History Funny / Holes

* The judge at Stanley's trial initially asks for "Stanley Yelnats" to rise, resulting in all three living Stanleys standing up. After he specifies Stanley Yelnats ''the Fourth'', Mrs. Yelnats [[DopeSlap pushes]] Stanley II and Stanley III to sit down.

--> '''Grandpa''': You don't have to answer that! We have the right to remain silent!
--> '''Officer''': Wouldn't that be nice?

--> '''Magnet''': This was Barf Bag's bed.\\

'''Mr. Pendanski''': (''off screen'') Keep your bed clean!

--> '''Mr. Pendanski''': D-I-G, what does that spell?
--> '''Zero''': (''knocks Pendanski in the face with his shovel'') Dig! (''runs away'')

--> '''Magnet''': Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive.
--> '''X-Ray''': Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too.
--> '''Squid''': Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.
--> '''Twitch''': Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?
--> '''Zig-Zag''': (''fist bumps him'') Yeah, that was awesome.
--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.

--> "Excuse me!"

-->'''Twitch:''' Ooh. Jaguar, that's a nice car.\\

--> '''The Warden''': You'll do as I say. *walks out*
--> '''Mr. Pendanski''': What ''did'' she say?
--> '''Mr. Sir''': Not much.
--> '''Mr. Pendanski''': Then what do we do?
--> '''Mr. Sir''': You'll do as ''I'' say. *walks out*
--> '''Mr. Pendanski''': But you didn't say anything either!

--> '''The Warden''': I had no knowledge about this.
--> '''Mr. Sir''': Oh, yeah. Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor, neither.
--> '''Campers (laughing):''' What?!!
--> (''all the campers laugh'')

--> '''Zig-Zag:''' Say, I didn't know Marion was a man's name.
--> '''Mr. Sir:''' It ain't.

* The blooper reel features an D-tent boys cast interview segment with Max Kasch (Zigzag) giving a shout-out to someone named Briana "whom he loves more than anything". The boys all "aww" over that, except Byron Cotton (Armpit) who does a confused double-take to the camera and asks "Who's Briana?"

* Magnet was caught trying to steal a puppy, and says that he would have gotten away "until my pocket started barking".
* When Mr. Pendanski asks Stanley whose fault it is that Stanley is at Camp Green Lake (obviously intending AnAesop about personal responsibility) and Stanley responds confidently, "My no-good dirty rotten pig-stealing great-great-grandfather!" The other boys even find it hilarious.

--> '''Officer''': [[DeadpanSnarker Wouldn't that be nice?]]

--> '''Squid''': [[MoodWhiplash Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.]]

--> '''Zig-Zag''': (''fist bumps him'') [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]
--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Caveman did have style.]]

'''Young Warden''': Well, [[{{Catchphrase}} excuse me]].

--> '''Mr. Sir''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah. Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor, neither]].
--> '''Campers (laughing):''' [[BigWhat What?!!]]

* When the ''Mary Lou'' boat is found in the book, Stanley imagines that Mary Lou was a beautiful woman, when ironically, it was actually the name of an animal. The film has a line serving a similar purpose where Stanley wonders aloud about how Mary Lou looked in a bikini, which becomes rather HilariousInHindsight considering FurryFandom has since become thing.

* When the ''Mary Lou'' boat is found in the book, Stanley imagines that Mary Lou was a beautiful woman. [[DramaticIrony While he isn't aware of it, the audience knows that the boat is actually named after a donkey]]. The film has a line serving a similar purpose where Stanley wonders aloud about how Mary Lou [[{{Squick}} looked in a bikini]].

-->'''Young Warden''': I'm tired of this, grandpa.\\
'''Trout Walker''': Well that's just TOO DAMN BAD! You keep digging!\\

** "Yeah, keep going! There won't be no Yelnats the Fifth!"

* When Stanley IV is sentenced:
--> '''Judge''': Stanley Yelnats, please rise.
--> ''All three living Stanleys stand up.''
--> '''Judge''': (''rolls his eyes and sighs'') Stanley Yelnats ''the Fourth''.
--> ''(Mrs. Yelnats [[DopeSlap pushes]] Stanley II and Stanley III to sit down)''

--> '''Magnet''': This was Barf Bag's bed.
--> (''shot of mattress stain'')
--> '''Mr. Pendanski''': (''off screen'') Keep your bed clean!

* In the book, when the ''Mary Lou'' boat is found, Stanley imagines that Mary Lou was a beautiful woman, but [[DramaticIrony we all know how wrong he was]].
** There's a similar line in the film while they're climbing the mountain.
-->'''Stanley''': You know what I keep thinking? Imagine how fine this Mary Lou probably [[{{Squick}} looked in a bikini]].

* Mr. Sir's obsession with talking about how Camp Green Lake "isn't a girl scout camp". Becomes a BrickJoke [[spoiler:when Camp Green Lake was converted to a girl scout camp at the end]].

* Yelnats the 3rd, [[spoiler:correctly]] thinking he's finally gotten his foot odor remedy to work, tentatively approaches his moody looking wife as she's eating dinner and sheepishly asks "Honey... please smell the shoe." Henry Winkler's delivery, which sounds like a little kid afraid to tell his mother bad news, makes it hysterical.

[[spoiler:'''Trout Walker''']]: Well that's just TOO DAMN BAD! You keep digging!\\

* Mr. Sir actually says OhCrap when [[spoiler: the Texas officer recognizes him.]]

--> [[spoiler:'''Mr. Sir:''']] It ain't.
* Stanley telling The Warden [[BorrowedCatchphrase "Excuse me?"]] [[spoiler: after she begs him to let her see the inside of the chest.]]
* At the end of the movie we have a particularly silly FunnyBackgroundEvent; Twitch, a [[{{Keet}} hyperactive boy]] who got his name because he twitches whenever he sees or hears about a cool car (and indeed, was arrested for trying to steal one) had replaced Zero and Stanley after they left. At the end of the movie, [[spoiler: when Stanley is leaving in a limo, you can see Twitch running after the limo excitedly before Squid holds him back]].

* The cast's commentary with Shia [=LaBeouf=] (Stanley), Khleo Thomas (Zero), Max Kasch (Zigzag) and Jake M. Smith (Squid) on the movie is actually really funny. Just some of the highlights include teasing one another for [[ToiletHumor farting]], calling Creator/EarthaKitt the "sexiest elderly woman" and Khleo Thomas (Zero) still wanting to see her in her [[Series/Batman1966 Catwoman]] suit, and threatening to [[BlackComedy boycott the movie for animal abuse]] when we see [[spoiler:Mary Lou lying dead from a gunshot]].

* When Mr. Pendanski asks Stanley whose fault it is that Stanley is at Camp Green Lake (obviously intending AnAesop about personal responsibility) and Stanley responds confidently, "My no-good dirty rotten pig-stealing great-great-grandfather!"

-->'''Young Warden''': I'm tired of this grandpa.\\

* During a montage in which Stanley becomes accepted by the rest of the campers in the movie, Armpit lifts up his armpits. Everyone runs away from the stink. Trust us, it's funnier than it sounds.

* Counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as well.

--> '''Zero''': (''knocks Pendanski cold with shovel'') Dig! (''runs away'')
* The entire scene when Stanley steals the truck. The whoops from Stanley, Mr Sir holding onto the truck as Stanley drives it, and then him falling into a hole, followed by Stanley crashing it.

* In the book, When the ''Mary Lou'' boat is found, Stanley imagines that Mary Lou was a beautiful woman, but [[DramaticIrony we all know how wrong he was]].

--> ''(Mrs. Yelnats [[{{Dope Slap}} pushes]] Stanley II and Stanley III to sit down)''

* In the book, When the ''Mary Lou'' boat is found, Stanley imagines that Mary Lou was a beautiful woman, but [[{{Irony}} we all know how wrong he was]].

** * "Yeah, keep going! There won't be no Yelnats the Fifth!"

* The cast's commentary with Shia LaBeouf (Stanley), Khleo Thomas (Zero), Max Kasch (Zigzag) and Jake M. Smith (Squid) on the movie is actually really funny. Just some of the highlights include teasing one another for [[ToiletHumor farting]], calling Creator/EarthaKitt the "sexiest elderly woman" and Khleo Thomas (Zero) still wanting to see her in her [[Series/Batman1966 Catwoman]] suit, and threatening to [[BlackComedy boycott the movie for animal abuse]] when we see [[spoiler:Mary Lou lying dead from a gunshot]].