History Funny / Holes

16th Jun '17 11:50:46 PM thevideogameempire
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* Yelnats the 3rd, [[spoiler:correctly]] thinking he's finally gotten his food odor remedy to work, tentatively approaches his moody looking wife as she's eating dinner and sheepishly asks "Honey... please smell the shoe." Henry Winkler's delivery, which sounds like a little kid afraid to tell his mother bad news, makes it hysterical.

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* Yelnats the 3rd, [[spoiler:correctly]] thinking he's finally gotten his food foot odor remedy to work, tentatively approaches his moody looking wife as she's eating dinner and sheepishly asks "Honey... please smell the shoe." Henry Winkler's delivery, which sounds like a little kid afraid to tell his mother bad news, makes it hysterical.
2nd Jun '17 5:04:53 PM NWolfman
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--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.

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--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.style.
* Yelnats the 3rd, [[spoiler:correctly]] thinking he's finally gotten his food odor remedy to work, tentatively approaches his moody looking wife as she's eating dinner and sheepishly asks "Honey... please smell the shoe." Henry Winkler's delivery, which sounds like a little kid afraid to tell his mother bad news, makes it hysterical.
2nd Jun '17 4:59:55 PM NWolfman
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* The cast's commentary on the movie is actually really funny.

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* The cast's commentary on the movie is actually really funny. Highlights include teasing one another for [[ToiletHumor farting]] and threatening to [[BlackComedy boycot the movie for animal abuse]] when we see [[spoiler:Mary Lou lying dead from a gunshot]].
2nd Jun '17 4:55:41 PM NWolfman
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* "Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained. The end."

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* "Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained. The " ([[{{Beat}} Long, tense pause]]) "The end."


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** The fact that Mr. Sir pronounces "the" with a hard e ("thuh end"). It's the one time Jon Voigt's faux Texan accent is exaggerated for comedy.
19th Jan '17 11:45:49 AM GeorgeCastanza
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--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.
* Brian, who was nicknamed Twitch in the film, had a different one in the book. What was it? '''Pussy Destroyer 3000!'''

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--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.
* Brian, who was nicknamed Twitch in the film, had a different one in the book. What was it? '''Pussy Destroyer 3000!'''
style.
5th Nov '16 9:42:09 PM DastardlyDemolition
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--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.

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--> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.style.
* Brian, who was nicknamed Twitch in the film, had a different one in the book. What was it? '''Pussy Destroyer 3000!'''
8th Sep '16 1:30:49 PM firejewel
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--> '''Magnet''': "Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive."
--> '''X-Ray''': "Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
--> '''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.]]"
--> '''Twitch''': "Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?"
--> '''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"

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--> '''Magnet''': "Maybe Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive."
alive.
--> '''X-Ray''': "Yeah, Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
too.
--> '''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash [[MoodWhiplash Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.]]"
]]
--> '''Twitch''': "Man, Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?"
truck?
--> '''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"]]
8th Sep '16 1:28:55 PM firejewel
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* "Whoo! Bye-bye, Camp G- * '''CRASH'''* "

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* "Whoo! Bye-bye, Camp G- * '''CRASH'''* " '''CRASH'''*"



--> '''Mr. Pendanski:''' "D-I-G, what does that spell?"
--> '''Zero:''' (knocks Pendanski cold with shovel) "Dig!" (runs away)

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--> '''Mr. Pendanski:''' "D-I-G, Pendanski''': D-I-G, what does that spell?"
spell?
--> '''Zero:''' (knocks '''Zero''': (''knocks Pendanski cold with shovel) "Dig!" (runs away)shovel'') Dig! (''runs away'')



-->'''Zig-Zag:''' "Say, I didn't know Marion was a man's name."
-->[[spoiler:'''Mr. Sir:''']] "It ain't."

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-->'''Zig-Zag:''' "Say, --> '''Zig-Zag:''' Say, I didn't know Marion was a man's name."
-->[[spoiler:'''Mr.
name.
--> [[spoiler:'''Mr.
Sir:''']] "It It ain't."



-->'''The Warden:''' "You'll do as I say." *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "What ''did'' she say?"
-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "Not much."
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "Then what do we do?"
-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "You'll do as ''I'' say." *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "But you didn't say anything either!"

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-->'''The Warden:''' "You'll --> '''The Warden''': You'll do as I say." say. *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "What --> '''Mr. Pendanski''': What ''did'' she say?"
-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "Not much."
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "Then
say?
--> '''Mr. Sir''': Not much.
--> '''Mr. Pendanski''': Then
what do we do?"
-->'''Mr. Sir:''' "You'll
do?
--> '''Mr. Sir''': You'll
do as ''I'' say." say. *walks out*
-->'''Mr. Pendanski:''' "But --> '''Mr. Pendanski''': But you didn't say anything either!"either!



-->'''Squid:''' "Man, you sleepin' outside!"

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-->'''Squid:''' "Man, Man, you sleepin' outside!"outside!



--> '''Magnet:''' "This was Barf Bag's bed."
--> [Shot of urine stain]
--> '''Mr. Pendanski:''' [Offscreen] "Keep your bed clean!"

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--> '''Magnet:''' "This '''Magnet''': This was Barf Bag's bed."
bed.
--> [Shot (''shot of urine stain]
stain'')
--> '''Mr. Pendanski:''' [Offscreen] "Keep Pendanski''': (''off screen'') Keep your bed clean!"clean!



-->'''Judge:''' "Stanley Yelnats, please rise."
-->''All three living Stanleys stand up.''
-->'''Judge:''' ''(rolls his eyes and sighs)'' "Stanley Yelnats ''the Fourth''."
-->''Stanley II and Stanley III sit down; Mrs. Yelnats {{Dope Slap}}s them''

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-->'''Judge:''' "Stanley --> '''Judge''': Stanley Yelnats, please rise."
-->''All
rise.
--> ''All
three living Stanleys stand up.''
-->'''Judge:''' ''(rolls --> '''Judge''': (''rolls his eyes and sighs)'' "Stanley sighs'') Stanley Yelnats ''the Fourth''."
-->''Stanley
Fourth''.
--> ''Stanley
II and Stanley III sit down; Mrs. Yelnats {{Dope Slap}}s them''



* From the movie, when Stanley finds the fossils, the other boys gather round to have a look, and Armpit reveals a hidden side of himself and squees in an excited voice: "Look at the little fishies! Awww...!" And then, as the others give him weird looks, he deepens his voice and says in an overly casual tone: "I mean, you know, see, it look like those cave pictures, man."

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* From the movie, when Stanley finds the fossils, the other boys gather round to have a look, and Armpit reveals a hidden side of himself and squees in an excited voice: voice, "Look at the little fishies! Awww...!" And then, as the others give him weird looks, he deepens his voice and says in an overly casual tone: "I mean, you know, see, it look like those cave pictures, man."



* When Stanley's lawyer walks to her car the first time after arguing with The Warden, she mockingly says: "Excuse me!"

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* When Stanley's lawyer walks to her car the first time after arguing with The Warden, she mockingly says: says:
-->
"Excuse me!"



-->'''The Warden''': I had no knowledge about this.
-->'''Mr. Sir''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah. Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor, neither]].
-->(all the campers laugh)

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-->'''The --> '''The Warden''': I had no knowledge about this.
-->'''Mr.--> '''Mr. Sir''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah. Just like you didn't know Pendanski was no doctor, neither]].
-->(all --> (''all the campers laugh)laugh'')



-->'''Grandpa''': You don't have to answer that! We have the right to remain silent!
-->'''Officer''': [[DeadpanSnarker Wouldn't that be nice?]]

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-->'''Grandpa''': --> '''Grandpa''': You don't have to answer that! We have the right to remain silent!
-->'''Officer''': --> '''Officer''': [[DeadpanSnarker Wouldn't that be nice?]]



-->'''Magnet''': "Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive."
-->'''X-Ray''': "Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
-->'''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.]]"
-->'''Twitch''': "Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?"
-->'''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"
-->'''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.

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-->'''Magnet''': --> '''Magnet''': "Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive."
-->'''X-Ray''': --> '''X-Ray''': "Yeah, maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are alive too."
-->'''Squid''': --> '''Squid''': "[[MoodWhiplash Yeah. Maybe my mom'll quit drinking and my dad'll come home.]]"
-->'''Twitch''': --> '''Twitch''': "Man, when Caveman stole drive that truck?"
-->'''Zig-Zag''': --> '''Zig-Zag''': (fist bumps him) "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Yeah, that was awesome.]]"
-->'''Armpit''': --> '''Armpit''': Yeah, man. Caveman did have style.
4th Aug '16 8:28:11 AM bt8257
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* Mr. Sir's actually says OhCrap when [[spoiler: the Texas officer recognizes him.]]

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* Mr. Sir's Sir actually says OhCrap when [[spoiler: the Texas officer recognizes him.]]
3rd Jun '16 10:19:26 PM Mikeyfan93
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* During a montage in which Stanley becomes accepted by the rest of the campers in the movie, Armpit lifts up his armpits. Everyone runs away from the stink. Trust me, it's funnier than it sounds.

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* During a montage in which Stanley becomes accepted by the rest of the campers in the movie, Armpit lifts up his armpits. Everyone runs away from the stink. Trust me, us, it's funnier than it sounds.



* Mr. Sir's obsession with talking about how horrible girl scouts are. Becomes a BrickJoke [[spoiler:when Camp Greenlake was converted to a girl scout camp at the end]].

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* Mr. Sir's obsession with talking about how horrible girl scouts are. Becomes a BrickJoke [[spoiler:when Camp Greenlake Green Lake was converted to a girl scout camp at the end]].



* The Casts' commentary on the movie is actually really funny.

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* The Casts' cast's commentary on the movie is actually really funny.
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