History Funny / HouseOFTheDead

4th Jan '16 5:59:49 AM LucaEarlgrey
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** Not to mention the characters are wearing giant Dreamcasts on their back, powered by a giant battery.
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** Not to mention the characters are wearing giant Dreamcasts on their back, powered by a giant battery.battery. !!''Loving Deads: The House of the Dead EX'' * So you finally get to one of the first "boss" minigames, and it looks a lot like the battle with Justice from ''4''...but then Justice tells you that ''its teeth hurt''. Your objective? ''[[WorstAid Shoot its bad teeth out]].''
29th Dec '15 7:41:43 AM LucaEarlgrey
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* The room in DBR HQ that's decorated with Japanese decor [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment for absolutely no reason]]. --> '''Kate:''' I think he needs to hire a new decorator.
29th Dec '15 7:40:11 AM LucaEarlgrey
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* The fact that Temperance, who [[{{Kevlard}} flinches at best]] from being shot, is defeated by ''dropping a giant clock on its head''.
9th Dec '15 11:23:46 PM normal19
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* In the fifth chapter, a few zombies chase after the players in a car. The driver, also a zombie, just stares at the player menacingly.
21st Nov '15 4:18:28 PM Sestren_NK
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* Whenever you see a character in ''Typing of the Dead'' running around with keyboards strapped around their neck. It's especially absurd since they're ''killing zombies with them'' ([[FridgeLogic somehow]]).
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* Whenever you see a character in ''Typing of the Dead'' game running around with keyboards strapped around their neck. It's especially absurd since they're ''killing zombies with them'' ([[FridgeLogic somehow]]).somehow]]). ** Not to mention the characters are wearing giant Dreamcasts on their back, powered by a giant battery.
3rd Nov '15 8:08:03 AM erforce
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!!''HOTD: Overkill'' Really, all of the game's dialogue would be on this page, but to be specific... * For some, the ''first spoken line in the game'' is one. -->'''Isaac''' Wassup, motherfucker? * "You ever gonna tell anyone what that fuckin' 'G' stands for?" [[spoiler:G's response is simply "[[TheUnreveal No.]]"]] * The door opens up to a staircase, and a severed head rolls down it... -->'''Isaac:''' Shit, man! That ain't right! * When Isaac calls G "diaper-shit". * Isaac and G are about to ride off in Isaac's car, also known as his pride and joy. Said "pride and joy" [[TemptingFate promptly]] [[StuffBlowingUp blows up]] for [[EveryCarIsAPinto no reason whatsoever]]. --> '''G:''' ''({{beat}})'' Mm. We'll take my car. * After The Screamer is defeated, Isaac and G notice that there is a phone ringing from ''inside of her.'' Isaac refuses to open her up, because he "manicured only yesterday" and isn't about to stain a freshly-manicured set of nails with it. * This exchange in "Carny", once G and Isaac meet their first "football" mutants: -->'''G:''' [[TechnoBabble The mutant compound must have raised their metabolic rate!]]\\ '''Isaac:''' [[BookDumb Boy, I don't understand half the shit that comes out your mouth!]]\\ '''G:''' [[JiveTurkey Likewise.]] ** In the haunted ride attraction. This can be either taken as HoYay or G being surprisingly scared of horror rides. ---> '''Isaac:''' "What the...? ARE YOU HOLDING MY HAND?!" \\ '''G:''' "[[BluntYes Yes.]]" \\ '''Isaac:''' "I ain't yo momma! Get the fuck off of me!" ** After the stage, G and Isaac are left without a ride, until G finds...an ''ice cream truck'', prompting a "YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe" reaction from Isaac. *** Followed by G going on a ramble about the fine experience of driving while listening to one's taste in music. *** Later compounded by [[ScaryBlackMan Isaac]] asking "Can I have a lollipop?" *** In the prologue to the next stage, Scream Train, the duo is seen tearing through the streets, ''still in the ice cream truck.'' * Most of the dialogue from rescuing civilians in Overkill is this, but these three from Jailhouse Judgement take the cake: ** First one: --->'''Prison Guard:''' GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!\\ (G and Issac shoot the zombies)\\ '''Prison Guard:''' [[SeenItAll ... They don't pay me enough for this...]] ** Second one: --->'''Woman:''' Never though I'd be happy to see a fuckin' cop!\\ '''G:''' Most cops don't have this, um... charming personality-\\ '''Issac:''' ''-Don't make me whoop your ass again, G-man!'' ** Third one: --->'''G:''' Did you see...?\\ '''Prison Guard:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell -A freak-ass pimp with a hot bitch at gunpoint?!]] Sure! [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight They came through here just now.]] Some ''weird'' shit going down tonight, man... ** In addition, this OneSceneWonder from Scream Train: -->'''Man:''' (After being saved in the kitchen) '''I JUST WANTED THE FUCKING SOUP!!!''' ** This: --->'''Isaac:''' Grab your gun, not your dick! * In "The Fetid Waters", you can find a zombie sitting on a toilet in an outhouse. * Isaac trying to tiptoe around referencing ''Film/TheBirds'': -->'''Isaac:''' ''Shit! This is just like the film with all them birds!''\\ '''G:''' ''Which one?''\\ '''Isaac:''' ''You know, the... the bird film. Fuck!'' * During one melee sequence in "Overkill", one of the zombies gets smashed into a monitor...that has the ''Windows NT Blue Screen of Death.''[[note]]You could say it was a "Blue Screen of the Dead".[[/note]] --> '''Isaac:''' "[[BondOneLiner Looks like your computer just crashed!]]" * Some highlights from the [[spoiler:[[FinalBoss Mother]] battle]]: ** [[spoiler:The Extended Cut intro, after obtaining the [[EleventhHourSuperpower mini]]{{g|atlingGood}}un.]] --->'''Isaac''': Well, this sure doesn't look like a motherfucking exit to me!\\ ''(beat)''\\ '''G''': She's found us...\\ ''-[[spoiler:Mother]] roars-''\\ '''Isaac''': No shit! Back up! I sure don't want no motherfucking hugs from that freaking motherfucker! ** [[spoiler:During the underground "Missing Reel" battle.]] --->'''Isaac''': Look out! [[spoiler:Your girlfriend's]] trying to [[{{Squick}} French]] you!\\ '''G''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That's not]] [[spoiler:my girlfriend]].\\ '''Isaac''': Just shoot, motherfucker! ** [[spoiler:Upon seeing Mother [[{{Squick}} giving birth to]] [[DemonicSpiders Pukers]].]] --->'''Isaac''': Oh man, that's just WRONG!\\ '''G''': ''(in a grim tone)'' Here comes another bundle of joy... ** In ''The Typing of the Dead: Overkill'', the final battle [[spoiler:allows you to "type anything, as long as you ''type like a motherfucker.''" This can go so many ways. You can kill Mother in ways including, but not limited to: swearing her out, hurling insults at her, breaking out the CharacterFilibuster, or simply [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GhykrGrp38 repeatedly typing "sex"]]]]. * This little exchange from ''Overkill'': -->'''Washington:''' "Can I drive?"\\ '''G:''' "NO!"\\ '''Washington:''' "Can I have a lollipop?"\\ '''G:''' "...Yes." * G's face when [[spoiler:Warden Darling decides to go back to the womb]]. * The intro scene to the Lobber boss battle - The Lobber emerges from a swamp, accompanied by some over-dramatic narration...and then it cuts to G and Isaac [[SkewedPriorities facing off in a rock-paper-scissors match]]. Isaac loses, and promptly approaches the Lobber while ''reciting the MirandaRights'' at it. The Lobber duly responds by [[CoveredInGunge vomiting at Isaac]], who then promptly pulls out his guns in anger while G sarcastically claps in the background. ** MISSING REEL! (Sorry for the inconvenience)
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!!''HOTD: Overkill'' Really, all of the game's dialogue would be on this page, but to be specific... * For some, the ''first spoken line in the game'' is one. -->'''Isaac''' Wassup, motherfucker? * "You ever gonna tell anyone what that fuckin' 'G' stands for?" [[spoiler:G's response is simply "[[TheUnreveal No.]]"]] * The door opens up to a staircase, and a severed head rolls down it... -->'''Isaac:''' Shit, man! That ain't right! * When Isaac calls G "diaper-shit". * Isaac and G are about to ride off in Isaac's car, also known as his pride and joy. Said "pride and joy" [[TemptingFate promptly]] [[StuffBlowingUp blows up]] for [[EveryCarIsAPinto no reason whatsoever]]. --> '''G:''' ''({{beat}})'' Mm. We'll take my car. * After The Screamer is defeated, Isaac and G notice that there is a phone ringing from ''inside of her.'' Isaac refuses to open her up, because he "manicured only yesterday" and isn't about to stain a freshly-manicured set of nails with it. * This exchange in "Carny", once G and Isaac meet their first "football" mutants: -->'''G:''' [[TechnoBabble The mutant compound must have raised their metabolic rate!]]\\ '''Isaac:''' [[BookDumb Boy, I don't understand half the shit that comes out your mouth!]]\\ '''G:''' [[JiveTurkey Likewise.]] ** In the haunted ride attraction. This can be either taken as HoYay or G being surprisingly scared of horror rides. ---> '''Isaac:''' "What the...? ARE YOU HOLDING MY HAND?!" \\ '''G:''' "[[BluntYes Yes.]]" \\ '''Isaac:''' "I ain't yo momma! Get the fuck off of me!" ** After the stage, G and Isaac are left without a ride, until G finds...an ''ice cream truck'', prompting a "YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe" reaction from Isaac. *** Followed by G going on a ramble about the fine experience of driving while listening to one's taste in music. *** Later compounded by [[ScaryBlackMan Isaac]] asking "Can I have a lollipop?" *** In the prologue to the next stage, Scream Train, the duo is seen tearing through the streets, ''still in the ice cream truck.'' * Most of the dialogue from rescuing civilians in Overkill is this, but these three from Jailhouse Judgement take the cake: ** First one: --->'''Prison Guard:''' GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!\\ (G and Issac shoot the zombies)\\ '''Prison Guard:''' [[SeenItAll ... They don't pay me enough for this...]] ** Second one: --->'''Woman:''' Never though I'd be happy to see a fuckin' cop!\\ '''G:''' Most cops don't have this, um... charming personality-\\ '''Issac:''' ''-Don't make me whoop your ass again, G-man!'' ** Third one: --->'''G:''' Did you see...?\\ '''Prison Guard:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell -A freak-ass pimp with a hot bitch at gunpoint?!]] Sure! [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight They came through here just now.]] Some ''weird'' shit going down tonight, man... ** In addition, this OneSceneWonder from Scream Train: -->'''Man:''' (After being saved in the kitchen) '''I JUST WANTED THE FUCKING SOUP!!!''' ** This: --->'''Isaac:''' Grab your gun, not your dick! * In "The Fetid Waters", you can find a zombie sitting on a toilet in an outhouse. * Isaac trying to tiptoe around referencing ''Film/TheBirds'': -->'''Isaac:''' ''Shit! This is just like the film with all them birds!''\\ '''G:''' ''Which one?''\\ '''Isaac:''' ''You know, the... the bird film. Fuck!'' * During one melee sequence in "Overkill", one of the zombies gets smashed into a monitor...that has the ''Windows NT Blue Screen of Death.''[[note]]You could say it was a "Blue Screen of the Dead".[[/note]] --> '''Isaac:''' "[[BondOneLiner Looks like your computer just crashed!]]" * Some highlights from the [[spoiler:[[FinalBoss Mother]] battle]]: ** [[spoiler:The Extended Cut intro, after obtaining the [[EleventhHourSuperpower mini]]{{g|atlingGood}}un.]] --->'''Isaac''': Well, this sure doesn't look like a motherfucking exit to me!\\ ''(beat)''\\ '''G''': She's found us...\\ ''-[[spoiler:Mother]] roars-''\\ '''Isaac''': No shit! Back up! I sure don't want no motherfucking hugs from that freaking motherfucker! ** [[spoiler:During the underground "Missing Reel" battle.]] --->'''Isaac''': Look out! [[spoiler:Your girlfriend's]] trying to [[{{Squick}} French]] you!\\ '''G''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That's not]] [[spoiler:my girlfriend]].\\ '''Isaac''': Just shoot, motherfucker! ** [[spoiler:Upon seeing Mother [[{{Squick}} giving birth to]] [[DemonicSpiders Pukers]].]] --->'''Isaac''': Oh man, that's just WRONG!\\ '''G''': ''(in a grim tone)'' Here comes another bundle of joy... ** In ''The Typing of the Dead: Overkill'', the final battle [[spoiler:allows you to "type anything, as long as you ''type like a motherfucker.''" This can go so many ways. You can kill Mother in ways including, but not limited to: swearing her out, hurling insults at her, breaking out the CharacterFilibuster, or simply [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GhykrGrp38 repeatedly typing "sex"]]]]. * This little exchange from ''Overkill'': -->'''Washington:''' "Can I drive?"\\ '''G:''' "NO!"\\ '''Washington:''' "Can I have a lollipop?"\\ '''G:''' "...Yes." * G's face when [[spoiler:Warden Darling decides to go back to the womb]]. * The intro scene to the Lobber boss battle - The Lobber emerges from a swamp, accompanied by some over-dramatic narration...and then it cuts to G and Isaac [[SkewedPriorities facing off in a rock-paper-scissors match]]. Isaac loses, and promptly approaches the Lobber while ''reciting the MirandaRights'' at it. The Lobber duly responds by [[CoveredInGunge vomiting at Isaac]], who then promptly pulls out his guns in anger while G sarcastically claps in the background. ** MISSING REEL! (Sorry for the inconvenience)
31st Oct '15 9:19:04 AM xxbiasonxxx
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!!''The House of the Dead III'' * In one of the game's MultipleEndings, Lisa and G's van suddenly drives off and Lisa thinks her dad left her. Lisa turns around and sees Rogan and Daniel, then realizes that her car was just stolen by a zombie. Lisa then chases after the zombie and says, "Hey, that's my car, you slimy bastards! SayYourPrayers!"
27th Jul '15 12:28:50 PM LucaEarlgrey
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** In the haunted ride attraction:
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** In the haunted ride attraction:attraction. This can be either taken as HoYay or G being surprisingly scared of horror rides.
26th May '15 4:23:55 PM Kadorhal
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there are plenty of examples of how to do that on the page itself
* Isaac and G are about to ride off in Isaac's car, also known as his pride and joy. Said "pride and joy" [[TemptingFate promptly]] [[StuffBlowingUp blows up]]. --> '''G:''' Mm. We'll take my car, then.
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* Isaac and G are about to ride off in Isaac's car, also known as his pride and joy. Said "pride and joy" [[TemptingFate promptly]] [[StuffBlowingUp blows up]]. up]] for [[EveryCarIsAPinto no reason whatsoever]]. --> '''G:''' ''({{beat}})'' Mm. We'll take my car, then.car.

* Isaac trying to tiptoe around referencing ''TheBirds'': --> '''Isaac:''' ''Shit! This is just like the film with all them birds!'' --> '''G:''' ''Which one?'' --> '''Isaac:''' ''You know, the... the bird film. Fuck!''
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* Isaac trying to tiptoe around referencing ''TheBirds'': --> '''Isaac:''' ''Film/TheBirds'': -->'''Isaac:''' ''Shit! This is just like the film with all them birds!'' --> birds!''\\ '''G:''' ''Which one?'' --> one?''\\ '''Isaac:''' ''You know, the... the bird film. Fuck!''

--->'''Isaac''': Well, this sure doesn't look like a motherfucking exit to me! --->''-beat-'' --->'''G''': She's found us... --->''-[[spoiler:Mother]] roars-'' --->'''Isaac''': No shit! Back up! I sure don't want no motherfucking hugs from that freaking motherfucker!
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--->'''Isaac''': Well, this sure doesn't look like a motherfucking exit to me! --->''-beat-'' --->'''G''': me!\\ ''(beat)''\\ '''G''': She's found us... --->''-[[spoiler:Mother]] roars-'' --->'''Isaac''': us...\\ ''-[[spoiler:Mother]] roars-''\\ '''Isaac''': No shit! Back up! I sure don't want no motherfucking hugs from that freaking motherfucker!

--->'''Isaac''': Look out! [[spoiler:Your girlfriend's]] trying to [[{{Squick}} French]] you! --->'''G''': That's not [[spoiler:my girlfriend]]. --->'''Isaac''': Just shoot, motherfucker!
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--->'''Isaac''': Look out! [[spoiler:Your girlfriend's]] trying to [[{{Squick}} French]] you! --->'''G''': you!\\ '''G''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That's not not]] [[spoiler:my girlfriend]]. --->'''Isaac''': girlfriend]].\\ '''Isaac''': Just shoot, motherfucker!

--->'''Isaac''': Oh man, that's just WRONG! --->'''G''': -in a grim tone- Here comes another bundle of joy... ** In ''The Typing of the Dead: Overkill'', the final battle [[spoiler:allows you to "type anything, as long as you ''type like a motherfucker.''" This can go so many ways. You can kill Mother in ways including, but not limited to: swearing her out, hurling insults at her, and breaking out the CharacterFilibuster]].
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--->'''Isaac''': Oh man, that's just WRONG! --->'''G''': -in WRONG!\\ '''G''': ''(in a grim tone- tone)'' Here comes another bundle of joy... ** In ''The Typing of the Dead: Overkill'', the final battle [[spoiler:allows you to "type anything, as long as you ''type like a motherfucker.''" This can go so many ways. You can kill Mother in ways including, but not limited to: swearing her out, hurling insults at her, and breaking out the CharacterFilibuster]].CharacterFilibuster, or simply [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GhykrGrp38 repeatedly typing "sex"]]]].

* The intro scene to the Lobber boss battle - The Lobber emerges from a swamp, accompanied by some over-dramatic narration...and then it cuts to G and Isaac [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SkewedPriorities facing off in a rock-paper-scissors match]]. Isaac loses, and promptly approaches the Lobber while ''reciting the MirandaRights'' at it. The Lobber duly responds by [[CoveredInGunge vomiting at Isaac]], who then promptly pulls out his guns in anger while G sarcastically claps in the background.
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* The intro scene to the Lobber boss battle - The Lobber emerges from a swamp, accompanied by some over-dramatic narration...and then it cuts to G and Isaac [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SkewedPriorities [[SkewedPriorities facing off in a rock-paper-scissors match]]. Isaac loses, and promptly approaches the Lobber while ''reciting the MirandaRights'' at it. The Lobber duly responds by [[CoveredInGunge vomiting at Isaac]], who then promptly pulls out his guns in anger while G sarcastically claps in the background.
18th May '15 5:06:23 AM DarkDestruction
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* The voice acting in the game clearly falls in the SoBadItsGood category, and can really turn what is suppose to be a serious story into pure comedy. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftc_Pbhb3IE Observe]].
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* The voice acting ''HOTD 2''[='=]s voice-acting in the game general. It clearly falls in the SoBadItsGood category, and can really turn what is suppose to be a serious story into pure comedy. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftc_Pbhb3IE Observe]].

** [[spoiler:Upon seeing Mother [[[[{{Squick}} giving birth to]] [[DemonicSpiders Pukers]].]]
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** [[spoiler:Upon seeing Mother [[[[{{Squick}} [[{{Squick}} giving birth to]] [[DemonicSpiders Pukers]].]]

* ''HOTD 2''[='=]s voice-acting in general.

* Isaac talks tough to a zombie and kicks him. Then the zombie sits up and throws up on him.
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* The intro scene to the Lobber boss battle - The Lobber emerges from a swamp, accompanied by some over-dramatic narration...and then it cuts to G and Isaac talks tough to [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SkewedPriorities facing off in a zombie rock-paper-scissors match]]. Isaac loses, and kicks him. Then promptly approaches the zombie sits up and throws up on him.Lobber while ''reciting the MirandaRights'' at it. The Lobber duly responds by [[CoveredInGunge vomiting at Isaac]], who then promptly pulls out his guns in anger while G sarcastically claps in the background.
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