History Funny / HitlerRants

26th Apr '17 3:55:32 PM Przemek32767
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*** In one scene, Jodl objects to Hitler planning to spend money for his children's college tuition on a camera system. Cue a {{Smash Cut}} to Jodl having a black eye and apologizing.
**** Also, in the same scene, Jodl repeatedly telling everyone to leave the room and Hitler ordering them to stay.
13th Apr '17 2:28:32 PM Przemek32767
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--> '''Gunsche''': It looks like you're just throwing random shit together.
** Gunsche's face is even edited to make him cock an eyebrow during this line!

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--> '''Gunsche''': '''Günsche''': It looks like you're just throwing random shit together.
** Gunsche's Günsche's face is even edited to make him cock an eyebrow during this line!



** Fegelein grabbing a hold of the magic pencil and [[spoiler:turning Hitler into a toilet, which Gunsche and Goring are about to use.]]

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** Fegelein grabbing a hold of the magic pencil and [[spoiler:turning Hitler into a toilet, which Gunsche Günsche and Goring Göring are about to use.]]



** Hitler and Gunsche practicing their trash-talk:
---> '''Gunsche''': You're ground motherfucking beef.

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** Hitler and Gunsche Günsche practicing their trash-talk:
---> '''Gunsche''': '''Günsche''': You're ground motherfucking beef.



** And let's not forget Gunsche returning in a ''[[TankGoodness battletank]]''... only to be foiled [[ClippedWingAngel by a]] ''[[ClippedWingAngel banana]]''.

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** And let's not forget Gunsche Günsche returning in a ''[[TankGoodness battletank]]''... only to be foiled [[ClippedWingAngel by a]] ''[[ClippedWingAngel banana]]''.



** Hitler playing Santa to all of the bunker staff, particularly when [[spoiler:Goring sits on his lap, resulting in him having to go to the hospital.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD79GD11z2o Hitler's Secret Hobby]], which just so happens to be that he [[{{Crossdresser}} crossdresses]] in his spare time. It gets even more absurdly hilarious when [[spoiler:Gunsche joins in]].

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** Hitler playing Santa to all of the bunker staff, particularly when [[spoiler:Goring [[spoiler:Göring sits on his lap, resulting in him having to go to the hospital.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD79GD11z2o Hitler's Secret Hobby]], which just so happens to be that he [[{{Crossdresser}} crossdresses]] in his spare time. It gets even more absurdly hilarious when [[spoiler:Gunsche [[spoiler:Günsche joins in]].



** Gunsche constantly saying "Wii U".
** Hitler "chasing" Gunsche.

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** Gunsche Günsche constantly saying "Wii U".
** Hitler "chasing" Gunsche.Günsche.



*** The whole GagPenis sequence.

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*** The whole GagPenis sequence.sequence, especially when it goes up Günsche's nostril.



*** At one point, Gunsche puts a [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} blue portal]] in Hitler's room. After the above antic later on, Hitler finally loses it and orders Fegelein's execution. [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke Fegelein opens up an orange portal just as he's about to be shot,]] and [[BatmanGambit the executioner ends up shooting Hitler instead.]]]]

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*** At one point, Gunsche Günsche puts a [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} blue portal]] in Hitler's room. After the above antic later on, Hitler finally loses it and orders Fegelein's execution. [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke Fegelein opens up an orange portal just as he's about to be shot,]] and [[BatmanGambit the executioner ends up shooting Hitler instead.]]]]



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj5bTHC9Iu8 Hitler is informed Gunsche is sitting in his chair]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj5bTHC9Iu8 Hitler is informed Gunsche Günsche is sitting in his chair]]



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rTkAFkVWXk Hitler's door]] - Hitler's door apparently gains a mind of its own and attempts a getaway, with Dolfy and Gunsche in pursuit.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rTkAFkVWXk Hitler's door]] - Hitler's door apparently gains a mind of its own and attempts a getaway, with Dolfy and Gunsche Günsche in pursuit.



** Hitler and Gunsche hunting a turkey that carries a rather odd resemblance to Goebbels.

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** Hitler and Gunsche Günsche hunting a turkey that carries a rather odd resemblance to Goebbels.



* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okwqib7e3-o&feature=context-vrec Hitler Becomes a Brony]]'', Hitler is ranting because the second season of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' has not aired yet, but he finally learns, after Lauren Faust wasn't going to be the executive producer, Gunsche shows him a newspaper with the title [[spoiler: Fegelein Becomes Executive Producer For Season Two of MLP:[=FiM=]]].

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* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okwqib7e3-o&feature=context-vrec Hitler Becomes a Brony]]'', Hitler is ranting because the second season of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' has not aired yet, but he finally learns, after Lauren Faust wasn't going to be the executive producer, Gunsche Günsche shows him a newspaper with the title [[spoiler: Fegelein Becomes Executive Producer For Season Two of MLP:[=FiM=]]].



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqhD9F2rFrk Gunsche Informs Hitler that Gunsche is Fegelein]] - hilarious simply due to the amount of previous videoes where Hitler is screaming about how angry he is at Fegelein and he's been there the entire time.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqhD9F2rFrk Gunsche Günsche Informs Hitler that Gunsche Günsche is Fegelein]] - hilarious simply due to the amount of previous videoes where Hitler is screaming about how angry he is at Fegelein and he's been there the entire time.



--> '''Hitler:''' "Revolver Burgdorf, Vulcan Goring, Psycho Skeletor, Sniper Magda and Grey Gunsche..."

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--> '''Hitler:''' "Revolver Burgdorf, Vulcan Goring, Göring, Psycho Skeletor, Sniper Magda and Grey Gunsche...Günsche..."



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2VsW57s1r4 Hitler has been eaten by Goring]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2VsW57s1r4 Hitler has been eaten by Goring]]Göring]]



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEE131CF3do Fegelein Traps Jodl in a Gunsche Costume!]]
** Jodl's voice coming out of what at first appears to be Gunsche is both unexpected and hilarious.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEE131CF3do Fegelein Traps Jodl in a Gunsche Günsche Costume!]]
** Jodl's voice coming out of what at first appears to be Gunsche Günsche is both unexpected and hilarious.



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mk-WhmDgQ Fegelein traps Krebs in a Gunsche-costume]]
-->'''Krebs:''' "Fegelein has trapped me in a Gunsche-costume. Shit, fuck, and dammit."

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mk-WhmDgQ Fegelein traps Krebs in a Gunsche-costume]]
Günsche-costume]]
-->'''Krebs:''' "Fegelein has trapped me in a Gunsche-costume.Günsche-costume. Shit, fuck, and dammit."



** Gunsche's "gasp" when he sees the snow outside.

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** Gunsche's Günsche's "gasp" when he sees the snow outside.
20th Mar '17 3:20:59 AM NightShade96
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*** Later we get:
---> '''Hitler:''' [[BrickJoke Damnit, Jodl, don't make me summon Cthulhu again!]]

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*** ** Later we get:
---> --> '''Hitler:''' [[BrickJoke Damnit, Jodl, don't make me summon Cthulhu again!]]



* The ''[[Series/VivaLaBam Viva la]] [[Main/AffectionateParody Fegel]]'' series:

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* The ''[[Series/VivaLaBam Viva la]] [[Main/AffectionateParody [[AffectionateParody Fegel]]'' series:



** Even better, this line is immediately followed by Hitler ''ordering Satan to bring him Fegelein's soul''. Old habits die hard, it seems. (Or, Hitler [[HellHasNewManagement took control of Hell and made Satan his minion]], and is genuinely bossing the Devil himself around!)

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** Even better, this line is immediately followed by Hitler ''ordering Satan to bring him Fegelein's soul''. Old habits die hard, it seems. (Or, Or, Hitler [[HellHasNewManagement took control of Hell and made Satan his minion]], and is genuinely bossing the Devil himself around!)around!
20th Nov '16 6:26:34 PM MrNickelodeon
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** Hitler playing Santa to all of the bunker staff, particularly when [[spoiler:Goring sits on his lap, resulting in him having to go to the hospital as a result.]]

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** Hitler playing Santa to all of the bunker staff, particularly when [[spoiler:Goring sits on his lap, resulting in him having to go to the hospital as a result.hospital.]]
20th Nov '16 6:23:55 PM MrNickelodeon
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXcZwfSb-68 Hitler is informed of the Wii U]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qNX4TIhT64 Hitler is a Mall Santa]]:
** The sheer misery and torment Hitler goes through while working on the job.
-->'''Hitler''': I mean... I think that shit violated my Basic Human Rights or something...
** Hitler playing Santa to all of the bunker staff, particularly when [[spoiler:Goring sits on his lap, resulting in him having to go to the hospital as a result.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD79GD11z2o Hitler's Secret Hobby]], which just so happens to be that he [[{{Crossdresser}} crossdresses]] in his spare time. It gets even more absurdly hilarious when [[spoiler:Gunsche joins in]].
* [[https://www.youtube.
com/watch?v=VXcZwfSb-68 Hitler is informed of the Wii U]]U]]:
20th Nov '16 6:10:31 PM MrNickelodeon
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** Hitler being sentence-mixed to say "MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!!!!!" and "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!" is hilarious.

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** Hitler being sentence-mixed to say "MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!!!!!" and "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!" is hilarious.SHIT!!!!!"



-->'''Hitler''': For being the "Prince of Darkness", you sure are an imbecile.

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-->'''Hitler''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu For being the "Prince of Darkness", you sure are an imbecile.]]
20th Nov '16 6:05:26 PM MrNickelodeon
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAkx91nve1k Adolf Hitler VS A Fly]], which is... ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. HilarityEnsues.



** Though much of the video can actually be considered nightmare fuel, Hitler being sentence-mixed to say "MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!!!!!" and "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!" is hilarious.
-->'''Eva:''' *runs into Hitler's office* You can't have a facial surgery, can you?

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** Though much of the video can actually be considered nightmare fuel, Hitler being sentence-mixed to say "MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!!!!!" and "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!" is hilarious.
-->'''Eva:''' *runs ''(runs into Hitler's office* office)'' You can't have a facial surgery, can you?



-->'''Hitler:''' *farts loudly with a frustrated look on his face in response*
-->'''Eva:''' *pauses for a moment and then runs backwards out of Hitler's office*

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-->'''Hitler:''' *farts ''(farts loudly with a frustrated look on his face in response*
face)''
-->'''Eva:''' *pauses ''(pauses for a moment and then runs backwards out of Hitler's office*office)''



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zx9IMXbOOA Hitler's Thanksgiving Day!]]"

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zx9IMXbOOA Hitler's Thanksgiving Day!]]"Day!]]



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAkx91nve1k Adolf Hitler VS A Fly]], which is... ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. HilarityEnsues.



-->'''Hitler:''' *slams desk* "FEGELEIN!"

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-->'''Hitler:''' *slams desk* ''(slams desk)'' "FEGELEIN!"
20th Jul '16 1:43:02 AM Morgenthaler
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*** This is actually a case of Team Rocket proving to be DangerouslyGenreSavvy, since the fact they always lost "because the good guys always won" gets ''INVERTED'', [[EvilVsEvil since they're fighting]], well, ThoseWackyNazis.

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*** This is actually a case of Team Rocket proving to be DangerouslyGenreSavvy, self-aware, since the fact they always lost "because the good guys always won" gets ''INVERTED'', [[EvilVsEvil since they're fighting]], well, ThoseWackyNazis.
13th Jun '16 1:07:44 AM NightShade96
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24yUUHYlJEI Hitler reacts to]] Music/RebeccaBlack's ''Friday''.
17th Apr '16 7:51:11 AM Berrenta
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-->'''Hitler:''' [[GetOnWithItAlready Just give me an answer!]] Or I dump you in [[UsefulNotes/{{Iran}} Iran]]!

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-->'''Hitler:''' [[GetOnWithItAlready Just give me an answer!]] answer! Or I dump you in [[UsefulNotes/{{Iran}} Iran]]!UsefulNotes/{{Iran}}!
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