joy paralyzed, the door bursts open and [[NotQuiteDead a very much alive Anthony Mario]] charges in to take his revenge. The idea this guy somehow survived the ambulance explosion, tracked Hawk all the way to Italy, and enters just in time to get himself blown up ''again'' is hysterical.

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