History Funny / HiveswapFriendsim

** If you thought any of those were ridiculous, then you haven't seen the name of the track James made for the unknown Purpleblood's route. It's ASCIIArt of [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros Bows]][[MemeticMutation ette]] in a cute anime style, and it can be seen [[https://twitter.com/hamesatron/status/1050532547900334081 here]], or in the game's credits. Of course, that name couldn't be used when uploaded to Soundcloud, so there it's just called "(an ascii image of bowsette)."

** Daraya's theme is called [[Anime/FullmetalAlchemist "▲trollkind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. to obtain something of equal value must be lost. that is alchemys first law of equivalent exchange. in those days, we really believed that to be the worlds one, and only, truth.▼"]]

** Nihkee's theme was called [[NoPronunciationGuide "lmao i still dont know if its nicky or nike (like the shoe, not like.. the name mike)"]] on Soundcloud. [[BrickJoke On Bandcamp, it was renamed "turns out its like the shoe"]].

** If you thought any of those were ridiculous, [[UpToEleven then you haven't seen the name of the track James made for the unknown Purpleblood's route]]. It's ASCIIArt of [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros Bows]][[MemeticMutation ette]] in a cute anime style, and it can be seen [[https://twitter.com/hamesatron/status/1050532547900334081 here]], or in the game's credits. Of course, that name couldn't be used when uploaded to Soundcloud, so there it's just called "(an ascii image of bowsette)."

* Zebruh may be the most utterly repulsive character in the entire Homestuck universe, but his ridiculous InsaneTrollLogic can be ActuallyPrettyFunny.

* As scary, sad, and confusing as the epilogue is, the ending where Doc Scratch tells the MSPA Reader that reading a "[[BlatantLies brief]] [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} webcomic]]" will help them understand what's going on, and the fact that it actually opens the first page of ''Homestuck'' in the computer's browser, can be ActuallyPrettyFunny.

* As scary, sad, and confusing as the epilogue is, the ending where Doc Scratch tells the MsPA Reader that reading a "[[BlatantLies brief]] [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} webcomic]]" will help them understand what's going on, and the fact that it actually opens the first page of ''Homestuck'' in the computer's browser, can be ActuallyPrettyFunny.

* The encounter with The Grand Highblood during Chahut's route is mostly terrifying, with most of his interactions with you being insults or veiled threats. However, he also [[TechnologicallyBlindElders fumbles with his video call for a bit]] and while insulting the player, [[MaleGaze compliments their legs.]] This in turn causes just about ''every'' Purpleblood at the congregation to start ogling your legs, [[FemaleGaze including Chahut]].

** Chahut's first bad ending, as pictured above, involves her and Amisia killing a random Bronzeblood that the latter caught in a trap. Instead of being horrified, the player is instead very annoyed with how murderous trolls can be, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and decides to leave]].

* Mallek in his route [[ItMakesSenseInContext trying to connect wires into the player]], and the player putting an ethernet cable into their armpit trying to play along.

* Every volume begins with some narration about the player and their search for friendship. Volume 13 just starts with "BLAH BLAH BLAH '''FRIENDSHIP''' BLAH" before going straight to the selection screen.

** The player ends up becoming Nihkee's opponent after her original one was eaten by a troll-eating plant. How were they persuaded to do this? Not for a chance of money or fame, but for a chance of friendship.

** The player is so scared of Nihkee's attacks that they try to run and hide, but when she insists they fight her, they try throwing themself at her, [[EpicFail only to end up knocked out without her even having to hit them]].
** When the player wakes up in Nihkee's exercise room, they notice she is wearing a different outfit for exercising... which happens to look exactly the same as her previous outfit.

** Nihkee tells the player that she waited a long time for them to wake up. [[AsleepForDays How long?]] ''[[SubvertedTrope Forty minutes]]''.
** If the player hesitates when Nihkee offers to train them, she'll angrily send them away, but they'll refuse to [[MediumAwareness let the screen transition to the cartoonish Game Over Screen]] [[BreakingTheFourthWall with the sad music by James Roach]]. Though in the end, [[ShaggyDogStory their efforts to avoid this are]] AllForNothing.
** [[WhatCouldHaveBeen Originally,]] during the [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext imaginary cyborg chase,]] [[http://traceexcalibur.tumblr.com/post/180831924118/oh-a-bit-more-behind-the-scenes-fun-for-you-all the player would try to get help from Kuprum]] (Presumably after Mallek was unable to help them), which would lead to [[https://66.media.tumblr.com/fba87fa66d5f9f883a02c2f80ee0bfe6/tumblr_inline_pj9y0znvSj1qjjdae_500.png this exchange]] between Nihkee and Folykl.
** If the player doesn't hesitate, at one point during the training Nihkee will give them a drink, which is described as being an energy drink combined with milk.
* In Lanque's R-rated route, he offers the player drugs, but the player refuses them. Lanque then gives them to Diemen, who replies "Thanks, I love to put drugs on my wiener."
** Before the routes split, the player is described as having dressed in some random clothing, which happens to be a bra, some fishnets, and a cape. Meanwhile, Lynera is wearing her usual smart schoolgirl outfit because [[BreakingTheFourthWall "We would've had to pay someone to redraw all her sprites"]].
** Also before the routes split, Ardata tells the player she has one question for them. What follows is a fairly elaborate 'do you certify that you're old enough to see mature content' question, written in Ardata's quirk. The legalese it's written in comes right out of nowhere, and imagining Ardata saying it is rather amusing.
* As scary, sad, and confusing as the epilogue is, the ending where Doc Scratch tells the player that reading a "[[BlatantLies brief]] [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} webcomic]]" will help them understand what's going on, and the fact that it actually opens the first page of ''Homestuck'' in the computer's browser, can be ActuallyPrettyFunny.

->"You like that? / I wrote it!
->You hit that? / I own it!
->Comin' in hot / tryna steal my spot
->Just grab my bulge and deepthroat it!"

** Before the routes split, Ardata tells the player she has one question for them. What follows is a fairly elaborate 'do you certify that you're old enough to see mature content' question, written in Ardata's quirk. The legalese it's written in comes right out of nowhere, and imagining Ardata saying it is rather amusing.

* Mallek in his route [[ItMakesSenseInContext trying to connect wires into the main character]], and the main character putting an ethernet cable into his armpit trying to play along.
* One of Galekh's citations describes Tagora as 'Rainbowfucker extraordinaire (he wishes)'.

** Nihkee tells the player that she waited a long time for them to wake up. How long? ''Forty minutes''.

** If they don't hesitate, at one point during the training Nihkee will give them a drink, which is described as being an energy drink combined with milk.
* As scary and confusing as the epilogue is, the ending where Doc Scratch tells the player that reading a "[[BlatantLies brief]] [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} webcomic]]" will help them understand what's going on, and the fact that it actually opens the first page of ''Homestuck'' in the computer's browser can be ActuallyPrettyFunny.

** The music for Lanque's route is called "yall know i just do the music right," a reference to how fans would often ask James questions about Hiveswap that he doesn't know all the answers to.

** Nihkee's theme was called [[NoPronunciationGuide "lmao i still dont know if its nicky or nike (like the shoe, not like.. the name mike)"]] on Soundcloud. On Bandcamp, it was renamed "turns out its like the shoe".

** Nihkee's theme is called [[NoPronunciationGuide "lmao i still dont know if its nicky or nike (like the shoe, not like.. the name mike)"]]