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* Stephen Colbert's cameo, ruthlessly taking one potshot after another at Frank right to his face as he just has to sit there and take it.
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* Russo goes to say good-bye to his hospitalized mother and brings Christina with him. After he talks to her a bit she suddenly looks at Christina and says "so, you're fucking my son?" A good two seconds of awkward silence comes, followed by "relax, I'm just messing with you."
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* The time where Peter Russo let's his kids run around the office and one of them bumps into Frank making him spill his coffee. To Russo's face he says it's fine but to the audience...
--> '''Frank:''' I'm not going to lie, I despise children... there, I said it.
** [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking As if that's the worst thing he's said on this show.]]
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* Frank goes to a church that's attended by two of his constituents who blame him in part for the death of their daughter. He gives an impassioned eulogy about how the untimely loss of a family member can cause a person to feel hatred, speaking about his own father dying in his 40's. He then gives an aside stating he barely knew his father, his mother didn't like him and his mother's mother hated the man. He concludes that his father's death wasn't such a big deal since he was just taking up space.
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** That is about as far from a Crowning Moment of Funny as it is possible to be. It is fairly obvious that this line was written in order show Frank being horrendously sexist; I find it very hard to see the humour in this one.
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** That is about as far from a Crowning Moment of Funny as it is possible to be. It is fairly obvious that this line was written in order show Frank being horrendously sexist; an example of him well and truly crossing the line.

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** That is about as far from a Crowning Moment of Funny as it is possible to be. It is fairly obvious that this line was written in order show Frank being horrendously sexist; an example of him well and truly crossing I find it very hard to see the line.humour in this one.
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** That is about as far from a Crowning Moment of Funny as it is possible to be. It is fairly obvious that this line was written in order show Frank being horrendously sexist; an example of him well and truly crossing the line.
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Natter. This is a YMMV page, and over-the-top sexism \'\'can\'\' be intended as comical if it\'s Crosses The Line Twice humor.


** Sorry, how exactly is that one meant to be a Crowning Moment of Funny? My impression was that it was meant to be an absurdly sexist slap to the face.
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** Sorry, how exactly is that one meant to be a Crowning Moment of Funny? My impression was that it was meant to be an absurdly sexist slap to the face.

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When Russo is pulled over, he mispronounces \"oligarchy\" because he\'s bombed out of his mind. Also fixing indentation and removing angled apostrophes.


-->'''Russo''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint China doesn't have a King. It's a Communist oligarchy.]]

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-->'''Russo''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint China doesn't have a King. It's a Communist oligarchy.Communist]] [[{{Malaproper}} agua-larchy.]]



* Frank's "IOU" gaffe. It's refreshing to see that even pure evil can eat it raw on cable news. It wasn't even so much the gaffe. It was the fact that it went viral on [=Youtube=] and was turned into a hilarious StupidStatementDanceMix.
** Essentially up till now Underwood is shown as being nigh-invincible in negotiations, improvisation, wordplay, and manipulation, so to see him completely shove his head completely up his ass like that is hysterical.

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* Frank's "IOU" gaffe. It's refreshing to see that even pure evil can eat it raw on cable news. It wasn't even so much the gaffe. It was the fact that it went viral on [=Youtube=] and was turned into a hilarious StupidStatementDanceMix.
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StupidStatementDanceMix Essentially up till now Underwood is shown as being nigh-invincible in negotiations, improvisation, wordplay, and manipulation, so to see him completely shove his head completely up his ass like that is hysterical.



* Underwood's effort to pass entitlement reform in the Senate to stave off a potential government shutdown is a pageant of parliamentary absurdity: the Republicans quickly leave the Senate chamber during roll call to prevent a quorum, but this lets the Democrats vote for warrants to be issued compelling Senators to be present in the chamber. The Capitol Police eventually resort to breaking down Senate office doors, handcuffing six Republican senators, and physically carrying them into the chamber to allow a vote.
** The whole incident is loosely based on the "Battle of the Reed Rules" affair.

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* Underwood's effort to pass entitlement reform in the Senate to stave off a potential government shutdown is a pageant of parliamentary absurdity: the Republicans quickly leave the Senate chamber during roll call to prevent a quorum, but this lets the Democrats vote for warrants to be issued compelling Senators to be present in the chamber. The Capitol Police eventually resort to breaking down Senate office doors, handcuffing six Republican senators, and physically carrying them into the chamber to allow a vote.
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vote. The whole incident is loosely based on the "Battle of the Reed Rules" affair.



-->'''Frank:''' Every Tuesday I sit down with the speaker and the majority leader to discuss the week’s agenda. Well, ‘discuss’ is probably the wrong word… they talk while I imagine their lightly-salted faces frying in a skillet.

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-->'''Frank:''' Every Tuesday I sit down with the speaker and the majority leader to discuss the week’s week's agenda. Well, ‘discuss’ 'discuss' is probably the wrong word… they talk while I imagine their lightly-salted faces frying in a skillet.
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* This bit, when Frank is trying to convince the President to turn over his travel logs to the special prosecutor, mostly for how quick it is:
-->'''Frank''': (''to the audience'') He's worried about his marriage counseling, as he should be. (''to the President'') If you're worried about your marriage counseling, you shouldn't be.
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* This bit, when Frank is trying to convince the President to turn over his travel logs to the special prosecutor, mostly for how quick it is:
-->'''Frank''': (''to the audience'') He's worried about his marriage counseling, as he should be. (''to the President'') If you're worried about your marriage counseling, you shouldn't be.
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* Frank is watching porn with headphones on, then Ed Meechum walks in. Frank doesn't lose his cool for a second.
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** Essentially up till now Underwood is shown as being nigh-invincible in negotiations, improvisation, wordlplay, and manipulation, so to see him completely shove his head completely up his ass like that is hysterical.

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** Essentially up till now Underwood is shown as being nigh-invincible in negotiations, improvisation, wordlplay, wordplay, and manipulation, so to see him completely shove his head completely up his ass like that is hysterical.
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** Essentially up till now Underwood is shown as being nigh-invincible in negotiations and manipulation, so to see him completely shove his head completely up his ass like that is hysterical.

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** Essentially up till now Underwood is shown as being nigh-invincible in negotiations negotiations, improvisation, wordlplay, and manipulation, so to see him completely shove his head completely up his ass like that is hysterical.
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** Essentially up till now Underwood is shown as being nigh-invincible in negotiations and manipulation, so to see him completely shove his head completely up his ass like that is hysterical.
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* When Russo is pulled over for drunk driving in the pilot:
-->'''Russo''': Look, I'm a Congressman...
-->'''Cop''': I don't care if you're the King of China.
-->'''Russo''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint China doesn't have a King. It's a Communist oligarchy.]]
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** Frank to Meechum: Don't tell Claire.
** Claire from inside the house: I heard that.

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** Frank to Meechum: --> '''Frank:''' (to Meechum) Don't tell Claire.
** Claire from --> '''Claire:''' (from inside the house: house) I heard that.
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-->'''Frank:''' Every Tuesday I sit down with the speaker and the majority leader to discuss the week’s agenda. Well, ‘discuss’ is probably the wrong word… they talk while I imagine their lightly-salted faces frying in a skillet.
** The best part is the next scene when Frank is sitting with the two men while they jabber. He simply looks at the camera, smirks, and shakes a bit of salt onto his plate.
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* After Claire screws over the Watershed Bill, Frank brings up something you ''never'' ask a Woman of a Certain Age: "Is it the hot flashes?"
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* Frank is practicing in anticipation of throwing the first pitch at a baseball game. His story of how the first time he threw the first pitch he did it from the mound and the ball didn't make it is funny in and of itself. However, while practicing (with Meechum as catcher) and vowing to not embarrass himself this time, he breaks a garden vase they were using as the plate. After the plant holder shatters:
** Frank to Meechum: Don't tell Claire.
** Claire from inside the house: I heard that.
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** The whole incident is loosely based on the "Battle of the Reed Rules" affair.
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* Frank's BreakingTheFourthWall moments are often quite funny.
-->'''Frank:''' (to audience) He's worried about his marriage counselling, and he should be. (to president) If you're worried about your marriage counselling, you shouldn't be!
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* Underwood's effort to pass entitlement reform in the Senate to stave off a potential government shutdown is a pageant of parliamentary absurdity: the Republicans quickly leave the Senate chamber during roll call to prevent a quorum, but this lets the Democrats vote for warrants to be issued compelling Senators to be present in the chamber. The Capitol Police eventually resort to breaking down Senate office doors, handcuffing six Republican senators, and physically carrying them into the chamber to allow a vote.
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* "My client exercises his right to plead the fifth amendment."
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** Though she could be peeing.
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** Though she could be peeing.
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* At the end of the first episode, everyone is reacting to the news story with various expressions of OhCrap. Then, it cuts to Zoe, who is...[[VisualPun on the crapper.]]
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* Frank's "IOU" gaffe. It's refreshing to see that even pure evil can eat it raw on cable news. It wasn't even so much the gaffe. It was the fact that it went viral on [=Youtube=] and was turned into a hilarious soundbite music video.

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* Frank's "IOU" gaffe. It's refreshing to see that even pure evil can eat it raw on cable news. It wasn't even so much the gaffe. It was the fact that it went viral on [=Youtube=] and was turned into a hilarious soundbite music video.StupidStatementDanceMix.
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* In the first episode, Zoe is dropped off at her apartment and her date tries to invite himself up. Her declination is priceless. "Aw, Brian. If I was going to fuck you, you'd know." It sounds so sympathetic and endearing that it's like she politely turned him down for coffee rather than sex.
* The county executives in Underwood's district debating about which piece of the female anatomy the Peachoid looks like.
* Frank's "IOU" gaffe. It's refreshing to see that even pure evil can eat it raw on cable news. It wasn't even so much the gaffe. It was the fact that it went viral on [=Youtube=] and was turned into a hilarious soundbite music video.
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