History Funny / Holes

19th Jan '17 11:45:49 AM GeorgeCastanza
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--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.
* Brian, who was nicknamed Twitch in the film, had a different one in the book. What was it? '''Pussy Destroyer 3000!'''

to:

--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.
* Brian, who was nicknamed Twitch in the film, had a different one in the book. What was it? '''Pussy Destroyer 3000!'''
style.
5th Nov '16 9:42:09 PM DastardlyDemolition
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--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.

to:

--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.style.
* Brian, who was nicknamed Twitch in the film, had a different one in the book. What was it? '''Pussy Destroyer 3000!'''
8th Sep '16 1:30:49 PM firejewel
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--> '''Magnet''': "Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive."
--> '''X-Ray''': "Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
--> '''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.]]"
--> '''Twitch''': "Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?"
--> '''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"

to:

--> '''Magnet''': "Maybe Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive."
alive.
--> '''X-Ray''': "Yeah, Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
too.
--> '''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash [[MoodWhiplash Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.]]"
]]
--> '''Twitch''': "Man, Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?"
truck?
--> '''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"]]
8th Sep '16 1:28:55 PM firejewel
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* "Whoo! Bye-bye, Camp G- * '''CRASH'''* "

to:

* "Whoo! Bye-bye, Camp G- * '''CRASH'''* " '''CRASH'''*"



--> '''Mr. Pendanski:''' "D-I-G, what does that spell?"
--> '''Zero:''' (knocks Pendanski cold with shovel) "Dig!" (runs away)

to:

--> '''Mr. Pendanski:''' "D-I-G, Pendanski''': D-I-G, what does that spell?"
spell?
--> '''Zero:''' (knocks '''Zero''': (''knocks Pendanski cold with shovel) "Dig!" (runs away)shovel'') Dig! (''runs away'')



-->'''Zig-Zag:''' "Say, I didn't know Marion was a man's name."
-->[[spoiler:'''Mr. Sir:''']] "It ain't."

to:

-->'''Zig-Zag:''' "Say, --> '''Zig-Zag:''' Say, I didn't know Marion was a man's name."
-->[[spoiler:'''Mr.
name.
--> [[spoiler:'''Mr.
Sir:''']] "It It ain't."



-->'''The Warden:''' "You'll do as I say." *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "What ''did'' she say?"
-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "Not much."
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "Then what do we do?"
-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "You'll do as ''I'' say." *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "But you didn't say anything either!"

to:

-->'''The Warden:''' "You'll --> '''The Warden''': You'll do as I say." say. *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "What --> '''Mr. Pendanski''': What ''did'' she say?"
-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "Not much."
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "Then
say?
--> '''Mr. Sir''': Not much.
--> '''Mr. Pendanski''': Then
what do we do?"
-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "You'll
do?
--> '''Mr. Sir''': You'll
do as ''I'' say." say. *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "But --> '''Mr. Pendanski''': But you didn't say anything either!"either!



-->'''Squid:''' "Man, you sleepin' outside!"

to:

-->'''Squid:''' "Man, Man, you sleepin' outside!"outside!



--> '''Magnet:''' "This was Barf Bag's bed."
--> [Shot of urine stain]
--> '''Mr. Pendanski:''' [Offscreen] "Keep your bed clean!"

to:

--> '''Magnet:''' "This '''Magnet''': This was Barf Bag's bed."
bed.
--> [Shot (''shot of urine stain]
stain'')
--> '''Mr. Pendanski:''' [Offscreen] "Keep Pendanski''': (''off screen'') Keep your bed clean!"clean!



-->'''Judge:''' "Stanley Yelnats, please rise."
-->''All three living Stanleys stand up.''
-->'''Judge:''' ''(rolls his eyes and sighs)'' "Stanley Yelnats ''the Fourth''."
-->''Stanley II and Stanley III sit down; Mrs. Yelnats {{Dope Slap}}s them''

to:

-->'''Judge:''' "Stanley --> '''Judge''': Stanley Yelnats, please rise."
-->''All
rise.
--> ''All
three living Stanleys stand up.''
-->'''Judge:''' ''(rolls --> '''Judge''': (''rolls his eyes and sighs)'' "Stanley sighs'') Stanley Yelnats ''the Fourth''."
-->''Stanley
Fourth''.
--> ''Stanley
II and Stanley III sit down; Mrs. Yelnats {{Dope Slap}}s them''



* From the movie, when Stanley finds the fossils, the other boys gather round to have a look, and Armpit reveals a hidden side of himself and squees in an excited voice: "Look at the little fishies! Awww...!" And then, as the others give him weird looks, he deepens his voice and says in an overly casual tone: "I mean, you know, see, it look like those cave pictures, man."

to:

* From the movie, when Stanley finds the fossils, the other boys gather round to have a look, and Armpit reveals a hidden side of himself and squees in an excited voice: voice, "Look at the little fishies! Awww...!" And then, as the others give him weird looks, he deepens his voice and says in an overly casual tone: "I mean, you know, see, it look like those cave pictures, man."



* When Stanley's lawyer walks to her car the first time after arguing with The Warden, she mockingly says: "Excuse me!"

to:

* When Stanley's lawyer walks to her car the first time after arguing with The Warden, she mockingly says: says:
-->
"Excuse me!"



-->'''The Warden''': I had no knowledge about this.
-->'''Mr. Sir''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah. Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor, neither]].
-->(all the campers laugh)

to:

-->'''The --> '''The Warden''': I had no knowledge about this.
-->'''Mr.--> '''Mr. Sir''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah. Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor, neither]].
-->(all --> (''all the campers laugh)laugh'')



-->'''Grandpa''': You don't have to answer that! We have the right to remain silent!
-->'''Officer''': [[DeadpanSnarker Wouldn't that be nice?]]

to:

-->'''Grandpa''': --> '''Grandpa''': You don't have to answer that! We have the right to remain silent!
-->'''Officer''': --> '''Officer''': [[DeadpanSnarker Wouldn't that be nice?]]



-->'''Magnet''': "Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive."
-->'''X-Ray''': "Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
-->'''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.]]"
-->'''Twitch''': "Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?"
-->'''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"
-->'''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.

to:

-->'''Magnet''': --> '''Magnet''': "Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive."
-->'''X-Ray''': --> '''X-Ray''': "Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
-->'''Squid''': --> '''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.]]"
-->'''Twitch''': --> '''Twitch''': "Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?"
-->'''Zig-Zag''': --> '''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"
-->'''Armpit''': --> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.
4th Aug '16 8:28:11 AM bt8257
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* Mr. Sir's actually says OhCrap when [[spoiler: the Texas officer recognizes him.]]

to:

* Mr. Sir's Sir actually says OhCrap when [[spoiler: the Texas officer recognizes him.]]
3rd Jun '16 10:19:26 PM Mikeyfan93
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* During a montage in which Stanley becomes accepted by the rest of the campers in the movie, Armpit lifts up his armpits. Everyone runs away from the stink. Trust me, it's funnier than it sounds.

to:

* During a montage in which Stanley becomes accepted by the rest of the campers in the movie, Armpit lifts up his armpits. Everyone runs away from the stink. Trust me, us, it's funnier than it sounds.



* Mr. Sir's obsession with talking about how horrible girl scouts are. Becomes a BrickJoke [[spoiler:when Camp Greenlake was converted to a girl scout camp at the end]].

to:

* Mr. Sir's obsession with talking about how horrible girl scouts are. Becomes a BrickJoke [[spoiler:when Camp Greenlake Green Lake was converted to a girl scout camp at the end]].



* The Casts' commentary on the movie is actually really funny.

to:

* The Casts' cast's commentary on the movie is actually really funny.
26th Apr '16 1:50:27 AM axle-k89
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-->'''Mr. Sir''': [[SacrasmMode Oh, yeah. Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor, neither]].

to:

-->'''Mr. Sir''': [[SacrasmMode [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah. Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor, neither]].
26th Apr '16 1:49:58 AM axle-k89
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* "Go on, run! There won't be no Yelnats the Fifth!"

to:

* "Go on, run! "Yeah, keep going! There won't be no Yelnats the Fifth!"



** "...Excuse me."
* "Once, there was a magical place where it never rained. The end."
** Squid's reaction: "I don't get it."

to:

** "...Excuse "Well, excuse me."
* "Once, "Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained. The end."
** Squid's deadpan reaction: "I don't get it."



* This line:
-->'''The Warden:''' "Now do as I say." *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "What did she say?"

to:

* This line:
exchange:
-->'''The Warden:''' "Now "You'll do as I say." *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "What did ''did'' she say?"



-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "You do as I say." *walks out*

to:

-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "You "You'll do as I ''I'' say." *walks out*



* When Armpit tries to give the warden a knob he found and gets his weekly shower tokens taken away, who's more upset about this? His cabin mates.

to:

* When Armpit tries to give the warden a knob he found and gets his weekly shower tokens taken away, who's more upset about this? His cabin mates. Their dismayed groan at his shower tokens being taken away is the funniest part.



-->'''Judge:''' ''(rolls his eyes)'' "Stanley Yelnats ''the Fourth''."

to:

-->'''Judge:''' ''(rolls his eyes)'' eyes and sighs)'' "Stanley Yelnats ''the Fourth''."



-->'''The Warden''': I had know idea about this.
-->'''Mr. Sir''': Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor.

to:

-->'''The Warden''': I had know idea no knowledge about this.
-->'''Mr. Sir''': [[SacrasmMode Oh, yeah. Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor.doctor, neither]].



* The statue of Poseidon seen at the end of the film is holing a shovel instead of a trident.

to:

* The statue of Poseidon seen at the end of the film is holing holding a shovel instead of a trident.



-->'''Armpit''': "Maybe they're still alive."
-->'''X-Ray''': "Maybe Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
-->'''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash Yeah, and maybe my mom will quit drinking and my dad will come home.]]"
-->'''Twitch''': "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey, did you see Caveman drive that truck?]]"
-->'''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"

to:

-->'''Armpit''': -->'''Magnet''': "Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive."
-->'''X-Ray''': "Maybe Santa Claus "Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
-->'''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash Yeah, and maybe Yeah. Maybe my mom will mom'll quit drinking and my dad will dad'll come home.]]"
-->'''Twitch''': "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey, did you see "Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?]]"
truck?"
-->'''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"]]"
-->'''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.
10th Dec '15 4:42:00 PM ilovehirohamada
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* Armpit in the film attempting to trick the Warden into giving him a day off by claiming to have found something. A broken TV nob from the rec room. Mr Sir punishes him by refusing shower privileges for a week. The cacophony of groans from the boys is hilarious.
-->'''Squid:''' Man, you sleepin' outside.
10th Dec '15 4:39:07 PM ilovehirohamada
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-->'''Squid:''' Man, you sleepin' outside.
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